Comedian Tom Segura on THRS

here I didn't put heat on the couch somebody else put feet on the couch to watch me but you know what I'm fine with it I'm fine with it on the couch and neither is our special guest I'm gonna go ahead and I'll live it's a comedian Tom Segura you're not gonna pee on our furniture either I peed on a lot of things well then I'm very sorry Willis Willis furniture there are new furniture sponsor I won't be on your furniture do you know what that means we have to give it back so please don't so if they're gonna take it back then why not pee on it too you may see that chair with a big red tag on it when it goes of those shoes you tell me what color are they what color yes black no we've been having a debate all morning cuz Ariana's wearing the same shoes about whether they're navy blue or black look at the mixture black pants why your socks are blue yes it's not about the shoes black all right well that's it Tom Segura has settled it we don't need to talk about it am i what color our shoes those are blue he's been watching you've been watching in the trying to torment us no I'm not I'm thrilled you guys have you have a real debate about this yes about the color about the color of our shoes cuz I picked them too because I'm wearing navy blue pants and socks oh I picked these shoes cuz I thought that they were navy blue and Ariana's wearing black pants she's wearing the same shoes she thinks they're black I'm colorblind yeah alright you should yeah what do you like to talk about what do you like to weigh in on on stage are you topical or do you you know like current events or do you kind of stick with just the big things and that we all go through in life it's a little bit of both yeah sometimes just this or that but you know I mix it up we all talked about you know adult material it's an adult-themed show don't bring your kids I don't want to meet anybody under 21 yeah bring that thing I'm gonna talk about peeing on stuff at a show okay I don't know where to go from here with this what go from peeing - lemme on a rope I did all right now I want to go away from it I want to bring it up and now I want to pretend like I've never seen it before I don't know that line of questioning at all oh yeah I mix it up there's adult stuff it's crazy I don't know I am I have a podcast - you know podcasters yes well yeah why did you take it like that because some people don't even know I know some people don't know blue from black a podcast is what that was an Oh seriously no cupcake for him right girl what were you an Elvis fan or your now Miss fan no Star Wars yes would you even do you would you eat that black burger black burger yes I eat any burger okay what if the bun was black I mean is it just like a piece of coal or something no look that is a promotional Star Wars burger in Belgium that's a horrible idea I thought you may just meant like well done no no no no no yeah um I'm kind of with you colors that don't exist in nature in food you know like Star Wars good it's just a it's a black bun it's black fun this is for which chain quick burger all right it's in Europe though yeah Europe is weird yeah Ben yes well part I wouldn't say something like that without um several I used to be in the Navy so you were the Navy I was but yeah we on a ship yes what was your athlete was your I was a journalist I work for him forces radio and television but I did have a couple of shipboard assignments then I had assignments overseas oh wow thanks um travels in Europe my sisters in the Navy issued what did she do I don't know but she shaped like a top-secret clearance or you're just not internationally not no no she's a should ask her sometime she's pregnant that has nothing to do with being in the military there's a separate event I think hey Maria good luck with the Navy and with the baby you don't know what she does she speaks Chinese maybe she's a Cryptologic technician I think that's it CT something like that go to school in Monterey California yes ding-ding-ding-ding who was the winner me Wow and you can't tell Brad from blue but you know that was really impressive I took the test to become a Cryptologic technician and I didn't score high enough on it so they made me a broadcaster true story oh really huh yeah it's hard she's smart she's very smart yeah you're jealous that's why you're not interested in her life is that it I don't that I don't know why you have to go there with that but just cuz it feels like that kind of thing but with you and me feels like a little fun combative kind of thing it is fun combative yes yeah oh yeah no I wasn't I am peeing right now all right well fortunately we have to take a commercial so we can call the rug doctor and get him in here right away you've got two shows tonight yes Saturday night yes hopefully you've got two pairs of pants eight o'clock 10:00 well there's one show Sunday at 7 o'clock if you wear these shoes you're getting in for free ok these shoes will you accept people in blue or black versions either color ok red or green you come out to destroy all right that's fine this was fun thank you for having me all right thanks for coming all right it is a new year

Channel: WAVY TV 10

Views: 39,360

Rating: 4.9354839 out of 5

Keywords: wavy.com, thrs, tom segura, comedy

Id: Hn3oH9ixY7Y

Length: 5min 46sec (346 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 06 2012