CURSED COMMENTS #21

hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to cursed comments where we're gonna be looking at comments which occurs you know you look at a nice post it's all wholesome and everything some guy saves puppies from a fire and then you're like oh that's really bright in my day and then some dude with an anime profile picture replies to someone cursed and you're like oh well uh that's what it is enjoy uh why is there a birthday candle for zero nobody turns zero years old lol hmm let me think yeah i must be just a zero right no no no it's for abortion cakes oh okay yeah makes sense uber facts spiders don't have muscles in their legs they move them using a hydraulic system powered by their blood pressure when they die their legs curl up because the blood pressure is gone ah so every spider is basically just eight walking boners oh uh i guess here we have ninja the gamer and here we have adolf hitler alright so if you get rid of the ninj in ninja you are left with a add dolph to the end of this a and you will get adolf put the word hitler after this and you get adolf hitler you can't spell adolf hitler or ninja without an a which proves that they are the same person and that all gamers are there for nazis bruh don't you dare compare one of the greatest gamers to ever exist with ninja true yeah like that's that's kind of like embarrassing for him you have to add three different toppings what are they mine pepperoni sausage and roasted peppers okay that that's like respectable yeah ah i've read the word come so many times it's lost all meanings how many people replied 583 replies poor poor woman this was my first oh sh moment as a child yeah it was my grandpa's first oh [ __ ] moment as a kid too for slightly different reasons yeah i mean yeah that probably would be oh like i showed this to my grandma grandpa and shampoo good at cleaning yeah smells good yeah makes you happy yeah and falls over in the shower haha i [ __ ] died at the falls in the shower part yeah grandma did too oh oh no hey look it's nutella you wipe it and yeah it puts nutella get it i didn't know nutella was red uh yeah you might want to go to the doctors damn kids chill out on the coughs government we can open the schools kids are responsible enough to avoid spreading cobit to each other kids when they cough timmy used splash it was super effective unvaccinated kid fainted okay hear me out though we actually do this we get two vaccinated kids like karen's going to battle with their unvaccinated kid you teach them moves they have hp everything like that and then the first person to infect the other one with a deadly disease wins that's cool right one lag equals one signature we're going to get that 100 000 likes my dad explaining a math problem for the 374th time oh my god it's just come on please and me trying to see the paper through a blur of tears i'm sorry i'm sorry yeah that one hit me right in the childhood almost as hard as your dad oh yeah that probably was hard i don't mind mosquitoes sucking my blood i have plenty to go around what annoys me is the need to inject the itch juice into my skin like i'm already feeding you why are you being such a [ __ ] imagine if i slept my mum every time she made me dinner ah change mom to wife and take out the imagine if and you have me you know it's a good cursed comment when it's got down votes because people just hated it on there peter is probably the craziest charity out there whoa probably name any other charity that kills 85 to 95 of its rescues uh the make a wish foundation god i like you why why why do you like that person note blurst crossover ah we got the full meme team yeah they look like a group of friends that'll go hang out in the woods and get killed by a serial killer one by one yeah that's kind of true someone described it as well perfectly the nerd goes first followed by the girl in pink the chad goth couple goes out while they're about to have sex and the stoner dude dies fighting valiantly saving the shy blonde who delivers the final killing blow and survives like that's just every horror movie with this premise ever oh you're such a good boy that is a big bear holy very dangerous and dumb you always see this where they are happy and everything but it's only a matter of time that they will lose control and hurt you yes they might be tamed but they are still russians run back before it's too late no yeah he's not wrong i've seen russians do crazy stuff the perfect advertisement doesn't exist oh we got a nice loving couple and then it opens divorce lawyer hey i like that yeah and he got her arm in the divorce the wife's like oh well i want the kids okay he's like all right you can have the kids but i want your arm and she's like what do you mean i want your arm the lawyer's like hey it works it works right give him your arm you get the kids give him your arm r slash ask reddit how would the world be if corona was sexually transmitted yeah we'd have to find out who bat so it's probably better that it's not hey but at least there'd be a load of us that were safe right a ups worker working during the 9 11 chaos oh wow he literally just doesn't care dude is like that [ __ ] ain't got nothing to do with me seize the address for the next package ah [ __ ] all right i gotta do what i gotta do though a couple in the 1800s trying not to laugh during their picture ah that's kind of cute so wholesome watch him hit her when she doesn't make dinner whoa i mean accurate but whoa today i learned that liam neeson was once a school teacher but got fired because a student pulled a knife on him and neeson punched him yeah that's what happens when you bring a knife to a liam neeson fight hmm kid should have brought a double bladed lightsaber that would have probably got him when you're on a date and you start talking about your hobbies you are losing the woman 13. wait is the number her age no no it's the time or it could be the age i'm not sure actually yeah it's a mask you're not being asked to shove a jar of pickles up your ass puts jar of pickles back in pantry sad face when's that pandemic coming along horoscope you will eat today zodiac people no way what how did how did it know it knows me so well what africans be like oh okay yeah i forgot it was cursed uh why is my son sleeping on the floor like this lamount wait which one is your son ah good question well he's doing his best uncle ben impression right uncle ben uncle ben how can someone both insult and compliment someone at the same time you have the biggest penis out of all of your friends huh gee thanks dad oh yeah is this some alabama thing i'm too not alabama to understand zombie spider a fungus infected spider half dead half alive infecting other spiders with spores ooh this is the nut i busted at chernobyl that's just so scary though imagine seeing that coming towards you ugh neighbor's wife has found corona positive husband is fine going to get myself tested i'm hell scared pray for me wait neighbor's wife is positive nah why are you getting tested christ said love thy neighbors oh okay uh when you're in public and have to cough but it's the middle of 2020. hold it in hold it in i know you're screaming hold it in yeah i would rather whip my dick out at this point honestly it would be less embarrassing right like if you cough in public every single person looks around at you like every single person like who you oh you coughing up that's so offensive but you take your dick out they'll be like oh that guy's just crazy yeah whatever i'll go on with my day hey number neighbor what's that we have the same phone number except one number off oh yeah so do you like spaghetti uh i love spaghetti dude that's awesome my other number neighbor hates spaghetti well has he ever had it with garlic bread i don't know i'll ask no he never has tell him to try it with garlic bread okay be right back he said he doesn't like garlic wait doesn't like garlic what is he a vampire i don't know brb he says he isn't a vampire yeah that's exactly what a vampire would say uh my number neighbor sent me a jojo meme about how erect he was yeah maybe don't do the number neighbor thing i wish coronavirus started in las vegas because what happens in vegas stays in vegas yeah he's too dangerous to be left alive well except herpes that shall follow you home yes this guy's had a lot of experience with that when you've killed five zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy no no they're loot bags yeah you get extra rewards judge do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth me uh no judge covers mike what do i do power move of the century i looked this up because i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you're instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail ah trial speed run that's how we like it and you can speed run these videos right here if you click them really fast if you're still here you lost someone's probably already clicked down go on click click now you're like the slowest person come on just just do it i don't know what i'm doing

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 237,339

Rating: 4.9679289 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: APvMOSkZYaY

Length: 11min 38sec (698 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 29 2020