Dana Carvey Jon Lovitz Dennis Miller Show 2

got the car of your dreams this call is free call now we're back Harvey now what I'm gonna give me a little bye oh man you know I can't really flesh out the whole Garth character give me a little back actors work inside out I work left to right which is very difficult to do I don't suggest you attempt it without a net and uh thank you uh no God basically came from my brother Brad you see me do that get a computer my brother Brad is a computer genius kid and he was fixing the dryer as a kid we were always blown away Brad you're five years old you fixed the dryer with a butter knife who blow it away man and Brad would hold his mouth like guards and go yeah I fixed the dryer it'll never break down again so that's where Garth came from and then I fused it's kind of a MacGyver stoner dude character it is in the movie you'll see white I feel cry you'll hurl so we want the bulimic audience for this and I talked to your brother remember when I bought the portable phone and I called you I said I don't know how the hell this works I'm ten minutes later I got a call for I thought it was you yanking me yeah it started explain to the phone to me and pretty soon I he had me hitting buttons I destroyed Russia I that's why they split up no he master of the understatement yeah I fixed Dennis's phone in ten seconds it'll never break down again aye sir how's your little boy huh Dex Dex dee I love that name I'm not a jazz name Dex Carvey trio did daddy I'm going - he's so cute that you cannot stop talking like that you find yourself turning into an idiot yeah yeah he's so cute yes I eat yeah I know and they give you that look like you're the center of the universe and you think god I'm really making a dent on this guy and then he like looks at the fridge with the same look you know I get that look you get I mean say if you're me he's in he's plain he'll turn up in a just go ooh and then the rest of the day you feel terrible because people going hi how you doing and yet you're used to that incredible yeah so what's a lot down really is no what uh how's the show man I missed the show how how's the bunker back we've had twenty-seven cast members I know it's like Godspell at the beginning now and it's i watch the introductions like a jump it goes on and on don pardo has oxygen he had the little paddles breathed on breathe [Applause] [Music] John you said to set on your land we were gonna somewhere and we had a big dramatic build-up to this where I was gonna ask Dana to do Church a little and then and then we were gonna say I guess no other catchphrase really measured up to that but your impeccable sense of timing and turn around your Stepford wife and I from the curtain on me because he said wait for the right time but the guy goes I don't know if there's a cue I'm sorry I guess it's the same guy I told him not to applaud forget I said I got a mole in my camp peers that guy's history bow back back you know nobody's this country could do me until you do me and now I have like you know a embryo I come up to me and they know I'm just I do you my favors use a nine year old man on a bench Fran what are you looking at I'm old okay yeah [Applause] like like at age 90 I'll have hair to do that with uh it'll be like oh now uh you know it's not often I get to members what are ya John what are you taking a nap all of a sudden you're an enigma over there get in the game join with us come on rise in the round sing come buy a shawl yeah that's the ticket y'all want to bomb you up get to know me one beep written at this juncture acting uh-huh party I did oh he's got that fourth trump card baby you don't have to yell I forgot about that the sent mr. disgusting or was man annoying man okay brilliant so Dennis how are you I'm good Charlie show now what are you doing you guys are so good together I'm not doing a thing I need is just pose too weird why are you going this I'll say one thing for you guys leave the show they're making a lot of bread you got some nice threads fun oh yeah jammie party here something nice soft it's cottony it works this is a gap t-shirt work it work it want to do that little poster thing holding the baby you know soft sensitive I can't wear a tie but a 13 inch neck I look like an eighth grader going to Sunday School come on man I look like a fetus with shoes throw me a little crab pose look I miss Hans and Franz yeah oh my god these guys yeah you know you gotta watch Dennis Miller show lookout all senior here comes dinner [Applause] okay now Johnny you're working on something for crocs are you might do something for funks what's the deal yeah I might do my own show and yeah I did the movie league of their own in a movie mom and dad saved the world that teri garr and Geoff Johns and my karate summer bah that's coming out but Jemaine it always have a place at my house you can always hang out there right you got a nice nice no additional telling about the sound room and this is Carvey's like a closet Ginger Baker so you built this little package so soundproof room and I'm sort of yeah it's got big speakers 3000 watts per channel um so it's like a cyclotron man you just go in and scramble your bridge like your chest is vibrating your ears are bleeding it's really cool you little tingling and your bulbous naughty part yeah I get all tang is that weird my god yeah Night Live the church lady the sensor goes you can't say penis okay what can I say not a bulbous tingly area sure yeah that's big that's because all sensors are naughty bulbous tingling areas in gorge was the one that got me in a gorge tingly bulbous area walk down the lane oh sorry love man you with us over there love you come out to do that can do I look over your way on a dream somewhere what are you doing wanted that's a TV oh it's a TV get a job you can buy one and watch [Applause] Denis so rich I don't need a compass yeah beautiful get to know me to know me hey I miss you boys man I love both yet and I miss you a lot do you see that we don't have a lot don't go I'll be back we'll fry some weenies I got the ham right here Dana Carvey John Lovitz [Applause] [Music] [Applause] this is one of the Dennis Miller show is brought to you by new ultra - 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Views: 138,993

Rating: 4.7665372 out of 5

Keywords: Dana, Carvey, Dennis, Miller, Jon, Luvitz

Id: TRAudljzBSI

Length: 8min 10sec (490 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 30 2009