kai parker being a hilarious sociopath for 4 minutes

rough day huh damon sorry manners i'm kai nice to meet you poor crime oh my god tell me you're not talking about kai parker of course not why would you even say that because i know you i'm a sociopath i know shocker last time i saw you i was trying to kill you why don't we pick up where we left off josie yoo-hoo lizzy it's because i want to kill you family called me an abomination better my feelings my name's a kid malachi it's like they expected me to be evil the real question is are you linda or or joanie i can never tell you two apart hi sleepyhead remember me you are crazy pants oh it sucks about that shirt though what's it gonna be okay here we go look technically i was trying to kill you and your sister uh but that's all over now so i say we just move on you're not good you okay sweetie ah yes lactose intolerance sorry my throat just got really sore i was willing to kill you when your brain was the size of an acorn you don't think i'll do it now motus well at least i felt that and this water literally started pooling in my eyes has that ever happened to you like like water just just oozing out of my eyeballs like i'm some alien creature excreting fluids you mean you cried also what happened is james is he chanting uttera also who talks which means now there's a psycho loose in mystic falls and no vampires around to stop him whoops it produces a a faint hum like a like a melody if you if you know what to listen for you clearly don't when forgetting someone selfie city yeah there it is sing it with me how do you know dr saltzman oh rick and i go way back was that his wedding brought quite the gift miss me no oh well i know i tried to kill you when you were toddlers but i gotta say it sure is nice to be around family for the holidays of course my favorite memories when i finally beat him to death i always win did it sound like she missed me beer burger two burgers no no two beers three burgers hello clarice uh all right let's stop that oh so dramatic

Channel: flygurl2Zim

Views: 944,784

Rating: 4.9876585 out of 5

Keywords: flygurl2Zim, the vampire diaries, legacies, kai parker, chris woods, villain, humor, funny, kai parker being hilarious for 4 minutes, 5 minutes, hysterical, badass, evil, sociopath, being a sociopath

Id: aMq_l5YwwBA

Length: 3min 58sec (238 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 12 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/kebrown244]

Why am I so obsessed with Kai

[u/oOoBeckaoOo]

"Hello clarice" that one killed me. He's such a fun character/villain

[u/KimGrennan]

Chris Woods is brilliant

[u/DisastrousGur9247]

Absolutely hated this guy, it's like all villains in the show had to be comical and sarcastic. Very annoying