DANK DOODLE MEMES V387

nine-year-old me stepping on a Lego and surviving I have fused with God nooo-body mannequins in Japan gamers ahead open the gate they only play mobile game close the gate but it's Minecraft Pocket Edition open the gate a little fake ad saying that this phone has 60 viruses me my mom a new toothpaste is released dentists h2o water ice juice ocean sauce fish air when you see a meme that makes you exhale through your nose you you're coming with me new hand sanitizer is made bacteria after making yourself a sandwich and you notice a bag of chips oh yeah it's all coming together teachers idiots who don't do any work the introverted smart kid me punches a bully who's been punching me my parents good job on standing up for yourself the law yeah that's fine it was self-defense schools when you don't know German but you need the comma modern probably Murph order and are you beset sang von Google team hacks into Spotify servers to removed Esposito from top charts around the globe found a floor in the system while just browsing around Adam managed to get through Spotify security which was a stated way to easy don't apologize for being the smartest person in the room you have no friends what are you talking about every girl I've ever asked out said they just wanted to be friends old memes new memes a carefully prepared structured and original meat this man stopped smoking for six years and saved the money he used to spend on smoking to buy a car then died in a car accident after years of making fun of Apple Samsung has now removed the headphone jack you have become the very thing you swore to destroy will footage of me accidentally saying shut up to my mom during an argument the metric system when you took a monster dump and realized there's not enough toilet paper left my teacher telling me that glass is actually made out of sand me a Minecraft veteran me mom please wake me at 7:00 tomorrow mom at 6:00 wake up it's 8:00 me you are the enemy of the people you're fired employees teacher where were you yesterday me trying to lie about skipping school Liam when you want a midnight snack but your parents are in the kitchen getting divorced me goes to sleep after a night of gaming the media you sleep rather soundly for a murderer surgeons people who can place the stickers perfectly on legis x-squared equals 4x equals two x equals negative two my god have you been shot who's gonna believe you yeah how I look when I try looking people in the eyes while talking to them small kids staring into my soul main quest whatever the f I'm doing solving the pie solving the meaning of life solving the mister isn't scooby doo before revealing it when the prohm site asks your age I might not look it but I'm 112 years old I width [Music] the media may be right about one gang that causes violence Phyllis y'all have to try harder than oh you're pretty the 38 year old Middle Eastern men in my DMS have already written six poems and promised me all their assets when your students are swearing in Spanish but it's perfect conjugation and grammar I'll allow it yarrr im a gaymer mass shooting her dad whatever you do to my daughter I'll do to you me eats daughters at her dad my voice in my head my voice in recordings Walmart removes violent video game signage still sells I'm gonna be honest I'm kind of idiot ah yes enslave family arguments teacher today we will be drawing our family trees exchange student from Alabama [Music] my grain no our grain garbage compost recycle glass no your frickin place trash how broke are you McDonald's ice cream machine I like thighs over breasts because the thighs are juicier ah I see you're a man of culture as well hold my baby oh god it's so fragile I feel like I could kill it so easily you want to say that again B oh you wanna dance you little sh John wick has the most deaths in one movie Kingsman rate if you are gay the bass can't stop me because I can't read English when you're about to put the stickers on your Lego set you've only got one shot memes live forever right no Dale I'm afraid no one can escape death except expanding brain expanding brain can quit runnin you little Sh wait that's illegal but nice Florida man bitten by shark punched by monkey twice struck by lightning button by snake nature he's too dangerous to be kept alive I thought happiness started with an age why does mine start with you I think you have dyslexia destruction 100 when you walk away from your computer but forgot you're wearing earphones last year a bomber said he was 57 this year he says he is 58 which is it Obama grandma grandma Dottie sir this spot is for the handicapped only video games cause violence sorry for bothering you have a nice day breaking news Bob oh the spider kills 12 mosquitoes in one day I want humans to know that we help not harm them Bob oh oh man I just had my first kiss it was beautiful you know that your mother doesn't count but your stuffs diamund helmet thorns three when iOS keeps you from screen recording Netflix so you screenshot every frame and stitch it together in PowerPoint me entering hell it's is he here the devil is who here the demon from under my bed Henderson if you are ever feeling stressed just remember there's a fifty lane highway in China that merges into for procrastination a time line I have plenty of time okay maybe I should get started now okay I should definitely get started err when you defeat a user with the name I see no God up here other than me you need high mean level to understand this or right love where do you want to go my meat this isn't you you don't do this twelve-year-old me I do now when your mom enters your room and you have one second to think about a sleeping position you guys always act like you're better than me means ten years ago if I download a movie in Jamaica am i a Pirates of the Caribbean means now 40 memes in 10 years remember this this is it now feel old yet sometimes to get to the good you gotta go through some of the bad eight-year-old boys people with depression old people have you tried not being depressed there could be a miracle drug that clears every disease to man that will never know about because it doesn't work on rats my cat's reaction when my broke buys the off-brand cat food what is that don't leave your dragon fruit with your dog you've been visited by the safety dog Oh LIKE this video and subscribe to be safe from all danger [Music]

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 1,316,959

Rating: 4.9321389 out of 5

Keywords: memes, clean memes

Id: OqptG9ccgJ8

Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 10 2019