Gemma & Ricky - SNL

>>> WELL, GENE, I HAVE TO HAND IT TO YOU. THIS ISN'T ALL GROSS. BOBBY FLAY'S STEAK HOUSE? FANCY. >> AND HE'S YOUR CELEBRITY HALL PASS. >> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT. >> I'M NOT JUDGING. MINE IS MILA KUNIS AS MEG FROM "FAMILY GUY". >> FAIR ENOUGH, MISTER. >> OH, MY GOD, GENE. OF COURSE MY BEST BRO GENE IS GETTING HOT PUBLIC ACTION. >> EXCUSE ME? >> DON'T BE SELFISH. TAG YOUR BOY IN. >> I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE. 'M GEMMA. >> I'M SORRY. WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? >> ME, RICKY DIMES. WE MET IN THAT MALE BODY ACCEPTANCE WORKSHOP. >> OH, RIGHT. >> WHAT'S A MALE BODY ACCEPTANCE WORKSHOP? >> I HAD TO LOOK AT YOUR HUSBAND'S JUNK AND TELL HIM WHAT I FOUND BEAUTIFUL ABOUT IT. >> I'M GEMMA. >> SCOOT OVER. WE HAVE TO CATCH UP. >> WE'RE TRYING TO DO A DATE NIGHT. >> THEN YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT WHEN YOU HEAR WHAT I DO. I'M A ROCK AND ROLL MENTALIST. THAT MEANS I DO, LIKE, MAGIC TO ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC. THIS IS GEMMA. >> I'M BRITISH. >> HOW GREAT IS THE ACCENT? SHE SOUNDS LIKE A GPS. GOEN OH. DO IT. >> RECALCULATING, RECALCULATING. >> OH, OH. SO -- >> HOW DID WE MEET? >> AT THE PLASTIC SURGEON'S. WE WERE BOTH GETTING OUR TITS DONE. >> I NEED GOOD CLEAVAGE FOR MAGIC SHOWS. >> YOU DO? >> FEEL. FEELS REAL, RIGHT? BUT IT'S NOT. I PAID FOR IT. NOW FEEL HERS. FEELS REAL, TOO, RIGHT? >> MINE'S NOT PAID FOR YET. STILL HAVE A BALANCE. I MIGHT HAVE TO GET THEM BACK. I'M THINKING OF DOING KICKSTARTER. CAN I COUNT ON YOU? EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS. >> I GUESS WE COULD CHIP IN A LITTLE BIT. >> GENE! >> WANT TO SEE A TRICK? >> NOT REALLY. >> MAGIC! MAGIC! DO A TRICK, BABE. >> IT'S NOT A TRICK. IT'S AN ILLUSION. OKAY. PICK A CARD, ANY CARD. >> ALL RIGHT. >> PUT IT BACK IN THE DECK. >> OKAY. >> DON'T SHOW ME. >> OKAY. >> PUT THE DECK IN YOUR MOUTH. NOW, GENE, CONFIRM THAT THIS IS A REAL GUN. >> YEAH. IT'S A REAL GUN, FULLY LOADED. >> GIVE IT TO GEMMA. >> AM I GOING TO GET SHOT? >> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET SHOT. IT'S A TRICK. >> I'M PUTTING A NAPKIN ON MY HEAD, RIGHT? I CAN'T SEE NOTHING. HERE WE GO. ONE, TWO -- >> YOU'RE AIMING AT ME. ONE FOOT TO THE LEFT. >> OH, OKAY. >> IT'S A TRICK, HONEY. >> EXCUSE ME. YOU CAN'T HAVE GUNS IN HERE. >> IT'S A MAGIC TRICK. >> I HAVE TO TAKE IT UP FRONT. >> DUDE, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ILLUSION. WOULD YOU TREAT CRIS ANGEL THIS WAY? >> WHO? >> OH, MY GOD. WHAT A DUMB DORK. YOU DON'T KNOW WHO CRIS ANGEL IS? SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE A DUMB DORK, DUDE. >> CAN I TAKE THE NAPKIN OFF MY HEAD NOW? >> MAGIC'S OVER. I'M SORRY, GEMMA CAN SHOOT YOUR WIFE OUTSIDE. >> IT'S BEEN A LONG NIGHT. >> DON'T LET THAT DORK RUIN MY FUN. MY GIRL IS A SINGER. SING YOUR SONG. >> IT'S CALLED "MAGIC." GIVE ME A BEAT. ♪♪♪ ♪ D.J. ROCKED BUT HE FAILED ON THE DANCE FLOOR ♪ ♪ HARRY POTTER THINK HE'S GOT A ♪ ♪ FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, POOF SHE'S GONE ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> IF YOU WERE TRYING TO GET THE WHOLE TABLE HARD AS ROCKS, YOU SUCCEEDED. I KNOW GENE IS HARD. I CAN TELL BY HOW HE'S SQUIGGLING IN HIS SEAT. >> WHO'S SQUIGGLING? NOT ME. >> YOU ARE. YOU'RE REARRANGING SOMETHING. >> CAN'T YOU JUST APPRECIATE IT CAN STILL HAPPEN? >> I GUESS SO. >> OH, THEY'RE IN LOVE AGAIN OVER MY SONG. FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, HOOK. ♪ SHE'S GONE ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 4,428,737

Rating: 4.888495 out of 5

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, Season 42, Episode 1709, Benedict Cumberbatch, Ricky Diamonds, Cecily Strong, Vanessa Bayer, Kenan Thompson, Gemma, ricky, girlfriend, couple, crash, bobby flay, mila kunis, family guy, atlantic city, date, diamond, cleavage, boob, job, kickstarter, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, episode 5, Sherlock, Dr. Strange, Doctor Strange, Gemma & Ricky, date night, dating, Atlantic City

Id: b4yNa9rNJ48

Length: 4min 35sec (275 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 21 2017

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