Conan Making Comedians Laugh fixed Compilation by Sagar

this is Conan just try and calm down I know it's exciting for you I'll have the 10 piece the 10-piece chicken nugget I also want four loaded baked potatoes I want four loaded baked you know what you got you got the walk away from the bedroom after sex body that makes you go why did I do that I don't walk away I back up like this one of those and that shows them that's what you just got and you might get more if you're good it's a treat yeah okay it's a treat this is a small but tasty treat okay it's like a little fruit it's a tradition here on friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys talk down the episode um the point of this whole thing is that what people see in America is they see friends they love the show it looks like a smooth running machine the behind the scenes there's deceit mistrust and hate I'll go where else have you been London I went to London for a while oh you're from London you know I learned about London I didn't know they called cigarettes over there yeah you got to kind of know that before you go yeah I was in a bar and the guy came up to me I'm dying for a like why are you telling me this like am I in the wrong ball [Music] I must have a in my mouth immediately I could get bad I'm going to close my eyes you look at a bag put it all right no wait a minute play this is crazy this is a bad episode of Three's Company Mr Furley listening outside what was it it was definitely a what you call it a Growing Experience that's for sure you know and it does feel like it's liberated you not to get too heavy but it does feel like this whole thing has freed you up a little bit you know sure excuse me one second [Music] that'll be the clip they use on the news [Music] we were right he's gone crazy your lovely wife Nia have a one-year-old son uh daughter one-year-old daughter that's all right it's all right it's all right what are you supposed to memorize what everybody has now I have one guy whose job it is to tell me if it's the son or a daughter and he's right there oh he's squirming behind me yeah pretty much you said I had a son I thought we were friends yeah wow yeah anyway not that I really rely on these things but it's just no still uh you have a one-year-old daughter yes I'm just curious I said take two okay take two I don't know we're gonna keep all that in I want people at home to know just how shitty things are around here yeah it was fantastic but now we have to take a commercial break are you kidding me yes how to grow my beard back oh yeah he's a crazy character that dude he originally visited New York City hello I'm having a drink I can listen to you and have a drink it's not like I went like this oh yeah liquid I'm still here he's pretty good he's like I can't believe you showed that picture let me worry about him uh what are you talking about I'm a big player true business I'll take care of him uh you've killed so many people at Joe Biz oh yeah cross Conan I come across as a real good boy yeah but cross me and it's over you know it's just over you know that so many careers why are you laughing at that question is so do you have your sights on other franchises does it help when I act things out for you I'm not stupid man no you're not you're I know yeah yeah stupid at all right just the right choice of what to wear it's like totally insane and Arnold just hung like he just hang out like with like with no shirt on like in boxers like smoking a cigar like playing chess and bugs are coming around they're like excuse me [Laughter] oh yeah kind of like King Kong with the planes you know he probably waits to the mo squito and then flexes and it explodes [Applause] come on come on come on yeah give me your best shot let's talk about The Hangover Part Two uh you you shot this movie in Bangkok the minute you hear of the idea that The Hangover 2 is in Bangkok you think the possibilities are endless you really went there what did you see because I've always heard it's an incredibly sinful City I'm just curious what's the what's the craziest thing that you saw I love when you asked me that your eyes are like it's I'm very repressed I don't get out at all what did you see I need to live vicariously through you uh what is it you saw uh uh I saw oh God I saw some weird stuff um I saw well first of all you know remember the first movie they have the end credits Stills so that's where we saw the weirdest stuff because we actually went to all these places and there weren't any film cruises just the three of of us and Todd taking the photographs the director Todd Phillips the director yeah took the photos okay yeah we just sort of run all around Bangkok and and you know Bangkok is known for um these these venues where where females are able to do things with their nether regions that um you wouldn't think they would normally do I love that you said nether region so well I was trying to figure out a way to paint the picture that was fine yeah you don't have to Poetic actually yeah it's beautiful yeah thank you um and uh so there's one gal uh was able to um uh eject uh ping pong balls um at very at high velocities uh with the amazing accuracy so I was like I can't just move on from that the story just can't flow from there I just gotta sit with that fish okay all right so they can do that maybe that's something they can do uh genetic I don't know what it is yeah uh there's a school they go to I'm not quite sure I didn't ask any questions right so we know major league baseball finds out go ahead sorry I apologize to everyone who's watching or getting a transcript through the courts so anyway I was just wondering how do you find out you can do that that's a great question yeah yeah what can you do with this it could be an accident I don't know ah somebody's got to kill that fly yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] so anyway this woman had this power this incredible power oh yes yeah and I being the jackass that I am was like let's do one where I I you know to the stills of world sort of watching her do this yes and I was like oh why don't I do one I'm like and I mean right in my mouth oh [Applause] record record skips uh handy wipes coming out from everywhere and Helms is throwing up immediately and by the way that's not the only thing they do no that's enough but I'm stopping you here before we get raided you know police are going to come up from the beach here which is fake but it was memorable it was memorable now I like that story has got to be great for your dating life yeah so let's throw this one girly who says girl yeah I didn't mean since 1922. I've been married a tale of wool that involves in other regions [Applause] and one of them are crane there he is Bob Crane a star that he played mysteriously in a phoenix hotel room I always like the point well gee thanks for helping me out with the comedy here Dave that's a nice little wrinkle you can ask anything I know about Hogan's Heroes all right well yes that's true Dave now let's see if I can ring a little chuckle out of this no he uh he uh it's it is uh actually uh an amusing thing about having jobs like this is you watch these TV shows and then these characters come into your life you meet some of them and it's like they're making a cameo appearance in your life I watched a ton of Hogan shows when I was a kid one day I'm out shooting a remote piece I'm out on the streets out on the streets of New York with my uh drummer band leader Max Weinberg and we're out there and we're shooting this piece and all of a sudden rushing around the corner right on 68th Street comes Verner Klemperer who played Colonel Plank and he's walking very quickly just like Colonel Clank he has he had the monocle he had the riding crop no but he looks just like him he's walking quickly walks around the corner and goes hello come on go to seal the show's doing so well give my best to handy and he went right off again and I thought I thought that's just like having a cameo appearance by Colonel Clank in your life in your life yeah one of the perks of being in trouble exactly I think he was strangled Bob Crane and I think I have photos of the crime scene this will lighten up the evening oh

Channel: Shiccup

Views: 410,783

Keywords: conan obrien, comedian, laugh, compilation

Id: POKxU5NQWR4

Length: 10min 32sec (632 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 17 2022