Comedian Jamie Lissow joins ‘Gutfeld!’ in Texas

welcome back this is usually the part of the show where we discuss studies that make no sense frankly we're mailing it in but instead we're going to showcase alaska's most famous comedian alaska's only comedian give a big round of applause for our friend jamie lisso oh man that's so true what greg just said i was at the bar and this guy goes what's the comedy scene like in alaska and i go you're you're talking to it this is the whole thing inside my shirt uh dude we i travel all over doing comedy and it's fun to watch how different states respond to the pandemic and i just wanted to give some props i like how in texas you guys went hey you know this whole covet thing we're gonna we're gonna skip it you guys did it i was so excited to be i was like nervous and excited so i got here super early because i'm always worried about where to park that's me right there it's my truck um try to tow it you'll kill people it's staying right there uh coveted really made comedy tough though man it was weird even the shows we did have were bizarre like i saw this one performer the entire time he was on stage he wore a mask yeah it just kind of ruined it you know he was a ventriloquist [Applause] or was he [Applause] it just feels free here though it feels free i was in an uber and i go to this guy it's just the vibe is different you know i go so you guys aren't social distancing and you're not like wearing masks anymore and the guy goes no dude we're not afraid you know and i believe him because i was sitting on his lap and um yeah facing him like oh this guy doesn't care man he's uh this guy is into it i'm gonna be totally honest i get intimidated sometimes being in texas because there's like a lot of real men here you know and um and i don't know if you can tell by looking at me but i'm not exactly like what you would call i'm like a man's man do you i'm not even really what what you would call like a woman's man i went to the doctor once i thought something was wrong with me i go dude could you like do some testing i feel like i don't have a lot of like the guy tendencies like i don't hunt or fight or anything and the doctor goes yeah we could do like a testosterone thing we can figure it out for you so he comes back like a half hour later he's got a clipboard and he looks very serious and he goes i'm glad you came in today man because it turns out you are what's known as a huge [Applause] and i go come on dude there's no way that's an actual diagnosis and the guy goes okay you got me uh it's not an actual diagnosis but i knew i could call you that and you wouldn't do anything [Music] based on the testing [Applause] oh man but it's good it's like we i have so i'm a married guy i have um three children and sometimes people will say jamie do you have a favorite kid which if there's parents out there you guys know you're not supposed to you know i have one um i'll just tell you it's my neighbor's kid you guys he's just adorable i got a picture of him on my phone here um so i am divorced and i but i don't feel like it has to be a negative thing you know if you're out there and you're in love i hope you stay together forever and stay in love but i do feel like i have to tell you uh for anybody that's kind of like on on the fence um you get it feels pretty good over here on this side yeah i can't explain it here's a way to know if you should get divorced if people start telling you negative things about divorce and none of it sounds that bad but they but these are negatives these are the negative things my friend goes dude you can't get divorced man you're gonna have to move out of your house and live alone in a crabby apartment i go dude when is the soonest we could do something like that i don't think the lady that lady likes me that i live with he goes yeah but dude you're only able to see your kids on the weekends i go that sounds amazing too to be honest with you oh my god i love these kids but i don't want to take them to school it's a pain in the ass i want those i want those fun dad weekends you got any more bad news people do not know how to react when you tell me getting divorced i'm like very happy my ex-wife is very happy she's a cold chick my friends didn't know what to say i was married for 16 years and a year before that we met that's a long time and my friend goes dude he goes i'm excited for you because now you're going to be able to go out there into the world and get some strange which does sound kind of exciting because to tell you guys the god's honest truth i wasn't even getting any familiar that's the kind you're legally supposed to get do you know what i mean but what a wonderful crowd listen i'd love you to check out i have a show on netflix with rob schneider it's called real robin i'm real proud of it and we tour together and stuff and it's just sometimes i don't want people to think like that like all i do is ride off the success of rob schneider um it's a lot of what i do but i also have stuff i do completely on my own if you guys like my comedy you want to check out things i do completely separately please check out my website it's a rob schneidersfriend.com you can go on there and just check it out my name is jamie nice to see you guys [Applause] awesome jamie lissau everyone he's a funny guy hey sean hannity here hey click here to subscribe to fox news youtube page and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis you will not get it anywhere else

Channel: Fox News

Views: 186,260

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Length: 6min 36sec (396 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 22 2022