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ha ha hey Alex what are you doing here this isn't your musical oh it's not huh Oh believe it my first semester at BYU I couldn't be happier onna just leave me alone I'm dangerous you know it was so hard hiding my feminism when I was a child but now that I'm a BYU Elsa you gotta quit all that this isn't a story about figuring yourself out it's a story about finding love come on let's find you a man do you want to have a boyfriend come on let's double date I can see them on one knee you're near 20 you can't afford to wait you're not getting any younger a piece pretty up like food maybe skip the husband away on a don't you want an education at least about two words degree tall children rolling on the floor when you're 24 it is not so great to me but have you considered your by to go clock go away onna also please I'm trying to help you what's going on I just think there's more to life than getting married when you're a freshman you need to calm down stop talking crazy you're talking like our parents are Deb onna the aah are you those two super hot sisters from arendelle I I guess great we want you to be BYU si President and BYU vice president really why because everyone on BYU loves that really gentle kind hot look so that's us to achieve and you are I'm weselton I'm gonna be your campaign manager I'm gonna rise your ticket to glory I mean help you win because you're women and can't do it alone let's suppose Wow um misogyny aside I think we can be a force for a lot of good on this campus I mean think of the politics we can imagine yeah whatever here's some cabinet stuff we're gonna win it take the race gonna throw some flyers in your face got a plan for 8,000 parties love like it's rabies I mean must be why you without babies tuition money and not get cut I'll skip every class on campus cuz I'll be the new VP don't let them know so come out that's not a great place oh so many feelings oh hey whoa hey yo uh I recognize you from somewhere I don't I I pot oh yeah I know you your honor right you running for BYU s AVP yeah that's me if we met before no I uh my name is Hans you know it's kind of came to BYU to check out the tonsil hockey team what yeah uh I mean I was hoping I could volunteer for your sister's campaign oh that's fantastic do you think you're gonna make a great dad one day not likely I mean unless kids really like viven summer sales vacations Hey look I can't help but feeling like you're really into me oh I just thought that was the cougar eat sushi I had for lunch but it's a good queasy feeling you know it's crazy what we finish each other's family trees Nick no luck is over when you find someone so attractive but you were just meant to be for right now - no sash got to be lonely me more love isn't open to an open relationship would you like to noncommittally make out with me that's a great idea but I have a better one let's get married whoa the voter and we have to find out who won oh please ladies and gentlemen now for the moment you've all been waiting for our next v.y USA president the wickedly popular unforgettable miss adele dazeem apostasy I bet BYU with her womanly ways and liberal notions express it Oh off with her head Gnomeo girl you wanted a powerful women in office as if we just wanted a figurehead in office men always run the show wait what that's how women are being to be treated here I don't want any part of it the snow glows white on my mountain tonight not a sane man to be seen apparently a pantsuit is the worst there's ever been I will sit in the car and wait for you to open my door my wrists are fine as you can see you watching me misogynist society like disobey let's go I mean certainly why is Alex Boye here on the stage excuse me peasant have you seen an angry overly antagonistic blonde running around I lost her during a feminist rant Oh first I'm Christoph not peasant and second who is my sister Elsa she was finally teaching me something practical about how men actually suck and then we'll never mind she's my sister if she's wearing pants you know I haven't seen a girl like that since my days in Oregon cutting ice um however we are going up to campus and so if you want to kiss ride with us you're totally welcome does we refer to you and that janky sock on your hands yeah this is fun he's my best friend ever since my parents abandoned me you know we share everything hello are we sharing there's more care than I thought spend you haven't brushed your teeth in a while Otto this is all up I left this is honor hi I just got back from my mission I love tracking and teaching and the idea of warm hugs I like hugs to know I haven't been released yet letter of the law yeah he's newly returned literally came home like 20 seconds ago so uh he has no experience with women let him go nope not at all but sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine and imagine I'm hugging the girl of my dreams a mix of Meryl Streep and Chiquita will be grand when we're walking hand in hand really gallons and gallons of Froyo in summer hand will finish finals and wedding plans missions are great and marriages best but gabion dates and hockey oh happy husband's finally have an easy life watch my problems disappear and when I need my future wife I'll never shed a tear I can't wait to see what a breeze gate everything will go smoothly this inside that was a great song we've got to get out of here hey as long as we're going somewhere you want to go up to dinner I literally just met you yeah but it worked for Hans oh no this is my fhe family no singing right like we're not gonna you know come on no singing be a perfect characters nothing huh not Olaf ah yeah well he's cute you hesitated you know what he's right trolls rollout Oh literally I hate trolls more let's just get out of here while we still can yeah gladly huh Elsa what are you doing here we have to get you back to BYU si you're president people are expecting you expecting what it's BYU si hey come back here hey you want to see me doing branches movers up maybe later I thought we had an eternal bond I'm pretty sure I actually said the words non-committal make out dare you dislike me as a woman I won't ride your body down the street and hang you at brigham square do not beat yours oh look I did this to you I'm sorry it's not wrong to be what you want to be who wants a warm hug but I hate men I do I'm a FEMINIST oh I just got released and I'm looking for love you don't hate men you just hate Hans sometimes people are worth melting for but I'm so angry and if that's not feminism what is it incredibly righteous indignation palm sucks look it you don't have to be what I am you can be yourself just listen don't hate all men set your heart free me and Christophe could have some cute babies Hans is a tool and has mono get some juggling don't you I do wait never bothered us anyway

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 52,255

Rating: 4.8533144 out of 5

Keywords: byu, divine comedy, Parody (TV Genre), frozen, disney, Frozen Yogurt (Food)

Id: OVR3P6tTgSs

Length: 16min 59sec (1019 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 11 2014