Creating a CAPITALIST UTOPIA in Cities Skylines

I hate it here what do you mean grab your bags we're going what are you talking about I'm sick of this dude dude dumpy town dumpy tell that it's time we take life by the horns and go somewhere that we can raise our beautiful family we're the center of it all the greatest city in the world where are we going honey muck what's going on boys welcome back to city skyline it's been a minute it's actually been quite a few seconds since we've uh since we've grace city skylines with our presence and actually this one's a bit of a special one because we're actually sponsored to play the game this time paradox interactive who's the publisher of this game reached out to me and they're like chill out we saw we saw the one where you burn to say to the ground and left absolutely no survivors we saw the one where you you you've dumped sewage into the water supply but we're back we're back in the game and we're playing with the the new sunset Harbor DLC that's coming out today it's available right now on PC Xbox and ps4 and also the games free the base game is free to play on Steam this weekend so check it out links in the description and let's get started no I'm not I'm not going to to make a joke about how these rocks are shaped I'm just not going to do it I'm not going to it's not you're not going to get it out of me today looks like we got a factory I don't exactly know what it used to be and you know what in fact I I don't even really seem to care so that's coming down at Maron thanks for the amazing work you have done for our city no problem we'll say it intersects right there perfect alright so let's start by making some residential areas I usually go with like you know one lane roads I don't necessarily see them right here I get lost in these menus sometimes is it okay so let's start by making a toll booth oh that was really expensive Wow that costs $12,000 I'd say you know we could raise the taxes but nobody actually lives here so the only thing that's going up is the inflation rate nice waterfront residences I have blown through half of my reserves already and all I have to show for it are a few roads and a toll booth that is that's just sitting there it's just marinating this is gonna be the Power Island this is power Island right here now you're probably thinking yourself flat like what are you doing big guy why are you going around putting power plants on islands and polluting your people's homes it's unhealthy probably gonna end up in a lawsuit into that I say I you know like I really don't give a [ __ ] alright well suck up water here and we'll spit it out over here we'll throw it right there that looks adequate and this is all we really need to do we've got five thousand dollars left oh geez this is going to this is gonna get bad and it's gonna get bad quickly oh no dude I'm in the red already every single [ __ ] time what does this say what is this saying not enough fuel I mean not enough Oh oh my god wow what a [ __ ] power plant on an island was a good idea where's the coal gonna come from this guy's this guy I call this guy t-money he's gonna know how to fix this [Music] hey hey my city is absolutely in shambles mm-hmm oh my god what why are you laughing you have a road that goes nowhere there's a long story that and I'll give you the Cliff's Notes basically I wanted to charge people to live in the town and I realized that the road cost twelve thousand dollars to build I'm just saving it for later because it was like half of all the money I had and now if you look at the bottom negative one thousand dollars this is what I've called power Island trash when I tell you that that this was the biggest mistake of my life I really am not lying to you because the coal power plant is completely out of coal because it's on an island where is it gonna get coal that's you know that is an absolutely lucid question maybe could take the toll road and get some coal Road look they added a parking meter I just got it connected to the toilet to the toll road oh oh here we go here we go it's gonna get stopped all he's gonna pay for it I can't believe that we're we're making the coal delivery trucks pay to deliver the coal but I see another problem Travis this is a one-way toll road it is it's too close now that city management they call me el Presidente well we need to name our village I'm thinking power themed the power house that's actually a really good idea Travis but you know I'm taking a nice good look at this place and you know what it reminds me a lot of Pittsburgh power island you will be your own district my friend oh you love to see it if you district the water just like muck muck that's the city I would want to live in though where's that a sarcastic comment no come here is that sarcasm you tell no you don't want to live in you don't want to live in my my I just told you don't want to live in it I want to live I don't want to live in muck welcome to what I think it only is appropriate that you rename the bridges going to power island so they're more like woodland bridge Oh match power Island no it doesn't make any sense power bridge it's a bird it's a seagull it's a seagull why for a power power bird Pittsburgh is looking better than it's ever looked and that's that's so many burgers looking better than it's ever looked baby it's never been better it's supposed to be outside while this is happening at Daily News hashtag Industrial hashtag waste found in the hashtag soil what are you thinking what do you think what happened to Heather you moved into a place called muck when you moved into muck there we go what a tiny town baby down tiny town we got fishing industry Oh know anything about it Siobhan Morgan says the long arm of the law reaches the city I feel safer already hashtag I am the law good thing I'm not Brian doing this city up as a good reference yeah we can make a fishing harbour for $8,000 fishing harbour sends out low capacity fishing boats that can catch all types of fish with a moderate catch rate oh nice we're fishing we're fishing we are connected to the toll road it looks like the conditions for fishing seem pretty optimal over here looks like you could catch some anchovy and some salmon maybe some shellfish in this month Huna on the other paw over here it looks like you might be able to catch some chlamydia there they go baby fishing boat fish floating 1% fish that means they've gotten at least one fish thank you for the help t-money mm-hmm and I think I could take it from here yeah all right I think I know what I'm doing I think I have a decent grasp how this actually works now so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make another fishing area in this secondary lake over here hey there we go it's actually filling up very very confused why that didn't happen at our Island [Music] so that does that see it does it does say power island that's that's power island Wow it's guys what happened our plants well this is basically just basically where the power comes from that's a new Buddhist thing I've ever heard what that's there's a power bridge you name that we're our islets our atom power bridge what's not to love and it's not to love flat I don't think this Pittsburgh you all right that was just funny that was just that's just funny I'm speechless you're speechless why are you speechless all right well tell me how I could fix it not have a power island already [ __ ] yourself no I thought I just I thought I was doing fine [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Length: 10min 22sec (622 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 26 2020