>> ALL RIGHT, WELCOME TO KHAL'S
DROGOS GHOST DOJO, WHERE WE TALK TO SOME OF THE HUNDREDS OF "GAME
OF THRONES" CHARACTERS WHO HAVE BEEN KILLED OFF THE SHOW.
I AM ZERBO, BLOODWRITER TO THE GREAT CARL HIMSELF.
CARL, HOW ARE YOU FEELING TONIGHT?
>> MM. >> ALL RIGHT.
SO, CARL IS NOT THE BIGGEST TALKER BUT HE'S A COOL DUDE WHEN
YOU GET TO KNOW HIM. DO YOU GOT ANY FUN PLANS FOR THE
WEEKEND, KARL? [ SPEAKING UNINTELLIGIBLY ]
>> COOL. CO, CO, CO, CO, COOL.
VERY STILL. VERY COOL.
YOU MIND CLOSING YOUR LEGS A LITTLE BIT THERE, KARL?
EVER HEARD OF THE TERM MAN SPREADING?
YOU NEVER KNOW HOW FAST THEY'LL KILL OFF A CHARACTER!
AND I'M BACK. REVIVED BY A WITCH.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S START THE SHOW AND MEET
OUR FIRST GHOST. HE SACRIFICED HIS LIFE TO SAVE
BRANDON MIRA. PLEASE WELCOME, HODOR!
♪♪♪ >> HODOR.
WHAT'D YOU DO? HODOR.
WHY? WHAT'D YOU DO?
HODOR. >> OKAY, THAT WAS GREAT.
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY, HODOR. REALLY GLAD THAT WE GOT YOU TWO
TOGETHER. HEY, WOULD YOU MIND HOLDING THE
DOOR FOR OUR NEXT GUEST? >> HOLD THE DOOR?
HOLD THE DOOR! HOLD THE DOOR!
HODOR! >> THANKS, HODOR.
>> YEAH, PLEASE, NO TROUBLE AT ALL.
NO TROUBLE. >> ALL RIGHT.
OUR NEXT GUEST WAS A RELIGIOUS ZEALOT WHO LED THE FACE OF THE
SEPTON UNTIL HE GOT EXPLODED. PLEASE WELCOME THE HIGH SPARROW.
>> SHAME, SHAME. I'M JUST PLAYING.
>> I'M GLAD. ALL THE TIME AND NEVER HAD SEX.
FOR REAL. >> AND WE ENDED UP IN THE SAME
HEAVEN! IT ALMOST MAKES YOU QUESTION
RELIGION. >> WELL, HEY, YOU RAN THAT WHOLE
TEAM. >> YOU NO LIKE TEAM?
>> YOU RUINED MY POTATO SACK! >> WOW.
OKAY. I ACTUALLY NEED TO SAVE A LITTLE
BIT OF THAT MOLTEN GOLD TO MAKE A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET, BUT NO
WORRIES, I GUESS. >> THERE IS DANGER.
WHERE ARE THE STARK CHILDREN? ARYA, SANSA, THE CRIPPLE IN THE
SLED. >> WAIT, BRIENNE OF TARTH?
ARE YOU EVEN DEAD? I MEAN, THE SHOW'S BEEN OUT FOR
SO LONG, I'M HONESTLY ASKING. >> I HAVE SWORN A BLOOD OATH TO
FIND AND PROTECT THE STAR CHILDREN WHEREVER THEY MAY BE.
[ SPEAKING UNINTELLIGIBLY ] >> MAN, WOW, YOU HAVE A LOT TO
LEARN ABOUT IDENTITY POLITICS. .
>> YOU'RE RIGHT. KHAL NEEDS TO LEARN FROM KHAL'S
MISTAKES OR KHAL NEVER WINS OSCAR.
KHAL NEVER HOLDS OSCAR. >> WOW, WHAT A TEACHABLE MOMENT,
YEAH. NOW A QUICK WORD FROM OUR
SPONSORS. >> KHAL DROGO'S GHOST DOJO IS
BROUGHT TO YOU BY LITTLE BEARD TWISTIES.
WANT TO KEEP YOUR BEARD NEAT BUT STILL LOOSE AND CRAZY?
LITTLE BEARD TWISTIES. AND REMEMBER THE RED WEDDING?
WELL, THAT VENUE IS NOW OPEN FOR YOUR WEDDING.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF IT HAPPENING TWICE?
WE'VE CLEANED UP ALMOST ALL OF THE BLOOD AND HIRED A NEW
WEDDING PLANNER. DOTHRAKI WARDROBE PROVIDED BY
DEAD HORSES. WHEN A HORSE DIES, YOU WIN.
AND IF YOU LIKE ELF ON A SHELF, GET READY FOR KHAL ON THE WALL.
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY AND HE'LL KILL YOU.
>> OKAY, WE ARE BACK. KHAL IS JUST EATING RIBS, WHICH
MEANS IT'S TIME FOR OUR FINAL GUEST.
HE'S THE WORST AND EVERYONE'S GLAD HE'S DEAD.
PLEASE WELCOME, KING JOFFREY! ♪♪♪
>> GO AHEAD AND BOO ME. I LOVE IT.
YOU'RE ALL JUST MAD YOU'RE NOT ME.
BUT CATCH ME OUTSIDE! I SAID CATCH ME OUTSIDE!
>> MAN, YOU ARE JUST DESPISED. >> THEY THINK THEY CANNOT
HANDLE ALL OF THIS. I FEED OFF THE HATERS.
>> ALL RIGHT, NOW, JOFFREY, YOU WERE POISONED TO DEATH, CORRECT?
>> HUH, WHATEVER. >> WELL, WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT
THE WOMAN WHO POISONED YOU IS HERE TONIGHT?
OLENNA TYRELL, GET OUT HERE! >> OH, I KNOW YOU!
>> I'M ABOUT TO KILL YOU AGAIN JUST TO [ BLEEP ], [ BLEEP ],
[ BLEEP ]. >> LET'S BREAK IT UP!
LET'S BREAK IT UP. >> LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE WILL SEE THE RESULTS OF OUR BIG MAKEOVER.
HERE'S WHAT OBERYN MARTELL LOOKED LIKE AFTER THE MOUNTAIN
GOUGED OUT HIS EYES AND CRUSHED HIS SKULL.
AND HERE'S WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE NOW.
♪♪♪ THAT'S RIGHT.
RIGHT HERE ON KHAL DROGO'S GHOST DOJO!
>> AND, HEY, STAY TUNED AFTER THE SHOW FOR "TALKING DOJO,"
WHERE WE DISSECT EVERYTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED IN THE GHOST DOJO.
♪♪♪ >> NO MORE AFTER SHOWS!
>> BEST TIP EVER!
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