- Wait I need to use my special weapon. - Whoa. - No, not your phone! (group screaming) - Ooooh I don't know. - Jabroni!
- Wait what? (laughing) (upbeat pop music) - Hey welcome back to the show! This is Stan versus The Internet. The show where we put
the super fan over here. - Hi I'm me! Hi I'm me! - It's Matt, The Beard Raub! - That's what they call me. - [Host] That's what they call him. - Legally my middle name. - Versus, of course, The Internet. The people who have the power of the entire worldwide
web at their fingertips. Today it is Sarah. - Hi! - [Host] Cat Claws Whittle. - Oh I didn't get my nails done so. - Don't look at them right now. - Wait why can't she be the Bearded and I can't be Cat Claws? I feel like I'm being discriminated. - We all know I'm the beard, I'm married to Claudio. - Sarah the Beard Whittle. - Of course it is Mania
weekend so we had to do it. This is the wrestling episode! (group cheers) So we're gonna put Matt to the test. - What makes you a Stan? - What makes me a Stan, Sarah? - Yeah, bitch. - Wow, Jesus. I guess we're smack talking this episode. - It just felt right. - I'm a huge wrestling fan. I have dragged everyone
here to at least one wrestling show and for
a brief period in time, I embarrassingly thought
I could be a wrestler. We don't need to show footage. - Show it! (intense rock music) - You know, I used to be a fan back in the day when Dwayne the Rock
Johnson was on the show. - Oh okay. - No one called him that then. - Da-Wang? - Da-Wang. That's what we called him because he is a mixed baby like me. - But that is why you have the Internet. Matt will get 30 seconds
to answer the question. If he does not get it
or if he gets it wrong, then Sarah here will be able to steal. With the power of the Internet. Are you ready to start? I, you know, I was born ready. - Okay, okay. - Yeah, I was born ready. I came out, I've been ready. - All right, first question. What is Brie Bella's
husband's famous chant? - Oh, he's all like
don't you do that Brie. No I'm kidding. All right so Brie Bella, I always get them
confused and this is bad. I'm a bad person. So Brie and other Bella. Other Bella's married to someone else. Brie Bella is married to Daniel Bryan. And Daniel Bryan's chant is yes, yes, yes! My answer is yes, yes! - Final answer? - Final answer yes, yes. - Yes! (group cheers) - How is that a catchphrase? It's just a word. - No you can, it's a catchphrase because the
fans can participate with it. You go, yes, yes, yes! - This is weird. - If you are in a stadium
full of people doing the yes chant, oh you will be so on board. It's so dope. - It's dope.
- Okay. - Yes! He's on the board! - Strong lead. - The Beard is on the Board. Next question. Name all three Mick Foley gimmicks. - Okay well we went to
a Halloween party once and I dressed like one of them, which was Mankind. So that's one. The other being Cactus Jack, and the third being Dude Love baby! These are easy. - I knew you were gonna get this 'cause you're a big Mankind fan. - I'm a big Mankind fan, love Mick Foley. - Did he get it correct? - Oh yeah, he totally got it correct. He super crushed that one. - Sarah, thanks for coming all the way out here today. I appreciate it. - All of these names
sound like energy drinks. What the fuck? - Dude Love? I'm sorry would you drink
something called Dude Love? - Maybe. - I would not drink
something called Dude Love. (laughing) That's really weird. - Well, it's 2020. Open your mind. - Okay you're right, I'm sorry. Love is love, I would drink Dude love. (Sarah laughing) - All right, I gave you some lobs. How about this one. Who are the longest reigning
tag team champs of all time at this current moment. - Of all time, that's a long time. - Since the dawn of time. - So. Aw man. I feel like it's a trick question because it's someone who's been around for a really long time. No wait! I feel like New Age Outlaws
had it for like 30 years. Does that count, does that
count, does that count? - Is that your final answer? - Yes Road Dog, Jesse
James, and Badass Billy Gun. Is that wrong? - Oh Matt. - Is it right? It's right, is it right? - It's not right. - No! - Are you ready, Sarah? You have 30 seconds to steal
and get the right answer. - Yes, yes, yes! I've got shoulder pads to extra emphasize. - Now you think it's a great catchphrase. (intense music) - Oh the struggle. - I hope you don't get it. She is terrible at
English and most grammar. - The New Day. - No way. No way, really? - New Day! (Sarah screaming) - I feel like this is a personal attack. Xavier, Big E. - I love those guys. Those guys are so nice. - Oh do you, Sarah, do you? - All right.
- Woods, I'm sorry. Sarah's on the board! (screams) Big point! - What the hell? - It's a new day, it's a new dawn. - All right, next question to redeem yourself. Name the four horse women. - The four horse women.
- Women. - [Both] Women. - It is Charlotte Flair
obviously 'cause you can't have a horse
anything without a Flair. Duh. It is Bayley, it is Sasha, I'm gonna say it, I think it was, cool. Becky Lynch, Sasha Banks, Bayley, Charlotte Flair. - Oh. You're correct! - I don't like what
you're doing to my heart. - I like being in this position. - Isn't it fun? - This is fun! - You get to do the fake. - I don't like the fake because last time you made it seem like I
was gonna win then lose. - But this will make you feel better. Watch this, watch this. - [Matt] Oh! What the? I don't get fucking cat ears? - This is your beard. - I don't, it just looks
like he's shit himself. - All right speaking of Wrestlemania. How many Wrestlemanias have there been, not including this year's? - Oh this is too easy
'cause this year's is. Just kick the table. This year's is Wrestlemania XXVVXMCVVVXV. - Do you know Greek? First of all it's Roman, you idiot. (girls laughing) This year I believe is 36, so I'm gonna say there
have been 35 Wrestlemanias. - Wow. - Is that right? - It's correct! (group cheering) - You are proving to be quite the Stan. - Don't call it Stan for nothin'. - What is one major change Roman Reigns has made to his appearance
in the past couple of years? - I don't, I don't look. I don't see people. - You don't see looks? - I don't see looks. That's such a weird question. - Is it though, is it weird
even for a Stan though? - Okay. - A true Stan. - Okay, hold on. I'm gonna say he got a hair cut. He still has long hair,
I think that's wrong. - He got a haircut? - No, I don't think he got
a haircut but what would I, what kind of a look would he change? He walks slightly more left than he does to the right. I don't know, I don't know! It's a weird question. It's a dumb question. - The Internet can steal now! - Wait, are you saying it's not a haircut? (intense music) - Okay so do I look up
what he used to look like? - Yeah, good luck.
- Versus now. - You know the search terms
is a real crucial thing for team Internet whether
they will get this or not. - [Matt] You gotta be a good Googler. - Because you can't just
write out a flat out sentence. That just doesn't work. You have to have the key words. Oh wait, this is crazy She's looking at Google Images but she doesn't know who's who. (yelling) - It's a slew of people. - Do you even have a guess? - I have a guess. I think I have a guess. I'm gonna go with context clues here. I'm gonna say that he got more tattoos? - Oh. I don't know if he got more tattoos. - Legally as a wrestler
you can't have tattoos. - I think that's a lie. (laughing) - That is incorrect! - Yes! - Aw man.
- That is a no pointer round. - Was it facial hair? - No, the answer is he
removed blue contacts and/or took off the bulletproof vest. - Oh 'cause he was in The Shield and then he wasn't in The Shield and they were a bunch
of bomb squaddy type. Okay. Glad you didn't get the point 'cause I'm still in the lead, baby! - No one got the round point so moving on. Who is the most electrifying
man in sports entertainment? Do you even need 30 seconds? - I do need 30 seconds. The answer is Shocky Danny Dingo. He's got electric powers. No, it's Dwayne the Rock Johnson! - Yes, it is in fact Dwayne the Rock Johnson. - Come on. - My guess was Shazam. - Gimme that. - Matt the Stan, the beard. Name the four women who have
been in a Men's Royal Rumble. - [Matt And Sarah] Oh. - Men's Royal Rumble. - Chyna, easy. Beth Phoenix? I don't know. I'm gonna say Chyna two
times and Beth Phoenix the other two times. Does that count, 'cause
those are the only two. - Are we allowed to give half points? - No! - No half points? - No! - Man I'd be such an easy
grader if I was a teacher. I'd be like you're trying! - I am! - Let's go to dinner and-- - Wait, why are you taking
your student to dinner? - Kids to dinner? (chains clank) - The Internet for the steal. - Does Doink the Clown
count, he's a clown. (intense music) - Interesting choice of words. (Sarah laughing) - I don't know this thing. History of men-- - Does Rose Gold really go with-- - Ah hah! Okay Nia Jax is one. - It's Nia Jax.
- Nia Jax. - You idiot.
- Is one. Standby for the other answers. - We need four, Internet. - I forgot Nia Jax and she got called-- - Chyna, Beth Phoenix
and Kharma with a KH! - [Matt] Oh! - Ding ding! - Dammit. Kharma who some might know
as welfare queen on Glow. - Yes, yes, yes! And you know Nia Jax. I know you know. - I know, I forgot. - Thank you, Bleacher Report. - You ready? Is your brain clear? - I don't even know how
many points she has. She has like eight hearts, do those count? - #MATTCANTCOUNT! - Matt, you still have
five and one with a beard. - [Matt] One that's shitting himself. - You're still up. All right, name one
character from Bray Wyatt's Firefly Fun House TV Show. - Oh man. And we shot with them too,
I should really know this but they're all like, sloppy squirrel and stuff like that. Wait I need to use my special weapon. - Whoa what?
- No not your phone! (intense music) (screams) - Oh I don't know. - Wait what? It didn't give you any powers? - No powers. I thought it was gonna work too. - Call a friend or
something with your cool-- - Yeah, I can summon the
ghost of Randy Savage. - The Internet, are you
ready for your 30 seconds? - We literally, we wrote a
script with them on the episode that they did with us. - He was talkin' to them,
he was talkin' to them. Okay, okay, okay, what do you want? What do you want? - Just name one character. - We'll do Ramblin' Rabbit. - Dammit! - What animal did Jake Roberts bring into the ring with him? - Oh you know what's actually funny? I don't know this because of wrestling, I know this because of someone here. - The name, wait what's the question? - Name the animal. - Oh okay, everyone knows
it's Jake the Ocelot Roberts. No, it's Jake The Snake Roberts. But bonus and this is
something that Damien has told me on more than one occasion. The snake's name is Damien and it's spelled the same way as Damien. - Damien's the snake? - Yeah, you wanna feel old? Jake the Snake Roberts is Damien. (laughing) Feel old yet? - You got the point. - I got the point! Thank you, Damien. Who would've thought Damien would've won. - The second Google thing that comes up is Damien the Snake dead. Did he die? - It's a snake and they
used to use him in the 70s. If he was alive he would
be some kind of god. - Wrestling star in
court over snake's death? This is dark! - Matt. - That's me. - Matt the Stan.
- Back in the game. - Matt the Beard. What is it called when you get
pranked or misled in the WWE? - Hmm, fired? (laughing) I wanna say, I wanna say it's a shoot? It's a shoot. Like he shot on him, that was a shoot. 'Cause the word these are
like inside baseball terms that you use when you're
talking about wrestling. Like a work is something that was planned, a shoot is something not planned that you decided to do on a whim. So a shoot. I'm gonna say a shoot. - A shoot is, ah shoot not correct. - Aw shoot dude! - Then what's the word? Shoot dude? Is it shoot dude? - Let's find out. When you're pranked or. - She's still googling Damien the snake. - I was really mourning it. Has anyone died in the WWE? - What are you looking at? - Why are you looking up deaths? She's on Reddit. - Joey Ryan's penis party? What the fuck is that. - What are you doing? That's a different thing. Give me the laptop, I'll look it up. - That's not how the show works. - No give me the laptop. - There's a clear line here that you are not allowed to cross. This is the Stan side. - I'm just gonna double down
on unexpected John Cena. - [John Cena Voiceover]
Are you sure about that? - Aw man I can't believe you unexpected John Cena him. That's not even a verb. - The answer is swerve. - Oh like a swerve. All right. That makes sense. It is something they say
and they have a show called swerve because it's a term
that, that makes sense. - Here's the last question. - Wait can we get a score check though? - This isn't a score check, but I'm gonna say it's
gonna double your score. - [Both] What? - Hell yeah. - I'm gonna say it's
gonna double your score. So Matt you could either win 12 to three-- - Or I could tie.
- Wait that's a 10? Oh, that's a six.
- Yeah, it's a six. - [Matt] You're numbers are all wrong. - [Sarah] #MATTCANTCOUNT. - You could either win 12 to
three or Sarah could tie it up. Clear your brain. - [Both] Only wrestling in this brain. - Name the original four horsemen. - You can't ask a bunch
of modern questions and then throw me something from the '80s. - Come on Stan. How long does your Stanship go? - Okay Rick Flair, "woo. Tully Blanchard. Don't do that, that's not making it easy. Tully Blanchard, Arn Anderson. Oh my god who's the fourth? Oh my god who's the fourth? Hold on, shut up, stop counting. Everyone stop yelling at me! It's Tully Blanchard,
Rick Flair, Arn Anderson. Ole Anderson. His brother. His brother, Ole Anderson. - You have to make it official. - Ole Anderson. - Sarah?
- Oh shit! - Just kidding that was the four! (Matt screaming) - The Stan gets it! - Yeah! - 12 for the Stan. - Whoa, I thought we were friends. Guys, the snake died. - Oh my god, not a thing. The face won! Yay! - Guys that was the wrestling episode of Stan versus The Internet. Let us know in the comments
who you wanna see in the hot seat next and what
sort of topics we should pick. There's a myriad of
things that we can Stan. - A myriad.
- Potatoes! - A myriad. - Who's the potato Stan? - Obviously me. - Maybe we should do a
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and I'm sorry Big E. - John Cena. - Drew Macintyre's winning Mania!
