CLEVER COMEBACKS #14

oh weirdo why do you like my pick from 2017 oh i'm not weird you just haven't looked good in a while that's good that's a good response hey everyone my name is jake and welcome to clever comebacks where we're gonna be looking at comebacks which are clever you know you say something someone responds with a comeback and then you just sat there because you can't really reply because it's a clever comeback and yeah you get destroyed enjoy the day my husband asks me to pay harbs on rent is the day i pack my bags and go where you can't even afford a half rentme which is true like you can pay your bags but you're gonna be living on the street or something you don't know you're not a doctor uh actually i do know that i'm not a doctor punctuation is important guys you don't know you're not a doctor it's very different to you don't know you're not a doctor ask reddit how is the uk viewed by the rest of the world uh the uk is the largest supplier of independence days to countries around the world yeah we did own you but no longer own you and yeah we kind of have like a tiny island now open the schools yeah uh-huh because you need to learn how to read a graph is that what it is i like how they blurred the names but everyone knows who this is let's be honest ah my bad dude i'm 15. age is never an excuse to be uneducated so what is yours like you seem to be old enough why are you so uneducated i'm pretty sure age is like one of the best reasons to be uneducated you know because you learn over time that's kind of a thing jake paul probably telling people about how he got raided or something the fbi doesn't read your home for a non-social distancing party wonder what they were looking for i think they were searching for his personality oh you're gonna need a real extensive raid for that one after four months of social distancing i feel like jack in the shining could have kept it together a little better he had three people to talk to and a huge house with lots of ghost friends yeah like come on you weren't in there for that long look how long we've been in zafar teaching online sucks but you know what would suck worse every year book in the country having a page dedicated to the teachers and students who died of covid i mean it's not a comeback but it's a good point right yeah you don't want that in the 1950s one of the journalists criticized marilyn monroe saying that she's only beautiful because of her fancy dresses and clothes then she did this photo shoot wearing a potato sack as a response i bet that potato company was well happy they got loads of publicity ha ha let's go racing car with trump 2020 on the back you don't get more american than that and oh uh yeah it kind of it kind of it kind of crashed i think that the employee you're just having too much fun uh employee is singular r is plural subject verb agreement and you singular uh-huh you're nervous i totally understand if if the first person was being awful and they responded with well you're being awful but your grammar is awful haha then it's like oh that's the clever comeback but when you do it to some random person who's just trying to comment probably doesn't speak english that good you deserve to be roasted like that yeah rip to them but i would survive that i'm just built different yeah you're probably right cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast so you should be fine for a shockwave too who writes that stuff like oh i would survive that like no you wouldn't probably all right wait this is a long one let me get a breath i was a teacher i tried to help our school get out of the teachers union i was followed and threatened by males and females needless to say we never got out of the union it's a money scam that is run by the democratic party and i'm talking about michigan so you're a teacher and that's how you construct a sentence that thing ran farther in a short time than usain bolt has ever managed ah i wish he would stop tweeting so much too real celebs don't just sit here and tweet memes all day damn damn if only there was a way you could unfollow me like if only twitter would provide us with a button where we can no longer keep up with an individual like if possibly there was a way we could no longer receive updates on someone's life through their tweets hmm little nice x i i don't know i really wish they made that as well four foot eleven huh ugh try again not the icebreaker you want to go with do better well keep being a little witch and i'm going to come over and hide all your stuff on the top of the refrigerator how about that huh if you open up with oh try again i'm not trying again ever ever in a million years not happening amazon prime video india says glad to announce that we are the number one ott platform in india and netflix india replies quit lying one is not a prime number they're not wrong they're not wrong though dan bolzarian says i finished my book 360 pages in 57 days it took me 15 hours a day with one day off i only smoked weed three times and i went 10 days without sex wow it took you two months to read a book lol i think he wrote one but it probably took him two months to read one as well what's the biggest mistake you've ever made in bet uh my son she imagine that was his son actually writing the post and he replies with that tech chat 69. how much do you love me well look at the stars and count them that's how much i love you but it's morning uh-huh yeah i didn't stutter this was said to an eco-friendly gum company better idea don't make chewing gum at all it's utterly pointless and causes more problems than it's worth wow thanks for the constructive feedback we'll go and live in a cave now too to avoid all pointless activities this older guy was showing off a speed loader for pistols and mouth comments i actually just discovered this incredible new speed loader that's been introduced to the market maybe a month month and a half ago it's called the human hand you see it it gives you really easy access to the magazine and rounds it's really simple to use and is about as twice as fast as a wooden plate with grooves cut into it it's crazy how fast you can load an entire magazine with little practice and the original poster replies wow your channel is appropriately named i lost my right arm as a kid now at 60 plus i build equipment that helps physically challenge people retain as much independence as possible get back to me when you can load nine millimeter mags faster with one hand mouth ah kids nowadays don't know nothing about these a psp a ds and a game boy uh yeah because that's how time works it's like who cares like yeah they were the best things that you had as a kid now they have the best things that are available why do you care this is what kenyon martin said about jeremy lin do i need to remind this boy that his last name lin martin said with the sarcastic face and tone like come on man let's stop it with these people there is no way possible he would have made it on one of our teams with that bs on his head come on man somebody needs to tell him like alright bro we get it you want to be black like we get it but your last name is lin and then lin responds hey man it's all good you don't have to like my hair and definitely entitled to your opinion actually i legit grateful you sharing it to be honest at the end of the day i appreciate that i have dreads and you have chinese tattoos because i think it's a sign of respect and i think as minorities the more we appreciate each other's cultures the more we influence mainstream society thanks for everything you did for the neds and hoops had your poster up on my wall growing up oh you see that right there is like the ultimate comeback because you killed him with kindness like he can't respond and say anything because the guy was so nice this guy seems so nice if any of you here are thinking of getting married considering the following before you do on the one hand you get to wear a pretty cool ring on the other hand you don't you get it because you were yeah um i don't get it what's stopping me from wearing a ring on both ah probably your sense of humor like come on he literally posted a joke it's a joke breaking news jake paul's home being searched by fbi and warren issued what did they hope to find his brain uh they'd have a better chance finding atlantis at his house it ain't gonna happen let's be honest exactly a year ago i was pushed out of a job i loved by a recently hired supervisor that was insecure about my relationship with his bosses i received several texts from former co-workers today exactly a year later telling me that he was fired below is what i texted my former supervisor ah here you go bro division of unemployment insurance how to apply for unemployment insurance benefits i really hope you you have a much better job now if that's actually what he did that's so scary monica says that was all happening a few years ago already and yes it was in mecca you guys don't realize what is happening behind the scene they are trying to overtake our religion we don't need this type of cruelty and we don't want our kids to watch that either your face is 90 forehead you're worried about the wrong take over monica i love that you're worried about the wrong memes like they're so good ugh i hate people like this if i ain't answering leave me alone miss call from someone and then a text are you at home i'm about to stop by your house you told me you was gonna come with me today and you're not coming can you at least answer me like i'm busy i'm not coming or text or you could grow up and just say you don't want to go yeah like if you ghost or ignore just just why like just say oh no sorry i can't thank you that's that's better ah why am i unlucky on every giveaway at dbrand well cheer up you still have 90 more chances to lose yeah you still have 90 more chances to like the video and click on screen and watch another one actually you have infinite chances but 90 sounds like a cool number and i don't think people are going to get to like 90. so nine chances you got this

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 217,567

Rating: 4.963244 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: 5lLu2eKta4o

Length: 11min 30sec (690 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 11 2020