[Daniel:] So today we're gonna be playing Can You Survive The Zombie Apocolypse Part 2, I guess. So in the last zombie video we asked general survival tactics for a zombie apocalypse. And so this time we're gonna be going around a journey in the zombie apocalyptic scenario and I'll test your leadership, your charisma, your instincts. Today we're with special guest PJ! :D [All:] eyyyyy! [PJ:] Thank you for having me~ <3 [Stephen:] Buenos dias~ ( Looking very enthusicatic ) [PJ:] I'm so happy that the first time you guys decide to pull me in I am happy that the first time you guys decide to pull me in is the same time you kill me off. >:D (Laughter and evil Stephen ) [PJ:] I'm very honored [D:] Straight up, before we start, do you guys WANT a zombie apaoclypse to happen? [Hosuh:] Okay, I've had thoughts about zombie apocalypse scenarios and I... enjoyed the scenerios? (???) [Stephen:] I can't even stomach the thought of killing other people, especially if I'm a zombie. (yeah right) *dramatically poses* That would be just terrible (( D: ) (Daniel and Hosuh Laugh) [PJ:] boi... (Laughing continues) [S:] Absolutely terrible. [H:] I'm kinda scared... [S:] WELL, I'm just trying to reinvent my image for Christmas.. Steven just-- Steven doesn't wanna be all mean for Christmas while Santa Claus comes over. ( ˘◡˘ ) [D:] Let's see how long you keep up the charade ha ha [S:] SHUT THE F**K UP DANIEL (*anger*) (awkward laughter) [S:] I mean.. HaHAHaHaHA jK! [D:] (narrating) So it's been one month since the zombie apocalypse started. There's been a nation-wide evacuation to military barracks. You and your friends have been staying at home, for some reason, and you've eaten up all your food- -The reality of EVERYTHING that has happened has settled in... "Let's get out of here", Daniel says. How do you get outta here? [H:] Are we in the middle of a city? [D:] You are in the city. [PJ] DRIVING. I say driving-- [S:] I say hugging Hosuh and Daniel and PJ all at once. (*squeeze*) [PJ] STEPHEN, THIS IS SURVIVAL. RETURN TO YOUR PRIMITIVE NATURE AND BE VIOLENT NOW. >:D ( pls ) [D:] hahahahahaha but--but--but-- Santa Claus! [D:] Didn't you kill Santa Claus last year? [H:] Heheh yeah we, we did kill Santa Claus. [S:] *denial* Oh, no, no we didn't, no we didn't... [D:] Pretty sure he's dead man... [S:] Shut up Daniel! (*panic*) [H:] GUYS, JUST GO ON FOOT! It'll be more funner. [PJ:] We're gonna die. 👍 [D:] So you guys decide to go on foot. You step outside and zombies attack you (shocker). You have 3 seconds to defend yourself with what? [PJ:] What a shock.. [D:] 𝟯.. [H:] CHAIR! ⑁ [D:] 𝟮.. [S:] HUGS! 😇 [D:] 1.. ( Faint Laughing ) [PJ] uhbf-- an--nearby blunt object! 🏏 [D:] Did you say ʰᵤ𝑔𝘴, Steven? { S: } HUGS! (PJ Laughs) [S:] Yes! Stephen hugs the zombie cuz he's probably going through some emotional issues and he just needs some human compassion for once in his...undead life! [D:] Stephen hugs the zombie to death. [PJ:] WHAT?! [D:] Uh-- [S:] OH MY GOD, WHAT? NOOO!! (OmO💦) [D:] PJ kills the other two with the blunt objects, I didn't even hear what Hosuh said [H:] Chair. [D:] Hosuh sits on a chair. [H:] I sit on a chair..? (Laughter) [PJ:] OK ok that makes more sense than HuGgInG THE ZOMBIE TO DEATH. (Stephen laughs) (Laughter) [D:] Daniel goes "Holy dude.. I-I-I can't do it. I-I-I can't kill- I can't go out man.. You guys go ahead, 🏃🏻♂️ I--I think I'm just gonna stay behind." [PJ] wait.. WHY?! (*confused anger*) [D:] Daniel freaks out about the zombies and trys to stay indoors.. [H:] Daniel, think about all the pizza and hamburgers that you've been missing out. Once we get to the military base, we WILL be able to get out hands on those delicious pizza. [D:] You think they'll REALLY hand out pizza? [H:] uh, I dunno-- [S:] QUICK! HOSUH! HAND ME 20 MORE CCS OF FRIENDSHIP [H:] aayyyy, here you go. [S:] That's gonna be my recurring joke this series. [D:] I dunno why you decided to do this *wheeze* ha ha ha ha ha XD (PJ Laughs) [D:] I don't know if it'll work. (laughing continues) [PJ] Stephen, you're supposed to be the strong one here *pshhh* Friendship will not aid you. (sMaCk) [S:] But without friends, we just have a cold and barren society. [H:] Yeah, Dan, exactly! :3 Just come with us! You're gonna be lonely here by yourself. [PJ] And think about it Daniel. ᵗʰⁱˢ ᵐªᵏᵉˢ 𝖿ºʳ ᵍʳᵉªᵗ 𝚌ºⁿᵗᵉⁿᵗ~ (Laughter) [D:] Listen, I'm--I'm not a coward okay? A coward would deny the fact that they're scared. I'm gonna be brave and SAY that I'm a coward. [PJ] Okay, that's great, it's so great that you're gonna bravely lock yourself in side while the zombies claw at your windows-- NO! Come with us, and when this is all over, WE'RE GONNA MAKE A GREAT YOUTUBE VIDEO! >:3 [D:] Fine! (PJ starts laughing) We'll move on... You guys are awful... at this... okay. So you guys go on foot, but soon enough, zombies notice you, and you're surrounded, and the only escape you could go to was to the mall. You enter the mall, and four zombies suddenly run towards you. What do you do? [S:] I take out my boot knife that I always have. [PJ:] I will assume I carried my blunt object with me, because clearly I'm the only one who thought to bring a weapon when we left the house XD [D:] A child zombie tries to attack Daniel. Daniel can't kill it. How do you convince him to kill? [H:] I kill it for him. (everyone laughs) [D:] It's a child! Why would you kill a child? D: [H:] I need to protect Daniel! [D:] Can't we just tie him up or something? [S:] Alright Daniel, here's yer rope fer ya. [D:] You do it. ( -m-) [S:] Alright! >:D (laughter) [PJ] Daniel's just trying to kill Stephen off! (Laughter continues) [S:] HeLlO, mister child zombie person! I would like to tie you up, is that okay? (zombie groans) (laughter) [PJ:] O my god. [D:] What else, like, how was it going to respond? [S:] Daniel, I don't think this guy wants to get tied up. What's my next plan? [D:] The child zombie constantly tries to kill you. [S:] Does someone wanna tag in? [H:] Good--good luck. I'll--I'll go look for something else. [S:] Alright! Daniel, mind tagging me in? [D:] No man, I--I can't do it. [S:] Alright, I stab this thing. (NaNi?!?) [D:] Why would you do that, Stephen? Why would you kill a kid? [S:] iT WaS thE eaSIesT wAy!? :D (laughter) (Laughter continues) [PJ] There's the Stephen we know and love. [D:] So you're in the mall, what do you do? [S:] I hug Daniel, I give everyone a group hug, cuz everyone's morale seems really low. [H:] Okay, I run away from the hug. [PJ:] I push Stephen away from me. [H:] I don't want my DanPlan shirt to get all bloody! ( Spiffy Hosuh ) (laughter commences) [D:] That DanPlan shirt you can get at crowdmade.com/danplan. (shameless self promo) [PJ] Order now! [D:] You try to get supplies, foods, and weapons. So what--whaddaya gonna get? [H:] I think we need weapons first. [S:] I dunno, i would probably look for toys. Because if anything make you happy, it's worth looking for. [PJ:] I take the rope that we were going to tie the child up with, I tie Stephen up instead, and I now discuss with deeply rational mindsets-- (stephen and daniel start laughing) that we should go separate, and get-- pff- (pj laughs too) [S:] Oh, are we playing a neat game? I love this game! Okay, how do we play? Am I winning? Or are you guys winning? It's okay, as long as everyone's having fun. [H:] So, what are we gonna do? I don't think Stephen's gonna be any of a help right now. Dan, do you have an idea of what we should do? [D:] Yeah, man, we should go buy some guns or something. [H:] BUY!? What are you talking about? (PJ laughs) [D:] What?! You're not gonna buy it? (PJ is still laughing) [H:] O my gosh!! ( Hosuh.exe has stopped working ) [PJ:] What kind of moral-- okay, you know what Hosuh, you and I are the only ones. [H:] Okay, I--I think so too. [D:] Wait, you're not gonna pay for that?! Just-- stop, dude, wh--why wouldn't you pay for the weapon? [H:] How much do you have in your wallet? I have a card. [PJ:] (laughing) oh my god. [Hosuh] Oh....okay Look there's a self-checkout right there. [H:] OH :0 Neat! I bet it still wo- [Daniel] Do you have a license for guns? [Hosuh] No (Laughter) Well then you can't buy it without any license. [H:] I THINK PJ DOES *whispers* say yes First off, I'm fairly certain that whoever is near the self-checkout or the register has probably already fled. [Daniel] Just because the owner isn't here doesn't mean you can just take stuff. That's stealing (stealing is bad) [Stephen] I AGREEEEEEEEE :D (Laughter) SHUT UP, STEPHEN! (laughter continues) SHUT UP! (laughter INTENSIFIES) Daniel storms off in anger. Hosuh chases after him. [Hosuh] DAN...don't go! oh my gosh...you're being (Stephen giggles) fully irrational right now. [Stephen] SO PJ DON'T YOU LOVE HUGS? LIKE THEY'RE ARE JUST THE BEST THINGS IN THE WORLD :D [PJ] Listen, Stephen....everyone is going to die. (Laughter) [PJ] Do you understand my son? [Stephen] OF COURSE :D. I always listen to everyone :3 [PJ] He's too far gone....... ( We lost em' ) (laughter) M E A N W H I L E [Hosuh] oh my god....DAN, okay.... *wheeze* "Don't talk to me!" Daniel keeps on storming off. (NANI!?!) And a zombie jumps Hosuh, and pins him down to the ground. AAAAAAAAAAAAaaah help DANIEL D: [Daniel] No, dude. I'm not gonna kill a zombie *wheeze* you figure it out. [Hosuh] NO no I didn't say kill.......*wheeze*...can you just grab him and.........lift him off or something?! Okay......he won't budge! [Hosuh] A U G H (Laughter) [PJ] Hosuh, you dead. DAN can you take your clothes off and put them around his face? [Dan] Okay I'll do that." [Hosuh] GOOD that's good....okay now.........wE STRANGLE THE ZOMBIE......now I have blood all over my t-shirt...... [Stephen] don't worry, you can get a new one at Crowdmade.com/danplan ( Sponsors self again ) [PJ] AND BLOOD FREE! [Dan] We kill the zombie and walk back to PJ and Stephen [Stephen] HELLO FRIENDS, WELCOME BACK :3 [PJ] Ugh.. wHy dId yOu lEaVe mE wITh hIm? [Hosuh] PJ......[Hosuh noises] g l o m p [Dan] you've been too loud. oh S**T OH DEAR Stephen apologizes.... [Dan] you hear a gun loading right behind Stephen...(oh crap) [PJ] oh god OH HELLO FRIEND [Dan] don't move.. [Stephen] o k a y [Dan] don't move... [Stephen] *nervously sweats* OKAY [Hosuh] We-we-we're all good! We're not infected....or anything HELLO fellow survivors. [PJ] he might be but not us. [Stephen] *laughing* stop making me laugh [Dan] this is a SERIOUS SCENE [PJ] iS iT!??! iS IT- *laughter* Guy: Shut up don't move! Daniel: The situation gets tense the man with the gun says, "We need your keys." "I don't know how you guys got here but we need the vehicles to get out of this stupid city." H: We-we got here by foot G: I don't believe you. PJ: I promise if you look into our pockets all you'll find is the one debit card in Daniel's jeans D: "I don't believe you" says the man and he shoots PJ in the face [S:] oh wooow [PJ:] augh guh gah [H:] WHY she was the most sane person here! NOOO ;O; [PJ] owww PJ [PJ] It's okay [Dan] Daniel's eye widens, Daniel screams AHHHH and kills... the person ... with the gun that he bought with his debit card *laughter* [Stephen] wow [Dan] Daniel is horrified, zoom to his face, fade to dark [Hosuh] okay [Dan] To be continued... [Hosuh] oH wa gdfg [PJ] WHUT TH- *laughter* [PJ] I die and then its a to be continued WHAT IS T H I S ! *more laughter* [Dan] thanks PJ for joining *even more laughter* (lolz) [PJ] I better come back and like bite Stephen as a zombie if that doesn't happen then i've died for nothing [Dan] This was what i was trying to convey at least [Hosuh] okay [Dan] Before Stephen ruined it with this weird personality *Stephen laughing* idk what he was trying to do but what i was trying to convey is how do you convince a person with strict moral values to umm throw it away for the sake of survival and what do you tell em when he finally breaks it [PJ] okay i need to.. IN A FIGHT OR FLIGHT SITUATION A MAN IS NOT GOING TO GO okay well everyone's dying outside, people are stealing things literally around us bUt uH, I woULd sTiLl LiKe tO uSe mY dEbiT CaRD tO mAKe a pURcHaCe, SiR - WHAT NOO [Dan] yeah but how do you convince a guy that's the case you can't survive a zombie apocalypse alone, you need a group but in a group there is always going to be that one person that refuses to except reality [Hosuh] there's this thing called self- defense no matter who it is,even if a child runs at you with a knife you are able to defend yourself soo lets say a zombie was running at me it was about to kill me Daniel is able to defend for me by killing it?? [Dan] so you would have to have convey that right? its either me or [hosuh] hmhm [Dan] but you didn't , you failed that's why PJ died [PJ] it would have been so much more easy if i didn't have to help Stephen out of his friendship is magic mentality *laughter* [Hosuh] By the time episode 3 comes out watch Stephen be all different [Dan] PJ is just ded on the ground, he spits on PJ's face and walks away *laughs* (oh shitt he gon kill mickey) [Stephen] ANd don't forget to LIKE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE AND GET US TO ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS SO WE CAN GO TO DISNEY LAND :3 STEPHEN OUT [PJ] Every like brings Stephen back to his senses
