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i love cheating if you don't cheat what the hell is wrong with you have you ever been cheated on i forgot some people are in relationships to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams i suck newton died a virgin that means i have one up on history's greatest scientific genius because i'm not dead he was a good man and a better friend god i'm gonna miss him so much here's to you greg bro where are you you better not be ripping me off been waiting here for almost an hour sorry your dealer was arrested for mafia mean possession want a doughnut they are healthier than math take this you sons of you're my best best friend meanwhile james aged 33 about james i like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend until the lsd wears off and i realize i'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a wendy's parking lot failed as a rapper became an avenger he showed us that it's easier to beat thanos than eminem sucks how every girl i'm interested in is either taken or has good taste in men me i'm terrified of the cold therapist i see me trembling did you just say i see therapist no chill out me screams pitch who wants to be a millionaire but the contestants are billionaires so it's more of a threat student is bullied school tell us parents fight back grandparents may i suggest the bonnelli m4 just a normal physics class only fans united states army please respect the people who serve this country and stop comparing them to the military my brother posted this on snapchat agrhshs lmao about to be surprising everyone at school tomorrow lol i didn't meant anything by that surprise the cops came and asked me about my post i got a haircut lol an eye opener vodka plus i sequels destroys the kidneys oozo plus i sequels destroys the liver whiskey plus ice equals destroys the heart gin plus i sequels destroys the brain this ice shiz is dangerous my d is called life life is hard life is also short male nurse set off fire alarm to watch co-workers breasts bound so she evacuated 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come over yes but my kids are up me who knows what this is a teachable moment for an overly curious child in a car alone this lady in the washroom looked at me and said i remember when my girlfriends and i would get dressed up and go out i miss that so i said why miss it we are all out now aren't we long story short she died of a coke overdose jfk got assassinated no oh oh this wasn't us we promise we know he gave me 50 for a plan b but the gag is i was on birth control and now i'm about to get my nails done when you give her plan b money and she on birth control but it's cool cause it was the money you stole out her purse homework you are to assume the role of a chinese immigrant in 1870 and write a letter home describing your experiences your letter should include the following your contributions and experiences in the west infinite iq if you laugh at other people's conditions you will be like them in future bill gates lmao bill gates is a billionaire lmao idler lmao my husband got all excited when he saw the fat guy barbecuing parking spot study finds atheists are more likely to own cats than christians this article is stupid besides not knowing how to feed and care for them it's illegal to own a christian let alone buy and sell them my wife left me for another man all that lies ahead now is a miserable pointless life with suicide seemingly the only way out and while he's going through all that i'll be in the pub with my mates every night canceling plans is okay staying home to cook is okay disappearing for a bid to get your life together is okay resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is okay it's called self-care my wife bought off brand pop-tarts sometimes i think she's acting out on purpose don't know why she's trying to drive me away but i'm not going to budge i'll love her through this this is the raw and often ugly side of marriage people don't want to talk about some marriages aren't work saving peter is probably the craziest charity out there probably name any other charity that kills 85 to 95 of its rescues make a wish foundation why would you say something so controversial yet so brave scam artist court police arrested scam artist john young who tricked people into buying some sort of a substance which himself named it the elixir of immortality upon questioning the police discovered that jon has a criminal record being arrested for the same felony in 2004 1965 1923 and 1866 my mom went to a baby shower but didn't read the bottom on the invitation and it said where the color you think the baby is going to be my mom wore black what you are doing roasting marshmallows i got a friend you can not use a fire type like fire why it is degrading what will you do about it oh i started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago since then my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful [Music] if she leaves you for another there is always her mother master rugway when a woman is pregnant all of her friends rub her belly and says congratulations but no one goes and rub your balls and say good job benadryl allergy you can't sneeze if you're unconscious a black kid light skinned red hair i was called all kind of terrible derogatory names they called meaning uh still angry chill i have 70 ways to make you happy first hug and 69. sir i'm sick i want a one day leave when i get sick i kiss my wife and my sickness goes try okay sir sir right right how was it first your wife hesitated then she enjoyed thank you sir who should a self-driving car kill should a self-driving car kill the baby or the grandma depends on where you're from if you drift you should be able to take out both of them crazy how nature does that mercury venus earth mars jupiter saturn uranus neptune pluto when they laugh at your five centimeters but they haven't seen your nine millimeter hi hey what's up watching my neighbor's kids how about you haha same i got new binoculars so it's much easier from the window fun fact when a mother quacker is threatened by a predator she will take her baby out of her pouch throw it at the predator and run away while the predator is eating the sacrificed baby the mother will flee to safety that furry creature has way too happy of a face to be doing that never had kids before i love the smell of incest having a rough day just remember that an arrow can only be shot by pulling it backwards so when life is dragging you back with difficulties it means it's about to send you forward to kill someone excuse me miss have you ever been arrested yeah how could you tell i was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute but now i'm curious aggravated assault if women ruled the world there would be no wars just a bunch of countries not talking to each other [Music] roses are red cows eat grass woman stabs husband because he refuses to eat her ass things from marvel i'd like to try on my face i suck newton demonstrating that going outside is gay how to cook crack and clean a crab 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woman waiting for her husband to come back from iraq after 12 months of being at war hi james i like the picture of my wife and i but can you get rid of the other guy in the white hat please love your work sure bella aye there is no eye sam there is only we okay bella we are suffering from aids the zoo is a pretty safe place to fart she's my pants in the gift shop haha damn elephants hold the frick up what is something that's perfectly legal but raises a ton of red flags my neighbor thinks it's okay to shine her laser pen across her garden across my garden into my house in the middle of the night straight into my binoculars hey sarah my name is staff sergeant scott hintz and i'm an army recruiter in athens ohio i just wanted to reach out to you and see if you have any interest in joining the army army reserves i'd rather die well the army can help with that lmfao you have free wi-fi but every hour you use it one african kid starts to death so it's just like regular wi-fi heroes dressed 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banned from making video games for one year if you design a quest where i need to follow an npc you are banned from making video games if you design a quest you are making video games if you design you are making if you an npc you are from video games if you move slower than my running speed you are gone pp die die die what are you doing this is a library i use ice cream to persuade my kids to take their medicine i'll try that how's that ice cream toby it was poisoned you'll be gone soon oh look here's the antidote to save you from a long and painful death remember little foot this is him now feel old yet [Music] your surname is based off your ancestors jobs people with the last name dickinson an italian is forced to watch the first time pineapple is added to a pizza brooklyn new york 1924 you dropped this during your squad skin arby's has flipped the vegan meat trend on its head with the vegetable a carrot made out of turkey that looks and tastes almost exactly like the vegetables if vegans can make meat out of vegetable we can make vegetables out of meat you can turn any human into a vegetable if you run them over with your car the dragon to conquer the beast you must first defeat the beast within i think you have a cute smile you really think so i have watched enough shrek to know where this is going when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger judah sex jesus fanfic aoe jesus believers and atheist i'm worthless actually cornea 30 000 heart 130 thousand to one hundred and sixty thousand dollars liver ninety eight thousand to one hundred and thirty thousand dollars lung one hundred and fifty thousand to one hundred and seventy thousand dollars kidney sixty two thousand dollars kidney pancreas 150 000 like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

Channel: Clumsy

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Id: tUb9Q0mPZR4

Length: 17min 31sec (1051 seconds)

Published: Fri May 21 2021