Craig triggers April's midlife crisis | Parks and Recreation

april the new parks interns start today and i was wondering if you would deliver a little welcome speech no go away watermelon martini's exposed brick carrie russell's hair why did you just say those weird things on the advice of my therapist dr richard nygard whenever i feel like yelling i just take a deep breath and say three great things about being alive gross please talk to my interns fine whatever i'll do it i started here when i was 20. and now i'm old and gross and directionless those kids are me 10 years ago and this internship is the videotape from the ring it's too late for me i've seen too much but maybe i can save them you're all gonna die in here okay so let's get to know each other talk about why you're here whether you're throwing your lives away stuff like that uh you what brought you here i love the parks department i grew up near ramsett park and i used to go to tons of stuff there okay that doesn't help me um mork oh it's mike uh i love parks more than anything and i've been a summer camp counselor since i was 13. ugh gross what about you why are you here the only thing i love more than parks is recreation really no i just needed college credit what are you studying nothing college is stupid then who made you do this my parents what are they like well my mom's the devil and my dad's a dumb doctor oh my dad's a doctor shut up jen is it yeah let's take a walk jen i feel like you have almost zero potential i think that's cool look dude this internship leads nowhere it'll just screw up the rest of your life what do you love doing texting what did you want to be when you were little a scammer made that lures sailors to their death okay side note i'm gonna file papers to adopt you as my child so keep an eye out for that but more importantly don't do this internship go do something fun like trying to control birds with your mind or posting internet comments as michael jackson's ghost okay maybe you're right thanks hey april we finished those questionnaires you gave us about our hopes and dreams for the internship great thanks mike you wanted to see me yes can you tell me where jennifer is i convinced her to quit ugh martha stewart's apron line my tomato plants oh god i'm out where's my emergency list recently i've been feeling like i've wasted the last 10 years of my life and it all started with this internship and i don't want those kids to make the same mistake okay april you spent the last 10 years doing amazing things with this parks department and learning from the greatest teacher in this or any business leslie freaking knope you'd be a checkout girl at a gas station if it wasn't for that internship sweet potato pie unlikely animal friend pairings jennifer love you you're lucky to have worked here no matter what you want to do with the rest of your life and i think you know that and now if you'll excuse me i have to go find a new intern hey i am sorry that i screwed up your life i found a bunch of new potential interns to replace jen hi how'd you manage that i just thought what would leslie do so i handed out flyers and i canvassed the college i even baked a bunch of cookies it was weird i actually really enjoyed finding them and i enjoyed bullying jen into quitting hmm you should add telling people what to do to your perfect job description good idea you should up your therapy to seven times a week stop dressing that way and give me your wallet victor garber james garner jennifer garner i go alphabetical now you

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Length: 4min 4sec (244 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 08 2022