My Kids Admit Interesting Things

what's going on everyone it is your buddy Josh and I am partnering with DraftKings the leader in Daily fantasy sports because we want you to win millions of dollars I wish I had that sound effect and by the way my nipples get hard when I say millions of dollars that is because it's a lot of money and you can win it and guess what I know you're like I don't know that much about football you don't need to my wife beats me every week just by drafting people shoot things are handsome but here's all you need to do is you download the app you put in the promo Josh Wolf all caps no space and then you draft your team easy nine players each player assigned a value that value can't go over fifty thousand dollars you get points from touchdowns field goals you know how it goes and you can win millions of dollars every single week of the regular season millions of dollars wait a second millions of dollars get in there hey look man for me the greatest privilege of my life for sure was raising my three kids without a doubt man there's so much joy in it if you don't sweat the small stuff and you really think of this as this is what a great uh experience and opportunity to watch these people grow up so dope so dope right but I will tell you something else three happy Parents I I will everybody else is like I don't know what you're talking about it eats dicks I don't like it at all [Applause] stations that are just like how did this happen let me tell you the single most random conversation I've ever had happened at my dinner table so my oldest son was already out of the house my daughter Caitlyn was probably 15. Jacob was like 11 and a half 12. and my wife was sitting across from me and my daughter just starts to cry she's like oh hey guys I'm so embarrassed that I haven't shared this with you but I I hear my parents and I love you and I don't want you to be disappointed in me but I love you so much and she said I just want you to know I'm dating Amanda which is her best friend I go okay and then Jacob goes I'm in an Armenian gang I was like what [Applause] when I turn to my wife I'm like before I go any further do you have anything you'd like to admit foreign [Applause] so I said to my daughter I go babe she goes no I'd like to hear about the gang first they go yeah me too okay I said hey man tell me what that means you're in an Armenian game and he goes well Jacob wolf I don't know why this dude has always stood like Forrest Gump I have no idea [Applause] so he I go what's that mean a meeting again goes well we sit at lunch together and we make fun of the other Armenians and I go I go oh not other Armenians you're not Armenian [Applause] I think so I guess all you got to do is make fun of the Armenians together and he goes yeah I go yeah you can be in that gang that's fine foreign I want you to know and you have to know this comes from your mom and I we don't care who you date if that person is good to you you're good to them you respect each other that person makes you feel good about yourself and loved we don't care who that person is and she said thank you I said of course but I mean no more sleepovers you know what I'm saying you really that up for yourself didn't you you could have been 50 honest and ah whatever you wanted tonight but I guess you're you're in the room with us aren't you and Jacob was like why no more sleepovers I was like just be Armenian dummy you don't need to know this [Applause] [Music] is different this night so [Music] come up for any different designs [Music]

Channel: Josh Wolf

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Id: VpioNWn0eX8

Length: 5min 23sec (323 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 23 2021