stefan salvatore being sassy for 3 minutes straight

[Music] amen help me celebrate my 17th high school graduation what kind of name is honoria phelps you're kind of the one that killed her oh hey is that an eminem where right there a little to the left go to the left right there right oh oh sorry it was just a leaf they're not vampires what the hell are they oh uh maybe they're uh ninja turtles you're not funny or no zombies werewolves is this funny to you well we are in the middle of the woods searching for a teddy bear buried in a shallow grave by a nine-year-old version of you is that the first thing i want to say in the morning my brother actually left me here oh i'm sorry your tone implies that i'm actually supposed to care in a month i win the merge and i become leader of my coven guaranteeing its survival liv has me on a 30-day regimen between now and the next celestial event and this regiment has to happen in my living room why damon feels guilty that's new i'm trying to save someone who hates me which one there are so many quit give me that damn patty face i'm not giving you the pouty face this is my you're being a dick face which one's my room you're not staying here take my town you can destroy my house but you will not touch my car rebecca hi oh my god kidding lexie right of course of course i'm trapped in the body of an addict maybe not today maybe not tomorrow but at some point i'm gonna rip open your throat and you're gonna die oh come on damon you think i'm afraid of a ripper who do you think invented the word you seem sad i'm not sad i'm freaking hungry you know what i i think i still need to be drunk to understand this story you're right how selfish of me to be indulging in these precious moments with my formerly dead best friend i should be sacrificing my own happiness for the good of others right i should be upstairs grooming my hero hair are you drunk i don't know mom am i stephen you know how to laugh right uh opinions vary listen to me let me guess you're gonna appeal to my humanity and my brotherly bond think about elena stefan where's the lovely elena tonight i don't know ask damon get the cure get out before you get your neck snapped again why don't you finish the rest of the story damon i don't recall saying that you could talk did i say that he could talk yes yes suck on that marty you miserable drunk the founders archives are uh stored in civil hall if you'd like to brush up on your facts mr tanner now bite me

Channel: xMarchHare

Views: 365,280

Rating: 4.991869 out of 5

Keywords: stefan, stefan salvatore, tvd, humor, funny

Id: PYdO6y0Bo78

Length: 3min 10sec (190 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 27 2021