Project Zomboid RP: OUTBREAK DAY

i know what i am i know what i want i'm just saying you should you know come and visit it's you know where it's actually warm alan what deal with all the rules out there ellen i mean you live in a toilet out in the middle of nowhere it's only a toilet if you go in it anything's a toilet where you go [Music] in complete control of my life no one telling me what i should or shouldn't be or what i should have shouldn't consume no one trying to sell me anything no one trying to advertise anything to me no no sort of capitalist agenda telling me whether i do or don't want diapers i don't want diapers i don't want any diapers out i don't want anyone to sell me diapers today alan i appreciate how much you've done for me there's a storm coming in just look at those skies you better get when you're ready to return back to the world you just let me know don't hold your breath out don't go too crazy later have a good day you have one new message hey alan it's humphrey just let you know the football party is happening around five tomorrow i'm sure it's gonna be a rallying one so uh johnny's gonna be there and uh you know that one second mr brandon leave your windows alone and four albums goddamn old man anyway i'll see you soon [Applause] [Music] um [Music] [Music] um they just always want to tell you they're from nebraska hey i'm free so it's alan allen allen come on in hey thanks for having me over for the big game of course you hear that alvin no it's probably just uh probably just my neighbor who's been a real kook lately it sounds like it anyway uh old man doesn't know what he's doing no more yeah i'm excited for the party how's it going johnny craps oh yeah you know just been working in crap nice nice johnny gotta we're gonna be grilling we're gonna be grilling some meats yeah uh uh alan you and you and johnny wouldn't mind running to the store getting some meats for the big barbecue right oh like we're a little low yeah no no problem i fear i'll i'll get right on it nice nice give me time to set up to set up the grill shaking up the girl upstairs yeah he likes to move could you invite the priest i meant to invite him but i i was so filled on these plans sure i'll i'll stop by i'll invite him couldn't get to his voicemail i think he has me blocked johnny you want to come with me let's go so let's go have your days ben long you know carpentry and engineering hey miss karen how's it going beautiful weather huh we didn't invite you to the store yeah it's actually a little strange uh what have you been up to johnny johnny craps you know drinking beers fishing he's doing a bunch of crap gary listen to me this is really important when the past is the present that is when we need to look to the future to understand why we are where we are and why we're so lost but we could be found oh hey how's it going oh hey father is he walking out here i didn't think i'm gonna interrupt i didn't expect anyone to come yeah it's uh this sunday surface is pretty empty yeah it's uh frankly concerning the woman marjorie she comes through here and she sells her baked goods um she's touched but she is very sweet she did not show up today and that's concerning yeah it is strange it's been a weird day but you know maybe we can make it better uh humphrey wanted me to invite you to the big game party he's having big game party uh you said football yeah oh okay you know i haven't watched football in a few years but honestly gary are you asking me you're asking gary why don't you stop on by too thank you why don't you come on down to humphreys a little football tossing the pigskin in the front yard you know i can't do that i'm sure well you could do tape it to your hands or something yeah my paw used to do that but he throw it at my head and i wouldn't be able to catch it on time anyway father honestly yeah i'll tell you what i'll i'll be there all right we're going to the grocery store we're going to pick up some meats and we'll swing on by and maybe pick you guys up all right sounds good i'll clean this place up you ready to join see you there too catch you all later i get it because of the football well maybe get you one of those uh remember those uh [Music] you all right what the hell has gotten into people let's just get this stuff and go what crap drivers in this city there's nobody here maybe we just pick up what we need and uh god this is so weird does this feel normal to you johnny where's the owner let's get what we need and pay for it on the counter all right you hear that oh my god i'm telling you man they're putting crap in the water all right play some money right there father we're we're heading back to humphreys are you lost hey how's it going sorry well i was uh trying to see if i could find something real quick um the van and uh the van i mean it's right down this gary hears take a walk with us father and gary oh okay yeah this is a load of crap uh gary gary it's this way scary all right it's a bit scattered right now things have not been a normal father i don't know the people today in rosewood it's really falling apart you know hey tina how's it going it seems like every day the world gets scarier oh whoa tina calm down i know i'm handsome but humphrey hello someone come knocking down [Music] humphrey i just got the barbecue they didn't have uh too many burgers but they'd have eggs so let's put that in your uh humphrey this is gary thank you there's a a welding mask hey gary season uh i'm gonna get the tv on i moved the barbecue i made the the barbecue room i've been talking about barfi room you've been talking about that's great barbecue room white's never let me have a barbecue room yeah but you don't have to worry about that very much anymore yeah you can say that again you feeling all right some uh oh i think there's more guests here no you mean me okay me fine did you invite anybody else hungry all right unless this is i'll tell you sir go get the hell away sir i what the [ __ ] my uncle's like my uncle's a cop oh my god you're bleeding here i'll take care of you come on let's go upstairs let's get this cleaned off come here can you handle that guy i'm gonna what am i hearing he's drunk okay there's a tv in here that's fine uh yeah humphrey are you all right yeah i think he's gonna be okay uh we're gonna need some do you have any rubbing alcohol i think i found the tv i'm gonna try to get to the station oh yeah you do that gary hit me hard john johnny handled him dude people are going crazy today it is ridiculous but let's not stop that must be closed game should be on downstairs now thank you thanks gary appreciate it where the [ __ ] is on tv i'll take those clothes for you what do you mean where the hell is the jv where the hell is the tv you're clothing you're closing how's the game down there gary gary where are you what oh my god give me the bell calm down where's the tv gary sorry what do you mean let's just cause you're wearing it you can't yeah where have you take them off where and uh i don't know i'm blind i don't know where the tv you're blind yeah it was in a welding accident i told you over there when they were sitting there talking to people like 20 minutes i was not listening or that never happened tv just magically disappeared uh humphrey where's your grill come on upstairs oh god you're in the uh father told me he's gonna wash me off i can hear you from here humphrey okay well when you say it like that no i'm not gonna you're ripping up your own carpet living room is the only one with wood flooring honestly at this point i don't know what's more insane the fact that our neighbors bit us or everything that's going on right now father i do not know but we will get things back on track as soon as humphrey tells me where his grill is that is removed from his back in the upstairs bedroom i mean we've got a stove here oh god humphreys that was a disaster [ __ ] football game's a mess ruined it and then the other guy stole the tv you don't welcome this house anymore crappy oh tv's back look at this you dropped that you lost why are they playing news on the i want to see what's going on father oh this activity can be explained well there's i mean there's not much to explain here the game's on listen i just want to get this game on so that they scroll back [Music] wait what what is that it said something about a flu-like pandemic all right here it is america is not turn it off turn it off oh watch this [ __ ] i will watch football let's just go make some burgers hey he's in the mood he is acting very irritated yeah he's so you got bit on the [ __ ] uh it's quiet isn't it you're watching this you'll feel better really depressed all of a sudden i don't expect that it's fine let's just watch the tv because the tv make happy the tv make it happy what the hell [ __ ] what i mean johnny oh my god what was that about we have to call the police where's the phone but we have to call we have to call the police you killed her we need to call the police now we need to get an ambulance no no no no no no no no no no no picked her up no no it's a crime scene johnny uh i guess he's just used to this i i just feels wrong this feels very wrong uh father this give us time call somebody all right so you pushed her and she died and now now johnny's just carrying her part on tv on tv gary we're talking about this tv i said we pushed this on the johnny i said we go to the police come on get down what are you talking about we haven't gotten good man that's a psycho you see what i said we're lying it's a sin we should not use self defense we push it on to gary what in the [ __ ] is going on gary didn't know he thought it was a pinata i mean freak he thought it was a pinata and he kept kicking crap let's go that's it he just ruined my floorboards you put the park bench inside i think it will work i think it would work come on don't let gary just relax gary didn't know what he was doing there's a tragic accident let's go to the police [Music] huh gonna take more than a bite to take down humphrey wilkins hella dog football game quarterback 1986 high school rebecca i'm telling you they're putting crap in the path water you think a lot of things johnny they're putting a load of crap in the tap water there's a dead body around it there's something uh humphrey a buggy johnny johnny someone dropped their keys outside that car oh look there's somebody at the counter oh front desk [Music] hello hello officers damn ghosts lead them in here lead them in here i don't think so either we need to get to your house and lay low news and figure out what's going on let the others know oh [ __ ] man oh [ __ ] it's it's like everybody just disappeared with your hands where i could see them nice time nice johnny found this cool hat in the back room that's just like you johnny craps you always were cool in high school but we need to go johnny we gotta go we gotta go come on we take the car yeah we take the [ __ ] car you need to unlock it get in the door oh my god [Music] there's more of them it's getting worse humphrey this is it i remember johnny dropping the radio it's good you remember your own house father gosh we got bad news whatever that virus no the news said the virus is contained it's fine not the time and gary god damn it i know you're blind but stop walking into the couch whenever i see you and one's laying down a picnic table put your hands up and bust the moon guys we just saw someone down either whatever that virus is it's turning people aggressive they're all over the place it's getting worse but the news just but the tv just said it's fine so i don't know what to do humphrey did you always have a piano let's not drink too much water go check on greg while i talk to humphrey don't go through that look at that no that's what i saw because he's that's the neighbor because he stole the piano sir that's not a freaking human man that's mr peter brinklestein is that him that's mr working out mr president's name mr finkelstein humphrey remember listen okay oh [ __ ] mr previously just [ __ ] missed donald's house johnny humphrey of course of course we need to get supplies there's no telling how long we're going to be here downtown probably okay we'll go now before it gets any worse see you guys soon hey wait before we go what's up here we go ah i could just pray it away probably but i'm really feeling queasy and hungry and severe take a look you should eat food i mean every time i'm saying you should eat some food watch some tv you just you run off well yeah okay i'll see about that go hang up in your grill grilling bedroom come on johnny i gotta what [Music] humphrey's not looking good when you hit a pharmacy get food quick i'm quite peckish construction supplies fill up these gas cans [Music] just crazy this is bonkers does that say medical there's a medical store right there fashion bell this wasn't the store lead him around leave him around alright run past him [Applause] johnny johnny johnny johnny oh my god you're alive you're alive get in here where's the back doors we can go to every building come on let's go let's go [Music] [Music] just alcohol wipes antidepressants painkillers can you get all this stuff i used to sell back in high school things are crazier than my ex-wife i'd be crazy too if my last name was crap mama mcfudgingtons surely there's food in here i mean this restaurant always sucked ass but i learned it from you johnny all right this should be enough for now johnny we should get back to the car wait wait more hi let's go johnny crabs [Music] you did good back there father humphrey gary humphrey you were just in a catatonic state we got you antibiotics why am i eating these antibiotics like a sandwich guys what is it gary there's a donut and shortbread cookie on there for you this is i hear something bad i think it's getting closer to me whoa whoa whoa whoa i brought some things what'd you get things i found the church food this is a lot of food what's going on out there but nicely done we still build up everything that i could get listen i think we should hole up at the church i think it's the best place there's an area not too many doors no that's oh craps oh they it's one of those sick people hello whoa gary gee scary you need to be a little bit more careful careful about what this is the church i don't know if it hasn't gone to the church this place ain't gonna last long in the 70s you said that with such conviction i believe you i don't believe father i'll go to the church on one thing why is there a bleach someone else needs to grab the propane tank you sure you want to bring all this stuff humphrey it's pretty heavy this is who i am there's no grill there's no humphrey all right i won't push it then see with the grill we're gonna be able to uh we're gonna be able to do unstoppable things i'm talking burgers i'm talking i'm talking salmon i just everything's just wrong i'm hungry nauseous i'm so depressed i'm discomforted i'm nervous you said you're hot you're never feel hot oh wow this is perfect a grill would be great here now we're talking baby now we're talking it's important alan i'll put the girl right next to the team yeah uh looks great i can't wait to use this grill inside okay hold on a minute let's just go okay let's chill the barbecue's not going anywhere okay all right well that's going hey throwing some football right now jared turn on we're gonna make it like the old days here hey hell yeah i'm gonna make the first ever cigarette all right humphrey what are you gonna do in the future you know what was your long-term plan i like to you know live life as i live life you know what i mean take that somewhere yeah ever since my wife said i couldn't have the grill room i just figured i'd live a little more for myself you know yeah i mean now you're grilling in the church yeah keep it up humphrey [Music] put some more food in here for you how are you feeling any updates [Music] [Music] yeah i'm gonna make you guys the best stick ever it'll be really great i'm i'm really uh looking at it i'm just gonna stay strong it's gonna be on the grill and it's clear hold on yeah i got some being yeah strawberry jam you're kidding me just take it easy do you want a comic book comfy okay what's your health at humphrey [Music] take a look all right one sec let me finish these push-ups you might not have that now wait what okay hold my [ __ ] might not knock that gun how do i how do i stop doing i can't stop doing push-ups humphrey what's the matter can i get some help i can't stop doing push-ups i'm just gonna go how do i stop doing push-ups somebody you can't save [Music] i can't stop your flag real quick okay there we go thank you humphrey what's going on guys i don't think humphreys where'd he go where'd he go gary for a walk is he trying to find pancakes [Music] humphrey humphrey humphrey we need to get back to the church oh you just go for a walk this is not the time look at all these pancakes i'm free i didn't even want the group i need you to follow me but you want some painkillers why didn't they want to grow mr allen what i'm free i'm free [Music] don't [Music] man [Music] darius [Music] i'm free [Music] i'm free humphrey [Music] what the [ __ ] are you doing i'm gone i'm going to see him oh you're dying you are dying i'm free yes yes no [Music] afraid [Music] and you prank the whole school [Music] yeah you put laxatives in that school prom kool-aid i dropped you some fresh chicken it's the chicken you made me let me look at you once i think that's my show well i'm afraid this is the best chicken i ever had i remember i'm gonna go get the father okay you'll be you'll be back for me man yeah take a rest take a dress i'm free [Music] i'm free [Music] humphrey no no [Music] i'm sorry i'm sorry [Music] ah humphrey he passed away and then he got back up he got back up so he's okay no he's he's one of those things [Music] i can show you i can show you you're a liar follow me take this if you're gonna do it but is this not loaded i don't know i listen i can't be a part of this okay i'm not gonna do this oh my god mike shoot him oh my gosh i'm free humphrey shoot him [Music] i'm not gonna lie he got me good i'm gonna disinfect with alcohol wipes i'm free i'll need oh you're right he always talked about this i pulled the trigger that wasn't hungry friend that wasn't him you hear me johnny craps that wasn't him where'd you get that we can bury him in the back of the church downstairs use his grill as a tombstone don't bring that out in the church okay let's have a little bit of sanctity still what is it we're still human don't pull out firearms in the church firearm yeah is it a real gun [Music] i thought it was a kid's toy i thought they would pull it out for the kids i i've been carrying this around and she's gonna know as much about guns as alec baldwin so can you have no idea guess we'll build the plot right here yes samuel 23 and david came to his house at jerusalem and the king took the ten women his whom he had left to keep the house put them in you know what this isn't a great this is there might be a more suiting first year let me is there one with the grill there we go complete my plank goodbye humphrey i'll carry you around with me like a like a football you want to say anything johnny he really did passion truly [Music] i'll never forget cooking that cigarette chicken in the grill room things are getting worse here we should prep a car and drive ourselves to the quarantine zone maybe they'll be helped there it's gotta be better than here can't be worse i don't want to bury somebody next to humphrey even i can see this place ain't gonna last much longer i wouldn't either because that propane tank might explode and uh might push the bodies out also this is a blood zone it's like a blood plane so oh i mean there's a very high chance i'm taking his propane tank with me to remember him yeah you know what you're right i'm going to take my smoked back i'm going to smoke it yeah i'm also kind of hungry i'm going to grab those peanuts let's go get prepped for uh we need to get a working car when they can carry all of us for the journey let's get the crap out of here [Music] you

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Length: 41min 24sec (2484 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 20 2022