Can I Survive Project Zomboid With All BROKEN BONES

this is craig and currently craig is having one of the worst days of his life matter of fact his life in general just kinda sucks not only did he have to resort to being a burglar to make ends meet but he also gotten a freak accident that has broken every single bone in his body in the middle of a zombie apocalypse i i i don't even know if we're gonna be able to survive it if we look at our uh health panel here that's our max amount of health that's all that we can have we could trip on a pebble and we will die horribly so yeah if we can survive until our fractures get healed that would be the best now i don't think i need to tell you about why this is bad for uh craig here for one he can't sneak two we're actually slower than the zombies the zombies will catch up to us and rip us apart in seconds flat three um our combat abilities are severely hindered because our bones are broken they are literally all broken we don't have a lot going for us right now and we're definitely gonna need these but the one thing that we do have is this beautiful watermelon that i'm going to eat right now don't ask me why there's a watermelon on the counter of a physician's area but there just is and it's pretty damn delicious so let's hobble our way upstairs open the door and see what we got cooking in here we will take some ice cream though that's pretty nice and the mug hello do you have anything good for me in this place maybe some pants i would love some pants there we go and uh i don't think i'm gonna be wearing this medical coat it lowers my combat speed modifier which is something that i need a lot so instead we're gonna be taking the tank top and last but not least we have the bathroom with absolutely nothing but a towel all right we have some basic supplies we have a basic weapon and now we must prepare for one of the most arduous and difficult tasks we have today we're gonna need to cross the street this is actually so screwed we could check out the neighbors as well but either way we're gonna have to cross that damn street oh god look at them never before in my life in project zomboid have i been scared of three zombies this is not good we are going so slow we are so slow but might as well be crawling at this point i mean we oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no ma'am i'm gonna need you to step back or at least take pity on me having every broken bone in my body i am in agony oh no this too this three okay no no no okay we're fine everything's cool everything's cool as a cucumber that's a bathroom don't want to be in here oh my god oh they're coming in they are coming in we gotta go we gotta go we gotta go like man we gotta scram hey uh i know every bone is broken in my body but do you think we could hop this two tile fence [Music] oh my god we're still agile we're still limber let's get into this goddamn house and see what they got in here let's shut the window close the curtains i am really trying not to oh no oh no oh no there's how we deal with this yeah ah ah get die please now the scary thing is is that if even if i do hit these zombies uh it actually hurts me so there could be a situation where i kick a zombie so hard i die we'll be having some strawberries and we'll be taking that orange soda and we're gonna enjoy ourselves damn it we've made it to the second house without much of a problem so let's shut these curtains i don't want to attract too much attention here oh look at that jacket hey i'll take that and we have some vitamins that'll be great to have anyways let's shut these last curtains sit down for a minute and let's just have a nice bottle of orange soda we've earned it all right i guess that that's more of like that's like a dr pepper but you know what we've earned it and i realized i forgot to turn on the tv yeah that is what it is now that i'm realizing oh we actually do have some uh some vhs tapes here okay that's beautiful how about we just you know i haven't really taken the time to take zomboid at a slow pace so how about we turn on the television or the volume and let's watch dying strike oh yeah this is my type of yeah now listen closely spiral an exploding shoe tie the laces so and throw it ain't that a kick in the head ain't that a kick in the head okay thanks for the memories anyways off to the next home though i should do some mild scouting before we go ahead with that crazy plan you know i would jump past that fence but i feel like i would fall and die all right this home so far so clear i don't see much in here all the they left some freaking stew on the stove hey hey what kind pasta that's actually uncooked so how about we throw these two into the oven turn that on and while we're going through the rest of this place we can save that for later i don't even know if this place is cleared out correctly so you know it's always good to stay on top of it hold on we got some eye makeup here and i think this definitely calls for some war paints yeah there we go we gotta get in the warrior spirit i'm not gonna let all these broken bones tear down my spirit and we burnt the stealing past okay that's fine as well oh where does one go i don't know i'm probably not gonna continue heading up there probably gonna head down here because that's where the rich people homes are yeah though my little kerfuffle earlier did leave that car unattended to so we might be able to hotwire that there is a very good reason why i took burglar for this run is all i'm saying yeah we still got it yeah we still got it as well we're in you know i'm also starting to realize that a a house alarm would kill me as well oh god how would i escape from that hold on we gotta we got a woodcraft vhs tape heck yeah this house kind of sucks i will take the knife though oh my god that's that's actually massive that kitchen knife game changing we can use that to make spears and fun fact spears and zomboid are also known as the um the crutch weapon which is something i need very much so pun intended oh my god there's a lot of zombies there hey guys okay that one of them sees me that's good that's good that's good we have to take him out one by one search and destroy come into my gill hole please don't bring friends i can't handle that okay let's let her in take her out oh my we are swinging so slow and perish nice easy peasy i will take that digital watch as well thank you very much and also i'll don't take a kentucky baseball cap heck yeah i will yeah there we could we just kind of look like a troubled youth whatever it works dammit which one of yous wants to go next huh come right on in if you dare okay i just realized if he get if he launches at me and i get scratched i am going to die this is a literal permadeath like one one shot one death series the stakes have never been higher okay you're up next lady come one come on eat my shorts nice we've killed three zombies so far that's really damn satisfying for what we've been working with and then there was one yeah oh yeah okay come on okay you know what curb stomps ain't that bad all right it's getting kind of late so i will be trying to hop into this home here oh [Music] frat party huh oh we got a porta disc as well i'll be taking that we can use that oh god okay this is about to oh oh we're leaving we are going i'm gonna turn around i'm gonna shut that window and we're gonna mosey on our way back over to where it's safe oh jesus push it to the limit crime they're catching on to you come on oh my god that's actually so many [Music] we gotta hold them off as long as possible oh my god they're at the front oh no please no no no stay down come on come on greg push it to the limits oh i hear so many behind me crawl turn around shut the window come on we're almost there man shut that door shut this door open this window or out to the neighbors slim faster damn it oh we are on borrowed time today but today is not the day we die today is the day we thrive we're safe uh though i will take some preemptive measures and i will be using this uh television and the share here to secure our uh safety i can't pick up that chair for some inexplicable reason that's okay we're gonna be using just a normal would it oh my god i just oh okay i i kind of got worried for a minute that being um over-encumbered would have killed me that could have been a very easy death but thank god there's a limit for being over encumbered all right good night everyone we can watch some tv yeah i realize we can't sleep because we're in so much pain oh my god the pain well we're ridiculously tired and we can sleep when we're ridiculously tired okay and let's catch some z's oh my god we can't sleep we're in so much pain we can't [ __ ] sleep i hear them outside all right let's just take some painkillers there we go painkillers are making a little bit of work please let me sleep for like an hour we we we physically can't sleep it's impossible for us to sleep okay maybe we can sleep on on on on on a real bed you know this is not good gang this is not good at all the best we can do is just sleep in small little increments and i just that just doesn't work okay well it's um it's morning oh what a beautiful night of rest that was oh what a beautiful day it is oh yeah those frat boys really want my blood let's hop the fence and skip away oh i could have scratched myself there that was very risky and we're back at square one let's go actually cortman medical is a is a no-go zone i really need those spears man i need a goddamn car as well okay one i can take care of if it's just one and when i mean take care of i mean in like the most pitiful way possible let's go craig miracle man champion of the people yeah eat that yeah dingus oh there's two there's two oh no that two just turned into four really fast hold on i have an idea oh come on come on craig okay okay okay we got a straight flock we're gonna grab that plank we're gonna use it to our advantage okay we're gonna need to be quick on this come on grab it grab it grab it grab it grab it grab it grab it we got it shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmy door flash nothing behind it get in close it okay now we turn this into a spear this is our only way of survival now spear acquired all right we're gonna um we're gonna feed around this way and we're gonna fight them this is the day that you shall rule for fighting craig bring it on oh my god both of them are together that's not good that's not good that's not good that's not good go faster you dingus please push we got both of them okay come on greg yeah [ __ ] is that all you got you idiots okay okay okay okay there's a lot on that other side it's a dangerous game we play we're just trying to get one right now there's one right there you think we might be able to get it she sees me let's let's lead her out make sure no one's coming up behind me ready your spear crack come on please don't please don't actually do anything more though i am my my heart can't handle this okay just gonna go stab her up okay that works as well come on bring it okay spear brokey come on die idiot you're next imbecile yeah yeah yeah oh my craig you are a champion please die oh my god i'm so sorry please okay there we go i just had to say sorry all right let's go make another spear the the spears are the only things that we have that actually work right now okay you know um we're alive and now we've killed a total of 10 zombies and survived our first day lucky me i could really use a vehicle right now it's taking me a full day to loot a total of three homes that kill a total of nine zombies i am in pain severe pain of course it's locked okay let's smash that uh you hear that no he's just oblivious okay that's good okay first try that's good let's just let's go take a little gander to see if this thing has gas if it has gas we win if it doesn't we lose how do you expect me to survive in this apocalypse guys oh there's actually another one left well um come right on through we'll try and save our durability up freaking saucepan broke oh god please die please die please okay off the fence i can't do this man my only freaking source of survival just got slammed in my face i need some goddamn alcohol man yeah i could use some alcohol it doesn't really matter where i'm at right now i'm already very tired just just chug the entire damn thing craig we've earned it we're winners we're goddamn champions of the people don't you understand we've earned it and we've also earned the cigarette actually we can't use it but we can wear it like it's a really like wait like we're cool oh look at how cool i am it's like a you know keeping uh i don't know what i'm saying anymore he's oh coffee tea bag maple syrup pancake mix beautiful all of those fantastic especially when our sleep is going to be the end of us uh we have nothing else here other than assortments of chips that we may or may not be able to use later i am so dead i i i only hoping dream was actually ripped right out in front of me uh maybe we continue heading back up north very slowly very surely all i know is that if we're still in this area when the chopper event hits um we're dead it's actually game over if that chopper event hits oh my god this is still a horde up there i i i don't know what to do right now actually i do know what to do if we make it to the food market there might be um a car that has a gas it's very very low but there might be a car that has gas and if we can get gas we can get out of town if we can get out of town we can take a break which means that my stress levels and my blood pressure levels won't be out of whack please hop on over lady i'll try and kill you as fast as possible it's going to take a little bit because you know every broken bone of my body is being used to break your bones so it kind of hurts me and you kind of like a give and take you know god damn i'm going to need some new sneakers sneakers after this matter of fact give me your shoes i deserve them more importantly i can probably stomp with these shoes a little bit easier all right operation food market is a go we do have a few stragglers in between here but it's nothing for craig went down i don't see a car down there and that makes me really depressed well we can avoid that one down there with our stealth burger skills there's actually no cars here well we can you know hop in here for a little bit um some corn you know staying well fed is very important when all of your bones are broken hey look at that that's a nice little boon for us maybe it ain't so bad we'll be we'll be keeping you for good luck little guy and you too little granola bar you too i'm really depressed that there's no vehicle spawns oh it's killing me man not a single one maybe we'll get lucky with this neighborhood i don't know oh no oh no no we have a visitor oh no please i am just a single man okay let's let them in let's let them in let's let them in there we go let's shut that door you're in here with me now eat it you dingus a problem okay my goal right now is to make it to that next home that one right there with all the fences we can do this we've cleared out entire neighborhoods you think you can stop me it's gonna require a little bit more than that but please take it easy on my legs thank you very much all right if we can get in here i'll feel a little bit better about my situation matter of fact we might be able to get enough tvs and just lock off this entire uh neighborhood that would be pretty nice i hear someone in there i hope it's just you i'm coming in no alarm beautiful we got a whole thanksgiving feast here i don't like this challenge man perish next one taken care of alrighty lady i'm gonna need you to stop making such a goddamn ruckus i'm trying to live if you couldn't tell i'm trying to be alive i'm trying to show the world that it doesn't matter if every bone in my body is broken i can still do it and i can still rise up to the occasion i am brave i am strong i am more capable than you goodbye god damn man you're winning me out lady god damn fancy shoes i do love some fancy shoes i still hear another oh my god there's another one out there you better stay out there lady if you know what's really good for you because right now i'm helping myself to a fresh pot of soup baby hot soup yeah uh we who the [ __ ] would make food without a stove oh my god uh i'm just gonna eat the soup i'm gonna yeah just slurp it down i still don't get who would who in their right mind would make a bowl of soup without a stove that just don't make a lot of sense that'll make any sense give me that give me that bowl for later as well man give me that kitchen knife i'll need that for spears later uh i don't think there's gonna be much upstairs but we can check either way nothing in here oh we got vitamins oh i love vitamins oh those are so good i love the chewy ones oh even more vitamins thank you thank you thank you thank you for for your service all right let's have our bowl of soup here and i think this would be a good spot to end the episode we're alive we're doing well we're eating soup in an empty room with every bone broken in our body but hey we got a lime we don't got a plan but i'm alive and that's all that really matters anyways if you guys like this challenge so far please like favorite share subscribe for more and i will see you guys later as we investigate the rest of this neighborhood crossing my fingers and begging pleading to anyone out there to give us a car that would be cash money peace out

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Id: cIv1dQF83BM

Length: 21min 1sec (1261 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 29 2021