BURN IT! Asmongold Reacts to "FFXIV 1.0 in a nutshell"

found fantasy uh 1.0 in a nutshell here we go 2005 early development of final fantasy 14. ooh boy final fantasy 14 mmo is gonna be lit damn yeah final fantasy xi was a huge success yeah it will definitely be the most remembered title in the series and it's all thanks to you who direct it no blocky komodosan thanks mr square enix now with our brand new crystal tool engine that we waste a lot of money on which also used on another best game of the series is now for now we will make this game the best looking mmo ever and wow that is the most important thing in video game you damn right none of us haven't ever used this engine before are you sure we can make such a big game like mmo in time for launch oh before don't worry we will just wing it like usual that is right we gonna roll in a pile of money very soon oh boy i got a bad feeling about this oh [ __ ] oh boy that was harder than i expected yeah but at least we got a better out wow we got a lot of complaints from the official forum it seems that our servers are down everywhere oh don't worry server's broken during better is normal for any mmo intro and we also got multiple bug reports for players who can actually get to play we will fix it later for sure how bad can it be and they say that the first cut scene lagged like crazy but does it still look pretty if you like looking at powerpoint presentation then yes oh boy this is bad actually yeah also we still don't know how this engine work can we at least delay the game launch for a bit oh okay then what do you think mr square enix okay sure we will let you delay the next beta okay thanks wait did you say delay better yep what about an actual game launch nope but that didn't change anything oh come on it will be fine like usual and that everything will work out guess we have to work overnight from now on oh well at least oh boy get any worse oh boy remove official forms so player can no longer criticize us smart what the hell is wrong with you never mind it got way worse how is the review score bad internet bad or real bad yes oh so what went wrong oh boy oh boy ah we make too much polygon for flowerpot that it actually lagged the server our user interface is so bad it makes microsoft look like a piece of art the world is filled with the same copy paste acid and yet we didn't have a mini map in an mmo game yeah oh wow we also have a fatigue system that encourages players to stop playing to get more experience why did we oh wow had that initially yeah wow had that and then they got rid of it think of doing that because we know any end game content oh also there are no jumping no tifa honestly it's easier to list what doesn't went wrong like what auto attack system oh good that's just one thing because it doesn't have one oh oh times two oh boy we are in big trouble aren't we yeah i mean we make a mediocre and unfinished game that we know it's mediocre and unfinished then we release it at this state and everyone is mad at us for releasing mediocre and unfinished game whose idea was that again hello there oh oh times three how is that pile of money we are going to swing it fix it now nope still broken you are fired well i tried wait did i say fired i meant demoted to level designer position well better than nothing i guess but what are we going to do then mr square enix we still need a director true don't worry it is time for us to bring our secret weapon behold what is final fantasy again is it like dragon quest oh yeah he haven't worked on any final fantasy game before so the guy had the guy had no idea he's like yeah we're gonna break out this guy yeah he never point never worked out five just bring him on it'll be fine like how many cases are there that like there's some guy that comes in who's never been involved with any of the games that's like that was just like jeff kaplan too that was the same thing and like a ghost crawler like all of these guys like how did they get known like miyazaki maybe i don't know yeah they're just like yeah these games would be really cool let's go ahead and make one of these games and it just turns out to be really good is he going to be okay for this he was a chief planner of dragon quest 10 also another mmo are a perfect company make and i bet it worked out better than this one and he will save this game and our company from burning to the ground so where is the game you want me to fix there i'll have fun yoshida sam not looking boy wow that went pretty well boss we fixed quite a lot of bugs and problems and had some important features like official forum and auto attack that's good that it wasn't there in the game before amaze me true even then boss this game reputation is still bad i doubt that even if we fix and improve the game to at least be good we won't be able to make up for all the money we lose not to mention we already put this mess of an engine to its limit you're right it's so bad that company president have to do a public apology yeah sorry about that but wait they actually did a they did a public apology for the game being bad is this like a real thing did this actually happen so they publicly apologized for the game being bad holy [ __ ] that's crazy to worry i have a plan what kind of plan boss it's a risky one dare i say it rather crazy and some of us will not make it by the end but it's the only way to get out of this mess what is it boss we burn it nanny the game the server the engine burn every last one of them but we just managed to stop them from burning for a while ago why do we have to burn it again because we will destroy the game and then create a brand new 2.0 version it will be a lot of work but there is no other way i see will mr square enix ever agree to this don't worry i already got a permission and you please let me burn this game no and you please let me burn this game no and you please let me burn this game okay sure problem solved burn it by boss burn it burn it don't burn that i still need it for final fantasy 13 sequel aren't you already made one yes so are you seriously make another freaking one anyway goodbye so final fantasy 14 is over yeah but it's also only the beginning we are not going to sleep for year aren't we you damn right okay guys remember how you make 1.0 version frustrating and boring do the opposite of that okay yes our company next luminous game engine that we also waste a ton of money to make do i ever tell you the definition of insanity don't worry this will be nothing like crystal tool we will definitely keep using our own engine and not one of those third-party one because this is definitely what make the game good yeah okay fine but can you at least downscale it a little bit [Music] that's much better yeah there you go now if you'll excuse me there is another game that need this engine now that we all set operation realm reborn begin all right everyone thank you for all of your hard work and there's the guy after long and tormenting development four phases of better because we can't screw this up some of our team got injured some even died from exhaustion and all of you missed your family we finally finished final fantasy xiv okay and hopefully nothing will go wrong anytime soon boss n a and eu servers are down finally thank god we did it yoshida we revert the biggest financial crisis our company has ever faced we save final fantasy dude i didn't even realize it was so bad that's the thing is like i didn't even realize it was that bad the the original game i wasn't really paying attention to it yeah it was completely broken that's crazy 2014 and the whole franchise and it only takes 15 years out of my life though we still have to work on future updates and expansion oh boy here we go again but at least our company won't face any more crisis ever again i couldn't agree more let turn it into final fantasy xv okay sure also you are fired okay wait what okay yeah that was a good video i i i definitely thought yeah the burning it down and like all that i was very very [ __ ] clever man the players who were stuck around in 1.0 are in in-game credits yeah i know i saw that i saw that why do they have the alphabet here meteor survivors wait what what's this um the original players oh wow so it shows all of the original players right here that's crazy that says people that played the original game that's actually pretty cool that is badass they were the true heroes true [Music] you

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Length: 10min 52sec (652 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 13 2021