How Tom Segura Wound Up On A Government Watch List | CONAN on TBS

you seem like a very law-abiding fellow that you recently got to do some trouble at a bank and I'm curious how could that happen you don't seem like the type I know I got in a lot of trouble actually is that true yeah so I was at the bank and I was thinking of one of my friends who's saying Orion and you know I told you to single for a while and I saw the teller working who's just I don't know attractive woman and in my mind I go I'm gonna set him up on a blind date you know mm-hmm so that's without talking to her or anything no dear he was wearing a ring yeah I think yeah that's it no ring on her hand so I call him I go I think I have a perfect blind date person for you she works at the bank and I think you should go on a date and he's like okay do you have a picture of her and I'm like yeah next to the picture of my gardener and my yeah I just keep petals of random have a picture of her he goes what I'd like to see her before I agree to this and I'm like I'm telling you she's beautiful he's like no I need to see her I'm like okay just forget it then and then like a week later I just I'm back at the bank I'm waiting in line I'm on my phone I see her and I just pull up my phone I snap a couple pictures of her and I leave and then I get a call and there's like you were just at the bank and I go yeah and thanks for the follow up call I appreciate I like your bank and they're like no we're from the Security Division of Wells Fargo and why we have photos and videos of you taking pictures in the bank today why are you doing that and I go I panic I was like do you think I'm trying to rob the bank and they go I don't know are you yeah that's a fair question at this point I guess but I'm so nervous I just go nah wasn't I'm not trying to rob the bank I was just taking pictures of that one teller to send to my friend uh-huh and they're like what and I go well I don't know I thought she was single they go we don't appreciate our employees privacy being violated I go yeah I'm sorry you're right there go delete it and I go okay and then they go and now you're on the list and I go what list and they go it's a potential threat list that all banks share is this real this is real and so they're like you're just permanently a threat to all banks and I'm like am I allowed to bank here anymore and they go you have to work it out with that branch so then I have to go into the branch I sit down with the manager and I'm like hey I tell him the whole story I go I'm sorry can i still bank here and she goes yeah I don't know he talked about and I was like what I go whoa I thought that had to clear it with you guys she goes you should probably clear with Natasha that's the girl the actual teller hi Natasha so then I go sit with Natasha and I tell her the whole thing and I go I'm sorry you know just trying to stay up on a date do you mind if I still bank here and she was like no and I go cool do you do want to go on a date with my friend and she goes do you have a picture I actually do I was like yeah yeah I showed her and she goes not my type you still on the list on a federal that's amazing thread watch it's very good that's why I don't then more PayPal anybody I'm not allowed to you know that's that's an incredible story yeah yeah you idiot yeah you

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Length: 4min 3sec (243 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 29 2018

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[u/ocudr]

Such a funny story