damon being damon for 4 mins straight

oh you gotta be kidding me kissed well you know when two lips pucker and they go better watch out looks like katherine's trying to steal your guy i mean it's only fair so what's it gonna be huh fight for the death go ahead make your threat stake your claim i'm not gonna fight you why that'd fight me you've been drinking sure we do she came back to professor undying eternal love for you so i'm gonna let you deal with her because i have more important things to do like explode jeremy it's so good to see you alive weren't you a little old for a high school carnival 150 years too old yeah sure i'll uh i'll give it a shot go step get him steph what is up with that family they're not vampires what the hell are they ooh uh maybe they're uh ninja turtles you're not funny or no zombies werewolves no comedic timing at all that is dead does ravine really work nope not at all can he hear us no that would be creepy can he read minds too no if you want to see me naked all i have to do is ask no that he can't do we haven't met mason lockwood oh sure hey damon salvatore i know heard great things about you really that's weird i'm a dick what are you doing negotiating peace on your back i don't want peace would you like some lemonade thank you sweetie what are you doing here helping damon i'm the one who found out about the moonstone how did you involve jeremy he's playing indiana jones he involved himself you witch are gonna get over yourself and help us yeah he meant that as a question with a please on the end absolutely he said she'd have been here an hour ago wrong boy toy damon three of us together just like old times the brother who loved me too much and the one that didn't love me enough an evil vampire only loved herself i'll have one of those right away miss katherine elena know you're drinking blood i've been drinking hers how romantic she's in denial shut up damon wow i mean it sounds like you guys already have it all planned out yep we're awesome we're here to meet the doppelganger thank you for coming i will break your arm where's bonnie i thought she was meeting you no she's on moonstone duty and i'm on elena patrol and he was on tyler lockwood in the full moon vampire barbie asked me if she could hang on i said hey you know you should get out enjoy the sun oh wait you can't my brother the peacemaker since seven got here before me i'm gonna let him try his way before i resort to my way which is a little bloodier john surprise leave why are you still here because you haven't forcibly removed me hurry it up in there screw you too emily epileptic fit i'll call binge banana peel whatever works but right now i'm set to get him out of here so we go to the dance and find him really how we gonna do that we don't even know what he looks like something tells me he's not gonna be 16 and pimply the coolest cucumbers come on remember the last decade dance the vampires were all ah and you were all right and we won i only asked for one thing in return what an apology a what

Channel: serenatasalvatore

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Id: 9CWbzlxdZp0

Length: 4min 34sec (274 seconds)

Published: Wed May 12 2021