Bill Hader’s Best Impressions

yes that's from the film i can be john malkovich i'm sorry hello my name is john malkovich i don't sound anything like that no you know you sound exactly like this no i don't yes yes you do oh no p.a on under arnold schwarzenegger movie called collateral damage and um hey all right [Applause] no and that was the big line in that movie was open up the door there's a bomb in there first time i met him the first time i met him i go uh he comes up to me and he had a cigar in his mouth and he goes uh what is jeff and peter that's his hair and makeup guys and i go uh i i don't know i'll find them and he goes find them show me your leadership capability [Applause] he's playing that character it is terrifying like he'll be talking to you about like we're probably talking about music or movies or whatever and then the minute they say action he is so terrifying and he can do like i go how did they do that thing in the first movie where your eye kind of goes up when pennywise i don't know if you guys saw the movie when he senses something he kind of goes like you know whatever and his eye goes like that and i go how is that a digital thing and he went oh you mean this and then he just did it i do fred yeah fred uh talks with his hands and he just talks about portland all the time because oh i love portland i fly over there i have my apartment i have my record so go card [Applause] and he's got the big he's like oops great dude janine colin jose wrote a sketch where i was alan alda auditioning for biff and back to the future and i was like uh hey uh hey why don't you make like a tree and get out of here [Laughter] i got i gotta tell you this is a great this is just great i love this this is a great movie and if i and i went i took my daughters to see um finding dory and i'm in the first scene of that and i'm kind of like looking at them you know and i come up and my middle daughter harper just stood up and walked right out of the theater and i was like well and i went out and she she was you know she's four but she was like did we not have that conversation what's wrong with you man i feel i i remember it do you remember it and then kristen wiig is always cold and always cold and then she's like are you going to that thing are you going to go to that thing are you going to go to that thing that's what she always says she's cold she's always cold like she's a giant space heater with her just going around the snl and we were like good night and then it was like we had a rush to get on up get on his his plane to uh uh la for the emmys and i was on the plane with seth meyers and fred armisen and i go i've never been on a on lauren's plane before this is really exciting they're like yeah yeah you know you should sit in the back with him and i was like really oh wow you know and uh so i sat down with lauren and and he talks like he tells you everything about silent live and it's the coolest thing but i was so exhausted and he talked the entire time and he'd be like and that man was chevy chase and then you wake up and you'd be like and dick ebersole said you know it's really your show you wake up and it's like and ray charles said they all owe me money you wake up and he's like that's how you grow blueberries in may and i'm looking back and and there's fred and seth sleeping all peacefully and i'm like oh gosh this is going to be a quiz you know like now when did chevy leave bill [Laughter] how do you grow blueberries how do you grow the blueberries you mashed in with your feet that's why just totally into like the peripheral and like weird things so he was like oh wow we got some lights [Laughter] a couple of cameras and the other people on it i love is josh mankowitz josh manquis is the best because he kind of has like a like a stuffy nose he always go he's always in aruba it's like the guy killed someone in cabo saying lucas that's mine like he always gets the best and then uh and he goes uh he always says you could have a drinking game with this every time he'll he'll do this he goes so you found a dead now most people when they find a dead body in their house they call 9-1-1 well you didn't do that did you [Applause] jason sudeikis is always chewing gum he's always like all right buddy all right on he sent me a very sweet text after he saw skeleton twins it was so so sweet long text about how much he loved the movie and everything and and but i could not not read it without thinking of him chewing gum he did good buddy great performance loved it buddy olivia and i loved it that's happening with him and he would just judd's steak is he always you you say something to him and he goes oh that's funny now that's funny that's very funny he sounds like he's had a cold since he was two years and he's always like oh that's funny that's funny i like that that's good yeah that's good and then he'll say like you know his answer to everything he's like you know what the interesting thing is you just want to see how up you are [Laughter] very good very good you remember my boy h.w no no i've abandoned my child i'm about to my boy i'm about to my child like oh here he is he's right here it's the only i love true crime shows keith morrison has that real folksy kind of way of talking he's like sawyer you saw your father shot in the face that must've been a while conan's kind of like you know you're like this and you're like oh and you do this thing and then it's kind of like how you doing that's it [Applause] [Laughter] two twos is four for and then the other guy's dennis murphy on there the guy he has dennis murphy dennis murphy has this real kind of sing-song way of talking but he always gets things he's like an old kind of news reporter we always get stories about like young kids like murdering each other or something so be like you know katie and kara were bffs because they had just bought the new future album that had just dropped and they were smoking kush and twerking like just trying to fit in it's like their lols quickly turned to wtf we played cops in that movie and i was always uh um i was i we we get uh what you call it not arrested but messed with by when i was growing up by this cop and you wore glasses and when a cop wears glasses you're just kind of like okay you just it's i don't know there's somebody copping glasses and i was like oh i'd like to wear glasses and then it becomes a thing where they bring out the glasses and they're showing me like this whatever i tried on so many glasses and then i go what should i wear and seth they go well seth what do you think and he's like i really don't give a he can literally wear like whatever the he wants it makes zero difference to me it's like i mean no one cares so yeah i did uh pacino uh it was kind of weird uh interviewing his new maid staff it was like all new the honey's like giving them instructions yeah it was like it was like if i walk into this kitchen and i see a cantaloupe on that i will lose my mind [Applause]

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Length: 9min 0sec (540 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 15 2022