Comedians VS Hecklers | #27

what you had a heart transplant well this ain't the form for that did you you should sit still I mean we glad that you made it but we kind of not right now all of us ain't glad we glad you made it you know we glad you here but like you know your heart murmured but you're talking loud he comedian disat Heckler with the heart that's going be the capture we going 300K we going crazy L we doing numbers on FAL we doing don't you get a heart attack no laugh drink first and then laugh we can't do a heart attack and a seizure y'all know the liability insurance they cover none of this okay um well that's cool now what uh indan you like Indian guys nice [Applause] I like trampolines what the [ __ ] are we talking about what the I once went to the Pala Fair welcome back to who gives a [ __ ] tell us something interesting about you that we would be uh shut up dude you [ __ ] idiot look at me look at me you're a stupid [ __ ] idiot shut up don't say anything else yeah there they that guy knows how to that guy knows how to kick that guy knows how to kick shut the [ __ ] up go to the creek in the cave and yell at people on stage or sign up for the show you [ __ ] coward but don't yell at him you're not part of this Mom tell this guy to go [ __ ] himself sign says no heckling you get it all right there you go tell them to tell them to go [ __ ] himself oh yeah I forgot to say go [ __ ] yourself there you go yeah yeah Cameron I'm sorry I feel the need I feel the need to protect you out here on the streets I don't want any [ __ ] little [ __ ] yelling at my sweet little [ __ ] Chocolate Factory helper guy what do you look for in a woman besides an IUD what would you say too much okay you're you're not in charge yeah comedy might not be for you is that is anyone here teach special ed anyone else teach special no okay what's your name the special teacher Julian do some of your students have to take the short bus to school no lucky for them the short bus is brutal I had to take the short oh yep sit tight what Juliana we taxi them in you taxi them in no okay cool do you think that helps me set up this next joke thank God I got 10 minutes on taxiing and disabled children may I discuss special ed just one more thing and pay you a giant compliment sorry we don't call it special ed anymore what do you call it in Utopia what do you call it inclusive education inclusive education yeah that'll stop them from getting bullied inclusive Julian juli Juliana okay cool yeah that's my career hinges on saying that correctly um my grandmother's name that's nice say hi toana Oh got a question yes my middle name is my other grandmother's okay wow that is so boring all right what's your other grandmother's name Anastasia Anastasia wow I feel like I have Anastasia I feel like I have Anastasia cuz that story is so forgettable all right okay guys we put out $50 up here we got $4,000 what do you guys want to do put it on black what put it on black put it on black yeah not bad but uh yeah leave rice out of this Jesus Christ you know I didn't know they did those kind of fights any be quiet be quiet me be quiet this is my show [ __ ] I have a goddamn microphone 8,000 liks you be quiet what's your name not Michael blin shut up no no your name is not outside your name is on your ID that's it you think this is an interactive show this is crazy it ain't got [ __ ] to do with it has so much to do with I'm the middle of a joke and you hey pause the [ __ ] I'm not on Netflix [ __ ] this is real life you thought you had a remote [ __ ] pause all right hold on pause love you honestly here's the thing I know I'm y you for the last minute but you actually have this is [ __ ] up me say you actually have a you have nice energy so I'll answer you a question go ahead Madam what's up so if you know all that if I know all what you I've been talking for an hour oh now you got the giggles [ __ ] that's weird no no no I'm [ __ ] go ahead I'll let you I swear to God I'll let you go you know all that how did you pick up on the before you have to ask somebody that awkward ass question how do I pick up yeah that's how I'm what I'm saying is if you know all that you know that question doesn't make I want you to let me finish talking yes ma'am if you know all that you know then how do you know so much if I know all that I know how do I know so much you're talking like a parrot that just learned English I mean I'm need security when I leave cuz she she going to me up um for real she going to beat me up I asked you how many mo in this bit all that you know how I'm not going to know what I know but you know [ __ ] anyway so I'm trying to ask you I know but she know turn it [Applause] around there's a ghost in the room tonight was that me sorry oh it's you cool can you all see her as well hi you okay fine dying want me to laugh oh your dad got you the tickets cuz he's dying and he wants you to laugh no pressure okay I'm really sorry to I what now that oh you're not laughing there CU you want to leave yeah oh you going to go that's okay no worries that's cool um cool no I'm not trying to do that at all oh I'm sorry about that bye bye sorry about that Susan do you want to go back [Applause] on thank you m thank you though thank you no worries let's go so um leging on the guilt there um I thought the show was going all right what have fun cuz I even filming this gig as well right just oh I know oh I get to remember this but my God you'll never hear a headle like that um Jesus what she could have just called me a [ __ ] G it's um it's it's going to be the one I remember is any questions by the way are you okay what's up are you okay I'm okay I am fine I'm all right I'm going to have a bath now makes you TOS through it um go put some points on your driver's record look they talking about the points they going over notes they were like were you at that point oh you ain't at that point yet qu oh mhm yeah that's what's up I appreciate that I even though it was a Heckle you you did it respectfully you y you gave me my proper respect and so I got to fuss with it you had a point in your life where you you know go back to the therapist did you just say go back to the therapist yeah what makes you think I left them I'm seeing her on Thursday um what would you like me to bring up exactly no please continue do you come out to comedy shows a lot no clearly this is not how they work okay are you a dad yes are you in therapy no yes no no then shut the [ __ ] up how about you get a therapist and tell them you can't shut the [ __ ] up at a comedy show I have all those feelings I don't know where to put them my wife [ __ ] listen to me that maybe this [ __ ] on stage with the microphone what the [ __ ] was that you know what I should have said that would have been better you should have been like go back to where you came from that would have been better your audacity I can tell you who's in therapy is your kids for [Music] sure drip drip from your eyelashes to your lips sex is in the end you don't care whose pheromones take you where if lives too long to do enough to justify the time it took you to adapt then how come we stay in Whispers

Channel: Comedy Gaff

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Id: j3TW6W8piy8

Length: 11min 23sec (683 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 21 2024