Cheddar Rolls

hey welcome to Red Lobster can I get you something to drink oh yes yes I would just like some water okay great and are you ready to order oh yes I am here for the Red Lobster cheddar rollers the cheddar rolls yes the Red Lobster cheddar rolls right don't worry about that because they actually come free with an order so excellent was there something else I'm sorry did you need a minute to decide I can come back decide what what you'd like to eat some cheddar rolls and water okay right to drink but what entree would you like to order well I'm not gonna have any other room for anything else thanks sir I just can't bring out cheddar rolls in water well by not because they only come with an order so they're not free then no no they are free when you order an entree um well okay I will have then an order of entree cheddar rolls with a side of cheddar rolls on the side on the side listen you can only get the cheddar rolls if you order something else an entree well that seems ridiculous we both know that the best thing on your menu by far okay we have plenty of other good entrees on the menu right name one well the crispy crab platter is great okay what's your favorite part about that the sauces are delicious the sauces okay yeah do you charge extra for the sauce no no not at all you can have as much sauce as you want okay well then I will have an order of sauce entree with a side of to the rules and water okay you can't order a sauce entree why not because it's a sauce not an entree just said it was the best thing on the menu what I said very well I take it water soup isn't on the menu no it's not how about the splendor sampler no the ketchup krispies that is a ketchup crispy listen sir I am willing to dip you 1,000% if you bring me some cheddar rose listen sir 1000% of 0 is 0 come on mastiha manager I am the manager manager waiting tables okay we are short-staffed right now alias and customer service is lacking at best listen if you don't order something I'm gonna have to ask you to leave ok I'm fine fine oh I know my birthday is today so I will have my free birthday Sunday as an entree with a side of cheddar rolls and water okay no fine how about a dinner mint hmm fine fine fine whip me up a batch of kids crayons and toothpicks listen sir I am this close to kicking your hiney out of my restaurant I guess we really do see food differently don't you know it's really is my birthday and I just didn't want to be alone my girlfriend dumped me this week my family lives on the other side of the country and just didn't want to come out like this though sir that is awful I'm sorry I guess really the only free thing I was after was some free conversation but I understand you you can't give that to me there's them I'll be on my way so wait I get off my shift in 15 minutes okay if you stop doing that and wait for me I will give you all the free conversation you want you really mean it really I mean it really yeah hey thanks I just has been such a hard year now so you know actually have a coupon for a free entree

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 29,920

Rating: 4.9713602 out of 5

Keywords: byu, divine comedy, Red Lobster (Restaurant)

Id: R-Fr6MmJdh8

Length: 4min 48sec (288 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 11 2014