Brilliant Idiots: CrackHead Head (FULL EPISODE)

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what's called DC and Chicago we had a second show in Chicago mance we got those tickets and you know crazy thing I got a shout out the the flavor - patreon man there was a patreon member whose cousin need a new liver mmm and they were just gonna die and so he was like yo man I don't know what the [ __ ] to do I'm just reaching out and maybe anybody is o-positive they could you know help out blah blah blah and I got a liver you can borrow jumped up and gave up gave it up hundreds of people bro really hundreds of [ __ ] people reached out luckily - luckily someone else died and was able to give her the liver but like you know hundreds of people came out and they were like I mean it sucks that person died but whatever like they saved a life with their liver you know that's what you donate organs for exactly well so but the fact of hundreds of people were like yo um you know I got a liver I'm not using it I'll give you a piece of it so I gotta give them a huge shoutout man I was [ __ ] unbelievable to those guys man I would do something like that if I didn't enjoy drinking you drink a little bit I mean not crazy I don't know social drinker right hey I don't drink every day I drink when on vacation is something like that or from like maybe an event depending where yeah depending where what drugs can you do socially and it's okay me not you just like Ken what like you can't be like we don't just it's weed and alcohol anything else gets a little bit I mean no you can't do any math socially depends which a crowd is you know what I'm saying like somewhere there's a party going on in math is on the menu if you ain't doing the math you ain't who you know me did you see how they're trying to get people in Alabama to stop doing meth how do you trying to stop there like stop flushing meth down the toilet because the alligators are gonna get messed up we love all Gators yeah but like how crazy is it that they're like okay I know you guys aren't gonna stop doing man yeah so they've got a threaten them with meth Gators to get them to get off the drugs somebody I lose you I know no side effects of meth I don't know what the symptoms of a meth head are like if I saw a meth head I wouldn't be able to say oh she's on mass it's white crackheads gross I'm saying I'm old school so if I saw if f8i probably oh that's a crackhead him like no that's a meth head I don't know I don't think I [ __ ] up teeth that I know yeah like crackers and I only know that cuz I orange is the new black ah yes I know usually their country sovereign maybe yeah yeah that's all I know but for whites poor whites usually poor white white I mean if you're a rich white doing meth I mean that's just oh just get some adderall that's like a rich black burthen doing crack I don't ever understand that hate you some coke do some coke like a [ __ ] he said crack is wack crack at me like that I get the finest Peruvian Oh women Whitney was like I'm on coke yeah yeah so she was never on the crack I don't know if she ever smoked crack at night I just know that when she did the Barbara Walters interview Brian said crack is wack at old barber nor ever insult her like that alright how good must crack be have you ever tried crack never done never tried crack never wanted to I mean I come from a different era though like if you read Angie Martinez is first book Angie right Angie this is a good conversation this is what we're talking about and read it and Angie did crack when crack was a social drug Nova was wild know when she was living in the bras back in the day it was a social thing to do like and nobody knew what the effects of crack were going to be right crack was just this new thing on the scene like listen you know black people brown people we love the fried [ __ ] so you get some goddamn coke you know I'm saying you fried that [ __ ] next thing you know you got this little crispy bread it rock you know I mean and you're like oh [ __ ] so you smoked it and so she did it once and then she said she never did it again and you know however many years later she saw the effects of the crack on the community but it didn't it didn't take hold of her it wasn't she wasn't addicted do not and if I'm if I'm I could be wrong I think she said she smoked it on like New Year's Eve or something no everybody smoked crack by accident no you were selling crack you never want to try it never but you never saw how much these people were fiending for crack I mean then have you ever seen a crack at have you ever had one that's close I'm really close I thank God that I've always been the type of person that I can I learn from my own mistakes but I learn from the mistakes of others yes I can watch somebody be in a situation yeah and oh this how they got there well let me stay away from there this is nothing appealing about crack that's widened when Lamar Odom was going that [ __ ] I'm like hey brah now here's my question though knowing how bad it is and knowing what it does to people the fact that people still do it that doesn't make you a little curious no no no do crackheads confused me Oh old crackheads are like cockroaches okay even a range is never time I ain't never gonna die nowadays you got that you know that you got cockroaches are immune to the [ __ ] repellent and [ __ ] now really oh yeah story no cockroaches are immune to the repellent ain't army to a sandal not a mute or a sandal you can still think that out that's a fact but that's what I look at crack records don't die they multiply and by the way majority of crackers I know from my hometown I'm still alive today so crack is the the key in a way yeah is the key to longevity is keeping you alive it keeps it listen and you lie everything else that comes with it exactly so think you look [ __ ] up physically right in the broke right to suck a dick or two you know what I'm saying who hasn't if it worth living forever if you're living at the zombie though no yes because you gotta watch all your friends die etc but if all your friends are crackheads oh and you've all suck dick so it's not like dude The Walking Dead is just about crack addiction maybe maybe it's really a metaphor for like the 80s yeah but do you know they've been say another they say that's what that's what uh I think it was Public Enemy put out there project called the song con Night of the Living bass hates that's really truly what it was when you go to you know these areas that are really [ __ ] up and these people are really strung out on crack that's what it looks like a bunch of zombies walking the street yeah so that's really what it is it is a bunch of the Walking Dead who's more desperate the person for crack or the person willing to get his dick sucked by the crackhead well I have some experience in this over I have some experience in you know getting my dick sucked by crackheads that's a good question is going through your head never thought about this until just now maybe I have given it a little bit of thought but it's like when you're selling come up in your therapist no I'm saying I've always been a person that aims to please so I'm selling crack yes you got $20 I got a $20 crack rock boom boom you got a haulage 104 right boom boom I got you nothing is saturd and watching the crackhead come and beg for rock because they don't have no money right right so you automatically got to think of what transaction works right and if a woman crackhead is offering up some fellatio yeah it's kind of like a rite of passage like you do it like you don't want to let them down almost like hey take this ya know because you're worried about them you're concerned about them yeah I'm very well I know cuz yeah it's like the customer's always right the customer should be always right you don't want to let the customer down if I look out for you how do you recover from a bad yelp review on your crack dealing I'm saying and by wait but you're playing but I'm serious if I look out for that person right they always gonna come back to me when they got money or when they don't have money what do you mean that you might be the go-to when they don't have money oh that only works a couple times okay yeah you only gonna do that a couple times no here's my question do you argue at all grossed out by the fellatio like my vision of crackheads is always a [ __ ] the grad guy wants okay you guys [ __ ] oh yeah I [ __ ] this I did [ __ ] her yeah she was giving me fellatio and I like I go get off like this let me okay so you're not gonna get off like that now when she's giving you the head and it's not that good are you looking down her all like good well you said you're not gonna get off like this that's nice to smoke weed I used to drink I was high as [ __ ] you got along you don't use intoxicated and you get ahead of time okay okay okay okay I was just making sure but when you're getting crackhead head right draw somebody right wait so now is it are you are you is the head so good you're like well you are addicted to this [ __ ] like this is real addiction now you thinking about it like that you just like all right yo you trying to destroy $1.00 you know saying and it's it's really nothing I'm gonna think about it there nothing to it like it was no emotional thing it wasn't even really a physical thing it was more so transaction transaction you know saying you want this [ __ ] Rock it's what you got to do to get it which is actually shows the seediness of the underworld you know I'm saying wouldn't because that's just think about that like I'm like you want this rock yeah I'm gonna make you do something despicable to get it well it's not despicable I mean she's offering it it's something that you do regularly they write your life something she does regularly and her regular life how different is that then then a boss that goes hey you want this paycheck at the end of the week you will have to wash those dishes you got a dick I mean if you're a girl and you sucked hundreds of dicks in your life yeah all right guy or guys let's not act like we didn't see minutes in society Oh dog tea burgers dogs Oh goddamn homophobic he really was homophony shot he shot the [ __ ] crackhead cuz the male crackhead offered him from goddamn hey he offered him he says suck my dick [ __ ] you with my mouth oh don't gotta be gay oh my god the big animals are low homophobe oh no dog not I began a different level of homophobia son marry that man listen Taylor when the last time you got off at dinner and sex I got these you gotta think about it you know think about that [Music] come here come here come here man you know the mic real quick two seconds I'm lying I'm lying we get - no Beto's done who is done so you what a guy you offered a guy whatever sexual favor if the guy didn't give you dinner would you be upset yes but when he gives you Dennis like oh no I was trying in the hair about that what um this guy I met him whatever oh you met the guy we went on the first day it was cool second date he wanted me to come over and some I expect like if you want me come over obviously you want to have sex forever right yeah okay so because you know I'm gonna offer me dinner first and then your although defeat me first if you want anything I got [ __ ] up bed in the old dog this guy offers you food and a dicks up and you just killed him I don't even know this guy doesn't know good immediately that's a gentleman something he didn't say I have this cheeseburger he had a meal see he had cheeseburgers you'll imagine multiple imagine a guy comes to you in a guy's like yo I want to give you hey Taylor okay and something to eat that's good but it don't matter it deals a deal you put this on us about dogs yo Charlemagne I got them Krispy Kreme [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] you wanna suck my dick great I'm gonna tell my wife now you know this guy offer me Krispy Kremes and I'm still got it take me some reasonable reasonable listen we briefly mentioned bait oil rock this now oh yeah it's a rap ski huh bro you had a bait oh I had a spark when he started now he's just garbage it is sad I've heard about number was really big on bait over up like this I'm never big when I see everybody hype over something when I see LeBron wearing a hat and Beyonce posting them that kind of makes me be like yeah question where did this come from just all of a sudden right too many teeth to here bro Beto's said this week for what I don't know I remember who he was speaking to he said that he found out that he was a descent descendent of slave owners right bro I don't know why this is becoming a thing cuz I thought him tried to do the same thing to Senator Kamala Harris and there's like her somebody in her family owned slaves it was a slave owner in Jamaica so I did I did a little research on it just to look I'm like what am I am I missing something the guy's name is like Hannibal Brown he was a irish slave owner who died in 1843 why is this thing like people were in my comics like you ain't even asked commonlook about her her granddaddy being a slave owner first of all our grandfather second of all the guy died in 1843 third of all if you're a black in America yeah you do your history nine times out of 10 you probably derived from slave owners to our last name is that of a slave owner why is this a thing what am I missing I mean fourth of all look how far we've come bro it done it 18:43 why am I responsible for it my last names McKelvey why am I responsible for Irish slave owners like how can you look at me say oh you know he's a descendant of a slave owner all right yeah yeah 3% European blood you know is yeah I'm sure somebody in my family at some point in time got raped by sleep yeah like why am I being held accountable for that it's also just the history of humanity like if you go back no Matt even if you go back in Africa your descendant of a slave owner in Africa I'm sure but why is that a thing for bata will work to say boobies he wants black people to vote for him he's trying to vote for him that's actually good people are mad at common live with it no no he said it about himself he's like I'm the descendant of slave owners and I need to apologize for that why are you up because I don't understand why that like this that's a mute point to me right it's a mute point like why it's a non-starter yeah like that shouldn't even be a conversation why is that a topic of discussion oh my my great-great-grandfather was a slave owner and I want to apologize why because because beta all Roark and his people are paying too much attention to social media and too much attention and they're seeing what everybody else is getting flag for and they probably saw senator Harris getting flack for that but that didn't pick up no steam and he's like you know what let me get ahead of this it's a non-starter yeah it absolutely positively is it's better if you're black in America nine times out of ten year to descendant of a slave but it's clarify what you mean by that meaning a slave owner had sex with one of his slaves and then therefore to Mitchell II throughout time like what what do you when you do your DNA test everybody what do you think that European blood comes from right like yeah yeah it's common sense yeah so it's like to me is this like it's just a non-starter I don't even know why that is a thing I mean no I bid all work has to announce that to the world yeah like who cares yeah at the end of the day yeah he's done bro he just looks so destroyed man there was some interview he was talking it was just he was just crippled by it man he's just you could see in this face well I mean he's been done because nobody cared about him running for president and number two Julian Castro just destroyed him at the democratic debate what did Castro say Castro they were talking about um oh my god I forgot what the actual policy and I forgot the actual passing legislation they were discussing war would you like a third is basically told him bro do your homework well I just don't know what you're talking about and he shut them down with whatever they were talking about you shut them down with the actual facts of the situation right answer that just makes you look amateurish yeah you know saying the same Apollo bro no I guess ain't amateur night you're playing for the biggest you know position in the world like do you know I think bado is and a lot of politicians to be honest I was at a dinner once with with these folks right and there's a bunch of like kind of rich successful guys and there's a couple girls one of them was their girlfriend the other like kind of girls just hanging out and the rich successful guys we're talking about having one of the girls run for like State Assemblyman or like like a city congressman or whatever that like lower political things and they start doing the math like you only need thirty thousand votes it's in this part of Brooklyn we could definitely get her thirty thousand votes right and the further we got into the conversation the more she was a pawn for their political agenda we're gonna put you up the figure you know I'm sayin we gonna play puppet master go so this is what I'm realizing politics is in a lot of ways and it actually is why Trump is quite unique even though of course he's answering to people just like anybody else but but uh but like a guy like bado his wife's family is like super rich I think they're like billionaires I think there's some part of his wife's family and his wife's family's friends they were like you'd be pretty cool to have a president why don't we just you know let bado run these kind of mine let's put some money hey let's call up all of our other rich friends give them some money let him run hey call it the HBO connector we got get them to do a documentary on Vado I swear to god these politicians that we think are so powerful are pawns to the people with the real power yeah I think we're bait oh you know people saw how hot he was last year you know saying what was a dissonant race boss I'm selling the right but he was hot dogs nothing was City Governor Ted Cruz the governor of Texas in it I thought but you know he was running up against Ted Cruz and he got he was hot though yeah he was hot like he he energized Houston like I said Beyonce was wearing his hat LeBron James wearing his hat like people were [ __ ] video work so I think that somebody said you know what we probably can get this same energy all across the nation with this guy had a spark when he started but not just garbage the troops in matters that is where somebody like Bill Doyle work should be should be he should be in the Senate right you know saying like I say it's levels to this [ __ ] right yeah yeah I know I know Trump got a lot of people fooled you can go from zero to 60 yeah that's the law I need to change what's up so they gotta have some type of qualifications to be President they do I mean gotta be more than just 35 here you gotta lose have to have held some type of office somewhere bro you have to have a degree to be a barber you do yeah a license you gotta have a license license good point I think that that is what needs to be changed going forward because that's what we do that's what gonna prevent celebrities from getting into it exactly like I wanted people that actually have devoted their life the political public service interesting have you been a city councilman City Councilwoman have you been a mayor have you been in Congress have you been in Senate like I feel like you have to have that kind of experience before you get to be the [ __ ] head of the lead at a free world that's interesting like this all joke aside this ship is really start to look like every movie we've seen where somebody who wasn't supposed to be President becomes president like a comedian yeah awesome [ __ ] like that like the [ __ ] is really liked it so in order to circumvent that in the future yeah simply give the [ __ ] highest seat in the land some qualifications his to dad it's not rocket science yeah what would you say you'd say a minimum like four years of public service yes you've had to have held some type of political office before yeah sorry no you'd have to be married I don't think marriages me but it's usually difficult for people to vote for someone whose office it was a front back in the day anyway what you man like having all those people who were [ __ ] like all the whole family photo ops and all that [ __ ] like that the nice kids and the dog like all that [ __ ] was photo every other day Elizabeth Warren's playing with her dog she rented that [ __ ] problem and you think boy listen think about all of these guys and how like they're not the best looking man they're women aren't the best looking women mm-hmm it gives off a sense of humbleness we talk about like beautiful Nate and they do this the media does this when they talk about beautiful first ladies they named to Jacqueline Onassis Michelle Obama it that's it yo I'm not gonna front Bush's wife kinda bad which one the same this sign back in a day Bush's wife could get the hammer really the hammer be careful with it his president is patty boy [Laughter] you know Kathy Griffin books our own shows she need to know bro Breakfast Club today she's so [ __ ] annoying I like it and the why why do I like Kathy Griffin I like Kathy you find her funny I just think she don't give a [ __ ] I really do I think she I like her for the same reason I like Joan Rivers bro like she just Kathy does not give a [ __ ] and it's something I love about that I love it about it but I didn't know bro she's really blackballed yeah no no you don't say I'm saying she books her own shows like she pays the money she read something she tried to put it was a radio station she said she tried to RIT Radio City me like no no we good we good what no [ __ ] playing like Donald Trump ain't the [ __ ] most petty as presidents ever she says she's scared to see what's on her passport she says she wants to ask but she's scared to see what her passport is labeled it what do you think if she was funny or she'd get away with it no problem with her she's not funny no I only have intent to do a funny bro there are funny people that could say whatever they want but it's funny so they get away with it like an unfunny person does that an unfunny person just cuts the head off it has a bloody head that's an unfunny thing to do a funny person like Chappelle or Rock would find a way more clever and interesting way to go about a subversive way to go about to really get their point expel a rock would ever do that there's a terroristic threat to the presence that's what I'm saying they wouldn't do it because they're funny they would find a funny way or do it Martin both we could call Kathy all sorts of things I'm just saying like I think that she's more of a victim of her lack of funny than she is of anything else I don't think having to do with the funny bro I just think that she that was just a terrible thing to do to a sitting president and by the way I can see how could she could I could see how she could get gas to do it right because the guy is the former executive producer of Celebrity Apprentice it's literally like you know not realizing on the [ __ ] I didn't glue up on you whether you realize it or not now you can keep looking at me like I'm just the executive producer of Celebrity Apprentice or just this [ __ ] who used to be in Domino's commercials I'm the leader at a [ __ ] free world play with me if you want to so forget to Donald Trump look at that president in front of his name it's certain things you can't do to among people you know you talk about Barack Obama all the time they talk about all if you would I used to you know put nooses around pick yo they used and that cut it throats cut like [ __ ] happen to these people people went to prison good we're acting like nothing happened to them it was illegal it's illegal act it's literally in the Constitution intelligence it she said it's good the media didn't show it oh you can go to Barack Obama's Wikipedia page yeah there is so many people that I got arrested and sent to prison for threatening the president solution online wearing the mask and acting like they was killing Barack Obama these [ __ ] come to your door oh sit what's happening what's going on in here yeah big stuffs and cheeseburgers that's what we here for you don't say hey and guess who they gonna mix up dick yeah but I got some cheese burgers they gonna eat yours but I like that like put some respect on the president listen you got lit you can't wait four years wait for it wait eight years and say all the jokes you want to say I've been making drink jokes for a long time okay drink becomes the Prime Minister of Canada one day he will still get this smoke and I took my ass to Canada drink locked me up and had me sitting in a Cell yeah for a million years yeah yeah and I'm complaining about the inhumane conditions he can do that it's all I'm saying like you threatened the president you know it's probably on your passport in the heiress yeah no I'm serious tried to kill the president oh you don't know so all I'm saying is we can keep looking at this guy like he's a joke yeah he's the President of the United States of America whether you like it or not and his consequences to calling out the President of the United States of America and it's definitely consequences to acting like you're holding President of the United States of America severed head in your hands you if they knew it they're not stupid like this PDA with awesomo rule and that's why you did it because you knew is gonna be provocative well you provoked you provoked the ban sometimes you get you know gobbled up by it simple as that what do you think about Trump's tweets um I mean I don't know what song won I mean listen I thought that they were [ __ ] up but here's my thing man everybody is wasting so much time having endless debates about racism sleuthy Don Lemon aren't down let me show last week I was gonna text none I'm actually gonna text them but I watched on last night do a whole 30-minute segment with the header President of the United States the President of the United States is racist bro no body cares nobody cares the people that voted for Donald Trump in 2016 don't care didn't care that he was saying racist stuff then and not gonna care in 2020 you know what I'm saying the people who who who are upset about Donald Trump who are not upset about Donald Trump being racist they're not affected by his racism you know I'm saying and they might share some of the same views say they're probably racist too even if they don't write the people that accept the turkeys on Thanksgiving from the local drug dealers aren't really concerned about the drug deal and they just need a turkey for Thanksgiving right so if you're a politician and you're appeasing the needs of a group of people they're willing to turn a blind eye to the [ __ ] [ __ ] that you're doing especially when whatever you're doing doesn't affect this why why would why would a poor white person in South Carolina care that Donald Trump is racist they don't give a [ __ ] they feel the same way and Donald Trump's messaging is so simple and to the point if you don't like America leave that's all I said bro guess what people eat that [ __ ] up black guy called the radio station in there black guy he's 30 years old right say he's been an electrician for 30 years he said I love [ __ ] America and Donald Trump is right if you don't like it leave the messaging is so simple and so to the point we need to stop having these endless debates about racism because that's not going to keep people away from the polls in 2020 saying Donald Trump is a racist is not a hottie it's not obvious it's obvious but you this is a thing that the Democrats are so bad at is branding like Trump is a master of branding let's just like you said that's simple digestible line if you don't like America leave ain't nobody leaving well like when you really think about it black people women anybody wants to complain all they want right brown people y'all can complain all you want about how [ __ ] up America is you not going he knows that that's the worst thing you can say to a person if it's so badly and cuz he calls you out he calls you out where the [ __ ] am I going you gonna put on the Africa the dashiki whatever to show your support but you ain't moving let's be honest I would move to Africa [Music] bro I would move to Africa I would move to Africa Anguilla if Dad i heart radio station even with the democrats all democrats stop having these endless debates about him right into it you're walking right into it this one I understand about these demographic you don't do the other thing exactly he baits you baits you baits you he waits waits waits and then he has a simple line that is so agreeable right it's just so agreeable if you don't like it here leave any American can kind of get on board with that like well I don't want to go no more he's distracting you from the issue you know of course you know who was supposed to testify yeah Robert Muller on when today push that [ __ ] back and try you know why because there's thick changed a narrative because you know why cuz you know Democrat is smart enough to say [ __ ] the racist [ __ ] Donald Trump is a traitor there you go Donald Trump is a criminal you know saying he needs to be impeached that's it that's all by the way yeah my way we know he's not gonna be impeached because the Republicans in the Senate will never allow that to happen right but you got to start the proceedings to set precedent to show we cannot let a sitting president do this kind of [ __ ] yeah nobody on the Democratic Party is smart enough to say [ __ ] all that raise the [ __ ] he's a criminal he's a felon you know why cuz they want clout oh you mentioned in my name oh I'm gonna be talked about on CNN oh I can raise some more money from my collection bro nothing to get you more clout Nicole and Trump out on that [ __ ] here's the thing that might be true but what's better is to respond to it like if you looked at the the four congressmen that went up to AOC Alana and all them they all would just respond to what Trump said but they love in the limelight but they all ended it with one good bite which was he's a criminal he needed to be impeached if I'm sending that hammer don't slap and Senate no senator Harris is doing it a little bit but she got to go hard senator Harris you're the prosecutor yeah [ __ ] running away from being a prosecutor lean into it yes I am a prosecutor and you know who I want to prosecute Donald Trump that's who I want to see that's who I want to prosecute that like she should be leaning into that so so let's talk about let's talk about both sides about what Trump said because I think it's an interesting interesting discussion right he's basically saying I think there's two ways to look at it right one way is he's like you know if you don't like it here leave if you're always criticizing America and you're always one change in America it means that you don't love America that that's the Donald Trump argument over one sound bite well okay tell me tell me go back where you came from right go back to Africa right that's where one of them came from right so that's why yeah so like so so but but back to what he's saying he's like hey you want to change America so much you must not like it right you're an American that was his line of thinking you want to change America you must not like it your unamerican now Donald Trump ran on a platform of changing America make America great again right does he not like America great point is he an American great point so if I'm the Democrats right now you could never think about this because they're idiots very boy but if they were smart at all if they had a tiny bit of intelligence in that and why your [ __ ] argument they would be like hold on you wanted to drain the swamp you want to change things at about America does that mean that yours unamerican as me or do we both think boom or do we both think that America can be better if we apply these things so Mayo see Omar all them if I'm them I go I'm the most American person because I want to keep improving America Yeah right you say in Trump and but of course they could never [ __ ] come up with that idea but uh but Trump in a lot of ways has the exact same thing in common with those people they're both wanting to change America to a place that could be better these are just their visions the most American thing that wants to make it better fit for his base and AOC in the squad Almighty want to make it better for that base right why don't the Democrats just recognize that and then instead of going back and forth with well you're even the traitor thing you're a traitor you're a racist or you want to separate kids from babies like remove all that don't let Trump take away your pride cuz what Trump did his argument is made him the guy who's on America side and you the guys that are anti America all you got to do is step don't be emotional take one strategic step back and be like well I love America so much I want to make it the best place I just want to make America great like you do if I was a Democrat I would run on make America great again as my sobriety again no no watch it watch it watch it this is why I would run on make America great again and the reason I would keep again is whether you Obama is yes out of Clinton years oh okay it was great before you started doing [ __ ] [ __ ] right so you could go hey you made it if I'm the Democrats if I'm a strategist you started [ __ ] up America make it great again a time where people of color felt safer in people you know trans people would have felt safe whatever your argument is again now you take a shot see I'm on side we are here brilliant idiots everyone so so boom so you do that you just gotta win the branding war is winning the branding here and he'll play to a way lower level he'll speak 8th grade level so help us he'll have a tantrum so much so that he'll keep you in the news I agree with everything that you said just now and I think you take that level of branding on top of this guy's a criminal he's the chief yeah he's a traitor I wouldn't go so far America why is he a traitor boom yeah like take away here called a pride what was the world all you do all you're doing is when you love your country so much what is that you have to play the case against Donald Trump out in the court of patriotism take his patriotism if you want to play that game they're both playing the penetrate ISM game yeah Trump is doing a way better job of taking away their patriotism you have to take away some of his you have to play the the case against Donald Trump out in the court of public opinion yes and his base the people that love him don't give a [ __ ] that he's a racist don't have a [ __ ] that he has raped women they don't get they don't care about 90 days [ __ ] what do they care about if you take a view if you paint him to be unpatriotic you paid him to be a traitor boom and guess who's having this exact conversation right now trumpet is people like yo if we paint them to be unpatriotic if we paint them to be communists and socialists if we paint them to be beefing with our greatest allies Israel etc yeah of the American people are not gonna [ __ ] with them yeah they're gonna [ __ ] with us it's a the the presidential race and a lot of ways is a patriotism game bro Americans love America is a pop culture game facts Donald Trump is out here playing a pop culture game he's winning all his ankles have been pop coaching angle he's one of these little soundbites boom boom boom boom [ __ ] branded a ugly-ass Red Hat you know when gave it a slogan matter yeah he hit you with that the dams have to do that I'm gonna do they just not good at it you know get me wrong senator Harris got some [ __ ] that's flat listen this is good because she's a good vipin she's a poised and good candidate it's not that she's not good like she has the tools she's a you know she's like a [ __ ] mustang or something like that it's got the right engine it's got everything it needs now you got to put some flares on rims on that thing man Rams on it the rims are to make it shiny that's hit the window put the net drop and I get it put the stand I understand it look look if I'm just with Kamala right if we're if I'm just one team come on okay I gotta take a shot at Biden to let everybody know ain't no vice president you did that already though good immediately you don't spend the next 10 days no yeah yeah aim at the big dog now we going oh you see what I can do dividing you ready for it oh stop Trump you also smoke less babaca you know okay why you got that Red Hat you know that Red Hat is very similar to the Russian flag red white and blue which is red and white you know there was some flash blue with a blue blue a car I'll show you with a blue real tongue right so you lean into your patriotism you know what I mean and she shouldn't be afraid of the fact that she has this multicultural background because so do you so do you sir Washington be afraid that she's a prosecutor because when you got a criminal in the White House who better to prosecute that criminal than one of the greatest prosecutors of all time I hope Kamala Harris I hold that in the tuck I hold that I hold that in the tuck and I would people say and you know people want to say oh you know he's she's locked up so many black men this is what I say if I'm her I don't run away from I go I lock up criminals like a criminal and we she has saying she's not leaning in you go I lock up criminals any criminal can get it I don't care what color you are even if you're the president but I don't care what color you are black red white or oh you or you can even drop the orange thing black white orange orange if you're a criminal I'm gonna get you and please believe there might be a criminal out there she needs to get got she's been saying that she's like like her bar has been and I'm paraphrasing but her bar has been like I'm a prosecutor if you think I lock up predators and right now we got a predator in the white house and I'm gonna get them like today and by the way you don't lean into that to the left you don't tell the left right right you say look let's have a conversation about our president and you break down why he's unpatriotic why you think he's a traitor why he's a criminal it's right there in the [ __ ] mama threw two alley-oop these [ __ ] just didn't grab that [ __ ] in Duncan's they don't have a brand you just take certain lines and you run with it boss Dylan yeah that's and that's the thing why like dude it's all about price someone need again you get in her corner you go with these people help them in the Brandon I'm just talking like again if you have no stake in the rain oh you're the best at branding your I don't think anybody's better I'll be honest with you I say it's two all the time if you ready I know I know I mean this I've said it to you all fair it's like when you're ready to put down radio if you just want a marketing agency just simply a marketing agency life I did do that for a president I would never say anything because oh look it's already think I'm getting a check from every goddamn candidate that comes on The Breakfast Club Wow why would I be getting a check from any of these people I mean do they pay today pay to be on radio interviews is that it no okay I mean in any way I think I do you guys a disservice because then we would believe the guests less right kill yourself to do it but but again you do it quiet or whatever the [ __ ] it is but line that [ __ ] up knock it down it's very possible I think I should be doing the exact same thing Trump gotta have I don't think Trump has an argument for Kamala because that's his death is worst and a nightmare I think Donald Trump will wash Joe Biden easy like work like Bernie Sanders onto the big stage wash a little bit more nerdy Bernie's tricky Bernie's tricky because I think Bernie is so pure - oh he's old drunk jokes bro oh no no he's got Joe he's gonna clown the [ __ ] they got Joe and up straight it's done Bernie could be I think with the most common sense intellectual policies dropping like your nose hairs my [ __ ] distract me you know body said like yo what's up with the DeLorean Marty McFly Bernie okay well you are you going back to tomorrow Bernie Bernie but comel is the trickiest one falls and I think because because of the prosecution background everybody knocking her about this prosecution background doesn't rest it that is a thing that could win her election Americans like discipline they [ __ ] like it he loved this she's tough alright I know for a fact I got homies at FoxNews that worked there and then what do they say low-key they're like yeah okay like low-key behind the scenes all those anchors on Fox and everything is like yo comma lies it's tough bro like she's the one that's the one we need to stay that's the one we don't want to see in a general election and who in and have you seen them openly speaking directly to Kamala no no you saw one narrative go out there and that was the narrative that she's not black and I'm pretty sure she did put two months not hold on folks remember there's one narrative came out and you saw all the conservative blogs push that you saw all the conservative news organizations pull it is she's not really black she doesn't know the black experience and everybody ran with it and ii know nobody but you remember that right the second I saw that should go out I was like oh they're scared because it was the first time somebody was mentioned without it was they were talking about her but without directly it was wasn't Trump going to her it was like they were trying to be subversive they're trying to cut her out of the equation before she even got there well she checks every bucks yeah she's qualified good teeth she's she's to be a prosecutor so people know she's tough yeah she's pretty and a woman like that doesn't matter dude being attractive hell see you and I'm not talking about like sexually speaking like Barack Obama's a handsome man like right like the having being aesthetically pleasing does not hurt you at all in a Paulo that's Meghna stallion show you knows anyway man getting just as much attention for being pretty high as she is for our music and everything else people want to drive the [ __ ] boat I'll ride the boat I don't even know what a boat driving the boat ride my goddamn boat you know then you know driving a boat is I got no clue it's like she girls with bottles of liquor it's the same chic as though they do say Palooza but for whatever reason they call it driving the boat was making stuff when you pour alcohol in someone's mouth just water in the bottle Oh from Nevada shots with my boy kirill kirill was here [ __ ] whisper out here yes but no you're absolutely right and um i agree on all the things it's just it's just a bad branding job on on the part of the democrats bro like they really like even they just really not doing what they need to be doing in this situation of fact like for the past two days they've been talking about Donald Trump being a racist it's like yo nobody can it's like describe in Thai food is spicy [ __ ] that are cool spicy people gonna eat it gonna eat it people that are nobody cares non-factor on whether or not i'm a vote for you in 2020 they don't care they didn't care in 2016 they got an 2020 you know what they got a really address they got a dress that the economy is humming that's the toughest [ __ ] the economy is what she said what she said you know the things that they they lean on when they brag about the economy being big which is true with Donald Trump did it again yesterday you talk about the stock market being up yeah and she's like that's great if you own stocks but what about regular everyday people you know I'm saying sometimes regular everyday people they got their like their retirement in formal case in those times so they're seen they're seeing some dividend it look it's an even if you want to credit it all to Obama it doesn't matter people credit the now right so the argument that you got to come up with is what is what is the best way to limit that like or not take away from it go hey yeah we want to continue this great run for our economy we love it keep that money going you know what Trump said yesterday Trump said I guarantee you if a Democrat would have won in 2016 the stock market would have plummeted yeah he said everybody wants a credit Obama knows this day after I got in sky-high then we're gonna keep getting there if you want to go back to not having no 401k your employees want to go back to not being able to give their employees raises let one of them in office the messaging whether it's right or wrong that's brilliant bull [ __ ] in here it's brilliant everybody listen we want money we want to survive what do you think the Asian to do so well Andrew Yang's like you're giving everybody thousand dollars of people like Chinese money word up for this it's simple as that right the reparations argument becomes interesting because like when we get some money free money everyone want some money so if I'm the Dems I'm not taking away from the economy being good I lean in you shouldn't want to listen no disrespect to Democrats and liberals cuz I'm the same way i I try to be morals first but guess what majorities my looking ok about morals an they try to keep a roof over their head easy easy to be more when you're full when you stomach full hmm you know what I'm saying bar so everybody out here talking about you know racism and sexism in morals all that [ __ ] is beautiful money talk to people's stomachs and win an election symbol that but if you can paint Donald Trump not even paying him he's a criminal he's a felon he's a traitor he's unpatriotic on Realtree out you know with patriot ii really he really doesn't care about you he's just trying to line his [ __ ] pockets the plots of his business he's the same corporate guys that have been taking food off your table for years now he's just lied to you and told you that he care so here's my question and this is where it gets tricky and this is what you got it will kind of we'll find a way to manage right people don't care if somebody is is is a felon and getting rich if they're getting rich - or right yeah so like they're like okay Donald Trump might be doing this the line is all pockets but if my 401k is humming all right word up but it's like the Madoff [ __ ] it's like ah Kelly team or Kelly's team made all the other people sleep with all little girls so we have I in the parents two pairs like my daughter when he's check stop you freaking pedophile yeah so then knowing that about humans you gotta acknowledge that [ __ ] people don't want to see that money coming in and they're willing to look past the bad moral [ __ ] as long as the money's coming in or you got to take away patriotism I think it's simple as that this guy doesn't look as if that's the narrative piece that's what he's doing to them and bro it's effective piece of effective is it effective Donald Trump dominates the headlines today hurt and Trump yeah none of these shooters are in Trump the only thing that's not hurt Trump yeah is painting him as a criminal yeah painting him as a felon paint him as unpatriotic and starting the impeachment proceedings yeah it's not gonna happen he's not gonna get impeached but it's our the area that's out there exactly like when you brand it it's like the genius about his branding is now anytime that Omar or AOC or the other to criticize America in any way we're gonna remember Trump's branding which is they don't love America yeah and Trump has already put it out there that none of them are from here which is a lie was a lie he's gonna do their research nobody go to the research so once he says it it's out there and anything that you say that reinforces it sticks so you got to do things with Trump that stick when he reinforces it yes right and that's the thing that they if that's what I would do if I was a damn strategist I'm thinking about setting a narrative knowing that he's gonna say [ __ ] that is gonna be sticky with it because Trump said a narrative that anytime they complain about America all the sudden they don't love America anytime they talk about socialized anything they're socialists and communists he said in there it is when his slogan is that of an unpatriotic a person wait at America make America great again what's wrong what's wrong with it you don't love America by thought you don't love America trip listen for all dem strategies listening to the brewing India's 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oh oh yeah so there's gonna be a black female James Bond is that true no I don't think that's true not it I just thought yeah that's the one that's good it didn't seem like she's playing the character of James Bond yeah that's what it says not he said something like to the effective she's in the movie and they're giving her the title double-oh-seven well double-oh-seven is James man's character yeah if she's not gonna be Bond she's gonna be like Jane bond or some [ __ ] but like that's why double-oh-seven is just a agent I think that you know a lot of people are gonna pull a muscle reaching for all this diversity because I just think that it's certain I just think that is certain things that should just be left the way that they are like that's not diversity to me you know diversity to me is creating a new super secret spy who's a black woman right and then you know building a franchise around her so then 30 years from now it'll be some white people complain and saying we need a white man you know black superhero a woman spy whatever like is it like I don't want to see a male lara croft it's the reason that look like laura croft is laura croft like you know that's not diversity to me diversity isn't taking these characters that used to be you know men or women are black it's telling new stories ever s'ti is telling new stories like so here's an interesting because you know we talk on this podcast all the time and there are some times where I listen and and I've and I've heard you and other people of color say things that when you're a person of color and you walk into a room I'm right you were black Yeah right so like you know saying I'm black I don't like person I mean I don't dislike person to color I'm black I mean it when I say person of color I mean more than black right so it's like what I've heard is you've guys say is like you're acutely aware of who you are when you walk into a room always right you're a black person you're a black man when you're walking up when I walk in a room nobody gives a [ __ ] the black people don't care the white people don't care now today do me maybe now but like there's way less in other words like it's way easier for me to be if I walk into an Apple store nobody's paying attention I mean you're normal I'm cool quote the norm right and so this is what James Bond was all about people don't realize this right the whole point of bond and why it was so effective is because he was a generic white hue bridge so like he could walk into any room and nobody would know who the [ __ ] he was and nobody would suspect anything he was rich though wasn't he rich so he could be a rich guy he could be a poor guy he could be a military guy he could be whatever he could have a nice car like I think my buddy of robby slavic had a funny joke about like if there's a black James Bond he's getting pulled over non-stop in that fancy ass car with the missiles on the side of it like if there's a black female like think about how often wax gets asked by white people if he plays in the NFL yeah you guys have a black girl James Bond pull up to that poker table where they're [ __ ] gambling you know every scene there's this big gambling in the Caribbean waxing the porn throat Oh his crib ease of four sir but like people are curious about why you're there you can't be a spy if every second someone's trying to take a selfie in Bank are you Oprah or whatever the [ __ ] so it functionally the movie has to change and I think it could work actually really well if it takes place in Africa if it takes place where is the norm then double-oh-seven black girl makes perfect sense like this James Bond makes no sense why make no sense because it'll point them out in a heartbeat why is this white guy here I grew and I got to see how the writers would put this together because you know it is the James Bond sister adopt a little black baby back in the day now he's teaching his niece how to be you know like him like like what is it like yeah what is this how did how did you just even handle nobody pull out game better than bond bro this guy [ __ ] a girl every movie hasn't got one pregnant think about that [ __ ] say what he's Pawnee use no condoms in a real dick bro say what you might not be using a real dick he's got some [ __ ] from Q because think about it you got to be a spy you can't leave no DNA behind people to discover you a notification enjoy your mission before adults I never watch James Bond in my life and I'm proud of it he'll know so James Bond the actor was Sean Connery even before him like the guy who made it the big movie franchise Sean Connery and he's Scottish of origin so my mom born raised in Scotland that was like her way of like connecting me to like my culture so we would watch Bond movies together and she was by I was she was so proud man and she would like take my she would like take this like karate belt I had and then fasten this thing where I had like a gun holster that could hide in a jacket I just run around the house like just taking out this gun and she was completely supportive of me just like pulling guns out yeah spying and banging chicks with my mom do you see how this goes I bought it through bond this guy kills people who [ __ ] [ __ ] or women what better way to connect it just [Laughter] right there and [ __ ] us up for the rest of our lives we thought that's what we were supposed to be doing yeah I just um I agree with you I don't I just like i said i don't like diversity that's not diversity we don't tell us it so i don't like the black Little Mermaid I'm gonna tell you why I don't have a problem with that if you see a black girl on the bottom of the sea you can make that [ __ ] drown let's be honest sorry she drowned whatever this is yo but can we talk about black mermaid for a second yeah this is why I think it makes sense as a black girl it's a mermaid outside of mermaid who else has red hair white girls no need don't be crazy that's for teachers that's orange red that red little more like dice exactly only black woman died of hair red mermaid because it's a goddamn mermaid it's not real already bro it's as fictional as it can get like who cares I got that right there is a mute argument James Bond I could totally understand people who being upset about that one you know what I'm saying like I like and me personally I'm not even I don't even care if you're upset my thing is like that's just not diversity but this cheese run isn't real either though yeah but he's a human and he's a guy and he's been a guy forever I've been said about the black teen wolf who would give a [ __ ] it's Teen Wolf you're already good at basketball cinderello and people were outraged I get to our arrangement bring nobody being mad at Brandi that's not wrong that's not bad Cinderella notes over a specific can we get cash the question are they making the the person who she marries white who Ariel marries the prints still white cuz that's gonna be a big problem oh why the white man gotta save you from you've never seen the movie that's what I would tell somebody like that's what happens in the movie like you know I did but I'm not authentic gonna have to make the whole cat black right say well you gotta have a black father that's actually in do it was like oh dude I can really about will be go over in this agent guy and they supposedly made Randy think peace isn't gonna come out about this [ __ ] like why is the white man know why does a black woman have to give up her voice to marry a white man by the way I don't even think it's effective her being a black woman that's playing James Bond I know I'll tell my Ariel no no I'm saying in general with that scenario it's not that it's a black woman I think it's just because it's a woman period like I don't think that should be that's that's it I think that's a gender specific role go back to my Laura Croft reference that's like having a man play Laura Croft but let's can't happen but a man could do it before a woman could be bond what do you mean like a man could do all that ninja stuff that Laura Croft us more Crawford's gender-specific it's a woman right because she's like sexy no there's the only reason she's full disclosure never seen Tomb Raider I played the game either side you never said you never played the game no I just know it with ginger specific yeah okay Metroid you ever play Metroid back in the day yeah I think so that was a woman when you beat Metroid I thought I'm thinking make a man no no metroid yeah when you beat Metroid and the character takes his helmet off yeah it's a woman right you didn't give a [ __ ] you know me the whole time you're just playing in this person with the alpha dog in the helmet yeah but it's all be like oh she does a woman that's a nice twist James Bond has been a man since the beginning of some time yeah like he goes around he bangs different women can a woman James Bond go around a bang a bunch of different guys oh she gonna be a ho trickle man would she let them eat that [ __ ] in their walk away yes yeah I get that okay yo by the way if they did set it off over well I would have cast the guys that would be whack that would be whack they recanted that oh yeah but set it off is greatly because it's a cast of women yes that's what makes set it off so good like oh [ __ ] women robbing banks that's different I don't want them I don't want them to flip that in the future me like let's let a bunch of guys do set it off is it's like that's what guys do there was dope it's like instead of just like marrying a guy and then like divorce him and stealing half his money is like you going right to the bank you go earn it that's how you say what the quote-unquote new cash for it what for set it off yeah no yeah see it no being sarcastic guys oh wait you thought it was real know who I'm talking about the casting of young MA playing Queen Latifah's character and set it off block is they both like vajayjay there you there you go no it's my hero bro I think she the coolest dude I mean rapper like she's the [ __ ] coolest she could be a big initiator yo I don't know why she's not looking cool what freestyles every once in a while but her whole swag and everything is dope who else who's worth of the kiss keke palmer as the one that died I'm at the breaking beliefs character yeah I forgot her name in the movie uh I look at the picture all I'm simply saying is man it would be wack if they did set it off with a bunch of guys and I'm all for black woman spy movies I would love for them to create you know actual characters around these women by the way I'm just tired of remakes period I get one is highly we're gonna stop being original again yeah did you see somebody posted a meme a few weeks ago that showed everything that was in theaters now it's like the [ __ ] 90s it was like child's play and a jungle book like all this [ __ ] that's been done before like I want to see some new [ __ ] like don't give me the old even the old [ __ ] in live-action that's cool you know where's the new idea movies got too expensive to take a risk on that's what happened you don't think you're taking a extreme risk on a remake so check it when movies used to be like 1015 million dollars it was easier then movies became a hundred million dollars and when something's a hundred million dollars you're not willing to take a risk when it's 100 million dollars you gotta know that there's a built-in audience for that project and whatever reason nostalgia works and people go check it it does bro I'm looking at somebody's somebody titles ain't doing great but they are they failing more than the average movie fails I don't know I usually do a little bit better but common sense tells us when you take a risk yeah and you try something new yeah you create something new it pays off bigger I listen I'm with you Lord of the Rings now Lord of the Rings that [ __ ] y'all watch me FEMA throne but but Lord it rings it one is a backup that's not a risk because what they do is if the book yes okay so it has to have an existing fan base like Marvel they don't mind spending 200 million three hundred million no Marvel cuz they know they got 300 million fans that are willing to go see it you're gonna make a billion dollars but if it's some random story that there's no book nothing it's just some random movie that's coming out there like hey risking that people don't want to leave the house they're bringing back [ __ ] who gives check-in ready this is what you could do ready and I know this is an existing property but it wasn't as popular like movie I know you didn't like it but movies like bright I don't think you can have a new movie in the movie theater and it does well that has no existing story no existing fan base but I think you could put it right on our TV you could put it right on Netflix and I think those stories should just go right onto the streaming services and develop the fan base there but his movies that have done it like let but what what's one this I get out get out was a brand new idea a brand new concept didn't cost a whole lot of money to make it wasn't brand new bro The Stepford Wives already did that [ __ ] twice it's just blacks kind of resort what's the same thing but either way it was a new title it created a new cultural moment had [ __ ] telling you to get out to get you Twitter ship to get out the sunken place like it did well all I'm saying is chances on new creative new ideas bro it gotta be another [ __ ] Jim Henson out there it gotta be another Spielberg you know I'm saying like it gotta be somebody that could create some new groundbreaking [ __ ] all I'm saying but you got to be able to take the chance be able to take the risk yeah people don't want to risk it with their money man they don't want to invest in [ __ ] I think they're freaked out B is like TV's not thinking the money that I used to write so they're like yo we got to be careful with these investments yeah you know a lot of things failing the [ __ ] out of it keep it more 228 down I just know I did I just listened black service 36 point nine million deal what okay I bet how much equal to me twenty something million really this first weekend right all I'm saying is like listen I'm all for diversity they don't saying I just want real diversity yeah I don't want to see existing characters oh let's let's let's make this character gay now let's make this character white now let's make this character you know Asian now no yeah I'm like what Marvel's I'm about to do Shane chief Shane she is a real Asian character who was an Avenger who existed in the Marvel Universe that's dope black panther was an existing character like yeah do that like it's real diversity you could do mugging you right now Marvel's looking for a gay character Valkyrie was Ben was gay in the comics for a long time the girl yes uh uh Deadpool was like you know I used to chalk up the white boy humor but Tipu 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stopped fighting maybe he got injured her stomach got crazy knockout power back then he did right you know what I'm saying four years ago Keith Thurman was one of my favorite boxes yeah period um still cool but I feel like injuries that slow them down a lot um I just don't I think he's still got enough to be a whole backyard yeah I really do I think you got enough to be the whole pack yeah yeah I don't I can't see Pacquiao beaten Thurman if he does it'll be on points but like how does he beat them that's what I'm curious do you think he's gonna outbox him Thurman yeah who's outbox Pacquiao you have flow weather but besides that I don't think you outbox Pappy Bradley Burroughs everything Bradley do the dog and a couple of old fight he was a dog but I thought I thought that that was robbery mm-hmm they fought three times yeah oh I don't know isn't it Pacquiao beats Thurman I won't be surprised I'm really just betting you for gainst old age right now that I'm still thinking that Keith Thurman has having more left in the tank that he's been showing in recent fights or I think if keep Thurman fights the way he fought against the Shawn Porter he beats Manny Pacquiao fair you know Jackie I was not gonna fight the way Shawn does cuz Shawn's gonna get in there be scrappy but he's in and out he's more like Shawn is a lot more brutal and violent a lot more calculated yeah and Kim Thurman handle Pacquiao's power hey it's gonna be good to see it's gonna be a good fight cuz the punch is gonna land punches is definitely gonna land it's gonna be a good matchup you know I'm saying I just can't I just think yeah I don't know I saved Thurman on points okay decision terminal points okay I think if I think it's possible that Pacquiao loses a bad decision meaning he could you should have won the fight but you know the powers that be in boxing don't want to go that way I don't give a [ __ ] about packing no more but I don't think I don't think they care about pack anymore for judges to be on this side like that's that's what I'm saying I think the judges will be on Thurman shot yeah it was the young guy firm is the guy a thermos Prince fight will be great right now I know it's no it's no cash a in a Pacquiao Vince fight for what other than to be a showcase for Earl spits yeah the show is that this is the guy this is who people need to be wise I don't want tacky on a fight Spence cuz I think Spence will just walk like Roy yeah destroy him Pacquiao term I mean Thurman's [ __ ] much better match up something I would much rather see no disrespect to Pacquiao send him out to pasture yeah I'll bless them still a guy still look good guy for people to fight you know me like I'm looking forward to the fight on Saturday yeah whose name where is it I have no idea yeah son berkland is it is it no I don't think so yeah what else we got man oh yeah dude I've been having so much fun as a white observer of a black Twitter and and in this city boys hot girl thing that has been going on oh my god this has been so much fun so much fun I don't know who's calculating the points or where the points are or what counts as what amount of points but it is just so enjoyable to just sit back and watch oh I am a faithful black male yes so I know nothing of any hot boys some was my boy summer City III you know I used to run the streets back in the day right it was popular to be a city boy I guess I was considered a city boy I just think it's really disgusting how a lot of these hot girls are like sexually harassing these city boys that's yeah there's a lot of me to [ __ ] going really I guess a lot of sexual assault from women like I'm watching women's just grinding up on guys and grabbing them especially what I hate when city boys and hot girls get together it's a competition what I hate to see is the hot girls and the faithful black males ah girl gets what a faithful black male bro it is sexual assault all day long and I don't understand why these hot girls are so hell-bent on trying to make these faithful black males cheat yeah why would I say about you like grow up yeah what is your theory why do you think that they get off on that do you think it I I think it's just uh I think it's a negative there being negatively influenced uh-huh I think that you know they're watching Magda stallion be a hot girl it makes living her life what they don't realize is meg is 27 years old so meg is going to what I would I used to I used to call the whole phase you know understand not saying I'm just saying that it's a phase of your life well you just don't give a [ __ ] and she should be in that phase of her life right now she young right hitting money she living a lot of you girls away old did it make you know what I'm saying oh you don't have the money made guy you're not City girls you're not hot girls you're hot lady not even hot you're lukewarm you know yeah so what do you celebrate may have every reason to celebrate this summit have you thought about that all you women had a following make just Diane claiming you're a hugger have you thought about the fact meg has every reason to celebrate this summer what do you celebrate student interesting yes done she won't pay off Texas Southern University by the end of the year what are you celebrating what do you think there sell but you think they're living their best lives like like Duval that's that's interesting how is it possible to live your best life with Lea student loans where'd you come from I wouldn't consider myself a hot girl but I'm just confused so you think because a lot of people are saying that hot girl summer is just like enjoying yourself so you think that you can't just enjoy questions-- questions-- live in our best life in the cleanest way possible no I would like to ask a question on behalf of the flights here the white boy okay so what exactly is a hot girl it's lighting yourself man you're confident you're happy you're doing a thing in school you know how to live the best of both worlds there's no guys and I mean obviously this you know there's some guys involved really so no dick involved it could be if that's what you like watch this be how you weren't happy without a man that is a good question I'm gonna tell you why that's a good question and I thought about this it needs to be okay no China listen all you hot girls and hot girls and city girls need to listen up to this right well Taylor won a piece hot girl the city never heard that definition of hot girl City okay what I've heard about hot girl city girl is that they're girls who don't give a [ __ ] about what these guys talking about they running through these guys this summer girl city girls separate okay the city girls are scammers you know okay man okay so you need men so hot girl have men to do it [ __ ] whoever you wanna [ __ ] that's different from city girl city growth is [ __ ] everybody seasons two different summers so the city girls need men the hot girls don't like crazy scam women as well you can now who going to church on Sunday this is your other two hot girls I go to Sunday I mean I go to church every Sunday and I take my godson so why are y'all hot cuz of the temperature you know have your skin now suit you got a doobie on each have a great time but nobody won't do that in the winter yeah yeah yeah you know you're gonna be a hot girl again once you turn about 67 they just think all minutes in joy mean you know me we're just gonna be real hot yeah so what's the point is it all of this loving yourself yeah really it's just putting a gimmick on it I don't get that from what I'm seeing on Instagram look at whatever do Walpole yeah I just look at Duval but that's what I'm saying no because there are girls who go under that premise but a hot girl summer is literally just doing what you want being happy about it and not caring about how people judge you so it's not like the whole phase the minute some girls like you being fatty is what they want to do judgment-free that's what they do other girls they just want to have fun with their homegirls and stay up late before work in the morning so watch it on the ass off of me what happened what happened what happens when fall comes ladies are y'all thinking ahead yeah she's got money I'm gonna just wait for making this time to come up with new tires go travel first class to change the forecast okay girl you're hot oh you're okay whoo okay again let me just clarify here so you have V hot girls no sorry city girls they they don't need the men right and then hot girls are lesbians is that what you're doing what you want to do as a hot girl okay so you hot girls have vibrators ever you wanna do that's it city girls is like more scamming more finessing like you gonna have these guys buy you a drink at the bar you a city girl a hug girls do you need a man you know how does a hot girls need men a hot girl go get the bag and get the drink herself if she sees it fit a city girl her goal is to go to the club and only men are gonna buy me y'all know the hot boys started all this year right I'm talking about juvenile BG turtle oh wait no Jesus Christ you young ass young lady you don't offend us do things to be the hot boys hot girls like back in the day you know that yeah yeah you love make this does the style in six she's almost 6-foot a six-foot flat if you're a girl who's big you're a stallion you're an Amazonian Amazonian [Laughter] [Music] don't you girls and you city boys I'm a big Oh a hot girl who that somebody with student loan debt come in she dressed like a hot girl the definition high growth I think I just heard some [ __ ] what's your definition hot girl you just gotta live your best life whatever that is [ __ ] so I hadn't you want to be a hot girl put that coffee on it so I have nothing to do it [ __ ] no I mean for some girls that's the best life really what's their best life what's my best no no those girls were there [ __ ] all the time I thought they was out here [ __ ] me too really literally just whatever you think fun is to you what you want to do with your summer your life is take out Finn being in the mix so what did y'all call this [ __ ] before this summer being gay yeah always need a song the [ __ ] men automatically think that it's I'm not against it I just thought it was sexual I thought it was something I thought it was y'all [ __ ] whoever y'all wanted to [ __ ] without a care in the world I really thought maybe stuff the song somebody I'm living my best life I ain't going back and forth but you [ __ ] me I ain't going back and forth with you [ __ ] I'm having a great time that's what I thought pretty obvious straight someone else out like that though yes why night because making the science Amy know it just don't sound like that all I know is can y'all know what to do with your lives without a song attached to it yo future like he's scripture I don't follow future your old future we listen to limp Biskit are you hi girls are doing is sexually assaulting all this faithful black males I see a lot of sexual assault is a troll because a troll this is my problem with black men don't cheat and that's owed you a million times because you genuinely believe it and you think you're doing something good which is nice but you are so proud of yourself that you have become naive because black men don't cheat and because of you and your means that you did it with everyone is seeing it as a troll so although you believe it you and Duvall have packaged it to be somewhat of a joke if Obama or Denzel Washington like came out oh you're right [Music] are they implying that in fact some black men do cheat I will tell my three hot girl nieces I would say to y'all I hope hot girls someone the pregnant girl went and in single-mother spring and child support someone next year's like men right aren't they supposed to stay faithful to us black men is someone exactly oh okay I mean I mean should you you [ __ ] them you do you scam them that's you coming up off of a [ __ ] a hot girl somewhere just empowering girls summer is like the hot girls swimming I'm with it I'm with the home with the empowerment of the hot girls him okay thank you city girl [ __ ] no I'm glad we by the way city girls ones pregnant ones in jail yes you secured the back doing city girls maybe ones in jail what you don't know it to America wet which which one is she she's the best rapper I love the city girls but I'm gonna tell you something jay-z don't come home soon I was having this discussion I think that uh I think meg is a cultural star meaning like black people will hip-hop the hood we know make this Italian we love make this time but I think when you're talking about you know a star as far as traditional ways city girls are still bigger than because they got a number-one record you don't saying no I think what i'ma tell you what I think make is done better is Megas branded ourselves better as a person people give a [ __ ] about making to stallion you know I'm saying I don't know if we care about young Miami in that way my people follow mega Stein on Instagram they care about stuff that she posed hey you know tux I don't yeah weirdly enough is is harder douchey camera two is dub you should establish yourself on a wider range when you're actually good at rapping like you know we defend women who actually rap but don't get enough credit for it then you have like the people who have everything written for them cuz Meg could spit yeah they're really the stars no McEnroe but megastar mex trajectory is only going up I'm just saying right now at this moment you know the spreads on ass Johnny better role model of the city goddamn stretch marks come on make it some shea butter on that [ __ ] of something oh we can tell he's having a stretch box cover wow wow no wonder we don't see too many from the behind bikini bathing suits from you girls [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] take em off you wonder why women do you like bring it up to me Tigger is a cat right it's a tiger [ __ ] is a cat yep I thought you thought my Rap City 106 and who's ticketed it's a tiger off we neither okay the tiger off okay so are you okay with a guy who's lost a lot of weight and now has stretch marks on his sexy I think men get away with being badly shaped a lot easier than girls they could make it not like short guys you could not like guys the stretch marks you can not like all these things but then we gotta like everything about you without insulting right otherwise know what you don't like just to state your preference what isn't it the same thing no man [ __ ] yeah like like what about like skin tone okay for example like when Kodak black said he didn't like dark-skinned girls I love dogs but we the way he delivered it like he was talking about it like it's a code black code black look like one of the lesbian dark-skinned women he probably hates it's not Kodak beige what Chris Brown said that didn't bother me city girls y'all gonna talk we're time go what would piss me off was like all his little fanboys like all the reactions that they had afterwards their reactions oh well now we're not talking y'all nappy headed ass like when women in general like say anything whether it's turning down you know you got you hitting on me or we're disagreeing on something you black men in particular always click to play the nappy headed role as if your mama's not nappy headed is if you not nappy headed as if your future kids are not gonna be nappy headed like they say it like an insult and there's nothing wrong with my nappy hair so you know that's what I had an issue every single one y'all got a perm [Music] blow up yeah oh you got a blow okay so what you got McHale oh go out so if y'all love nappy hair so much why don't you just let it be like that first of all listen why do you think I'm not [ __ ] on them for that to actually don't care whether what you do with your hair at all no no I'm dissing but you're like except our hair and y'all don't it's not that we don't set what's with me personally it's not at all except there's just a lot to deal with as of like when we have different texture than white women right also we gotta stop saying nappy like the stuff we called night night just we nappy and just having your natural hair because when my hair is natural like a lot to be here oh yeah not combing my hair yeah you often do you think guys can like you you think guys don't find you equally beautiful with your natural hair no it doesn't when I and I don't do it for attention but the attention that I get when I have a weave in versus when I have my natural hair out two totally different which is more when I get braids i get more white boys i don't know why but they love that really I'm sorry to say at you but it's like why I'm the white guy here so I'll act as the representative will go after you when you have the braid then they know you're black when you have hair like this it's good she dominican is she Latino what is she you know I love when my wife takes her braids up and she just got the big afro I love seeing my daughter's when they getting their hair undone and then the mist of like in between you their hair than in the hair is just out I love the big afro yeah my day so I was like - sweet hair like that I love it this flies [ __ ] yo maybe that's maybe that's the new hot girl summer we just let's a hair out our let your vagina hair grow so you'd be really hot as [ __ ] down there and you can really have a hot girl summer what the girls [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I can't even take a perm yeah what do you mean by that it's too much like I spent the whole night trying to [ __ ] and then I found out she got here in her [ __ ] and I must turn it down ya know I'm gonna [ __ ] what if this gradable yeah you can grab it okay I here's the thing ice not my preference but I'll still [ __ ] like I can either out no my night it is it all over the lips and everything or is it just above it if it's just above it no but what it's like when it's a cover in the lips and everything is completely like if it's all over that area like nah it's just like take care of your [ __ ] you not getting to my balls anyway like all girls girls all these my god when I make it to the balls is different I mean yes you can lick balls here's the proud of you bro ready no I'm proud I know [Music] [ __ ] right your pussy's right when we're eating your [ __ ] we're internal that means our face is all up on that pubic hair right our dicks you're not getting all the way to the base of my dick no no the ball shaved that's one thing balls to sitt one thing I'll talk about get down the whole shaft like you put your mouth on it to get to the new so you go on the shower and then what you gotta do is you got to grab them at the base to push them out to create some like like firmness to create like up like a basketball and then you shave for the city boys I would like to say many many all should be sucking dick what couldn't many other married go to church every Sunday no you don't end up in hell okay that's part of it that's how you get married hold on that's for real because I just put my nose I don't know you mean the pubic hair right there oh because this is a book called the ultimate kiss you survive the ultimate kissed each other you aegina my lesbian know a young lady recommended me this book years ago maybe Stan works for her married in 2014/15 so even for 2016-2017 God knows my heart all right okay I guess I am meanwhile y'all out here just hot girl in all summer so can because in power would hot girl in and second date okay how can you be a hot girl and not suck but what if that's what if that party ogress I'm what if you want to have fun in something got one and what if suckin dick is the most fun in the world for you then enjoy all the time or get [ __ ] every month correct a lot a lot or like Larry King over here girl always suck you off but never give you some cheeks or what so would I rather only get head and never have sex or only have sex never get head or die rather have I'd probably rather [ __ ] really yeah because I enjoyed pleasing right like I get off on the girl getting off like that when I was in high school yeah she was a virgin she didn't want to have sex so she just you used to give me a nice to eat her up I was cool with it I wasn't sure Patel spoke another girl's I was a blackboard magnet why do you think that why do you think prior to black men stopping cheating why do you think they did cheat in the past what do you think of it was why wow that's the old-school thing right there okay so how do they get to come out of there so they're just young and dumb Black Mage the jackal what every morning that's why you watch to recreate those scenarios now a producer writing the script from scratch don't jerk off to the dialogue and like create a whole scenario on my head the two boys sitting next to mama well the cuboid I sit next to mama [Music] there's much attention anywho I'll go home and might create a scenario in my head you know B it'll be so much better than watching porn cuz it's like so what scenario will you create definitely I share that but it's like well it's you saying if you go home and play with yourself yes yeah I don't wanna hear about how you made your fingers thing but the vibrator can [ __ ] you up because it says unrealistic standards you have this vibrator named night like names we know a change no matter what you tell me I can't turn into a rabbit that is very true but you can become realistic expectations vibrators create 100 percent because y'all are always so wack that we have to get to a bar buddy fill me so it's like a bit better and ask for directions I probably wouldn't need it as much but there's that's something that we physically cannot do but you can make like a vibrator can't finger you have to get to a level of comfortability with a with a person yeah to start asking for directions because think about it if you just get with a guy and that guy starts asking you directions on the first day you'll be saying in your head why am i [ __ ] you then you even know what you're doing good point so if you're about to mess with a girl she's in she's gonna give you a head and she's like can you guide me oh no we should tell you what to do tonight why am I getting head from a blind girl why does she need a guy you my god now y'all like being told what to do in beds with you know first before I tell you I can't just jump on to get on y'all I like it like this you before that's a good argument you guys have you guys how [Music] 28:28 cheesesteaks different poor lady all all hi different ballgame you know this [ __ ] it's a lot man I think you you could probably could be a good 46 I'll say 49 49 28 and Philly is 49 everywhere else you've been around sharing with nobody man you've been through it it's all good Makayla the stallion been back there standing up for how $0.26 24 and then 22 Compton 22 no table set you claim no no so he was one day encouraged to like go to college and stuff like that like don't mind II would be older I mean I just want to get some so credit for being wise let's see just a little crazy take point twinkle IQ up to some now you are up to something are you telling her they know you're not crazy you just up to something up to something you look like this you're like yeah yeah like you've been twiddling your fingers a lot [ __ ] yeah like the fact you made up these scenarios you probably do that more than just sexually you're like making them all different crazy scenarios how about right somebody's [ __ ] now hey Taylor Makayla sim Jillian I don't know how to tell you this I'm tired of talking you have a blessed day we appreciate you your contributions to the podcast would think we're grateful for those ok I just want to know what a hot girl in the city girl was then y'all got into some conversation about sucking dick and playing with yourselves it was y'all we don't want to hear that [ __ ] all for viewing destiny king of the city boy what I don't know what you called a girl Duval got on her on his record but her name is um what is her name her name is I think is chameleon nope you did that to yourself her name is its chameleon chameleon my homegirl ashley salute to Ashley Ashley put me on to her when we was in Anguilla killed it he she killed it on Duval's oh yes she got a line what she says Nino's she said where my project holds that get [ __ ] me no I said have some new chick and I never ever in my 41 years distance had a woman ask me to [ __ ] her in her nose big nose and that's impressive to me you can actually fit something in your nose it has to be like oh it's like like when you fish hook a girl or something like that well you hitting it from the back of the guy just puts his fingers in your mouth and pulls back like that sore single fish well the regular guys before they grab our waists I call that whiting perhaps like but sometimes you just got or like you just like I hate hot girls that I realize what's hot girls and all girls got one thing in common but they don't listen I told them I didn't talk to them they don't take no man they don't know that's it we're done for the day you want to give me your Twitter's whitey Oh what Instagram okay that's fine size on Scotty hi everybody you can follow me at Jillian's superstar it's the right way like a and then the no in between like Madison I spell it and then sym cuz I get these trade tariffs which ina correct before all these products like send Olson it's gonna be something I don't know do what God gave it to me I thought of it in church Monday I should have been listening but I wasn't and that's what I thought that's a that was the devil distracting you maybe he should have been listening but instead the devil was distracting you and that's what he came as a good point all right as always if you listen to the podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant you absolutely right if you listen to this podcast you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know [ __ ] you're right - it's the brilliant his podcast thank you for listening and uh I just want to tell you whole lotta is the tasty new fruit nut and seed bar from Clif Bar this soft baked snack bar has all the goodness you want like pumpkin seeds almonds cashews try cherries a ginger and none of the stuff you don't that means no gluten soy dairy or added sugar okay that's how you hot girls keep your stomachs flat this summer Plus this pack with 10 grams of plant-based protein visit Clif Bar calm slash idiots for 35 percent off a trial pack of Clif bars new whole lot of bars that's Clif bars calm slash idiots

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