Commercials Resurrection - Nostalgia Critic

this episode commercial i'm contractually obligated to let this continue this episode brought to you by draftkings the official daily fantasy partner of the nfl also brought to you by chime the award-winning app and debit card that can save you money today we good okay commercials after these messages after these messages after these messages [Music] while many of you might be shocked at this it does make more sense when you realize the original name of the cereal was breakfast at barney's watch me trick fred out of coco pebble you have to understand the stone age was a different time rox news was telling everybody this wasn't racist at all damn insensitive 80s ruining my innocent cartoons nothing like this ever happened in the original oh god oh that's for sure flintstones have officially been replaced as the cocoa pebbles mascot we present to you our new spokesperson james bond goddammit i'll be amazed if this doesn't end with a gong well at least it didn't begin with a gun you're hitting all the check marks aren't you me i guess this this came out during the karate kid phase yeah part one and we're trying to cash in on that but man this ad hilariously backfired in the long run bonnie my pebbles post cocoa or fruity pebbles cereal part of this uncomfortable breakfast ronald mcdonald and friends in the hamburgly touch well we just figured out the real reason he went to prison this is one of those commercials that honestly just has one scene that cracks me up and for all i know maybe it's just me but it's worth sharing in case there's other people who bust a gut seeing it the hamburglar has a dream that anything he touches turns to cheeseburgers [Music] cute whatever but then it leads to don't touch grimace oh my god that is my everything the image of an escaped convict going up to barney the dinosaur's clitoris and a scary clown covering his junk saying don't touch grimace it's top 5 funniest things i've ever seen don't touch grimace top three it also doesn't help that hamburglar's voice sounds like a perverted buster bunny touch my face please stop saying touch you sound like a guy who's calling a sex hotline for the first time hello big boy hmm where would you like me to touch you you don't do this very often do ya that's my face okay i charge double for calls like this hello do you have prince albert in a can i guess this commercial is okay just keep the term ham diddler out of your head when watching it you haven't touched your cheeseburgers wait aren't they also alive i'm not too hard about this everybody was on coke in the 80s this crunch bar commercial clearly roofied all its actors because they act like every rice crispy and it is a speed pellet i swear that guy turned his head so fast he broke his neck but he was just so into it he kept going despite dying when he crunches this kid is so extra mario lopez should host him one of my favorite things to do is to just pause at random moments every frame looks like a quartz from a smilex commercial and chocolate's so natural only your undertaker knows for sure when it crunches that term sounds familiar too i wouldn't be surprised if a scrum diddly lawsuit is in the near future i shall forfeit all rights privileges and licenses etc etc no really what is up with this kid [Music] he looks at that bar the same way he look at a girl he's keeping alive in a pit crush it puts the foil on its skin or else it gets the crunch again not surprisingly this kid has become a meme with his intensity being so much people edit in different replacements for the crunch sound effects as funny as those are i feel like they've all been done and i can't think of any to add i don't know how about this punchline there i kill the meme it's what i do i guess if it sparked its own series of comedic edits there must be some passion behind it that a lot of people got into hell these actors certainly did [Music] good day sir [Music] abba cookie what the scientifically proven [ __ ] a munchy monster cookie do you shove those in their mouths before you drag them to your windowless van this is an ad for monster cookies and i guess on paper this idea is kinda cute a monster giving kids sweets to munch on the execution though pretty terrifying cookie a munchy monster cookie the looks on these kids says it all they're just playing around and then suddenly they're like is this how i die this boy thought he was doing a my buddy commercial and then he's like do i scream run or play dead i'm pretty sure they cut before this girl started gagging on hers every one of them looks like a last known image on an fbi's missing list i feel like this was an operation cookie monster was setting up and they come in six great flavors first one free then you pay to make things funnier he out of nowhere starts singing and the temp music in the commercial doesn't accompany him with milk or lunch or as a snack there's monster money on every pack six great flavors can't be beat they're the only monsters people eat yeah i just wanted to sing there my improv teacher says i'm the exception to yes and i'm sorry i love this ad it's the surrealism that makes it so great because if you think it's weird with kids imagine this [ __ ] happening randomly with adults all right you psychopath we've given in to all of your demands now where is the bomb you want the bomb pig solve this riddle in five seconds or it goes off what's red on the inside hot a cookie god man get that out of my face what are you doing [Applause] freeze you may have blown up three other buildings already but you are not gonna get away with this oh god man what the [ __ ] get out of here jill i have some bad news about mommy what is it daddy well you know how he said her job was very dangerous what do you mean was well in her last assignment you son of a [ __ ] i'm trying to give the worst news i've ever given in my entire life get get out of my face god damn it what the hell's the matter with you i said have a cookie okay we'll have a cookie daddy what's wrong with mommy don't worry about that right now just do whatever the master says she seems sad you know what will help a cookie [Music] man i went darker faster than usual on this one insane yes hilarious also yes monster cookies they're everywhere it's new gotta go turtle gotta go gotta go here's your obligatory poop one [Music] seriously why do girls love things that [ __ ] for celebrating how dainty cutesy and elegant you are you sure do love stinky ass turds a lot you're supposed to mature faster than us even the kid in the commercial looks like i have no idea why this is a thing speaking of which did you catch the name of this literal stinker out now because of course it's called that what was shih tzu and peacock already banned bad enough this thing drops a deuce but does it have to look like franken berry's tumor it's gross it's weird and not in a good way i hate this you gotta go turtle out now it comes with number for therapist if your kid actually wants one big pieces of these little pieces hell yeah who didn't grow up with this jingle in their heads [Music] this is one of those jingles everyone remembers and no one remembers because it's so catchy yet you never remember the variations of the word pieces so in your head you'd always be humming big pieces little pieces reese's pieces reese's pieces reese's beer and that's in your head forever the only one people remember is gold pieces because it had that sound effect of an opera singer climax silver pieces pizza come on let's come up with some more memorable ones so we can hum it better body pieces cheese's pieces pizza pizzas pieces peaches pieces pizza pizzas pizza pieces reese's pieces lost pieces missing pieces bits and pieces recent pieces all right now get to the part where you say [ __ ] shell [Music] you know they didn't say it but did they say it they said it imagine it's these actors singing in there's no debate they definitely said it i know it's super simple but sometimes that's the best i still love this commercial and its [ __ ] shell to pieces you know what the internet's not talking a lot about he-man well these money supermarket ads are as they joke that they save so much money he-man and skeletor became more epic in the most he-man skeletor way possible he-man and skeletor cure so money supermarket confirmed he-man and skeletor completely straight yeah i bet you didn't know the bar you walked into was the blue oyster these ads are really funny right down to the fact that skeletor is wearing sunglasses despite the fact that he has no eyes [Music] [Applause] even christopher lloyd's getting into the action skeletor saved at money supermarket he feels epic man how much must have skeletor hated the competitors supermarkets to be this enthusiastic what do you mean you don't carry that item well sir there aren't a lot of people that ask for skin and i suppose purple loin cloths with blue spandex and tiny claws are out of the question too are you sure you're not thinking of the leather treasure store on 69th street listen here you bobble-headed bureaucratic boob you will rule the day you didn't overstock your wares with rhyme encrusted havoc staffs hello that was leather treasure on 69th street thank you these ads are great they're funny they're imaginative and they had double the screen time he-man had in masters of the universe revelation skeleton you're so money supermarket i fired a nickel every time someone used their catchphrase daddy watch me feed my baby argon screw that kid dad watch this milk disappear into a hole in the bottle all gone daddy you can come again she's got a bit of a tube doesn't she daddy watch me feed my baby origami daddy you can don't you girl splain me i bought this cabbage patch village of the damn doll i could take it back gotta love the realism of how she eats her [Music] did it make a food sound every time it did that hook on the attachment she can do the couch and how'd you get those cherries out of her afterwards like i need to ask now guests are famous smells like cherries apparently one of the big things about this toy was the cherries which a lot of people swear was one of the best smelling things on earth how much do people love it the cherries alone not including the doll go from 75 to a hundred dollars jesus [ __ ] even the dad sniffing them is like oh [ __ ] man i need more of that in my life maybe i can sell the kids to get more well okay here's the cherries let's see what's so special about him i knew it an odd commercial but clearly got the job done and left a big impact and probably killed a few brain cells from huffing too this is baby baby all gun comes with everything you see here oh what kind of cat phrase is that this ad had a better catchphrase hello and welcome to draftkings what would you like to order today can't make up your mind well okay it's thanksgiving week and draftkings the official fantasy partner of the nfl has your shot to gobble up 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it starts off innocent enough with a kid talking with her mom about how much fun she had on the trip my own club and my mom had a mud bath with daddy ship had a great spa but then it ends with this topper that's my baby brother his name is joe but mom calls him a little souvenir damn disney i thought the dick of a little mermaid poster was all you tried to slip by yes this ad is corny but i gotta give him credit for having the cojones to go through with this laugh so much so that here's my top 10 jokes i'm gonna follow it up with mom calls him a little souvenir goofy was watching he liked the doggy style mom calls him a little souvenir their condoms were shaped like mickey hats mom calls him a little souvenir no really they sell children mom calls him a little souvenir it was in the pinocchio wing so that did help a little bit mom calls him a little souvenir candy is dandy but the mini margarita is quicker mom calls him a little souvenir and if they can't afford that souvenir i might get a new mom and daddy mom calls him a little souvenir i was wondering why mommy kept thanking her little steamboat willie mom calls him a little souvenir daddy keeps asking me why does he look like prince eric from the meet and greet mom calls him a little souvenir mommy said her prayers a lot that night she kept shouting oh god oh god and the number one joke i can follow this up with is not even my line to say it's the announcers disney cruise line come play me off paul [Applause] yes it's a little dirty but hey disney's always been a little bit come discover uncharted magic he said come they come at night sure we're still not in the disney commercial they strike without warning but now it's your turn to get in grab his arm now if you've been online for a while you've probably seen a lot of memes where people mock how kind of twisted and deranged well make room clown spider and edward circumcised hands there's a new lineup for my nightmares tonight but this is the one that just embraced it as far as i know these are the only stretch dolls that actually scream in agony when you pull them [Applause] oh my god hey kids did you think sid was the hero in toy story well with our little serial killer starter kid you can be too electronic stretch screamers and when you squeeze their heads why are they even attacking these things all they did was cast a shadow that's literally all they did [Applause] someday i'll do this to something flashier they scream when you scratch them and come back for more they're so lifelike this one prays hail mary full of grain they even make conversation before you torture them frank yeah last night i dreamed i died that sounds wonderful oh god here we go [Music] [Applause] it's pretty sick and demented but nope that's all i got electronic stretch screamers you can battle them all hey you're wondering why these jokes are so dark that's what we grew up with why are women so happy about new tickle antiperspirant but with a name like that i can guess these tickle deodorant ads are kind of like those asmr videos that swear they're just about sensory relaxation but no you can't fully explain it but no is it because tickle is the first roll-on with a big wide ball i find women touching a big wide ball and laughing is usually a demeaning combo everything about this sweater scene is even odder firstly since everything is shot like a 70s porno how can i not see what i'm seeing right now second when her eye pops out i swear it's something out of an a24 horror film and finally she's like oh you found me and i was convincing her these ads are so weird not that they have much prompting for laughing already but some of these are really out of nowhere tickle comes in four fresh fragrances i thought we were past the smilex commercials look at this woman it looks like she's gonna catch a ball and then suddenly she bursts out laughing make yourself happy staying drier is nicer with a little tickle well now you're really sending mixed messages because i got wetter is better tickle helps keep you dry all day [Laughter] i don't know maybe i need a woman's perspective on this hey tamara yeah you wear deodorant right i hoped that would be obvious you don't find yourself randomly laughing out of nowhere [Laughter] so you use tickle deodorant never heard of it i'm sure the product's good but this commercial is laughable to say the least make yourself happy staying drier is nicer with a little the tickle deodorant of totally spies no really there's nothing else going on head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead head on apply directly to the forehead available at walgreens oh you switched it up way to keep us on our toes head on apply directly oh my god it's not over did you feel we needed an intermission among all that repeating because you're right please stop directly to the forehead head on available at walgreens okay we good new from the makers of how is this still going i feel like the manchurian candidate like these are the secret words to activate me to kill someone active on apply directly where it hurts apply directly where it hurts apply directly where it hurts apply arthritis oh that you gave us one of available at walgreens okay what the hell was that you gotta credit his genius marketing it's a product designed to cure headaches what better way to prove it than to give you a headache head on apply directly oh my god enough head on this commercial definitely needs julian moore for magnolia to offset it head on apply directly to the forehead shut the [ __ ] up shut the [ __ ] up directly to the forehead now he must really shut the [ __ ] up now please forehead yeah this is all directly to the forehead you're awful you're awful you're awful next one head on available at walgreens hmm well then the room seems to be getting cloudier looks like there's lightning on the horizon now the weatherman said there was a chance of ominous music oh god you know what that means psas are coming yes from the people who brought you ah and oh god we get even more overseas psas okay let's get these over with what are we starting on yeah i don't want to get back this one's from new zealand okay i know them for lord of the rings and nothing else let's see if they got you know they got kirk's class well darren nah who's mate the one with the phone he's such oh christ just crashed already oh they're allowing us to know them before our hearts are ripped out or there's what i have to see he's so cool he said the wave might he say weed is that legal in new zealand here we go okay thought it'd be worse how long was that girl in the air that was like a cartoon lovely okay well we get the point up no we gotta do a play-by-play [Music] i mean i think there were only two moves fly and plummet we can put together what happens in between okay point well mate do commercials have a part two now why does everybody think they're the dune movies [Music] okay we good we over oh okay that was the next hand but honestly would it shock you if there was a part three i mean man can you imagine a kid going back to a saturday morning cartoons after that [Music] and now back to the care bears [Music] okay that was [ __ ] up congratulations new zealand you're the new canada the new britain the new northern ireland yeah that's right it's in northern ireland instead of ireland this time i got it right i mean geesh what's the big difference between the two anyway okay that was a big difference but you get the point you are the new messed up kid new zealand oh god we got another one where is this one from australia train schedules can change oh and trains are involved that's gonna end well never enter a crossing unless you are absolutely sure your exit is clear god god god god don't play with trains game over man the world has made me afraid of everything i take it this was a campaign there were a lot of these sweet maple jesus of course there is don't you want people to go outside i mean are australia's regular ads this messed up let me guess this was also a popular campaign oh yep [Applause] okay now you got the trophy you're the new new zealand anything else you want to scare me with one back in america oh i can't wait do you want trade that's a brick okay that is the most creatively disturbing thing i've seen in a while good job what's it a psa for respect respect it wait this was an ad for capri sun and not just an ad this was also a campaign the idea was some kid somewhere disrespect a bag of capri's sun and is punished in a fitting way and not just a fitting way of freaky as hellway each of these is like a scary stories ending when i first saw them i swore it was an ad against drugs or bullying or i don't know something more warranting of such creepy imagery but no it was to sell a children's fruit drink you have in summer and this is by far some of the most imaginative unnerving surrealism i've seen on tv fish okay i guess we come full circle not only is the most uncomfortable psa in america but it's not even a psa it's a goddamn kid's ad good job life you really threw me for a loop now please in god's name no more that's it now respect the pouch respect it and that's it for this year's commercial special though there is one thing that still bothers me who was that monster hang on a cookie enjoy you can tankers cringe peddling [ __ ] swallow ain't no punchline man i mean come on we can think of something funnier well you know what goes well with cookies welcomes coffee i [ __ ] head on apply directly to the you were rude the forehead you didn't overstock your winners with bram and twisted havoc it fell apart so that this is why i need ramen crusted hammock stamps who was that monster hand creeping everyone out [Laughter] hey doug walker here doing a charity shout out if you hear like noise outside they're doing something on the street i don't know what it is but uh i'm gonna give you uh the charity shout out once again uh because i just got back uh from a convention uh i did decide i'm just always gonna do this charity whenever i go to conventions because whenever someone takes a picture of us we take that money and we put it to the charity of the week i think i'm just always going to make it the same charity because this is a really good charity it's the center for victims of torture and if you hear that word i don't know in my mind there's literally nothing worse it is the word everybody goes to describe the worst of the worst was that oh it's torture it's awful there's literally nothing worse so to me this is like one of the best charities you can do and i think that's the reason i'm having it every single time i go to a convention because i just can't imagine anything worse so uh we've done this one a couple times it's a really really good organization they try to not only stop torture wherever it's done but they try to help those that have been affected by it and the families of it uh it's just a really really good organization that definitely deserves uh your attention and your donations if possible if not please spread the word about it because again there's literally nothing worse that at least i can think of so please definitely spread the word about the good that these people are doing and i'll see you next time take care you

Channel: Channel Awesome

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Keywords: channel awesome, nostalgia critic, commercials, commercial, nostalgia critic commercials, commercials from the 90s, commercials reaction, commercials review, funny commercials, weird commercials, Commercials Resurrection, as seen on tv, commercial compilation, doug walker, 90s commercials, 80s commercials, retro commercials, 2000s commercials, tv commercials, old commercials, commercial review, worst commercials, top commercials, mcdonald's commercial, wilkins coffee

Id: FBvRkJkfVWQ

Length: 32min 24sec (1944 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 24 2021