Christmas In Pawnee | Parks and Recreation

[Music] he is a city that ain't very pretty and good government is a guitar Mayer wears a wig but at least the raccoon infestation is under control [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Leslee wishes she could be here herself to give you these presents but she's suspended oh and also she said that they're not from her they're from Santa Claus I go first mouse rat certified gold over 100 copies sold in Pawnee I need to get a picture of me holding this so I can frame it personalized leopard printed robe pink feather cuffs and on the back in rhinestones you can get it I know you're sad you couldn't get tickets to the Watch the Throne tour so I got you a watch and a tiny throne instead and check it out she even took out the dumb clock pardon put this in all the time these are the Black Eyed Peas and I finally killed them it's a Christmas miracle every year I give Leslie the same present I give everyone a crisp $20 bill and every year she gets me something thoughtful and personal that makes me furious this year she outdid herself she had it installed over the weekend so so beautiful lot 48 was once a horrible and disgusting pit and now it's the site of pawnees winter wonderland this could not be more perfect if I had planned it myself which I did and it's awesome so let's talk sched guys the kids are gonna come at 9:00 a.m. on Saturday and everyone's gonna do Santa for two hours so I would just advise everyone before you get in your costume and go to the bathroom so we can avoid what happened last year it was just farts she's young she's young oh hey hey I've been thinking about your gay boyfriend all day I have got some awesome ideas first idea spray-tan give certificates no trip to Germany Germany is awesome and expensive good call I didn't think of that okay you know how people say that you should give gifts that you would want to get yourself what would you want easy Indianapolis Colts Reggie Wayne Jersey number 87 double XL home blue signed by Reggie Wayne right after he catches the touchdown to win the Super Bowl okay never mind no Hip Hop Abs dance fitness DVD hi hi sorry I'm late I was off getting holiday gifts for my team William here is a Knope 2012 a tree ornament hey Elizabeth I got you a Knope 2012 no no okay then I got you a tree ornament and you've been a nice way to restaurants lately what's the occasion it's December it's a time we celebrate our most sacred and special event Jerry dinner [Music] what the hell is Jerry Jenner every time we laugh at something stupid Jerry does and put a dollar in this box at the end of the year we take all the cash and treat ourselves to a fancy dinner this year we have five hundred and sixteen dollars and that's five seventeen five eighteen this is how we can get gift ideas the more she's mentioned word the larger it appears Ben and much larger and she definitely loves Ann okay I have an idea I will build a small wood model of the parks department we can decorate our offices as they are in real life it will be cute wait better idea we make a gingerbread version of the you know what Emma's right this is mean we are going to pick up Jerry oh it's Christmas time does what are you good people know if we're going that way can we stop at our place real quick because I forgot to put on deodorant and a jacket and one of my songs plus I got to poop but I could stop anywhere for that Ron is making the model and then we're gonna put all of our candy decorations in our corners of the office okay so what did everybody make mmm rock and roll candy Andy wow that's really good son I didn't do anything for my office it's okay I took care of it I made a marshmallow Ron Swanson Arthur Cross because he's mad and all the other marshmallow workers for annoying him you like it it's fine when I was trying to decide how to decorate my office I had to ask myself what kind of candy should I choose obviously chocolate cuz I'm sweet smooth and the ladies love me now the question is still remained what kind of chocolate my little gooey caramel Center my filled with a little Rice Krispies maybe I'm white chocolate on a bucket on the stereotype put your damn candy out ultimately I decided to go with little warm a huge I don't have time to make you didn't do anything and please don't eat it because it cost fifty five dollars an ounce so I made my desk out of silver M&Ms but they do not make silver I mean I'm sorry I spray-painted them okay those are poisonous so no one eat them yeah uh go throw up I didn't go throw up Reggie Wayne at the garages oh my god Jerry's having a Christmas party I can't believe he did invite us how dare he what we ever do to him it's probably just family and Ben and Chris and I didn't even know she knew Jerry I can handcraft 17-foot canoes out of western red cedar but I can't glue two damn graham crackers together look it's really easy I know a lot about candy I play with them I eat it sometimes I play with it and eat it okay new plan everyone else makes this candy house and I make myself useful elsewhere Wow the gergich is really go all out this is incredible hmm this is literally the best non petting dog I've ever had remain calm but I think you just drank some of the regular full-fat eggnog Chris one cup won't kill you no but it will have exactly 440 calories but you know what I'm fine did you only live once hmm I don't know if you know this but things with fat in them taste way better than things with no fat in N it's cold outside I can't wear mittens cuz they're unflattering to my hands sorry guys this is your penance and come in if you do something nice for Jerry hey I already did something nice for Jerry I drove here to take him to Jerry dinner Donna you can come in what's going on here Merry Christmas Leslie we made you this replica of the parks department out of gingerbread oh my god I love it I love it and I love you guys and Ann specifically and all of you you did all of this together yes except for me turns out I cannot make a gingerbread house which would bother me if I were an eight-year-old girl hey guys I thought you weren't coming no never got your RSVP'd hi Jerry we got you a gift Merry Christmas yeah just said we took up a collection to pay your hospital bills since you almost farted yourself to death every time we did something mean put a dollar in a box Wow I'm the luckiest man on earth okay well come on in it's a party [Music] oh hey sorry I'm late so proud of you that took guts mooning Joe callamezzo oh thanks mom I got is something wrong with the tree no nothing wrong but it's almost 9:00 it should have been lighted up an hour ago we waited for you [Music] okay everybody calm down fine [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Parks and Recreation

Views: 1,597,963

Keywords: Parks And Rec, Parks and Recreation, Pawnee, NBC, Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Ann Perkins, Aziz Ansari, Tom Haverford, Nick Offerman, Ron Swanson, Aubrey Plaza, April Ludgate, Chris Pratt, Andy Dwyer, Ben Wyatt, Retta, Jerry Gergich, Donna Meagle, Official Channel, adam scott, jim o'heir, Christmas, PArks and Recreation Compilation, Parks and Recreation Best Moments, Merry Christmas, Comedy, Sitcom

Id: 1BEVLEhWRZE

Length: 10min 5sec (605 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 25 2019