April & Donna actually being friends | Parks and Recreation

Leslie come see this check out this video April sent me Johnny's Place this is only his guest house holy cow there's a lot of guys with guns here it's better than my mom's house I guess so tell Leslie I don't know when I'm gonna be back oh and Donna's here hi guys hola call Satan's niece and this is me DJing a boat party in Venezuela kind of reminded me of the two weeks you and I spent there really partially why because I want to blow up Donna's desk so I can teach her a lesson about what happens when you skip work I'm not sure that's how you should go about this I'm kind of her boss now but I still feel weird disciplining her what do I do look her in the eyes and tell her exactly what you need from her be mature direct and firm what some fool just slammed me on yo I took Ron's advice I very maturely and straightforwardly left Anonymous comments about Donna online stop by to adopt a dog but the employee Donna Meagle was nowhere to be found thanks for nothing Donna Meagle boo with five O's oh my God that sucks just have to work harder I guess huh this freak thinks it can hide behind some Anonymous username I'm about to hunt you down just give me the IP address of the dude that gave me that cracked out Yelp review okay here we go the IP address says it came from someone inside City Hall in this building oh hell no well who cares really it's just some dumb internet person ignore it ignore it I'm about to come down on this dude like Thor's hammer mjolnir I'm about to go mjolnir on his ass Donna you wanted to see me yes I did troll what you tried to adopt a cat last week and I turned you down because I thought it was too sad for you to have six cats then you tried to blow up my spot online you're fired you're not my boss I work for the city attorney's office you're fired Donna Kyle did not write those things okay I did I know you do I checked what else that user had written it was a review of a funeral home that said great first date spot I tried Colin here to see if he would come clean well you overestimated how much I care what happens to Kyle or anyone really but I'm sorry that I didn't just talk to you I'm sorry I bailed on work and I'm sorry I toyed with you instead of coming at you straight from now on we say what we feel cool cool your lipstick looks weird you're going to want to shut your mouth right now good talk IO looking hot big tea damn girl who are you trying to impress just kidding I know walk away yeah you guys got your birthday shot oh thanks but now that it's legal I've kind of lost interest now remember it's about finding a dog that captures your spirit see this is Craig oh no that is insane I will burn this place to the ground if you pick that one okay good choice you guys Leslie yes and Ron Swanson this is Larry huh that's great Bingo Donna nailed it you're a poodle because you're pretty and you like makeup and stuff came over hey okay are you still mad at me about the poodle thing it's just a dumb game I can pick another dog I'm not mad about the choice I'm mad about the reasons pretty makeup is that all you know about me we don't hang out that much it's not like you know a ton about me you're beautiful yet cold and aloof you pride yourself on being a loner you do not obey you choose to cooperate and when you stop bearing your fangs to pick a mate it's for life and you're fiercely loyal to your pack which makes you a rare black Siberian Husky that was so spot on it was scary did you need me for something yes I want to figure out your spirit dog and I'm going to do that by learning everything there is to know about you all right game on okay what's your favorite color for cars it's gold for shoes it's red unless it's the weekend then reverse them favorite music 1970s Funk and 1770s Opera and Sugar Ray postmarkograph after we left for Entertainment Tonight favorite book Downton Abbey that's not up Downton Abbey okay um describe your perfect Sunday church do the Harpers magazine acrostic play my oboe in the jacuzzi while the sun sets over Puget Sound favorite movies in order Natural Born Killers Remains of the Day and Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey excellent thank you very much for your time I will have your answer shortly no idea okay I've been working on this for three hours and I know your spirit dog you are a Nova Scotia Toller because you are outgoing and adventurous and you love Canada no that's not right no it isn't but I appreciate the effort we're good no beat yourself up you'll probably never guess what kind of dog I am you're right I'll never guess what kind of dog you are because you're not a dog you're a cat you're temperamental you're unpredictable complex and hard to read you make people work before you let them in but if they put the time in and prove that they care then you open yourself up to them right no no no no no no no no no no no no no there are no TVs anywhere this place is Lamer than outside I'm chilling what is that Jim you guys think I'm a border collie so obviously a cocker spaniel the spirit dog committee ruled on that weeks ago there is no appeals process totally I'm in on the joke I get it waiting Time After Time Time After Time Time After Time it's never happened so I chose you as my maid of honor because you become one of my best friends and I love you like the sister ew but also because you're tough my family arrives tonight I know and they're all set with their welcome bags and I told your brother love Andreas that he is not welcome good but still there's gonna be 28 miracles in one room which means there's gonna be drama I will handle everything I actually care whether you're having a good time and are happy it's weird the Migos are a cold-blooded crew of judgmental Grudge holders my cousin Winnie once forgot to use a coaster at my grandpa's house and he wrote her out of his will the last four Meagle family Pictionary tournaments ended at the hospital legally no more than three meagles are allowed on an international flight together but they give great gifts got to get that flatware hey guys how's everything going April we couldn't be happier and you are an angel for asking yeah it's surprisingly painless no swiping no passive aggressive comments no drama at all here are all the troublemakers boss thank you Migos I am not screwing around okay Lauren no more discussion of Mallorca Mallorca is off limits Brian and Gloria stop making Horatio feel bad that your daughter went to Yale no one gets it and genuine yes get it together oh sorry April Kathy started this she doesn't mean it don't cry genuine it's okay thanks Andy easy peasy lemon Sneezy oh my God oh look at how beautiful you look Leslie I'm not even in my dress yet but you're gonna be very soon all right I want to say something to my girls nope you're a salty but on the inside you're a straight up boss April you're the exact opposite y'all inspire me and I love you right Donna hey how did I do everything was perfect you are a miracle worker but I gotta say I kind of missed the legal drama I thought for sure somebody was gonna do something crazy but everybody says nice and chill anyway I love you and to thank you I'm gonna try not to hug you thank you I'm going to no I hope you saved a slice of that love Andreas what's up girl didn't expect to see you baby bro at your wedding huh well I'm here despite what you did to me all those years ago what I did this is because of what you did oh you must be referring to the microwave incident yeah don't worry I brought it back oh now no one gets any popcorn said you wanted a little drama [Music]

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Length: 10min 13sec (613 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 21 2023