[NSFW] The Weirdest Things People Walked In On (/r/AskReddit) Reddit Stories

what's the weirdest thing you have ever walked in on [Music] came home one evening to find my roommate and his friend taking turns dramatically walking through the front door while the other blasted the Seinfeld Reyes once I walked into my 9yo cousins room and saw him completely covered under his blanket breathing heavily as soon as I came in his head came out of the blanket and he looked at me kinda ashamed I thought he was experimenting so BC I'm only 20 myself I said that it's no problem to discover his body and that it's completely normal he looks at me in visible confusion and pulled out his D s under the blanked turned out that I just thought my 9 yo cousin was jacking off while he really was trying to beat the both circus all while he should do his homework when I was in secondary school I walked into the boys toilets where someone had just finished curling one out on the floor with the cubicle door open he reached into his pocket pulled the small TMNT figure patted it on the head and walked out nobody believed me until I showed them the evidence it was very odd indeed I caught my seven and five-year-old daughters once with no clothes on playing with a video camera I asked them what was going on they said don't worry pepper we're making a youtube video while working in the ER some patient got a hanky-panky toy lost up in the rectum instead of surgery the ER doctor attempted to removed it he is an experienced ER doctor probably 30-plus years in the ER and has seen Don everything he'd save the patient from surgery and would be able to leave that night the patient's sedated with pretty powerful sedatives proper full swing and the procedure began I'm down the hall and I hear screaming so I briskly jog over to the room and walk in what is see is a 70 year old doctor past elbow deep in some man's rectum it looks like he was a ventriloquist with a 200-pound doll performing a horror show the man was screaming in a half's t Cooper he wasn't conscious but he certainly wasn't unconscious the doctor was yelling more proper for push it now the patient ended up going to surgery to get the hanky-panky tire removed before the beginning of my second year of college Myron may transfer to another university and housing replaced him with some random transfer he ended up being a total pain in the ass who would play on his box in the room at 3a M while I was trying to sleep while even talking into his make set multiple alarms at 4:00 a.m. and not get up etc after a pretty intense argument at 5 a-m comma Rice spent the week couchsurfing I had several midterms that we can needed my sleep and began looking for somewhere else to live fortunately there was an empty room in another dorm and I made the arrangements to change roads I spent the night in my new room and walked over to mild dawn the next morning to move out before heading home for fall break I was nervous about my old roommate causing a scene especially since my mom was coming down to help me move and take me back home instead I walked in on him standing over my bed masturbating of my Arduino kit and differential equations notebook younger brother had a chapped butthole and my mum was powdering it for him he was not a baby I work in a hotel and a guest asked for a coffee maker to be brought up as we didn't have them in every room I knocked on the door a couple of times as we are supposed to do and didn't hear a response so I cracked the door open a bit to see a stark naked man with one of those leather looking dog masks I just froze for what felt like eight minutes and closed the door I just left the coffee maker outside the room writing that last part reminded me of this so I guess my reply is a bit of a two-for-one special I walked into the employee bathroom which do lock so if the handle turns I assume it's free and clear once and walked in on a co-worker completely naked sitting on the toilet with all their clothes strewn about the bathroom floor he and I haven't made eye contact in about a month and a half my mom walked in on my friend and I playing with each other's boobs not in a sexual way we were laying on our sides and noticed our boobs got all squished so we stuck a hand in between each other's and made them clap mum walked in saw us and said okay then I tried to explain and she put her hand up and said I don't even want to know then she shut the door and walked out a friend of mine was sitting with his toe in his mouth for at least 10 minutes I guess he didn't hear me coming into his room I just walked away when I was a kid we had a family reunion in Oklahoma for a few days one night I got tired of laying awake in my sleeping bag and went to find my cousins they were crowded around a dead snake as one of the older girls was mid dissection there was blood everywhere considering they had just recently killed the snake and the muscles were still twitching she told me she had done this a million times and was practicing for when she became a vet I just went back inside I worked as a state police officer glorified security officer at a state-run mental facility for the criminally insane basically everyone that wasn't mentally fit for prison was there due to abuse of alcohol and/or narcotics while doing rounds at 2:00 a.m. I heard sounds coming from a double occupancy room seeing patients blasting rope or having hanky-panky is not uncommon so I figured that's what was happening but as the protocol I had to investigate and tell them to knock it off I enter the room to see two gentlemen spooning each other in each other's ass with plastic spoons going at it like they are enjoying some chocolate pudding snack packs I don't miss that job we rent a room to a friend of my wife's she poops with a light off in the door about six inches open I don't use that bathroom anymore unless I know where she is in the house she gives zero Fricks and thinks it's funny my son trying to look at his butthole with a webcam probably might add blow drying his pubes in the mirror my mom absolutely lost it cracking up and I can never get the image out of my brain no matter how hard I try walked in on a girl's father standing idly in front of the refrigerator and nothing but a pair of aged white briefs I was 16 and not very socially experienced particularly regarding dads in underwear so I panicked and held up my hand to shield my own view and said something like eh you hurry etchant walked back into the garage her parents made me go home and I never went back to her house again one night me and my roommate watched Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny and we specifically laughed at how funny the [ __ ] push-ups were a few days later I walk into the dorm and his pants are down and he's flat on his belly with his arms reaching forward Superman style he gets startled and nervously yells oh hey what's up and pulls up his pants pretty sure he was attempting [ __ ] push-ups when I was a kid I lived with my dad in a loft his room mates to a woman with two children living with her the garage had a leather couch my dad and I walked into the garage one night to find the eldest boy in his teens freaking the cushions of the couch I did not understand the appeal or the reason but I remember wondering how long the image would stick with me I have eight siblings so I've seen far too many things I wish I had never seen the first one that comes to mind is the time I went into the kitchen and my little brother was on all fours wearing nothing but a pink belt around his midsection and a pair of my mother's shoes facedown in the cat food dish eating its food walking in the woods when I was a kid and got to the playground where I was going to wait for a friend to play walked up to see a guy who was happily tied to the tasks when laughing and saying I am the prisoner - nobody specific I have him a wide berth to see who I guess was his friend sliding down the slide headfirst and leaving a trail of what I guess was poop behind him I walked to my friend's house and watched ultraman without saying a word about what I saw turned the corner by my father's room just in time to see him rip a page out of his wicker book thing and eat it while masturbating it's been four years and I still can't forget that I just want to know why walked into a classroom and found out that a 13 year old had my staff photo as his desktop picture when my kids were very young four and three years old I would bathe them together one day I left the room for a minute and on my way back I could hear cackling laughter coming from the bathroom I sneaked up to the door and see the four year old on all fours pointing his butt at the three year old who was behind him with his index finger extended as if he was going to poke his brother right in the butthole the four-year-old said go on touch it and as the three year old moved his finger closer the four-year-old farted they both cackle like mad they didn't bathe together after that edit bath to bathe this was way back when my siblings and I still lived with our parents I once walked in on my sister who had just gotten out of the shower everything was chill until the dildo she had just been using fell out of her vagina she later told me she didn't have enough time to hide it the only thing I could think to say was I'm scarred for life and I ran out edit for all of you seekers in the comments I'm female 2 we shared a room yes she was wearing a towel too intoxicated homeless folks male and female frickin underneath the tree on the college campus I work security at it probably could have been narrated by David Attenborough for how raw and wild it was homeless dude walked outside and IHOP and just took a poop on their doorstep at a party with a bunch of friends daughter the living room is closed open door half of my friends and attendants are engaged in a wild orgy closed-door host of the party walks by looking really annoyed I think he's going to put a halt to the proceedings but he just opens the door and tosses a box of condoms into the room and closes the door again when I was 11 or 12 I walked in on my older brother masturbating his back was turned so luckily all I saw was his ass as I walked in on him I saw his mattress falling back into place so being the curious child I was I went to see what was under his mattress on a later day when he wasn't home I was hoping for porn course growing up in the 90s in a religious household meant it was super hard to come by but know what I found was much much worse I found about four dozen little zip-top snack bag is full of [ __ ] edit thanks for the gold you sick bastard I'm glad my brother's shame is worth something on reddit my friend sucked another one of my friend's pee pee for a couple of free Z's not even the big ones about a decade ago my wife and I were out for New Year's the bar we were at was pretty lame so we made the risky decision to try somewhere else it was risky because it was New Year's and most places were packed or required tickets we walked down the street and found a little Club we had seen before but never tried it was a small place that held about 50 people we walked in and like out of a movie the music stopped dead and everyone just froze in place staring at us with their hands still up in the Jazz hands position we were pretty drunk and just stared back in disbelief it seemed like a minute straight before my wife said I don't like let's go and we left to this day I have no idea what was happening or why the bar just went silence and froze right when we walked in to people having 69 in the area on the highway where you stopped to take rest and refresh I was at a weird church where my cousin was rehearsing for a play and I wanted to pee so I walked into the bathroom and this chubby messy girl came out of the bathroom with her unzipped pants while eating a piece of chicken I was like 10 yo and she really scared me not really walked in on but kind of my wife and I found a cat on my birthday he was junior sized just barely older than a kitten and pretty malnourished so we took him home he wasn't muted which is important to note anyway a week or two later I was in bed sleeping when I woke up to him fidgeting around on the bed I opened my eyes and he's laying directly next to my face fully erect licking his kitty goods definitely something I'd rather walk in on than wake up - I know that's common in dogs but with cats it's a pretty jarring experience especially when it's less than six inches away I had never seen a cat's pee pee and let me tell you they are horrifying not something you want in your face he's neutered now and we haven't had any further incidents bTW I went to the wrong house party across the street from the one I was invited to everyone 6-7 people were super chill and included me they I had no idea righted and belong it was actually a lot more genuine than where I went off to Rye figured it out not me my husband he used to work nights cleaning carpets in large office buildings he'd go usually with one other guy and they'd work each cleaning one floor separately at a time he's usually totally alone in big empty buildings and certainly doesn't knock on closed doors or anything so he's working along one office after another opens the door to the next office and there's a woman sprawled out naked on a desk with a naked guy just giving it to her it takes him a minute to process what's happening she sees him and just starts screaming her head off the guy whips around and starts yelling but my husband's already got the door shut and is booking her down the hall as fast as he can drag his equipment his coworker heard the woman screaming from whatever floor he was on and comes running turns out they were carrying on an affair and worked late after everyone else cleared out best part was that my husband had to call security to go and get them and escort them off the premises because the cleaning company was supposed to ensure only their own employees were there at night he said that no longer naked guy was best that's one hell of a walk of shame still makes me laugh when he tells it hi there look if you enjoyed the video well why not go ahead and hit that like and subscribe to Reddit stories in fact if you want to see even more responses to this thread well then take a look there's the link in the description below and remember show some love to those authors while you're there and I look forward to seeing you next time [Music]

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Published: Thu Feb 13 2020