Can I Beat Spore as the SMALLEST Species?

imagine the smallest thing that you can think of then think even smaller then think even smaller today we're going to be playing Spore the evolution simulator as the smallest of species the Tiny potamus the teensiest tiniest creature to ever walk the earth have you never played it before spor is a game about creating and evolving a species from its humble microscopic Origins as a single cellular organism all the way up through its evolutionary Journey to the creature stage and tribal and civilization stages and then all the way up into the space stage to explore the cosmos and contend with a whole galaxy of other alien species normally I'd play this game as a large and violent animal but today for a change of pace I've decided to Embark upon the Journey of the smallest of species and use my small size to my advantage to reproduce and evolve so as always we Embark once again beginning our journey in the creature stage ah the creature stage the tiny pamus begins its evolutionary Journey on planet microndeal to begin with we're just not small enough yet so it's off to eating a few vegetables and on to locating a mate in reproduction to make ourselves as small as possible just really small now being smaller at first might not seem like such an advantage in a primordial soup filled with large hungry imposing and aggressive Predators but as it turns out the single cellular tiny pamus is able to use its size to dodge past enemies surviving and even thriving just by running away and so very early on the tiny pamus developed a slender body small eyes a small mouth and the smallest of fella eating in its escapes to wiggle away from large hungry Predators therefore Escape was The evolutionary niche of the early tiny pamus as its successful ancestors evolved more and more numerous wiggling fella sticking out of their butts to make their escape all directed toward pinpointing and securing vegetables for sustenance evolving yet even more and more fella sticking out of their butts so commenced the first stages of the tiny pamus early evolutionary history as it proliferated and advanced most successful among the tiny pamus species evolved butts that were able to shoot air out the back propelling our earliest ancestors to delightful dinners of lettuce far away and safe from the clutches of hungry predators and despite its size the tiny pamus eventually developed a brain big enough to catapult the tiny pamus into its second stage of evolution the creature stage ah the creature stage 1 billi 500 million years into the history of the tiny pamus our green friend Rises to the surface and Ventures its first steps on the Sands of Planet microndeal likee inching along the ground at only the slowest of speeds so deprived of its cell stage strengths of being faster than everyone this forced the tiny pamus to develop its social skills on land and find a new evolutionary Niche so our first encounter with the species chukan g a a species whose name sounds admittedly dirty begins with the opening of our tiny mouths to raise the beautiful sound of our singing voices purified by hundreds of millions of years of eating lettuce it all ends with the obtainment of an sence our first friend now that we had so many options that is to say we are as weak as can be literally just a slug with um a deformed shortened body so if we don't have friends we we will surely be eaten anyway after befriending the Chon ghee it's time for the tiny pamus to get even tinier with the shrinking of our eyeballs and the insm smalification of our mouths after that it's on to befriending the swoo and the Goob resulting in the enlarg ification of our brains if the cell stage tiny pamus was all about escaping from predators with speed then the creature stage tiny pamus Niche was making friends with other people to defend itself because well it was just so tiny so remarkably tiny after migrating to a new Nest new evolutionary features proliferate among the tiny pamus tiny legs that make the tiny pamus look admittedly brolic a single arm with a tiny hand pointing out from the front of its legs and the weeniest of Beaks to make glad little noises and befriend other species we use our cute new features to impress the mitosi the Dwebble and the atarus but then we face plant and fail horribly to make friends with the tiki moners who despite their festive Garb and gregarious outward appearance are surprisingly hostile it's time to run away and return to the nest to evolve different features to impress the otherwise unimpress hostile red-faced Tiki moas and others who would seek otherwise to destroy us and our kind our arm moves from between our legs to a position raised wide above our heads in an X shape signaling a dualistic ritual of approach is it that we're putting our arms up in the air to scare you like hoab Booga or are we showing by raising our arms that we are unarmed and not a thread no one really knows we evolved into a literal X-Wing for a little while grew a bill and sprouted it a tiny Alfalfa to display our Avant guard fashionableness to other species after numerous Nest migrations the tiny pamus began to venture out into packs and make more friends all starting with a species known only as ape who happened to be much larger than us still even larger continuing on to the Rogue tril which looks like a big banana with spikes sticking out of its butt using our siren song and I can hardly believe this we managed to befriend this huge guy from there it's on to replace our mouth with something goofier but still tiny our hands with handier hands which are still tiny and our feet with other feet that were still pretty small for the next adaptation it's time to fill our underarms with an impressive array of armpit hair this will help demonstrate and express our style when fraternizing with new potential allies and then to get even smaller something most unexpected happened to the tiny pamus it went from having two legs to only one leg so that it could be even smaller this in turn changed its overall body shape from the letter X to the letter y a letter which is objectively smaller and so hopping around on one foot now and proudly displaying its armpit hair for Lookers on to behold and admire the tiny pamus guarded by its strong ape Ally Ventures into an encounter with a fearsome Predator the alpha brogle normally this would spell a swift death but today the tiny pamus uses its siren song to soothe the Hostile red-faced anger of the brogle not only to Plate it but also to make it our new friend wow we are so cute and small that everyone wants to defend us even if that means killing other people that are just slightly a threat while we're trying to befriend them next we Ally with the frit increase the amount of hair inside of our armpits and evolve a singular small wing on our back for flapping around with surprise we're coming from out of the sky to befriend you this continues with more use of the siren song to befriend the Hostile species we geval who are so evil that they have the word evil in their name the rudus and at last our anticipated reunion with the Tikki MO this time not to run away screaming but win it over with all the new friends we've made success then it's on to the m monkey the A and the lunu all culminating in the evolution of better mouths hands and feet on our little bodies with all that we have become the most popular gregarious species to Grace the surface of planet microchondrules our siren song our allies love us too much to watch it attack us and kill it before we can even befriend it that is to say maybe if your friends aren't willing to destroy someone at the slightest sign of danger maybe they're not your real friends after all and so 2 billion 280 million years into our evolutionary history the tiny pamus has finally evolved the intelligence required to pick up tools and enter with it the tribal stage ah the tribal stage the tiny pamus enters packs Dawn's clothing in the form of bowler hats and mustaches and um enslaves its former friends no longer equals but pets living behind the tribal gatherer Hut naturally we rely on the baby hatchling duplication glitch to poop out a whole tribe very quickly but then suddenly the emergence of the brown tribe signals a new set of options we either go to war or cultivate friendship after quick deliberation the choice is actually quite obvious the smallest of strategies to employ would be giving up our food to the neighboring tribe to make ourselves even smaller we shower the brown tribe with lavish cornucopias of food but unfortunately um we actually don't because we we got into a fight with a giant demon oh well just ignore that for now but by now three other tribes have spawned pink lavender and can and they all hate us because that's just what they do now it's on to a lot of multitasking sending the pink tribe presence then unleashing the soothing shaking percussions of our Maracas upon them to get them all the way up the happy blue face guaranteeing that they will never ever ever pick a fight with us unprovoked again okay next now with all the remaining tribes still trying to kill us and burn down our homes it's time to bring them gifts yes gifts to the lavender Village even as they are attemp to attack us and destroy our way of life success again and now we are on a roll they are indifferent to us once again at neutral yellow face until we hit them with the harmonious sounds not only of our Maracas but also of our diger yet another Alliance for the tiny pamus next is time to hit the Canan tribe with our songs to soothe them as well and before you know it we've triggered the late tribal stage crisis with the yellow tribe spawning in at already angry red face but we the tiny PMI are so unmoved by their anger that after we complete the Mexican hat dance at our base we bring them gifts and poop out fireworks right in front of their Chieftain instantly winning them over as our acquaintance leaving only one last round of song from our Maracas diger and of course our newly invented wooden horns now at last the tribes United and the world won over to the friendly way of the tiny pamus we've cultivated throughout the creature stage and up until the tribal stage it's time to move on up to the next phase the civilization stage an age of enlightenment the tiny pamus tribes unite to form a Civic Enterprise and it all begins with a design and construction of our Central Town small the smallest of town halls designed in an architectural style to mimic the bodily shape of the tiny pamus with its arms raised in midair celebration and gladness has had in the streets our vehicles are minuscule the Min I mean minan Minima which is of course the opposite of a Nissan Maxima we live in tiny homes with tiny windows and Tiny doors and of course the streets and corners of tiny pamus City are dotted by microfil Maries for entertainment and mondria where the tiny poomi go to work every day all of these buildings are of course as small as can be but now it's time to begin expanding while staying small we share our Central continent with the purple red and orange city states but our itsy bitsy vehicles are too fast to be stopped and we claim each and every spice geyser on the continent no contest whenever anyone got even a teeny bit mad at us we just complimented them in their nation and sent them money until they liked us again thus our strategy by draining our bank accounts accomplished the being of small as the world's smallest economy we had mastered the art of putting microeconomics to war so naturally it came as a surprise to everyone when we went to war to conquer the Red Nation through our religious Crusade but they weren't even mad at us because we just kept paying them money to make them still like us as we bombed their city with our brainwashing radio waves then we used a hypnotism Flying Saucer to beam the doctrines of tiny poto M into their brains the smallest of strategies never go to war but just keep paying and brainwashing people so that they never retaliate using this strategy dubbed The Itsy-Bitsy Blitz C we made our enemies totally happy with us as we captured and appropriated all of their cities no one ever really got a chance to dislike us because we just gave them all of our money while we destroyed them in their way of life with the fall of the Red Nation the central continent is finally won and now it's time to design our ships for Naval Warfare the tiny tanic as well as of course our combat aircraft the tiny copter shaped in the formation of the letter Y like the body of the tiny pamus and it's complete with propellers on the side to represent our voluptuous armpit hair and with all that it's on to the green Nation the Blue Nation and of course the Red Nation all leading up to the end game with the unleash of fanatical Uprising our ultimate ability ility which is basically an ideological nuclear missile to assimilate other people's cultures at last our mission is complete we've conquered an entire planet in the tiniest way possible no blood was shed no one was even hurt and we paid and bribed our way out of every single War every conflict no one saw it coming before it was too late and ironically that's the story of how the smallest species won the biggest of victories through sleuth deception and of course let's never forget um most probable violations of the Geneva Convention I'm just going to skip the space stage because I hate it and there's not really anything else tiny to do that's it for now I hope you enjoyed and if you want to see any more I've got the full run of this posted on my V channel so there'll be a link below if you want to check that out but until then as always I'm ambiguous amphibian a big thanks to my patrons who are smaller even than the smallest tiny pamus until next time

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Id: 8nYlefk1BRQ

Length: 16min 3sec (963 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 13 2024