Captain Marvel Pitch Meeting

[Music] so you have an Avengers commercial for me yes sir I do and this one's gonna be an origin story for Captain Marvel oh wow we've done a lot of origin stories how are we gonna keep this fresh by doing our normal origin story stuff but giving her memory loss so we can reveal it in little fragments oh that is slightly different plus we'll put this one in the 90s because you know so many people are dead yeah so Captain Marvel is part of this curry a lien Star Force crew okay but she's gonna slowly come to learn that she was a fighter pilot on earth it's gonna be fun for us to learn that with her no we're already gonna know oh we are yeah but we're gonna get to watch her figure it out you know much slower than us I guess that's exciting maybe so anyway Captain Marvel is in training with this Kree guy young Rob and he keeps telling her to stop being so emotional okay so she's like super emotional then she's gonna be mostly stoic the entire movie but people are gonna keep telling her to stop being emotional so what's her personality like though oh well sometimes she makes clever remarks and then does a little smirk like this oh that should be enough personality right I hope so cuz that's about it so what actually happens in the movie oh well these Creole Ian's are at war with these shape-shifting aliens called the Skrulls okay we're gonna meet this Skrull commander Talos and what's his deal oh well he's green and for some reason Australian Oh being inexplicably Australian is tight yeah and he's like taking the form of the director of shield or something so what happened to the old director unclear huh anyway so captain Marvel's gonna end up landing on Earth and the Skrulls are gonna chase her oh then at the same time she's trying to figure out her origin story so her and Nick Fury go see Maria Rambo who might have a past with her Oh Nick Fury that's fun that's gonna cost us so much in da je and Rambo is like yeah we were best friends and pilots together and it kind of sucks that you don't remember that does kind of suck and then Talos shows up oh no the Australian oh don't worry he's like hey we're good guys so please do a 180 on this immediately okay and she does and she does well when Rambo must be freaking out to find out that aliens exist she'll barely react to it huh yes you'll see a Skrull outside that's taking her form and playing with her daughter and she'll be like well that's kind of weird let's move on very considerate of her to not react so we could keep the story moving very considerate Wow so then Captain Marvel has to get ready to fight the Kree so she has to change her costume colors why does she need to do that so we can sell different versions of her toys I love you so much and she's a little panel on her arm that lets her do that for some reason so she lets Rambo's daughter pick the colors isn't the kid gonna have a hard time figuring out a lien graphic design technology not even a little bit oh and then we're gonna have these flashbacks from Captain Marvel's life where she's dealing with tough situations and mean guys oh we are yeah just this amazing montage where she gets knocked down but she gets up again you know they're never gonna keep her down Oh does she drink a whiskey drink and then a vodka drink and then a lager drink and then a cider drink what the hell are you talking about actually this is making me think we should put a bunch of 90s music in this thing yeah I guess we could but let's not overdo it no no let's overdo it oh okay yeah let's get real heavy-handed with it let's even play just a girl from no doubt during the final fight scene oh very unsubtle yes super on the nose it's gonna be great anyway so yeah then she's gonna have to fight the creek Wow is it gonna be difficult for her to take them on actually it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience oh really yeah she just kind of taps into her full power and you know becomes the most powerful hero we've ever seen what was her power set before that like photon blasts or something a very vague yeah kind of and what are her powers now oh just you know all of them well okay then we're also gonna kind of find out that she got her powers because of the tesseract remember that now our people that haven't seen the previous MCU films gonna understand what that is oh I don't know I'm just kidding we stopped caring about those people like five years ago okay yeah it was wondering why you brought them up anyway I think it sounds good but it could be more entertaining you know did I mention there's a cat you didn't yeah there's a cat named goose okay so you know there you go that makes everything more entertaining well I don't know that just having a cat show up automatically increases the entertainment factor sure it does check this out oh it's a kitty cat yeah see everything's more entertaining now oh wow what a great Davis turned out to be wait where were you keeping that anyway so this cat is actually a powerful alien oh that is interesting and he's gonna scratch Nick Fury and that's how he loses the eye I feel like that really undermines the badass nature of the character yeah but it's gonna be funny more important and so then Captain Marvel is gonna modify Fury's pager and be like only contact me in case of emergency oh okay and that's why he knew to call her at the end of infinity war exactly so that means that aliens invading New York was not an emergency yes not and a super sophisticated AI trying to take over the world wasn't an emergency either no both those situations were not a big deal apparently huh oh also Nick Fury finds out that her nickname was Avenger cuz there's a photo that says Carol Avenger Danvers okay and so that gives them an idea of a name for a new initiative he's working on and see where I'm going with this yeah yeah yeah yeah the Carroll initiative now the Avengers initiative oh right that makes more sense so yeah now fans are gonna finally know where that name came from we're fans wondering that no well okay then and so yeah that's about it well it sounds like a lot of fun I hope people don't get too mad why would people get mad because this character is a lady and the internet exists it's just a superhero movie I don't see how people could get upset about this hey guys it's Ryan here hope you like that pitch meeting there are over a hundred pitch meetings on the channel so check some of those out you'd also let me know in the comments section what other movies you'd like to see pitch meetings for don't forget to Like and subscribe and share on Twitter Facebook all all the stuff that helps out a lot as always check back soon for a new pitch buh bye

Channel: Screen Rant

Views: 3,448,408

Keywords: Captain marvel, brie larson, nick fury, samuel l jackson, marvel, mcu, skrulls, goose, kree, jude law, avengers, infinity war, endgame, cat, Pitch meeting, plot holes, how it all started, honest, everything wrong, Funny, super easy barely an inconvenience, ryan george, screen rant, screenrant

Id: r2BfC8VfsZw

Length: 5min 46sec (346 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 09 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/LadyManderly]

The director's fate wasn't unclear. They reveal it in a conversation near the end. He was tied up and hidden in his office.

[u/[deleted]]

This seems a little more than too accurate 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Southern_Blue]

This series is great. I don't mind it even if it picks apart my favorite movies. The Winter Soldier pitch meeting is hilarious and I love that movie.

[u/KyleHarris23]

“Cause this characters a lady and the internet exists” lmao

[u/RealPunyParker]

This video stopped being funny about half way through, and started being harshly accurate.

10/10.

Will upvote again.

[u/_batata_vada]

"Now fans are gonna finally know where that name came from!"

"Were fans wondering that?"

"...No."

[u/baron_a_mercure]

Imo this is better than cinemaCins... Change my mind... I just hope they don't start out stretching their videos to 10mins

[u/Hawkguy85]

[looks down at video]

[Watches video]

[Looks back up]

[u/mbe8819]

....the accuracy