Apples and Oranges

oh man my body has changed so much since I got married I am shaped like an apple hey morning beautiful yeah looks like you're cooking yeah breakfast will be ready in half an hour have some fruit if you're hungry all right will do okay is it me or do these apples seem chunkier than they used to be is it chunky it's an interesting word choice never heard anyone use the word chunky to describe an apple before it's just that they're getting like bulging weird places now it seems ballsy now lay off the apples honey it's not their fault they looked one way and now they've been genetically altered to look like apples no no no I'm not mad thank you for picking them up but it's just that it's kind of a turn-off to see something they used to look like this now look like this is Sicily is image everything to you well yeah I mean the outside is a complete reflection of what's on the inside you know what you see is what you get you know and no offense but I am seeing nothing appealing about Tess right now oh really well if you ever considered that the media wants us to think that the ideal Apple is young small as perfect skin it looks great in red again yep you need to understand that apples come in all shapes and sizes and they are all beautiful even the chunky ballsy ones honey what are you talking about Oh fine you want to play that game what about oranges huh oh they're fine I guess well I guess no one's ever told you what a struggle it is to get them to open up and they're only good for one or two things huh honey calm down how about they just orange up and take care of some of the household responsibilities and they'd be more valuable well you know what work is physical and I come home tired we're talk about fruit dear oh right well um I'm sure the oranges come home tired and the last thing they want to hear is nagging from the lumpy apples apparently they can't handle the pressure because they're weak okay newsflash oranges are sensitive and bruise easily they need to feel needed oranges will always be a squishy useless fruit and apples will only get chunkier oh oh um babe I am saying if that's how you feel about apples you can just go I babe apples are also the sweetest thing I've ever encountered they they give me life and support they sustain me they those apples are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen especially this Apple right here oranges aren't so bad themselves it's they contribute a lot to this family I'd be nothing without oranges oh honey I love apples I love oranges I really do I really do love apples I'll let the store checking some out the other day excuse me

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 30,999

Rating: 4.9583335 out of 5

Keywords: byu, divine comedy

Id: wLo_3XhANv8

Length: 3min 37sec (217 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 11 2014