DANK DOODLE MEMES V753

baby elephant tries to hide behind the light pole after spotted eating sugar cane stealth little me i'm never doing drugs my stone appearance gramps who grows his own ancient egyptians invent glass arabs hourglass in 2001 kenny waters a man who was wrongly imprisoned for 18 years for murder was finally freed after his high school dropout sister went to law school to prove his innocence fine i'll do it myself i go to another classroom to ask for a chair the other class when i open the door first date uh so what do you do me remembering girls like bad boys i sell drugs uh are you serious me remembering girls like sensitive guys to kids in need you know i'm something of a ladies man myself thanksgiving 2020 we know you bought a turkey that feeds 12 to 15. steve harvey name a fruit contestant hamburger the family good answer hi hello why are you why are you philosophers lying on the grass in movies lying on the grass in real life teachers hundreds of hidden meanings to a poem the actual author robber breaks into my house me alexa release the roombas [Music] can we take a minute to appreciate the one thing that hasn't changed through all the updates i'm a joke to you here's a sick trick this bird is pulling off wanna know his name i'm so in love with you tiny hawk when you tell roomba to clean the room but it autocorrects to clear the room pictures from the 1980s picture from a cheap phone made five years ago pictures from another planet pictures from any bank surveillance literally every other language normal stuff latvian sharp knife assassins your son is a straight a student my parents he can be a bit talkative at times though my parents man snuck an engagement bringing to photos of his girlfriend for months before proposing that guy i'm gonna do what's called a risky move zoom class starts at 7 30. me at 8 who still has to shower and eat yeah i've got time me 2020 can't get any worse december 2020 of it oh man you too bad me about to get rick rolled i got you i got you brother my ad block oh no you don't this robot planter follows the sunlight and throws tantrums if you don't water it my robot in 10 days my mother my grandmother saying or owner is a hoax to get rid of people who annoy the government me how to make a doll into a wine glass in 23 quick steps god watching the human race like your phone ever so dry that you explored settings while other celebrities were too busy singing imagine and complaining about having to stay in their mansions lady gaga helped raise over 35 million dollars in support of medical response in just seven days nothing but respect for her what's even more remarkable about this is the fact that she didn't just post a link on social media asking for people to donate she went straight to corporate leaders and asked them to give in favor of those who need it that's exactly what public figures should be doing you have my respect lady gaga how the frick am i essential worker when you pray to god to solve your family's problems and wake up the next day in heaven [Music] unmanned ferrari man ferrari unmanned lamborghini manned lamborghini unmanned delorean me and the boys after quarantine is your hand on my ass it was an accident your hands still on my ass it's still an accident girlfriend no girlfriend ah you sold your girlfriend good choice my man i heard that selling buy parts give more profit too i was a businessman doing business swat rule number 142 if you forget the ladder you become the ladder imagine if your dad was a minotaur and your mom was a mermaid and you got the human half of both and now you're just some guy this has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals maybe ever me sitting at the kid's table to avoid talking politics fellas if your girl has thick eyebrows wear glasses and have beautiful smile that's not your girl that's danny d vitto canada is allowing people with depression to do psychedelic mushrooms canadian therapists i can't wait to say remember of it me too kid when the waitress takes your plate and there were still fries on it high pitched screaming i can't believe he didn't cry during titanic do men even have feelings in memory of stephen hillenburg bobby has four dimes amy has 30 pennies which child has more money bobby how do you know show your thinking the think sir usa no flags on american soils shall fly higher than ours for america also usa nasa fixes hubble gyroscope by turning it off and on again engining if someone gave you 200 because you're ugly would you take the money absolutely i'm ugly not stupid velma hey scooby go kill shaggy he is so annoying scooby no i will never do that to my friend velma i'll give you some scooby snacks scooby doo drawings made by people with mental illness [Music] hey nestle why do you always wear that mask child labor let's keep this on yo so beautiful shrexie an attempt was made yes sand photo i have achieved comedy you should only eat six fries per serving harvard professor says shut the frick up nerd mom look at these flowers let's take a photo me all right but don't post it mom sure later that day on mom's facebook kid i'm eight years old me oh okay kid i was born in 2012 me [Music] when you say nice shirt to someone wearing the same shirt as you welcome to downtown coolsville girls in the shower first i need to soap and condition my hair then use the coconut lotion for my legs and then boys soap is soap welcome to the chinese government kid we've got xe jinping what did xi jinping do i hate when people leave you or the game why must you hurt me in this way a normal conversation when a person falls off a plane and dies and goes to heaven the ground worked like a trampoline gravity falls biting twins humanity was a mistake troublemaker your classmate sarah just hung your teacher mr burger excuse me what the frick me starts the dryer the 79 cents in change i left in my pockets the boss when you fight him when you unlock him as a playable character [Music] hi i wanted to tell you something ah okay i wanted to become a dancer after seeing michael jackson i wanted to become a fighter after seeing bruce lee but i wanted to become your husband after seeing you oh that's so sweet you know what's common in those three what you will never become any one of those whose size large me being anxious with the mic on mute thinking everybody still can hear me when you and your comrades casually make terrible decisions together [Music] uncle that's what she said me laughs without understanding mom how do you know all of this you're only 10 me that's what she said mom holy music stops when the girl who got 98 marks cries and the teacher changes it to 100 or magic one of my biggest faults is that when i ask someone their name i forget to listen to what their name is white text black shadow black text white shadow black text black shadow a normal conversation starfishes have mouths in the middle of their bodies and mermaids use them as bras hey you what is an interesting fact about you i can change the status of girls active now to active two minutes ago by just saying hi me too kid author doesn't add a hidden meaning to his book teachers fine i'll do it myself i can't wait to cure every disease we are in our anime body below me googling a phone number instead of answering it my mom after finding out what's really in the homework file i'll never forgive the japanese dad doesn't want a son mom gets son anyway dad and son wanna go out sometime for real oh wait that was meant for my cousin the frick sweet home alabama intensifies i'm only going to ask this once how'd they get the chigzhen in this little bag why do you always pulsar the fridge door slowly three year olds i like to see the lights go out when you hide your ds from mom but mario says bye bye frick when you found shreks in the dictionary in third grade everyone i can't wait until this pandemic is finally over and everyone can go out and see each other again me after the pandemic looks at nachos i'm busy gordon ramsay's daughter did the idiot sandwich on him people who were idiots sandwiched by gordon earlier the four horsemen of hiding [Music] god when he see people already buying 2021 calendars whoa whoa not so fast bro lactose intolerant people when they realize they live in the milky way we are gonna freaking die if i illegally bought the mona lisa would anyone be able to stop me from eating it i don't need sleep i need answers i fear no man but that thing how to basic it scares me my friend told me to take these my life now perfectly balanced or owner is a hoax my dead uncle me and my friend after climbing the tallest tree in kindergarten you have a history test the smart kid starts crying when they saw the paper turns out it was actually really easy and the smart kid cried because they spent three hours straight memorizing stuff that wasn't in the test [Music] the perfect xbox doesn't exist the word blush comes from blood rush so technically erection is blushing [Music] everyone is gangster china smog as thick as a brick artist turns toxic fumes into a building block after collecting dust from beijing's polluted air with a hoover until chinese man start making bricks from air her body 10 stand quivered as she felt wave after wave surged through it i probably should have told her about the new electric fence you had one job americans bonjour australians adius dumb ways to die top view front view side view there are no accidents master rugby three-year-old me a b c d e f g h i j k elimino p f e a r has two meanings forget everything and run or face everything and rise the choice is yours forget everything and run face everything and rise freak everything and reproduce the perfect book doesn't exist things i will put up your ass if you don't put on that freaking mask by dr seuss when you ask someone their music preference but they say they don't care so you put on weirdest shiz they've ever heard moms in the chinese restaurant when their order is five minutes late i'll never forgive the japanese me that girl with blue hair talking about eminism my super conservative friend my teacher ageing because we didn't do his homework us vibing because he muted himself me thinking misty is kinda cute crippling animated is addiction therapist and that's why you're loved and your life matters credit card declines therapist suicide is badass my crush keeps texting me on how cute her crush is it's not me i don't know if she realizes that i'm reading her texts through a blur of tears edit ladies and gentlemen i'm her crush they had us in the first half not gonna lie queen dies british people playing chess what if your d made a sound every time you got hard what would you want the sound to be oh yeah the signs bedrooms aries taurus gemini cancer leo virgo libra scorpio sagittarius capricorn aquarius pisces like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos [Music] thanks

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Id: VQzKxQddAmY

Length: 14min 36sec (876 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 19 2020