DJ Dad Mouth IS...The Water Champ

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Tom's morning news characters are so great. This one is way more tame on the trolling of the hosts.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 6 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/Colbeagle ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Jul 09 2016 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

I wish my son was Asian.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 7 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/elpierce ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Jul 09 2016 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Hopefully technology and science will someday be able to answer the age old question: Why is Bert so fat?

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 5 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/XXXTurkey ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Jul 09 2016 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

"I like 'em pure bred"

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 3 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/[deleted] ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Jul 10 2016 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

Tom Segura is hilarious. It would really suck to have to do the AM news to promote the show that evening but he seems to really have fun with it. I had to look up Bart Chrystler but I had a feeling it was going to Bert Kreischer. That's some funny shit.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 1 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/crousscor3 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Jul 10 2016 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies

And here I thought he was speaking about Bart from the Simpsons. I had to think about that for a minute. Yes, Bart is out of shape, but fat, man that's harsh. He is so active, what with pranks and the skateboarding...

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ︎ 1 ๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ︎ u/nonconformist3 ๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ︎ Jul 10 2016 ๐Ÿ—ซ︎ replies
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I'm running through sand pushing a sled and I go is this seal school what are we doing right now the field school your stop right now the top thanks so much for coming in morning thanks for having me people will see in your biography that you are from Cincinnati that's only a little bit true Bethesda hospital downtown Cincinnati April 16 1979 world change man yeah Reds fan no no you're just wearing a hat I just bought this hat in 17 minutes ago just so you Victor people film what do you feel like hey man we're all together in this thing you know in this in this thing of you buying tickets to my shows yeah at the Liberty funny bone today and tomorrow what can people expect when they come and see a Tom Segura show I mean you know they can expect a world-class DJ who consumes a lot of h2o doing jokes that are not family-friendly oh I like that I like that you know I guess it is adult entertainment that's absolutely I mean you could bring your kid but that's on you wouldn't be a good idea now you talked about concern with a lot of h2o yeah you want to talk about water Olympics well the water championships actually won I'm the current water champion Southern California they have these competitions I drank two and a half gallons in six hours and what I'm just very proud of it you know oddly enough my wife also competed she came in last place because she drink you ever seen a Yorkie drink water and they go like mm-hmm drink that's how my wife just stupid Tiffany I was like oh that was great Bart Chrysler so you got Bart Chrysler he's so fat he really fat comedic friend of mine and we're having like a who was fatter thing going on and he's he's like so much fatter yeah so next week we have a fat shirts coming out and we're basically we're having people align themselves with either me or him and either you buy a shirt that says he's fat or you buy if you're on his team you buy a shirt that says I'm fat but I think since I'm on TV right now with it so I'm right yeah oh yeah okay absolutely cuz this is gonna go on sir I'm gonna send you each shirts oh thanks oh let's say that he's fat okay okay mm if you wear them on the news that they could really help did your wife have the baby yet you were talking about the baby oh yes like shout how does a baby seven months old how's that going it's good I mean it's very good he's very cute he's not like Asian cute but he's really cute like for a white kid so you think they're the best Asian babies tacos biracial babies you're really beautiful yes it up everything absolutely I like him purebred I like I really wish my son was Asian sorry this families start off on the right on your laptop's are good something's up at liberty funny ball today tomorrow right what yes sir two shows tonight two shows tomorrow don't bring your children let's say thank you we'll be looking for our shirts Tom pigs thank you I'm fat be right back
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Channel: YourMomsHousePodcast
Views: 236,442
Rating: 4.973536 out of 5
Keywords: ymh, your mom's house, your moms house, tom segura, christina pazsitzky, christina p, mommies, jeans, up, high and tight, what's with the jeans, denim on denim, podcast, bert kreischer, dj dad mouth, wkrc, cincinnati, water, champ, champion, asian baby, bert is fat
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Length: 3min 22sec (202 seconds)
Published: Sat Jul 09 2016
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