Brits Confuse American Celebs For 10 Minutes Straight | The Graham Norton Show

can you understand anything Kevin said no not I I got something about balls at the end is that what he said yeah he said balls yeah he did say balls no can you seriously not understand not very much I I was going to kind of question him as he was going along but I actually tried a show in America done one gig a guy complimented me approached me after the set and he goes He Man are you actually Scottish and I said yes and he goes man your English is pretty good do you know what Cricket is Cricket it's like it's isn't that the one with the things on the floor and you put them with the balls no that's cro we don't have an international cro Star right I don't know we could have he can no no Crick is it's like it you know in uh Jenny block you're playing now what's that is that uh baseball softball stick ball stick ball which is that's a bit like Cricket isn't it it's hard to it's hard to exp it's probably the closest sport in America is baseball but Cricket last five days we break every now and then for food and we spend a lot of time rubbing our balls on our trousers um what he's not even [Applause] joking why do you say it's it's like baseball though I've never seen a cricket match so I don't know I think just because of the ball and you try and hit it I think that's with a stick you hit it with a stick and you run bases as well you run in between wickets um on a pitch between the back and forth yeah like basketball yeah and there yeah it's like a cross between the two just the chest St I do you follow the soccer was an outside chance do you follow not really no no and I know you guys call it football here we do I know that much well that's such a good stuff that is a good song yeah yeah do you know who David Beckham is yes because of his underwear ads okay I think you found the level of our crowd uh I'm going to move this out of shop because we can't really see you behind it so I'll just put that down put that down there safely no back off no seriously be AB sailing in protective now and the FA Cup for the uninitiated hello what makes it such a kind of special thing well it's certainly for a gener my generation and perhaps a bit younger nowadays there's lots of you know football on TV there's games all the time but when we grew up you know when we grew up the only game you'd ever really see was the FA Cup Final in particular um you get match of the day that's been going forever but you know the actual live games the FA Cup finally wake up Saturday morning gr wouldn't you and watch all the build up and um and it's and it's every young lad that likes football and there are some and there are some quite a few um sort of dreamt about playing the FA Cup Final being part of it and I think I think that's what it is it's it's a really traditional event that was known right throughout the world there are other you know there are other circuses in town but also does this thing of the because what it does is this is the only thing I do know about it is that it throws up these weird things where tiny clubs will suddenly be with a major Club sort of DAV that's the wonderful thing about the competition is everyone can enter all the small teams and they it starts in something like August and then gradually they go through tiny clubs play then you can meet a decent non- League side then you can play against a professional club and if you get all the way through to the third round you could conceivably draw one of the the giant teams the sort of the United's the Liverpool's etc etc and at match the day obviously it's going all right the way through now because it's got these FA Cup specials I don't believe I've just have to explain what what the fa cup did you know you didn't know they do youve no idea you've no idea now did you guys uh all chat backstage of course we did and now were you okay with uh Jody's accent I love the accent but could you understand it yeah can you understand it no I didn't understand it I didn't understand one word that we said you you laughed three times yeah well that's that's a sign of disc comfort you don't know because Jody whiter Jody whiter went to America and Jody uh was on uh The Late Show with Steven Kar and you had a lovely time chat away Stephen asked the question you answered them the person who does the subtitles I feel wasn't really Following the show uh this is what they wrote I'm make sense it do make sense no there's nowhere called hooders field it's a real place where are you from hooders [Applause] field Huddersfield beautiful I know oh someone went to drama school classically trained because you've worked with Jessica a lot have you taught her any Scottish phrases or I don't think I've taught her too much but I remember sitting here on this couch a we while ago with um uh I was about to say Dame metal stre but she's not a Dame no she should be you're right she's American American name called metal stre and uh and I tried a Scottish phrase on to see if you could understand what I was saying so I'll try it on you okay oh yes all right this place is pure Hing we ball bags it's Hing your ball bags this place is pure Hing we ball bags this place is pure hoimi ball Banks yeah but what does it mean it means that this place is making your balls feel it's good it's good protected k bank this place is full of egots or idiots that's not very nice to say he said it toor street I'm sure JB C can you can you understand all of this in terms of the East End Vibe yes [ __ ] up complicated man it's like celebrity goggle B just watching he a real panel in the world but now we just thought if could our American Stars you know do uh a cotney accent so these are uh cotney Expressions East Expressions but written finically okay so you you'll get it as we go along so J if you want to read if on the screen so if you read this phonetically you should sound like an exender if you get them they're good okay this is very good Jamie is just try this one try this one Jamie you got there only copies in the house it's got we've got that can you use it in a sentence yeah yeah you could so but try that c a panda there you go see panda panda panda C Panda cheese C panda with fries this what you have it with you know what panda okayand quar pounder qu Pounder with qu qu pound qu pound with bres qu pound with it's like you live in the East end it's like you're in Walford okay here's here this is another good one this is another good one try try this one Cameron how much is it it's about 1050 how much is it yeah how much is it how much is it how much is it basically that's the same thing we see in Long Beach how much is it one last word for russer what have you got for russer coo that's how much it is oh this try out all over this is all over it he's all over it Go jent me do one more time one more time what me me yeah very good very good I was checking into a hotel and somebody came out and said oh do you need help with your bags and I thought they were doing a bit so um I went oh I've been traveling all day you have no idea and then they um kept talking like that so I had to like slowly transition out of it and I know that that sounds like an exaggeration of their voice but then I was back in the country several years later and they were on TV on Goggle box cuz it was Steph and Dom from goggle box they so they actually talk like that that is Hil I never knew that that was a real hotel bed ref you stayed there I stayed there and accidentally made fun of them to their face have I seen pictures of you at football matches uh no have you been to have you been to a cricket match no no it's a very long game yeah it possible to explain to Americans that you can have an international match where England are playing India or Australia and it goes on for 5 days and after the end of the fifth day it can still be a draw there I know what Cricket is I know it's it's like relatively violent and um you know what I'm saying like there was this episode of Friends where Ross is dating an English girl and she she her friends her mates this happened her mates get into a cricket match and he tries to play and he just like breaks all the bones in his body it's wild I think wasn't that rug or rugby wasn't that rugby that was rugby h [Music]

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Length: 10min 10sec (610 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 03 2024