(upbeat music) (lively guitar music) - My favorite CH original
from way back in the day has got to be Rap Battle. Focal point of the sketch is a bunch of guys from
Freestyle Love Supreme. I was in college at the time,
this was a long time ago, and I would just go home
and it would get in my head, and I'd watch it every time. I must've watched that sketch, I don't know, a hundred times, right? What is that, Lin-Manuel? It was, "All right, bitch! "It's time to take it down, "time to beat down Encyclopedia Brown. "I don't wanna piss on every
superficial issue with you, "and rip you apart like tissue, "I mean, it's easy to dis you." That's great. Uh, that's just good rap. Obviously, hats off to Hamilton. You know, it had its moment. I personally feel that
Lin-Manuel's finest work was in Rap Battle. (singing) - Yeah! ♪ You can't hack this,
you're the wackness ♪ ♪ It's Mo Rocca versus Zach Galifianakis ♪ ♪ That's right, leave your
head spinning like a dreidel ♪ ♪ Knock your socks off and
the lox off your bagel ♪ ♪ That's right, see I'm winning ♪ ♪ Your face looks like
mayonnaise that's grinning ♪ ♪ You're lucky you're wearing
stripes, they're thinning ♪ ♪ This ain't the end, it's the beginning ♪ - Don't eat so much. - You just got burned. I think. That's how it -- Yes.
- Scorched. - You can't just have someone else do your freestyle for you. - As long as he works for us, right? And UTK was an intern
I hired this morning. He just also happens to be part of this rap improv group
called Freestyle Love Supreme. But I didn't know that when I hired him. - Oh, okay, yeah, you
found that out later. Okay, well, maybe two of my
interns can come battle you. - No, I mean, yeah, I guess, as long as-- - Guys? - Hey, what up dog? - [Amir] (chuckles) Hi. - UTK.
- Shockwave. - I told you not to bring friends here. That was like the one thing, remember? - Yo, this is Lin, Shockwave, my interns. - Hey, aren't you that guy from that like three-time
Tony award-winning Broadway musical In the Heights? - Yeah, well, we have
four Tonys, but yeah. - (laughs) I am such a huge, huge fan. ♪ A'ight, bitch ♪ ♪ Let's take 'em down to Chinatown ♪ ♪ It's time to beat down
Encyclopedia Brown ♪ ♪ Now I don't wanna piss on every
superficial issue with you ♪ ♪ Will rip you apart like
tissue, it's easy to dis you ♪ ♪ Your father's a highly
accomplished gynecologist ♪ ♪ From a family of
doctors so it's obvious ♪ ♪ The problem is that
you went into comedy ♪ ♪ So now your momma thinks
you're just a waste of space ♪ ♪ You (bleep) solipsistic
pile of (bleep) ♪ - [Crowd] Ohh! ♪ Your father sees more vag
than you're ever gonna see ♪ ♪ And when it comes to intimacy ♪ ♪ There's plenty of fish in the sea ♪ ♪ But listen to me ♪ ♪ I know about your little deficiency ♪ ♪ Streeter told me about
your undescended testicle ♪ ♪ The incident at the
renaissance festival ♪ ♪ The time that gorgeous
woman almost slept with you ♪ ♪ And fell the (bleep) back ♪ ♪ 'Cause your nut sack is asymmetrical ♪ ♪ Sorry I roasted you, I'm
doin' what I'm supposed to do ♪ ♪ I didn't mean to make a
Patrick Swayze Ghost of you ♪ ♪ And years from now when
you're dyin' in disgrace ♪ ♪ Remember Streeter lyrically
skeeted in your face ♪ ♪ You punk bitch ♪ - [Crowd] Ohh! - True! (cheering) - What's up, man? Great job. Uh, that light on the
printer isn't working again. I don't know how, so could
you maybe just check it out? - Oh, sure, yeah.
- I can take care of it. - Sorry about that. - Thanks guys. Good work, really. And then go to lunch. - Okay, thanks!
- Thank you. - Best interns ever. - One of my favorite
things that College Humor's ever done is the prank war
between Steeter and Amir. And my favorite episode of that is-- I want to say episode five
when Streeter pranks Amir by putting him in fake Human Giant sketch, and having everyone on set tell him that he is doing a bad job. I watch that video and I
just feel so bad for Amir, because that's such a primal fear of mine, and I think probably
anybody who's a performer, to try and get a laugh and fail in front of people you super respect. I mean, Human Giant is, like,
one of the sketch groups. When I started at College Humor, I lived in fear of something
like that happening to me. (toilet flushes) (upbeat pop music) - [Streeter] Is one line worth
the cost of these tickets? I mean, I know it is to me. Is it to you? - I think when we're actually watching it. Right now it's not because we're tired, 'cause we woke up at four AM, but when we're actually watching
it, it's gonna be awesome. (upbeat pop music) - Hey.
- What's up man? - How you doin'?
- Good to see you. - [Streeter] Hey, can I, uh, do you mind? - Oh yeah, sure, come in. Rob, Streeter here. - [Rob] Hey, what's up, man? - Hey.
- Rob. Nice to see you. - How you doin', I'm Streeter.
- How's it goin'? - Scene four, take one. - [Director] Speak. Action. - Man, there wasn't even a Broker Street. - Oh, man, you're so lucky. This place is awesome, Scheer! - Thanks, dude. - This is great. How can you afford a place this big? - Uh, I got a subletter, actually. Two of 'em. - Subletter? I thought
this was a one bedroom. - [Paul] Uh, check it out. - Oh, hey, Paul. Do I make the check out to
you or Consolidated Power, or how does that work?
- Can we stop for a second? - (stammers) I'm sorry. Were you looking at the camera
or were you looking at me? - You.
- Oh, you were? Okay. - It seemed like from where you're looking like you might be looking in the camera. Do you mind if we, uh-- can we just do another one real quick? - Yeah, let's do it.
- Yeah. - Just be safe.
- All right, I'll move it. - [Paul] Oh, it doesn't matter. - [Director] You need to,
like, take the sarcasm out of your voice, 'cause then it's like-- - I'm not doing it on purpose, sorry. - [Director] Okay, no, no, no, it's fine. It's like there's like this-- - [Rob] He's smiling. - [Director] Yeah, so you're smiling, and seriously, let's
have that pause there. Let's have the take of, "Hey, "we've got dudes livin' in the bathroom." - [Crew] Amir, you're doin'
it as loud as you can. - Yeah. I mean, he told me not to
yell, I don't wanna yell, but I don't wanna-- - [Crew] Okay, well, do it a little bit-- like, just project. Like loud like this but not
like shouting like this. - It's like the difference
between acting and not acting. Like what Streeter's doing is acting, but it doesn't feel like acting. - Exactly. All right, let's just do it one more time. - Uh, Anil, just sort of
like relax a little bit. - [Amir] Cool. - I would say that the
thing is to get your thing out faster so it'll just give
him a place to jump in there. So don't, like, linger on it. It seems like you're kind of chewing up your line a little bit. - Like that--
- Okay. - [Amir] Hey, Paul, who
do I make the check out-- - Just wait until I say my line. Tell you one thing, I know-- - [Amir] I'm honestly
not doing on purpose. - One line is always harder than doing like a whole bunch of stuff. - [Amir] Like, I've done full sketch-- like, I was in a-- like, I did stuff in college,
and it was fine, I never-- - [Rob] Have you done,
like, acting before? - Not like acting, but like-- - Guys, come on, man! (groans) - So just come out of here for one second. Just come here. - Should I stay? Should I stay? - You stay.
- Okay. - So, um, yeah, just
get out of the bathtub. - All right, so I'll do Paul. So Anil, just watch how
we're gonna do this here. So this is how it's actually gonna go. Come in here for just a second. Okay, so Paul's gonna be you, so I'm Paul for just this example. Uh, yeah, check it out, man, I got these subletters. - Hey dude, uh, should
I make out the check to Consolidated Power or just to you? - Oh, Paul, fresh out
of nappies, too, man. Could use another box. - All right, so just like
very straight forward. - Okay. Uh, who do I
make the check out to? - [Paul] But look at us, like, look us. - Hey, Paul. - [Paul] Make eye contact. - [Rob] Hey, Paul, who do
I make the check out to? - [Rob And Amir] Hey, Paul,
who do I make the check out to? - [All] Hey, Paul, who do
I make the check out to? - [Paul] How 'bout this, just say like, "I got the rent," or something like that. - Whatever you want, just--
- Say it. - Say it and don't, like, present it. Like, "Here's the thing." - [Amir] Hey, Paul. You
didn't say anything. - I know. - Fuck it, come on. - How would you say, "Let's hang out?" - Do you have water or something? - Please, let's just do this. All right. Check it out. - [Amir] Hey, Paul. (screams) - Come on, dude! - Come on, man! - We thought this, yeah, I don't know how to say it any other-- I can't say it any nicer than it's becoming a very big problem. - Dude, I'm sorry I yelled at you. Um, sorry about that. I'm just like--
- It's fine. - [Paul] I'm stressed
out because we're behind, and we're getting all this heat from-- I'm sorry, I really am, I'm really sorry. You're doing fine, you really
are, you're doing fine. - [Amir] It's just I've
never done something like this before.
- No, and you know what? - And you're great, and-- - [Rob] You had said
that you did some acting. - It's cool.
- Or you have or have not? - It's fine, you're doing
great, you're doing great. All right, keep it up. - [Rob] Streeter, you've
done acting, right? - [Streeter] Yeah, I took acting class. - [Paul] We'll just, um, so we're just thinking
maybe what we'll do is-- we feel like right now
it's not working 100%. - I kinda feel like to be honest, this is taking a really long time, and we're not really getting
exactly what we want, so we wanna just kinda streamline it, and maybe just use one of you guys just to sort of make it faster. - So if maybe you jump out for this one, and then we'll just, um-- - Oh, 'kay.
- Yeah, just, yeah. - I'll just take that. Or here, you take it, here, you. No, no, no, no, (stammers) no, actually-- - [Director] Just like
out of the bathroom. - So we're gonna try
some with just Streeter. - Yeah.
- Just to see. - [Paul] We'll just do somethin' with that and see how it plays. I mean, we might use the other one. - [Streeter] Uh-huh. Do you want me to do-- should I double-- - Yeah, just do both of his lines. - Yeah.
- Just do-- - [Amir] Where do you want-- - Just in living room.
- Just chill out out there. (murmuring) - [Director] Cut. Great! - [Paul] Woo!
(cross-talking) That was awesome, man.
- All right, moving on! (cross-talking) - Yeah, why don't we have everybody in? Julie, Phil, Mike, everybody come on in. (chuckling) - All right.
- Awesome. - Can you take one more?
- Awesome. - Just one more?
- Anil. - [Director] Anil, can
you come take another one? - [Streeter] Yo, Amir? - Yeah.
- Oh, Jesus. - [Paul] Sorry, just one more. Just frame it up, like, just-- (stammers) - [Director] Well, give us a second. - [Paul] Give us a second. - [Guy] Do like a one, two, three. - One-- one, two, three. - Great.
- Great. (door slams) - And he was like this-- I don't know for sure, but I think he might have been crying. - Fuck no, fuck him. After what-- (chuckles) I mean, you saw what he did. I'm gonna go, uh-- But you're, like-- maybe I'm just like a
little better actor than you or maybe just in that style? - So what? If he asked us both to fly here, it doesn't matter who's a better actor. And I think, honestly, I think I'm better. Not a better actor, but better at what we were doing. Like, I didn't think you
were very good at all. - [Streeter] Well, whatever, I mean, (chuckles) I never claimed
to be a great actor. I'm certainly better at pranking you. - Okay, but I'm talking about like-- what went on in there
was really fucked up. - [Streeter] I'm better at
pranking you, my friend. I got you. I got you good. - [Amir] What do you mean? - [Streeter] (chuckling)
It's a prank, dude! - What is? (cheering) (chuckling) - [Streeter] Of course! - That was awesome, dude! - [Streeter] It's a prank, man, they're not really mad at you. (laughing) - Are you serious? - No, I'm fucking-- of course I'm serious.
- Yeah, you were fine. - [Paul] You were great, dude, we were just fucking with you. - That's what I told him,
I told him I was doing-- (laughing) I wasn't looking into the camera, I wasn't speaking too long.
- No, you were doing fine. - You were doing it perfect. - [Amir] So, when you wanna-- - [Streeter] No, dude, the whole-- there's no, like this is, there's no-- oh. It's all a prank. - [Amir] I know. - No, none of this-- they're not shooting
this, this isn't for TV. It's all a prank. - [Paul] Like, we wrapped,
we wrapped like months ago. - [Streeter] The whole, like, everything. - [Rob] It's not for the TV show. - [Amir] The whole everything. - Everything.
- Yeah. - I got you. Dude, I got you so good! - You didn't get me good. This is not, this is-- what are you doing? You didn't get me. This isn't getting me. - (chuckles) Yeah. Come on, man. - What? - I'm serious. This isn't getting me.
- You-- - Flying me out to LA is getting me? That's not getting me. Embarrassing me in front of people? - [Streeter] I mean-- - I mean what? What do you mean? - It's an ongoing prank, war, like, you gotta realize-- - [Paul] He spent hundreds of dollars. - Yeah, but the stakes
are gonna be raised. I mean, you gotta realize, like, it's gonna get worse,
and worse, and worse. (upbeat pop music) - My favorite College Humor sketch from back in the day is called
Woman is Afraid of Owls, and it's a Josh Ruben sketch. It's from 2012, so I was still in college
when I first saw it, and I remember loving it. And then I rewatched it recently, and it was still fantastic,
it definitely holds up. I'm basically just a really big fan of anything with Josh Ruben, especially him doing an extreme character, where he's this kind of sad, macrame-obsessed woman
who's terrified of owls. And then it ends with, like, him just losing his shit. Just super funny, so, um, here it is. (80s futuristic music) ♪ Come and grab a friend ♪ ♪ A world of fun is around the bend ♪ ♪ There's fresh surprises
that will never end ♪ ♪ Come macrame with me ♪ ♪ Grab some yarn ♪ ♪ And grab some beads ♪ - Hello, my darlings. Last week, we made a beautiful sunshine, and the week before that,
we made a puppy dog. Dear Cathy, I believe a good project
would be a macrame owl. Owls are lots of fun to make. I love your show. Dear Cathy, I would like to make a macrame owl. Can you show me please? Dear Cathy, Every week I ask you to make an owl and you still won't make an owl. Now as I have stated many times on this show. I am deathly afraid of owls. They severely frighten me. As a compromise, I have invited the macrame
pals on the program to make a macrame owl, and I'm going to teach them how to do so with my eyes closed because, as I've repeatedly told all of you, I'm deathly afraid of owls, and I don't want to do this. (doorbell rings) Oh! That must be them now. Hello!
- Hi. - [Pals] Hi! - Okay, we are going to make our macrame-- what? - [Pals] Owls.
(chuckles) - We begin by tying a half
hitch around the ring. (deep breath) A nose, a triangle nose. A triangle nose. Now we're going to make the eyes. (clears throat) They only live at night. Mm-kay? - It's all right. - No! I don't know if it was a bird or an owl, or a man, you know. But a thing came into my room, and repeatedly started pecking, pecking, pecking at my body. Pecking at my face. Pecking, pecking, pecking. Ow, ow, ow, ow. It's a terrible feeling. And being alone is almost as terrible, but I think owls take the cake. Now I want everyone to take their owl-- do they have their owl? Are they near their owl? - [Pals] Yes. - [Cathy] Okay. I want
you to bury your owl. - Cathy, don't you want
to see what I made? - Well, I always want
to see what a child-- mahh! Ohh! Abby! Why would you do that? - Cathy, would you like to see mine? - Mitchell, I, if it's not an owl, I suppose I can take a look. It's an owl! Daniella? Daniella, where's Daniella? (Daniella imitates owl) Who's there? (hollers)
(kids scream) (screams) You're animals! You animals!
(kids scream) I'm afraid! I told you I was afraid of owls! (ranting) (screams) (kids screaming) Oh! Sons of bitches! (hollering) (screaming) You lied to me! You lied! This was supposed to be my safe place! (screaming) No! (grunting and yelling) (growling) (yelling) - Uh, my favorite sketch from
back in the day College Humor is Hottest Lesbian Kiss Ever. Murph wrote it, and it
is the perfect sketch. Yeah, it's two lesbians
kissing like at a frat party. That kinda stuff happens
to you when you're gay, like, all the time. People fetishize you, so it would be funny if those same people who were like, "It's so hot
that you made made out," watched me, like, get married. One time a guy offered to buy me and my girlfriend's groceries. That's crazy. We did it, (chuckles) obviously. Don't go to Trader Joe's on Hyperion. (chuckles) That's where the freaks are at. (laughs) Yeah, all that kinda stuff is crazy, so it's the perfect sketch. - Six beers, two shots, and a Jagerbomb. - I don't care. - Check it out, check
it out. Lesbians, bro. Oh! - Yes, dude, they are so hot! (grunting)
- Yes! - Those girls kissed!
- Yes! - They're going all the way. - Yo, this is more than
just a hookup, bro. That conversation is crazy intimate! - Oh man, I gotta record this, all right? My boys are never gonna
believe I saw two human beings connect on this level. - Yo, you can tell they
find each other attractive outside of the male standard for beauty. - No way! They're meeting each other's families! - Ohh! (laughing)
- Nice, dude! - Everyone seems to be getting along. - They're happy that their
daughters are happy, bro! - They just started dating, and they're already moving in together! - Snap! One of their dads
is gonna cosign the lease! - Yo, he's so open-minded,
it's so bangin'. - Yo, that is a crazy commitment,
but not as serious as-- - [Guys] Holy shit! Holy shit! - Girl-on-girl matrimony! - This is going on the internet! Hashtag shattering barriers. - Yo, dude, love knows no-- dude. Dude! They adopted, man! - [Purple Shirt] What? - That little girl is mad blessed to have two strong women in her life. - Yo, she's gonna find
out that gender roles are a relic of the patriarchy. - You know, it's so sweet how they still find time for each other even after the kids! - 'Cause they're soulmates, dude. It's so hot! - Damn. Little Abigail's
already going to college? What? - Study hard. - It's like she was just
born a few seconds ago. - Ahh. (gasps) Oh no! One of their moms passed away! (sniffles) It's a good
thing she has a rock! - Yo, she'll be strong
enough for the both of them. - Dag, yo, look at all the grandchildren! - [Plaid Shirt] Those are
some proud ass matriarchs. - Time has come full circle, bros. - She will die as she lived. With love by her side. (emotional piano music)
(heart monitor flat lines) - Dudes, there is a dead
old lady in our frat house. - Yo, we're so screwed. - Yo, no one's gonna
believe what happened! - I gotta go! - So one of my favorite
College Humor videos from back in the day is The Guy Who is Definitely
not Keeping Your Secret. This one stars Pat, who also wrote it, Emily, and Zac are also in it. Zac's secret is that he's bald and he's been wearing
a wig this whole time. Emily and Pat have, like,
a very funny exchange. But the whole time that
they're having that exchange, Zac is presumably in the
bathroom fixing his wig, but when he comes out,
it's totally sideways, and he just looks ridiculous. That's one of my favorites from before I got here. (toilet flushes) - Zac, when are you gonna
stop living this lie? (dramatic music) There you are. The real Zac. - Wait, why were you in the men's room? - Doesn't matter, the point is, I saw Zac, and-- Zac wears a wig. - What? Oh my God, that's really
good gossip, Emily. - I know, but we have to keep it a secret, because if he finds out
that I betrayed his trust, it'll ruin our friendship. - Got it. - So like don't tell anyone. - Why would I tell anyone? - I don't know, because it's interesting? Just don't, okay? - Who would I tell? - Mike, Sam, Siobhan, Murph-- Pat, are you going to tell someone? - Those guys probably know anyway. - Okay, see, when you say that, it really makes me think that
you're gonna tell someone. - Hey, hey, hey. Did I say that? - No, but you're being very cavalier about something I just confided in you. Can you just say in no uncertain terms that you will not tell anyone? - Emily, I will not even see those guys again today, so it's kind of a moot point. - Okay, it's not a moot point! It's not a moot point. - I'm not saying I'm gonna tell anyone, but if I did, nobody would care. You get that, right? - I am begging you, can
you please just promise me that you will respect my wishes? - Oh, I have to promise you? Why? 'Cause you don't trust me? - Of course I trust you, I just really value my
friendship with Zac, and I don't want something
that could compromise-- what the fuck? (gasps) Oh my God, have you been recording
this entire conversation? - It's just to have, I'm
not gonna show it to anyone. It's just to have. - What does that mean? - It's just so I can have it. - Patrick, repeat after me. I will not--
- Almost not even a secret. - Tell anyone--
- Why do you care so much? - What Emily told me? - So if someone asks,
I have to lie to them? You're asking me to be a liar
now for the rest of my life? - I'm not asking you to be a liar. (cross-talking) I'm not asking you be a liar-- - Are you two okay? What're you guys talking about? - Hey, Zac. Um, certainly nothing concerning you. (chuckles) - Pat, you agree with that, I take it? - Um, no, Zac, I'm afraid we
were talking about you. And how lucky you are to
have a friend like Emily. - Speaking of Emily, she
took the foulest shit I've ever smelled earlier. (chuckles) Oh, sorry, was that a secret? - You bald motherfucker. - I'm not bald! (whacking)
(grunting) - So my favorite College Humor sketch from back in the day is
an episode of Troopers called Gun Privileges, and I have that gun right here. This thing is so perfectly
suited for the world of Troopers, where it's futuristic looking, but it's clearly an awful, bad future. This thing is so, so heavy. It's just made of old parts. Uh, the handle's like a gas pump handle. There's a touch tone keypad on the side. That's some of the careful art design that goes into our videos. Troopers is one of my favorite
series that we've ever done, and I think this episode in particular shows you some of the really
good things about that series. You've got great performances
with really, like, snappy, naturalistic acting, um, really tight dialog, fast cutaways to really big moments, explosions, and people dying, and Aubrey Plaza's in it, which is lovely. It's a really fun series and
it's a really fun episode, and if you haven't seen it
before, I hope you enjoy it. (hollow pulsing) (humming) - [Console Trooper] (gasps)
They gave us our gun back! - Yes!
- Lemme see, lemme see-- - [Gun trooper] Hey, no, no. - Rich, I can--
- Larry, no, no! - [Rich] You're the
reason they took it away in the first place. - [Larry] Huh. Doesn't sound like me. - [Boss] So we'll be returning
your station's firearm on a probationary basis.
- Oh-ho-ho! - [Larry] My God! Rich, we got our gun back! Yeah, I'm gonna live forever! Woo! (gun blasts) Forever. (gun blasts) Come on, Rich, it was one time. - [Rich] (scoffs) Oh, one time? Really, what about the, uh,
what about the princess? - [Larry] She seduced me! (pants) Hey princess, wanna see my gun? - Okay. - [Larry] God, she wanted me. - [Rich] She killed like 10 of our guards. - [Larry] So in love, you know? - [Rich] And wounded another 25. - [Larry] They say when
you meet a soulmate, you just, you just know. - [Rich] We had that, what? Two months worth of funerals? - [Larry] Ahh, she makes me feel so alive. - [Rich] She made a lot
of other people feel dead. - [Larry] You know what? You're
not so perfect either, dude. (alarms blare) - [Rich] See? I told you
I could hit that window! Now pay up! - [Larry] You know, at
first I didn't believe you, but now I do! Oh, no, the money. (screaming) - [Rich] Man, we've lost
our gun privileges a lot. - [Larry] Yeah, like 22, or-- was it 23 times maybe? - [Rich] Yeah, 23 times. Still, shooting a hole in a window is not nearly as bad as
just giving to the princess. - [Larry] You already brought that up. - [Rich] No, no, I mean
the second time you did it. - [Larry] Ahh. Okay, princess, I've taken some completely
voluntary precautions, (chuckles) and there'
no way you're gonna take this gun again. - Really? - [Larry] No way. - Really? - [Larry] Not happenin'. - Really? - [Larry] Nope. - Really? - [Larry] Not gonna-- Ahh. Oh yeah, like I'm so bad. Like, fuck me, fuck Larry! - [Rich] Yeah, fuck you! - [Larry] I'm so bad. Look at Chase! - [Chase] So yeah, our armor? Completely laser proof. Give it a shot. - [Rich] Ah, really?
It doesn't sound right. - [Chase] Don't be a puss,
shoot me in the stomach! I think I hear a puss! - [Rich] Okay, okay, all
right, fine, here we go. - [Chase] Meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow-- (gun blasts) - [Larry] Try me. See? We've both screwed up. So let's promise each other to
take better care of the gun. Agreed?
- Agreed. - Ageed. - [Larry] Ahh- - Oh, wait, hold on, I can remember this. Hold on one second, give me a moment. ♪ I don't wanna piss on every
superficial issue with you ♪ ♪ And rip you apart like tissue ♪ ♪ I mean, it's easy to dis you ♪ ♪ Your father was a highly
accomplished gynecologist ♪ ♪ From a family of
doctors so it's obvious ♪ ♪ The problem is that
you got into comedy ♪ - Uh, and now you're just a waste of-- your mom is worried 'cause
you're just a waste of space-- fuckin' soup, no wait-- you simplistic solipsistic pile of shit. - Hi, it's Mike Trapp from College Humor. Click here to subscribe, click here for more fun things, and send help to keep me from sinking. Please. Please help. Please help.
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