Daniel: All right Today we're gonna be talking about ARE WE A PSYCHOPATH? You guys can actually figure out whether you're psychopath or not By answering a couple of riddles You can determine whether you're psychopath or not By looking at how you answer the questions Hosuh: All right, what is this test? Let's uh... Give it a try D: So there's a-- there's a list of questions that you would have to answer In order to figure out whether you are psychopath or not And just to let you guys know This is-- this is not anything scientific This is just kind of for-funsies-sake So if you do get them right, don't worry about it Right? [Snickering] H: We'll see D: Now, this first one... it's-- it's kind of messed up But it's an easy question Now, there's a little kid And he got presents from Santa Claus He got a soccer ball and he got a bicycle But the kid was not happy Why? Stephen: He could've had more stuff? H: Is this multiple choice? D: No, it's not multiple choice
H: Do we get a scantron? H: Oh, so we just say whatever comes to our mind? D: Yeah, you guys just gotta figure it out H: Oh wow S: Yeah no-- the kid wanted more stuff or something else The kid's greedy Kids are greedy D: What about you, Hosuh? H: Umm... He... The kid knows that Santa Claus isn't real And that Santa Claus is his dad D: Okay Well, sorry, both of you guys are wrong Any normal person would say either the kid didn't like the present Or the kid wanted more presents... But a psychopath will say: The kid din't have any legs S: WHAT? D: Interesting S: WHAT? H, snickering: This is so dark S: That was so out of left field, Daniel?! D: All right, next question!
[Hosuh still snickering in the background] D: One night, a man goes out because he is thirsty and has to drink some water After he finishes drinking water, he looks to the right and he sees a robber Now, this man runs away and goes and hides in the closet Now, if you were the robber that saw this And you had a knife in your hand What would you do? S: Depends what I'm stealing If I'm stealing something valuable - no witnesses D: Yes, but what would you do? Tell me what you would do S: I would pretend like I'm walking away I would open the front door, close the front door Let him come out, stab him when he comes out Easy, no witnesses D: What would you do, Hosuh? I'd just get the hell out of their house Someone saw me, let's get out D: Oh wow, Stephen, you actually got that question right
[Cheering sfx] S: Good
D: So, normal person would say: They would open the closet and kill them or they would just run away But a psychopath will say they will wait quietly S: Oh shit, really?! Oh my god
D: Until that person comes out and then kill them H: Wow S: Oh shit, I was actually saying that Oh my God, okay D, afraid: So, uh... Stephen, about that party next week I don't think you should come [Laughing] D: Don't worry, I won't bring a knife Knives are too informal D: All right, question number 3 You're living in an apartment You are on the 5th floor and you are just... You're tired but you decide to look out the window And... When you looked out the window, you witnessed a man being murdered by another man But then that man saw you, too And then instantly that man pointed a finger at you And moved that finger Up and down, up and down a couple of times Now, what did that mean? H: So... The man who killed him, kill--
killed the other man, saw me and then pointed at me And then moved his fingers up and down and up and down S: That means he's coming for me next He saw the-- he saw me see the murder No witnesses H: But why up and down and up and down? There's got to be a reason for this 'Cause you would usually go left and right and left and right Or place two fingers on your eyes and then on them As "I'm looking at you, I'll be watching" or something like that You know what I mean? Why up and down and up and down? Hm... D: Well, you guys are out of time The answer is... [Snickering] The psychopath is actually counting the floors D: So which floor are you living in
H: Holy shit! H: That's-- that's creepy
D: Yeah, any-- S: Oh wait, oh that's what you mean? D: Now, a normal person will say: "Oh, he's pointing at you, like, oh it's a-- it's a threat" But a psychopath will answer "Oh, the guy is counting the stairs" S: Oh... That makes sense though I was confused as to what the question was asking, but... yeah Next, next D: Next question! You are a girl and you're at your aunts' funeral And you are mourning and then you see, right next to you, a really handsome man Tha you fall in love with instantly The man is wearing all black and he has a black hair The next night, you kill your sister Now, why did you kill her? S: So you can see him again at her funeral D: Stephen got it right! (๏พโใฎโ)๏พ
[Cheering sfx] D: Yup, Stephen, I think you might be a psychopath S: Oh my god...
D: So, a normal person says: "Oh, um, because that girl might be dating that handsome man" Or "That handsome man might like the girl." But the psychopath will say "I will kill the girl so that there'll be another funeral to see that man" S: Yeah... D: Wow, um, okay... D: That's kind of... You're messed up
S: That's really weird H: Stephen, are you okay? D: Stephen... S: I'm great! S: I'm great, Hosuh! Where do you live? I'm great! สโฟส H, over the horizon: You can come over here All the way in Montreal D: Oh man, Stephen All right, next question Now, this one is a multiple choice S: Okay D: I need you guys to close your eyes and imagine this with me H: Okay D: You're in this forest and it's super dark, all right? And you're walking through the forest and you feel something's behing your back And so you turn around as fast as you can What do you see? One: The opposite sex Two: Nothing Three: A ghost Four: A wild animal Five: A dog H: Nothing S: I'm pretty sure the answer to psychopath is a girl Or like the opposite sex D: Both of you guys are normal human beings The answer is: A dog S: Why? D: I actually don't know the specific reason But John Hopkins, professor of, I think... Harvard? Did this-- did this psychological test where psychopaths has the highest chance of picking dogs S: Well, I mean like, I guess a member of the opposite sex is a human being So, regular people interact with human beings, so it's probably not that one Nothing - because you're not crazy Ghost isn't a real thing so it's not really tangible And wild animal is unfamiliar And it's not a human companion So that's probably why it's gonna be a dog H: But why don't normal people choose it? D: Cuz normal people are scared of the opposite sex, wild animals, nothing and ghosts H: You're scared of the opposite sex? D: I don't know S: No proof. We are speculating H: Okay D: All right, last question, guys Stephen, if you get this right, I swear I don't think we can be friends [Laughing] So this murderer decides to stab another man And he stabbed him five times And after stabbing him five times, he left the elevator Since this elevator had windows everywhere, you can actually see inside the elevator And this murderer just kept on watching the elevator Why? H: So you said the elevator had windows, right? D: Mhm โขโกโข H: But... It could also be an elevator that is made out of glass And it's a mall elevator And since, if someone had died in the elevator, everyone else would be watching So, the man who killed the guy, if he wasn't watching That would kind of stand out If he was the only one who wasn't watching S: Yeah, I know, I get what Hosuh is trying to say H: So, he watched the person bleeding to death inside the elevator, just as any other mall customer would do D: Correct! He did not flee the scene because it would've been awkward to find anyone walking away From that kind of horrid scene Good job guys! I mean, you guys didn't get all of it right But, Hosuh, you're a normal person Stephen... I love you and I care about you
[Snickering in the background] [Laughing] S: Okay D: All right Also It's important to just remind everyone that this is just a simple test It has nothing to do with real science It's... One of these fun pseudo-science questions that if you do get right You're probably smarter than the rest of us but... You know, it's just a quiz man, don't worry about it S: Don't worry, sometimes the voices in your head are your best friends DANIEL HOSUH ANDREW Quack โขโกโข
That was a lot more enjoyable than I thought it would be. I'm glad they made sure to specify it wasn't actual science.
I answered the questions by using the pictures as context, so I didn't think outside the box.
The apartment one was worded weird in my opinion. I don't count things by waving my finger up and down and up and down.
the santa one is great since it is just so logical but also morbid. the reason it is dismissed by a "normal" person is since it would be a very visually obvious flaw with the person so they wouldn't get such gifts. it shows a lack of wanting to exlude and a morbid fixation from the person.
otherwise the funeral and elevator was to me logical given the context of what would a psychopath do.
Imagine this with me:
You're walking through the woods. There is no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him.
Shia Lebeouf.
"John's Hopkins professor of... I think... Harvard?" lolwut
I honestly said No legs
Is there anymore video/questions like this? twas fun :D
A real psychopath would start answering each question by thinking: "What is the best answer to not look like a psychopath"