Craziest NSFW Party Stories (/r/AskReddit) Reddit Stories

nsfw what is the craziest thing you witnessed at a party [Music] there's a certain club in berlin if you go to the men's bathroom you'll almost certainly going to run into this one guy who's been there for years who will beg you and other ander meant to piss on his face and thank you if you do he will do it for hours every night he is pretty polite and doesn't force you to piss on him though he will beg you for it i've seen a lot of crazy things but this one dude is impossible to forget got a gun pointed at my crotch by the girl whose apartment the party was at she laughed and said it wasn't loaded then some guy called her back over to the table where he was sitting he said give me that and proceeded to pull out the magazine i left about them i once got stabbed in the freaking chest at a party this guy had a ceramic plate of wings was drunk and i accidentally bumped into him dropping his wings and plate he got so freaking mad he picked up a shard of the plate and stabbed me with it i ended up going to the hospital but was mostly okay these guys were trying to cook a pig which none of them have ever done so these geniuses came up with a plan to build a fire pit lay the pig on top then place a cast iron bathtub over the pig to cook all day when it was time to feed the partiers they removed the tub to find nothing but ashes they cremated a pig guy had a warrant out for his arrest for something stupid no idea what he saw flashing lights outside and panicked he climbed out a tiny bathroom window without telling anyone and spent almost two hours on the roof hiding in case the police came back it wasn't the police it was the meter made checking for parking violations an extremely drunk high guy i have no idea he was wobbling around and hallucinating and he made my bed i watched also fairly drunk from the corner of my room as he fell on top of it over and over while attaching the sheets and tucking them under the mattress guys mother must have drilled some crazy sense of duty into him guy showed up with a duck on a leash freaking wild man i opened the wrong door and witnessed a girl start to vomit on my friend's pp as she was sucking it a very fat friend of mine was extremely drunk and said i'm gonna do a flip and did a complete front flip landing on a plastic chair which broke and sliced his arm open guy tried to kill himself in the bathroom tub by slashing his wrists it was a smallish party in an apartment with one bathroom so people had to pee so thankfully they got to him in time we broke down the door when he finally said what he was doing and called an ambulance he lived also went to a psych ward for a few weeks after this halloween house party everyone in fantasy dress except one guy everybody is having a good time until no costume guy goes on a rampage and throws a guy dressed as shaggy through a ground floor window and just paces around the room like a wild animal looking like he's going to do it again everyone's in a state of shock or going out to check on shaggy my mate pete r.i.p calmly folds up a chair and smashes the guy over the back with a wwe style and then threw him out a guy dressed as spider-man was later found asleep in the toilet with a toothbrush hanging out of his arse i went to a college halloween party about eight years ago this was this dude dressed up in a pink gorilla costume just going ham life of the party dude went a little too hard he ended up throwing up directly into his gorilla mask while wearing it and then followed it up by power eating himself down the stairs an ambulance came for him and we saw him again the next morning when he returned as a regular coloured human and a cast on his leg hosted a party once and stayed sober so my house wouldn't turn into a wreck walked into my room and saw the biggest guy in my class bodybuilding kind of big drunk ass sitting on my bed watching runs of spongebob squarepants and eating nachos then looked at me dead in the eye and said what it's a good show edit typos i went to a house party that got out of control i was part of the clearing out squad and i found a very coked up dude in the bathroom washing his face in the sink which appeared to fill with blood like horror movie levels of blood apparently he was punched in the face by somebody with a big ring which had sliced his nose essentially off i will never forget him stuporously turning towards me to say something and his nose following his head on a two-second delay like a door on a hinge he looked like red skull from the marvel movies arondo who wound up at a house party asked a couple people if they had heroin and after we kicked him out he came back to the smoker's area in the alley out back and tried to physically carry a drunk girl off down the back alley we intervened and got her inside and safe but that was pretty freaking crazy be careful out there kids went to some girl's house party who made the mistake of saying when everyone was robbing her dad's stuff okay everyone can take just one item obviously that didn't go well her house got obliterated she got kicked out by her parents not long after the party and ended up on heroin very sad story and nobody knows for 100 certain but whenever we reminisce about it my friends and i are pretty sure it's that house party that sparked a downward spiral as she was a well-educated girl and quite well off before that situation happened she also ended up on kilroy an old british talk show talking about the dangers of heroin and homelessness years later [Music] my friend's older brother tim showed up uninvited all night he kept asking everyone if they had seen his twin sister she's here somewhere i thought it was a little weird because he doesn't have a twin sister but i shrugged it off there was probably 80-100 people there all night he makes it a point to ask each and every group each and every single person if they had seen his twin sister he can't find her around 1am in one swift movement he tucks his wiener between his legs drops his pants to his ankles kills the stereo and starts screaming twin sister twin sister while quickly shuffling all through the party good job tim a girl once lectured me about how dangerous cannabis is after she had just done a line of my coke drinking with a bunch of friends one guy's is smashed and spills his full drink all over the floor he grabs the mop from the closet and starts mopping it up while the rest of us give him a hard time for wasting alcohol deadpan takes the mob lifts it above his head and rings it out into his mouth i walked into a literal frick pile once judging by the amount of limbs there were at least five people in it with another six smoking pot and ring kong boo sitting around the pile like it was a weird bonfire edit so this doubled my karma in one go and my first medals as well thanks so this was actually a neighboring party in college but we saw the chaos happen in real time it was halloween weekend and a friend and i were on his back porch having a cigarette and shooting the breeze when suddenly we heard glass break from the neighbor's house a guy dressed as an injured turtle was now fighting a guy dressed as a zombie in the side yard as others tried to stop them a girl dressed as a fairy was crying and saying she didn't cheat on the ninja turtle guy and it was a misunderstanding we just stood there watching this unfold and then someone yelled about the cops being on their way everyone panicked and scattered some people demanded that we let them hide in my friend's house he said no and we both went inside later we got the whole story from one of the guys who lived there ninja turtle guy thought his gf was cheating with zombie guy and decided to pick a fight he shoved him into a door that had a glass pane and busted it which was what we heard and then the fight spilled into the side yard it was so bizarre to watch two people in halloween costumes beating the poop out of each other well i once cooked some burgers for a party and after eating one the host had a heart attack i call the recipe i use heart attack burgers now yeah he's fine drunk girl tossing a beer bottle over her shoulder blindly into a crowd at a beer festival after my buddy told her to throw it away meaning a recycling bin five feet from her a girl i know broke up with her boyfriend at a party he was so mad and drunk that he took both his hands and formed a hammer and smashed through a windows next thing you know he is on his knees pissing blood with both of his arteries severed one dude that kept his poop together tied his shirt apart and tied both his arms and carried him like a potato sack in his car and flew to the hospital he saved his life in front of our eyes we were like 20 people who saw this and nobody but this guy did anything we all stood there like idiots host and their boyfriend having hanky-panky in the middle of the room and everyone else just sitting around watching tv and not really that bothered my first ever week at uni a guy in our flat passed out in his boxes and damp socks after swinging tequila and amp southern comfort straight from the bottle for an hour he was fully gone and damp couldn't even stand or drink water we put him to bed then not 10 minutes later he knocked at my door fully dressed and amp apologized for the incident yesterday and damp said he'd be more careful with his drinking just the speed of his recovery was honestly completely crazy he did then disappear all night as far as i'm aware but it remains a mystery to me what happened a car of girls showed up who knew this one girl at the party already they had been partying elsewhere earlier and fairly hard too by the time they get to our party one girl is so drunk she poop in the back of her friend's car and passed out girls do indeed poop and can ruin the back of a toyota corolla it was a nice car the girl i was seeing sucking off another guy in my bathroom at my going away party right before i moved i was in a band the crowd was invited to the after party for a show the guitarist was pretty interesting he invites to chicks that are friends to wrestle in a kiddie pool full of vegetable oil i had been in a committed relationship for a couple years at this point still wanted to watch but was not wanting to be disloyal so the crowd is watching the two girls go at it i watch until their tops come off then exit the party i see a very sad looking kid maybe 12 or 13 years old standing outside remembering being that age and feeling bad i say hey kid why so sad you should go into the party there's two chicks wrestling with their boobs hanging out that's my sister he said i felt so awful ended up hanging out with him to try to make him feel better it was towards the end of the night and one guy was asleep on a living room chair legs over one arm and leaning back against the other arm he woke up just as he was about to vomit and his friend literally dove in to catch the vomit with his hands we didn't want to mess the house being underage drinkers that wasn't the crazy bit though sleepy guy had caught his own vomit in his hand and said it's okay i got this and scooped it back into his mouth swallowed it then went back to sleep it's been over 10 years since it happened and i will never forget watching that not me personally but my brother with some friends were having a garden party late into the night other two friends were supposed to arrive later so my brother sees headlights from car and two people coming to garden it was midnight maybe but it was dark so he grabbed some bread they had for bbq rolled it into balls and went on to surprise the guys he jumped out of nowhere in the dark throwing the bread and yelling well in next few seconds he was laying on the ground face down with knee on his back police arrived because neighbors called them to calm the noise anyways he explained everything and it ended peacefully fun story roommate came home from a halloween party and said you'll ever believe this i passed out and up to a chicken a scream the movie costume sucking my pp i thought for a minute and said how could you tell it was a chick dart he got a panicked look on his face and swore me to secrecy immediately we got so drunk once we took turns vomiting in a hollowed-out stump in the backyard until it was full there was this massive party which was heavily talked about on facebook which meant that loads of random people showed up one of these people was a shady drug dealer who was sat in the corner dealing this girl went up and started giving him loads of poop drugs are bad and all that the dealer punched her in the face in front of the whole party a few guys jumped up to fight him but the dealer pulled a gun and exited with his group pointing it around the room they all got in a car and began to drive off as they were pulling out this guy steve who had missed all of this happening and only knew that there was some kind of altercation which resulting in some guys leaving came bursting out of the kitchen with a fork in his hand he ran out the front of the house and hurled the fork at the car bouncing it off the rear window and shouted and don't come back luckily the car didn't stop [Music] towards the end when maybe half the people had left i was sitting on the couch on my phone and i hear someone shouting loser gets stabbed loser gets stabbed i look up to see one guy holding a knife in the air in one hand and his other holding another guy by his shirt collar and he's got this devilish smile and the other guy is just standing there with a no poop look on his face but not trying to stop it it was like a movie scene the whole thing was really just a joke but i still jumped in between them hi there look if you enjoyed the video well why not go ahead and hit that like and subscribe to reddit stories in fact if you want to see even more responses to this thread well then take a look there's the link in the description below and remember show some love to 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Length: 17min 28sec (1048 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 04 2020