Comedy Night but I annoy everyone

like [ __ ] like this no swearing please the day after shut the [ __ ] up anyway i said no swearing please hey this isn't your club yeah but i'm just saying can you accommodate to me i just i asked for please you know oh dude i'll come to you i'll accommodate you to the toilet if you don't shut up that's very nice of you i'm very very old 193. kevin you live in an uh exacerbating life thank you is this only funny stuff or can we actually do legit funny stuff and bop it all right all right kevin shut the [ __ ] up hey no need for swearing i had bop it out a second ago and i'll buff the freak a buck shut the freak up kevin [Music] okay guys i've never heard that type of bop it before what bop it is he playing okay guys there were this state of comedy a song about a strong independent woman who needs no man thank you okay well we don't take any of that kind of dominance here it was a joke you [ __ ] it's a [ __ ] act that was a good song i liked it i actually just saw recently a recently released movie thor ragnarok more like more like bore ragnarok i don't get it so i recently went to the cinema and i saw a new movie out it was called uh the pacifier with vin diesel that's not new what that's not new shut up okay well anyway i went to see vin diesel the pacifier and i said the pacifier more like bor ragnarok am i right guys yeah yeah thank you thank you shut up kevin i told you shut up i told you no language or i won't be very happy you get out [ __ ] you kevin i'm gonna start playing popping at you i'm gonna kill you kevin he looks like that guy who lives outside the back of my house jpeg is us no jesus oh my god i'm not this guy how do i request a refund for this game space jam was overrated [Laughter] kevin i told you so many times just shut up kevin wait did i have my mic on kevin what the [ __ ] sorry dude i didn't realize i had my mic gun i was just practicing the [ __ ] practice is bop it uh good boppit players that's who okay guys this is my one-liner joke okay what do you call a giraffe bop it i haven't shut the [ __ ] up i'm done with you kevin kevin you're literally giving me like tuberculosis with your your pop it kevin all right guys this is it guys all right kevin kevin yes i i can't wait to hear your talent i'm dead serious kevin look into my eyes this is nothing's got talent my thumb's not bopping all right i'm a warm welcome on the stage i'm let me [ __ ] please bop it then i'm done well folks i guess i'm limited to what i can do so my main talent is out of the question and i guess i'll have to go to my backup and we'll really try and bop it out of the pack i say it's the bestest leaner for my bop it put my favorite game mode on go play oh wait one second my music's out one second let me just continue from where where i left off please i'm down to let you come on the [ __ ] off the stage there's a certain point in time everybody when you can't let people on the stage you give them fair warnings you give them a lot of warnings but they just don't behave i don't understand i i don't understand honestly your song i really liked video games and you won't let me have my passion i just want to bop it dude there's there's another thing for comedy i don't understand what's funny about bopit it's a serious hobby pc is the master race without it minecraft would have gotten nowhere i rest my case that's not the pc we're talking about here can you get roblox on ps4 didn't think so i was this is about how stupid political correctness is what is your favorite pc games guys dude i gotta say doom 2016 blew me away how are we both on stage okay now he's also on stage why are there three of you i would like to tell a joke you know what they say we're the three musketeers here boys yo yo sing the sound of silence with me kev ready for this i don't know i don't know the words no i know you got it i'm saying i don't know the make sense words to live for fun your brain gets smart but your head gets done sing no i i got kicked off the stage when i sing so i'm gonna do a dramatic reading [ __ ] bop it kevin okay here we go a dramatic reading based on concepts originally patented by dan klitsler boppit was licensed to hasbro kevin that was the most beautiful thing i've ever heard thank you thank you you're literally a beacon of hope if we could all give me a round of applause please who is clapping that's me [Applause] how are you playing bop it and clapping all right i i have to go i want to sing some frozen he's the instrumental and you're the voice oh okay okay okay okay all right start your instrumental again the snow glows wide on the mountain tonight [Music] no that was anti-climactic and your mom has seen that yeah we're just messing around in a chat room on comedy nights again this is art this is this is a performance aaron i'm enjoying it all right folks we're back at it again with the improv i'm just looking for a name and a place this time so go ahead and shoot cats uh jonathan rose krantz in the basement of a hospital okay jonathan rose krantz went to the basement of a hospital and uh any don't joke he he he went home that snake just gets better and better doesn't it flowers hey what's an erock is it like a normal rock but like email so it's like an e rock do you get it guys it's an internet joke because it's thank you thank you thank you try and follow that act okay you beat it i don't like that mcgregor accent [ __ ] you i don't think it sounds like him i don't think you sound like my [ __ ] mom when i [ __ ] her i i would hope i don't sound like that yeah thank you we all know you're not the real conor mcgregor dude you can stop well no [ __ ] [ __ ] what are you stupid no because i figured you out you're here saying that you're mcgregor and that we should give you our credit card details and buddy you know what it's not gonna happen yeah that's what you said as soon as i got into the lobby it was just me and him just a quick request i don't really have an act uh my name is richard if you could change the title of the room i would appreciate it so that i don't feel excluded all right that was an uncalled for okay you went ahead and did what i requested so i still appreciate you that's so sweet you sweetheart it's become clear that no one likes my bop it and uh you know what i love it kevin it makes me really sad what have i become my sweetest friend kevin everyone i know goes away in the end and you could have it all my empire [Music] [Music] twist it

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 2,713,138

Keywords: kevin, callmekevin, kevin1811, imovingtarget, how to annoy, funny clips, funny montage, highlights, comedy night, improv, multiplayer game, indie game, free game, comedy club, multiplayer comedy game

Id: W5_25aQX4VA

Length: 9min 45sec (585 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 27 2017

Reddit Comments

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