The Fighter and The Idiots (Feat. Brendan Schaub)

it's so stupid yep Charlemagne the guy and Rochelle we are the brilliant idiots and uh you all might already know about Kadeem okay and Duvall all right Ellis from their YouTube channel are the instagrams alright Kadeem and Duvall Ellis they have a new podcast out now called dead-ass which is full of unfiltered raw and honest conversations about raising a millennial family I'm going to assume could Nina Duvall from New York because only somebody from New York would name their podcast dead-ass alright but you can get into the more taboo things most couples don't want to talk about like how often they have sex at a tougher times they've gone through together the first episode of dead ass is out now and you should check it out it's available in all podcasts apps and I got shows I got shows I'm bein Nashville Nashville Nashville this Saturday okay the 18th of May we got two shows at Zanies comedy club get your tickets while they're still available then we got next week we got the weekend after that sorry we got a Columbus Columbus funnybone greatest chicken tenders in the whole country in my personal opinion we get after that we got the st. 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gonna bring more to new venues sorry about that but uh the new shows we're gonna try to bring a lot more so you guys can gobble that up but yeah man thank y'all so much for the supporters get back to the show first of all what's up happy birthday she's not even in the room to a young lady whose birthday I was muting all day long I was purposely acting like I forgot her birthday but I told her I was gonna purposely act like I forgot her birthday right y'all might know her is fun-sized T or state property or are the [ __ ] that y'all do not like to hear on the goddamn podcast you know somebody had the funniest comment on soundcloud cuz it was like 30 comments that people just [ __ ] on Taylor and then it was just one comment that goes yo I don't know why y'all so hard on Taylor she look like you got some good [ __ ] something nice like you know I mean she actually sounds good on the mic no no just good ol objectification why do you think they hate Taylor so much I have no idea I mean I'm not gonna sit and act like she has anything of value to the podcast she's a great producer for not never claimed to be talents I can't be mad at her if she was claiming to be tally and we put her on the mic and she sucked like I asked you suck I can't be mad at a sinner cuz they can't shoot three-pointers you right man yeah yeah Taylor sucks we didn't ask y'all yeah we never said she was good really did offer that immediately immediately sound like we interviewed her on the podcast right it sound like we gave her a segment it was like here's Taylor's Taco Tuesdays or something nothing she literally came on the podcast for like two minutes was like actually a female perspective shut up [ __ ] you sound dummies [ __ ] where is she we got a special guest in the building we do big diesel ass [ __ ] Brendan Schaub what's up man what's happening Brandon my guy some of you no Brendan from his pockets the fire and a kid some you know I'm from UFC getting knocked out by fat guys we're knocking fat guys out also not bad guys you know I mean some of you know I'm from from his Showtime shows below - below the bellies Showtime but you also Showtime but you also put it up on your YouTube yeah so the distribute the television side and then also the podcasts YouTube side right right um obviously he's one of the recurring guest on Joe Rogan's podcast number one platform in the world you enjoy had a street fight like yeah yeah I got you and him together no we're friends me he's also a lot older than me bro no I'm talking about y'all [ __ ] try to get it say something you got them ears I look at them ears bro you get into an argument with somebody somewhere random look at them [ __ ] ears that means right there take a little tortellini bro it is that's like let me let me put it in perspective like when I was growing up if someone had like a red bandana out their back pocket yeah yeah yeah I'd be like don't mess with them hey this is the Caucasian version of the red bandana it's not just Caucasian it's universe I've never seen a black guy with these years total but there's some guys who have it yeah but they're professional fighters you could see a guy who works at Subway would go with those years no I mean if he Russell in high school next what I'm saying what how often have you seen just black guy that was a regular job with those years you know what the problem is it's like it's like a distraction like you I can't fix them cuz like a badge of honor in the fight games right now I can't get them fixed nobody they're not good first of all how did that happen it's good trauma to your ear so if someone's always like rub it on your ear yeah it it like builds as think so your ear separates like the skin so it separates and your body goes oh there's a void so it fills it with fluid and that key and it hurts so bad so bad and it keeps happening keeps having just from grappling and boxing keeps happening then finally that fluid calcifies super hard so why does that happen to my penis cuz I'm always playing on my dick for years I'm not playing hard yeah like calluses like on your hands yeah for years now what is that from cuz I used to have a 72 inch vertical leap so I used to be dunking out the [ __ ] gym 72 72 Wow Charlie believe me I'm not here to convince you I think it's great everybody keep telling you I'm getting old guys but you are again you had a new haircut today for blac Chyna huh yesterday yeah cuz your head is looking shine hey bro it's gotta mean I got a meeting later what's your meeting with um I've done no I'm not gonna say but I got a meeting we got a big time meeting yeah it's cool it's like I'm sure I've never heard seen it shine in this way you have a nice shape to your head yeah yeah I'm perfect for baldness that's why I like I don't have to get like the [ __ ] fake hair lines or anything like that cuz I got a head for a Baldy do you think Charlotte man should get fake hair Brennan oh he wants it badly he won't admit it but he wants it badly no I would say some to know he the shaved head looks good on him like you I couldn't do I can't pull off shave I've done it before it looks bad let's race [Music] Dana Dana looks like Bryan Callen should do it but he doesn't Brian is is Brenda's co-host on the fire to keep Park in great park as you guys gotta go check it out father times his barber so it's like just heads like going fading that he's holding on for dear life it looks like like a baseball field where poor people are [Laughter] I hate guys like that but I feel sorry for those type of guys but you already know you can't because you're seeing Germany Piven so people yeah people forget but he was the filling for Costanza on Seinfeld cuz he had the same kind of hair line [ __ ] here really yeah but then he got the most epic hair piece he can tell is it a piece or is it the plugs good question whatever he did people should go hey who did you use slash it nowadays PRP PRP is when they draw your blood yeah and then they spin your blood and like they separate something out of the blood and then they inject that back into your hairline are you giving your beard if your big can grow so you can get feared injections yeah but it's basically I guess it Reese stimulates some type of cells in your body your hair follicles but it's natural so it's literally they're taking your blood and ejecting it back into it to you and it helped makes your hair grow I've heard of it unlike if you have an injury like in your knees let's do it all the time oh we did yes Kobe a bunch of UFC guys do it it's like the big craze right now I've never heard of it for hair yeah I want to see you with hair man I think we should do like one of those good wigs like a good wig if I did it I would do something like PRP yes organic you know me I'm an organic type of person I wouldn't do the GMO hairpieces you look good with a shaved head and this shows up one day I was like she's a that Fox showed up with a strip full bulls headpiece yeah there was that soccer guy - what was his name Wayne Rooney oh yeah yeah he had his hair but that's the only thing that makes you look good as you age hair yeah very true because jay-z looked like he stepped into a time machine because he got a goddamn dreadlocks now would have yeah he has dreads but it's because of his facial hair he's a shitty facial hair kinda like me he doesn't grow it yeah it's very juvenile he's juvenile facial hair is it not said whiskers like a red compared to beans your way but what's weird to me is guys like LeBron has more money than God right nice easier so shitty like his hair looks like a pix rich Steeler helmet when he sprays it just like that black humble you think yeah sounds like nah man probably don't know how the court with that I think it's all humbleness like I feel like every nine then you got to wipe your ass and smell the tissue and then every nine in you got to have keep saying it not to keep me humble I like knowing what it smells like interesting but you know at least you know it stinks is the poison moral of the story see and I think what LeBron is just humbleness like I think he does that to keep himself humble in some ways just gets roasted online he's like alright that's cool man he don't give a [ __ ] when you lose seven championships I don't think that you care about any other thing Skid Row's session like yeah yeah even if you don't have thick skin you're good like what can you really say bad about LeBron anyway he's three four six six yeah so he's lost sixty six percent of his championships yes and his hairline what if it's tied in what if what if that would be the only thing that could bring back a bronze hairline would winning his weight could be stress no it could be stress could be stress chasing Jordan all of these years you know what I mean you know Jordan got six friends undefeated NBA Finals like it could be stressed but also guys with a lot of testosterone they say lose their hair they go bald faster really yeah I don't know if that's true I'm pretty sure guys yeah it's like legit bro science guys with more testosterone lose their hair keep your hair no woke up like this my really I gotta worry about my hair running in my eyebrows yeah you don't have you don't use any was incredible here and he's 52 he's got a centimeter between his eyes like here's close to connect as a white dude you can't line it up I had no clue that you were white did you know that I thought you were Latino really I thought Shaab was like like I don't know where that came from yeah I don't know but I thought you were Latino you are 100% white I mean pretty a little bit of talent that's why English that Jack that started screaming Italian bro super Eddie Murphy joke about the black guy after watching rocky when he's online at the movie theater not the Italian guy talking about us I remember what I don't remember Aki charged-up Italians [Music] everybody though like you know I told you you know what made me fit the only thing that's made me feel like Rocky movies is the ending scene of in game when Falcon says cap to the left and all of them come back I was like oh [ __ ] like that's what gave me that rocky type adrenaline like hard job yes rocky don't charge me up maybe really boxing the technique is so bad they're doing a fight see my buddy trains yeah and so you know he's doing like hands high get tight to the face and he's doing like real punches in Rocky with Sylvester called him over he's like what are you doing like this how you do it was like pulling from the floor he's like you can't do we don't need real technique yeah not only that in Rocky movies there were no good defensive fighters Floyd Mayweather would a wash that it's granite chin and haymakers zero there was will all of those fights were about will every time rocky won a fight it was because of his will to win you know I'm saying like he didn't win because he was like he even said Apollo was a better skilled boxer he wasn't just strongest is clubber Lang and Ivan Drago was growling at him he just would not [ __ ] lose he would not allow himself to lose now do you think there's a budget for steroids and all those movies [Music] why can't we use steroids have you ever used airs can't I have not never scan though why not now you're not gonna go fight any more like it just gets you into shape quicker I mean beyond as a stand-up comic now thing you think if I was bigger don't be better already look likes to cut just a cut shred it just again I cut the weight you know everything get everything shredded underneath your stuff nobody's looking at your body underneath that [ __ ] you are a little too big to be a comedian I don't know if I should laugh at you because you might get mad think about yeah yeah yeah now you don't get bigger don't get bigger but what about just getting shredded shredded doesn't that work also I know I see it on a gram but that's more just for life for health I worked out so much all my life for sports it's like now I don't just want to cool out yeah it's one chill men so you don't care about the results of the workout not really it's more for my mental aspect I'm like that do not like I don't care about like the aesthetics of it all anymore I just want to be healthy and it does just make me feel good to go get a run in you know I mean just go sweat you know I gotta feel good doing it yeah me too it's how I kick my day off I don't even do have you weights anymore me neither that's probably why black shot almost beat me in a goddamn armwrestling register yeah I saw she's pretty girl she is pretty she's strong is she I think it's that [ __ ] ass and then breasts bro that center of gravity keeps you [ __ ] like an anchor that makes sense yeah beat you in an arm-wrestle she beat me but I underestimated her okay there's a struggle I mean you know little I struggle arm wrestling scares me man and I think she's done it a lot before cuz she asked to do it oh yeah so she had like she was like no we need to be on this surface right here she positioned herself a certain way she scented that ass and those breasts or what she was just stuck there she had technique that's what I'm saying the top yes yes how was the grip good she got good because I let her cuz I was like you know what let me see what she does with it at first I just just put your thumb just limp you will fight you know you in the ring with somebody you can feels my public Oh shallow power tools I knew as a set of she asked you to do it first boom exactly probably not lady and they what I do when I when I push back a little bit that's when she really was like and I'm like hold up she body into it not really she just kind of sitting there talking about that ass in those brass bra dude arm wrestling's you're doing this for a great job of not looking at her titties like he's his whole head his whole head he's armless like this and his entire head is turned left over right there right don't cheat say what Blackman og they don't look nice yeah no she actually in the interview she actually did like this to her breasts light and you know what I did let you do Todd look the other way you should have stopped that sexual harassment to you pull your dick out you start flopping your dick in front of your married man you got a ring on your finger you know you're trying to be faithful she'll do so um and she's a real great bike but she's doing what now a reality show I don't [ __ ] know bro oh yeah you just interviewed her like literally ten you know that's the next thing during the interview I thought to myself I we interviewing her again but it just came to me she has a docu-series coming out on this network called the Zeus Network yeah yeah so you know I mean nowadays you know it's so many different networks ashing in it I'm not sure walking over there Brennan said he looked like best-case-scenario Rob Kardashian oh boy yeah when she Nova back in a day like old Rob [ __ ] skinny Rob knows he was with uh she's former Ross Big Pun Rob yeah yeah she really is trying to get his own [ __ ] go ahead and start come out with a tattoo on her foot on a bone right there we do socks I guess you just wanna do socks that's it [ __ ] you this room with sauce became a lot of confident adil OU's weight and how'd that work out I don't [ __ ] you're too fat as a man when another marry further you was sticky why not just use their doctors yeah he did a fat transfer but he took the fat out of him and put it in black she actually is a cool person and the thing that gets me about them as she has very thick skin cuz you got to think go see the type of person I get talked about all the time and it's never in a flattering way I mean I watched your sex tape did you I forgot all about that during a meeting how was it where do you see points aren't relying no you seen her take it she's at porn rookie she referred to herself as a starfish so I would say she's a porn star fish bro so [ __ ] funny but she said no I didn't see I forgot about it it's so weak what is she what does she do she's nothing like the skinniest dude you've ever seen your life okay and he still has his socks on yeah and it's like Rob Kardashian that's a shot at rob school signs no get the stripes on it yeah and it's just weak and nobody but he's about to bust she goes no no it gets all the way like she said she don't suck dick she said it she said she doesn't suck and she said that uh Jesus Jesus starfish she said hold on she she went on the thing and said she doesn't suck did you ask a follow-up question of course I said no that's disrespectful because if that was a guy you wouldn't allow that from a guy there was a guy that she was [ __ ] with he told you he didn't eat [ __ ] yeah you wouldn't you still eat [ __ ] who me yeah like a champ that's all I really can do it my age the sex will last about 45 seconds yeah a minute so you get everybody that can't be true she's just doing that it's almost like good someone hating on Game of Thrones she's just doing that to be different oh yeah yeah I mean if I had to judge based on looking at her I would say she does suck dick I'd say sucks all the dicks yeah that's stereotyping though yeah I stereotype yes yes yes not good it's not porno but she says she don't do it I guess that's what she meant I really had forgot all about that maybe as so many celebrity sex tapes who can keep the [ __ ] up have you ever taken down a porn star that's a yes happy birthday I like you on the UM big fan of the show I'm a [ __ ] [Music] popular girl I came across she is the not liking what do you like about her it's just good you know cuz I run this show we have a girl cat who kind of does what Taylor does sometimes it's refreshing to get a different kind of just you know voice in there from a female perspective how do you listeners receive care they love her they want they ask her for like sexy pigs and feet pigs are weird or they definitely don't do that detail I will say and I said this earlier when you thought the room Taylor the one compliment that you got on Soundcloud this week after after 177 people shaded on you it was one guy who said I don't know why you're so hard on Taylor cuz she look like she got some good [ __ ] look like you got something that's not a compliment you can never cover this up I read what was on the soundcloud yeah that's what they're doing you're not gonna blow the candles out you don't do no candles come on light the candles for Taylor yes they were it's our [ __ ] birthday don't like the candles Oh writing away the key you don't want to say happy birthday to Taylor yeah let's say you have an app yo you got everything online ready happy birthday to happy birthday to you happy birthday dear okay okay hold on I got you I did [ __ ] so long because TV can't see everybody [Music] [Music] going to Miami to [ __ ] [ __ ] Miami bull she found out about anyway then you get to a certain point you like [ __ ] it you know you get to a certain point in your life and in your career [Music] what is she texting my car yeah okay my new car so blown up yeah yeah yeah maybe don't tell her all about it maybe just tell us about it the affair yeah you tell her that she's the only Mexican you've ever been with no she's not no yeah so you've been with Latins before yeah come on what about it you guys trying to Howard Stern your way in I was in Orlando all weekend because I had go to this Hell called Disney World and like Orlando is like 100-plus degrees yeah and their land back in Jersey and it's [ __ ] 40 and you gotta throw your goddamn hoodie on like yeah but you didn't do Disneyworld the way everyone else does Disneyworld did you got the VIP pass we skip the lines you kids get to go on twice you know that's how it goes life is good I know that's what I do but you feel like a complete [ __ ] that's the one time where I am happy to be me like I mean I know in a real way I'm happy but they can't end well for my son cuz me and my family my brothers who's sitting in my dad when we go to Disneyland we'd wait in line sometimes three hours yeah entertain each other you talk a lot my son has no eye nothing straight to the front like you like that we'll go but you live you you provided like my mother always says you know your your the generations after you was supposed to be better than the generations before no little struggle we stand in line for one hour cuz it was my daughter's Chilean competition so we went to the park on Friday night we went to the park Saturday and we went to the park twice Sunday and then again on Sunday we had guides on Saturday no on Sunday and Monday but we didn't have a guide for Friday and Saturday so we did stand in line for one hour for that goddamn slinky dog ride Toyland and what was crazy about that [ __ ] when I got off the ride after waiting for an hour and five minutes and sand to myself over and over this is not what I work hard for to be in this [ __ ] line for five minutes there was a guy who was like yo Charlie how long you gonna be and he gave me like mad fast passes let's go for the rest of the [ __ ] day so it was cool for that Saturday we used to just wear a orthopedic boot [ __ ] don't care if you handicapped okay Florida's all back in the day yeah you got you either go wheelchair they know that back in the day was innocent was a different time and if you just had an injury of some sort you go right to the front cuz they wanna have you Resta old lady who tools bring in CBD oil in Disneyworld damn right straight up CBD oil this [ __ ] is for you [ __ ] joy the [ __ ] they [ __ ] put her in handcuffs oh my god that's some Florida's white lady she was white yes she was white but I'm just saying all that to say to weather in New York sucks yeah mom I'm fine it's a it's it's it's how long you in town Brendan I leave Sunday morning Sunday I'll go Wilder fights Saturday night you guys go in the fight I'm not going to just fight this Saturday just cuz I'm I know I'm gonna be tight yeah when you get to a certain age you know what days you gonna be tired and I'm gonna be tired I'll say I'm actually time Chrissy I'm serious but I don't want to see Tyler Perry's place at night I usually go to all the fights all the taco to all the boxer fights if they had to Berkeley that a garden I go tell mom oh you only go to mr. in New York though yeah you won't travel for Canelo no I would like but I just had never have I've never taken in a fight at Vegas yeah yeah I've never taken in a fight it's hard now because of stand-up on the weekends but if it's a big fight we'll take it off it was like Mayweather will take it off it's such a hassle to go to the fight the energy in a big fight is unlike any TV nothing but I disagree from ringside a pretty dope side yet really been on TV a lot cuz you miss things no I think TV the way they capture you here the corners you the analysts work you're just you're chilling and you're freaking but the intensity is are there is chilling yeah you don't need the intensity it's a fight I love the it maybe it's different you might be right not live but not live have you been the UFC fight your different animal what do you mean there's a sense of like it's almost there's a barbaric vibe to it because it's do you know like when you see it on TV it doesn't do it justice you're kind of like oh damn look at them go when your person like all right there's a cage yeah dudes getting elbowed there's dudes getting frickin knees to the face yes very visceral caveman like what do you think that bare-knuckle thing terrible idea what are you doing dude it is it is like well I'm a boxing fan generational boxing fan getting into MMA a little bit now i watch that bare-knuckle thing with artem low bhav yeah and Paulie Malignaggi is gonna fight they're gonna fight yeah bro I felt like uncomfortable you should that ain't normal that's not that's not fighting that's whose bloody to barbaric we've closed our Vera and they're like oh no let's go do bare knuckle that's old-school no it felt like there's no art to it right it's like even with MMA in the beginning stages up you're like I don't know bro this is too much brutal but now there's a little art you see guys get like locked up in these [ __ ] like choke moves and [ __ ] like that you're like oh he was doing that on purpose so that was mad bare knuckle is just I'm gonna swing maybe it connects maybe doesn't yeah but those guys have technique like Pauly does Artem does the the thing is I think and it's good for the fans but with wild or like that's a 10 ounce glove you're put on the announce Club you ever seen how big Wilders yeah that gloves spread over setting [ __ ] yeah that's not doing anything yeah so it protects his hands but you're still feeling all that that's what I'm saying like I feel like we're bad knuckles like it would hurt just as much in the glove right would hurt more could they weigh more right no there you're gonna break your your hand more and you're gonna get more cuts you're not and their faces will fight more fights aren't as good cuz dudes are breaking their hands or guys are getting so cut up oh it's not good what did you guys think about what while they're said in the and they like interview yes I grew up into my era say what he said Mike Tyson said I mean I want a wild to say this is a violent sport where people can die in the ring so he was like yo you can legally kill somebody so I guess he basically said I want to take advantage of it but he's better way he said this million times he says retirees about to fight this promo run he's psychologically [ __ ] with his opponent instead too stubborn a while ago but now I got picked up big time but it was like they got picked up on the show card abruptly you know it's like a purge for quote so it's like but but the problem is I agree if you're Mike Tyson fan like that's the way he talked but this day and age especially in our society people are trying to hear that like it goes viral with all the younger crowd but the older generation trying to hear the hypocritical dough and the reason I say hypocritical is because you're paying two guys to going to ring and beat the [ __ ] out of each other no one's gonna die that we'd stop watching let's say Doc's Mountain killed him we'd stop watch it it'd be viral but you'd ruin the show be honest guys kept dying like if your favorite Bach life Canelo fought in two months yeah and dies Mike no that's Canelo but a Canelo's fighting so watch the guys some guide at the dogs whoever killed Canelo's next fight guaranteed but now have killing people I think the sport would be done because if you here's the prom as especially UFC fighters boxers some but in the UFC you don't realize what those guys deal with after the fight if they actually follow guys in like a so that epic fight fight of the year where those guys get all beat up if you followed them for the next week you like ah I'll never forgive him just why I feel terrible just watch Rocky v goodness start a rocky fire and Rocky's shaking and he says he can't feel his hands and do justice what happens the next week I mean you're talking about you know your brain damage you can't sleep sensitive to light but there's also it's horowitz drugs worse for you would you say what was the worst for you um my mom wasn't mine was never too bad I never had really bad issues I've seen bad issues though what's the worse you've seen you know guys they have this they have to stay in the dark because even the light from the cell phone is out they can't eat they're constantly throwing up they have weird like anger like aggression towards their family like it's dark [ __ ] it's fighting fighting I want to ask you more about that but why do you think Leontes comes from cuz I honestly I didn't even take my earrings are wrong but I think I think we're Deonte that in his career and he's one of the three horsemen right so there's fury Wilder Joshua out of the three of them you're not gonna hear fury or Joshua talk like that because you know they're hot they're bigger than that so when Wilder does that I feel like it brings him down because and you have you interviewed Wilder yeah he's great he said on my show on bourbons Club he said the same thing he was like yeah I do want to catch your body he said on my show we edit it up good night cuz because he's such a family person like a loving dude I don't want to be painted in that light because when you pay him that light now he walks down the street like oh there's that dude he wants to kill somebody no no there's that dude he's a great father good person he's great for boxing that's what I want well let's talk about that because you're a fighter at what level do you have to get yourself in order to he's gonna stand up comedian you say that til you slap them and what level what level what level do you have to get yourself at before you say alright I want to get here but I don't want to kill somebody cuz you gotta kind of be in that mold right you're talking the wrong guy okay I've never been in that mode I was I was always scared to fight for me as a athletic competition I just wanted to beat him that was the goal like if you give me a goal if their goals get economy special I'm gonna do what it takes heath comedy special if the goals to to beat this dude in a race um do what it takes to beat him in the race I don't want to die I don't want to hurt him so in fighting the the athletic competition was to beat him I didn't want to hurt him yeah I'd prefer if they just let me choke him out or you know I beat him by a decision and plus I don't take anything fighters say serious before fights anyway it depends on the fighter there's different dudes there's guys like a khabib or Nate Nick Diaz and there's certain dudes who you should listen when they talk because they're because they they're just cut from a different cloth that's all they know is lighting yeah so when they speak that they're not trying to they don't care if you watch them fight they would fight all of us in here for free they'd find out on the street just truly enjoy fighting their demeanor I can understand so could be a birdie I says I'm gonna kill you you should believe that if you give them that if the ref isn't there they'd kill that person but here's the thing that's also why they're Hall of Famers shop well you'll be world champion you make a hundred million dollars just kill that damn I ain't happening to see Mike Tyson used to say [ __ ] like I'll eat you kids he thought his one good I'll [ __ ] you till you love me sprite and at the time I'm sure how much confidence there dick at the time I'm sure he really felt like that yeah it is crazy that's interesting because he would be the epitome of what you would call toxic masculinity but he wasn't he was actually very sensitive because somebody that was he can still be toxic because I think at the time Mike Tyson yeah it was it was super toxic and that at the time that's how he felt now in hindsight he looks back at that he's more educated he's gone through experiences like damn that's I would never that's crazy it's actually the most contradictory [ __ ] ever because he goes oh [ __ ] you till you love me then he calls him the gay slur yeah I'm like well actually type Mike if you [ __ ] them too you love them you'd be a gay slur as well it makes no sense a like no I can't make those guys that's what it takes to be great but but also Mike Tyson wasn't an artist you know I'm saying like this guy's like style bender and Silva they're artists they don't to kill anybody for the game there's certain guys that are artists of the game Canelo's an artist there's certain boxers and fighters you can watch with their artists and they're just really good at it and they're they want to get the job done they don't hurt any poor Deonte is not that he's not at all but he's a great person you're putting yourselves back in the slump so you tell your Deonte you know yes you don't think it's just like a logical like I just want to get in my opponents head I thought that's what he keeps doing it so maybe it's just I don't know maybe the PR team showtimes PR guys here maybe take them to the side like but the killing stuff let's chill on that but again it's done viral but I'm watching that fight for that because that Q wanna see a murder not murder be obviously knockout yeah Brazil guy right and the sad part is if he actually does kill somebody in the rain [ __ ] he's gonna feel like an [ __ ] and they might charge him no no he'll never you charge the charge cuz you signed up that's when you when you sign a contract that's one of the caveats and if you signed up for this see that's why like you would like what he said is true this is a sport where people could actually get kid it would always do hear that do they know it was really dying but down the road they might but the in the NFL all of a sudden with CT everyone's like what these guys getting [ __ ] up it's like do what you think was gonna happen yeah these dudes for 10 years yeah you think it was all good the human body's not meant to run into people like so shove and I argue about this a little bit it's like watching hot dogs being made we like to eat them but we know so so I think there's no real athletes and fight sports you said this hold up the show of I said shop shop I know there's no elite at heels there's no elite athletes and elite hold up there's no compress was this there's compared to other sports and what it takes to be in the NFL or NBA yeah there's not one mixed martial artist who could sniff doing what NBA or NFL guys do yeah I don't know how you engage elite athleticism different violent sports yeah because if I took the top ten UFC fighters yeah and put them through a combine the article 40-yard dash 10 10 5 10 yeah long jump they're not scoring well yeah I know some top guys who have done it and scored awful and they don't want the results out so it depends I let ik ability so you Fighting's a different set so it also LeBron James can't come over and dominate in the UFC or boxing but here's the question okay different set of skills so that's the other thing we were talking about right so the first one was elite because I always saw if Floyd Mayweather is an elite physical specimen do help him to a forty or dish let me know it goes like that you're out of your mind I think Floyd said he's not he's not he's not the explosive athlete that can [ __ ] I think he could I think but it doesn't matter if he can in the ring correct so I got you what do you say what he said it was a different set of skills but what what he was saying was and you know it was something about they send it like you don't fight because you want to you fight because you have to but so if you take this again there's a specific in 8 D Azur a khabib if you gave them a choice a first-round pick in the NFL or UFC champion they like the fight game they're a rare breed but in general 9 out of 10 times if you ask any UFC star hey would you rather do this and it is a grind let me tell you [ __ ] grant we'd rather do this or sign a contract and play for the right heart he still wants to play football excuse me he just has to fight he has to fight right right right right because if you're if you're a ball in football your dad or your mom like going hey we have no idea how you're making fighting there's no college there's no there's no 401k there's no blueprint you should stop playing football what you're really good at yeah and go fight no one's doing that if you're good you're gonna stick with the sport because there's a blueprint on how to make money be successful right yeah I kind of agree only listen I'm not saying that some of these guys can't be elite athletes I'm just saying it there's no way to show that elite athleticism in a ring one thing about the Greek freak yeah think how insanely or anthony davis or kevin durant 7-footer can dribble like that pull up on you and whatever you want and compare that skill set of his athleticism yeah to a John Jones yo check it out but you're right think basketball players are the most unique athletes in the world not true whoo look at gymnast come on it's easy really talking about a set like what is unique how many seven footers are out there that have like agility leaping ability dexterity it's just really doing like because you're your daughter Julie I'm talking about like these gotta be doing six flips in a row it gives a [ __ ] though jumping on the balance beam on a different level but up ba so if they were six seven and you went hey you wanna do flips on a beam it makes zero dollars in ten years and go to the Olympics maybe make a Wheaties box and start [ __ ] teaching for less your life or do you want to be a first-round draft pick they take that first so so - because they have no other options they're small so what else gotta be kind of a gift - dough man being small no do it all those flips um million times kind of when you're that small there's really no risk if you fall yeah have you ever seen a gymnast I feel like I could do that I know three to stop it I feel like I could do heart surgery I've done some gymnastics yeah I guarantee a few guys as kids yeah started with the right coach everyone in here could do a [ __ ] backflip little bouncy on your screen power gives you bounce you a hundred percent but not even as a kid I feel like I could learn that in four months he takes a little bit of time you don't think someone's got like that's a skill better at landing it because she's had more experience landing a train yeah like the land your cost we've got to be crazy to do all this stuff and just land straight down I don't know man I'm just saying it's gymnastics any different than www when those guys jump off the ring it's all scripted yeah they all know exactly what they're gonna do yeah if they could do three flips in the air they do it yeah I just think it's different levels but I'm saying that's the elite level of athleticism but they couldn't do that on the basketball court you know saying they won't have the choice they can't do it ya don't have the thing to a basketball player because you have size competition there is on each team there are 12 of you and now those twelve don't go anywhere yeah you got a hope home boy who's been the lead for seven years yeah you beat them out maybe get on the team thing but second-round picks late first round picks really don't make the squad yeah it's so hard to make them be a yeah and then when you do get there all right go play against Russell Elizabeth there's not even enough elite athletes in the NBA for to fill the rosters but every Allen Iverson always is I don't have it always says that 12th person on the bench will bust your ass right but that's our ass yeah they can even get a bucket in the league and they can but the five you're watching are so goddamn elite that that dude on the bench is useless that's what I'm sayin call it yeah get in that's how that's the level of town okay so oftentimes you hear comics say that comedy is like boxing I hate this metaphor yeah it doesn't make sense because I've never heard a boxer say it's just just like Santa no I've never said that either you've done it yeah I haven't bought you a box will you if you fought Golden Gloves yeah you know I look I've sparred I have the one smoker but like how how different is your nerves going into a fight versus going onstage was was was stayed scarier for you initially that's scarier because fight if you tell me how you fight Charlamagne next week yeah and people are gonna watch I'd be terrified even though I have a skill set yeah um be scared man there's a lot of pressure I just go today anxiety at a crowd there's also variables like I don't know maybe maybe on his off time he's been doing stuff maybe it's a right hand I don't know about this right there's a lot like all that think about all that yeah right [Music] control strong he's hard to hit you know there's variables in a fight I can't control I can control what I do and that's pretty good honest fighting but the guys I'm fighting Travis brown Andrei Arlovski Nogueira these monsters they're so damn good at it it's that that sense of not knowing the unknown is so scary so but in comedy I can kind of control it I know if I work my ass off that I'm gonna be lino what's gonna hit I have a few tricks I know it can hit if I'm in a tough spot I know I can get the crowd back and also if I bomb cool I'll go over to the economy store of The Improv and do something else and redeem myself we didn't the crowd liked it I no no not really funny funny yeah black white asian makes funnies funny all right nothing I can't say I want a comic it's done yourself this crowd meant oh you think it's the crowd it's not the crowd scenario bro they paid money to laugh not only do they pay money to laugh fair they're also full of booze yeah I can't make them laugh you're screwed now I've seen some comics Hannibal Buress I've seen Hannibal Buress make a certain crowd laugh which would be why people would didn't get in front of a black audience and they like and Hannibal had to say I just ain't working on some seriously mistake he's saying so I don't funny is funny well the different types of funny yeah there's also different types of like knowledge sets you know like I can't make you laugh about something you don't know yeah if you got no clue what Marvel is and I'm telling a joke about Doctor Strange yes that's not gonna be ruining no matter how funny the [ __ ] joke gain relief and a certain topics that are like taboo like black crabs don't [ __ ] with pedophile jokes don't talk about God don't talk about [ __ ] kids you're never the noil kelly jokes about the pitiful my my my my audience is my audience knows that I'm gonna push it right yeah but that's my crowd now the typical show right but if you let's say let's say you were let's say Hannibal Buress did a Joe Rogan crowd and he's used to doing all black crowds yeah if they're there to see Joe that's there could be a problem there if they're there to see Joe Rogan right they're there to see Dave repeal and my ass shows up right the [ __ ] you're in the way it's like you keep it going let's go to the guy ya know so crowds change but I hear what you're saying like you're talking about completely neutral pretty diverse crowd who are there to laugh like the Comedy Store yes they're there to laugh yes they're for a certain person if I'm just pulling up to a comedy show cuz I want to see some comedians funny is funny but now if Kevin was doing a showing take a shot can do a guest spot I pop on guys like you the [ __ ] this white dude who looks Cuban what is he doing yeah yeah yeah yeah there's your comedy is weird like that I hear what you're saying I think it's best practice to never blame the crowd because then you're just gonna try to improve but there are situations where I don't like crowds like I'll walk on say cyan like I'm more sure there's different crowds that hit for sure you know sometimes do this maybe you give this gets a little wild sometimes I feel like there's a mood across the city like sometimes I think yeah it's like Dobby nights were like the whole city is affected like I'll do spots different crowds different clubs but like it's when the weather changes it's the energy the energy the Friday show Friday if you have an 8 o'clock show and they're rushing from work probably shows that's what's [ __ ] up they were working all day Friday late shows usually better for me the Friday 8 o'clock when the off work like damn there's trying to chill they about the energy the tired see I think Friday early is fun because they got off work they're like still got energy Friday late they got a fork they didn't go home they decide to go out and drink so now they're drinking from 6 o'clock to 10 when the show starts then they get two drinks at the clip they're shit-faced by the end yeah why would you even come to the club if you know you're tired after working all [ __ ] feel the energy likes and then certain the Saturday night crowd that bit won't crush yeah Friday it's like and then they're like transcendent comedies like I know what I've always admired about comics and wanted to do was like not be on the crowds energy but then be on mine yeah that makes sense I want to create a tone and an energy that exists in the room was like a they want to be part of absolutely it's my trance new magician exactly and there are certain guys that like they been to the crowd what the crowd wants to talk about etc but a crowd does want to follow you they just wanna know you're worthy to lead them you're being control that's what I feel is important or massive it's not the best my favorite part about like having an audience is that when I'm the type of comic like if you don't know me and I walk on stage you have no [ __ ] clue what I am you actually fall into this same thing but people probably know you because of fame but like when you walk on stage half the crowds thinking you're Mexican perhaps the crowds thinking you're white or Schaub like is he Jewish Persian Persian and so nobody knows who the [ __ ] you are right cut a crowd when they have anxiety like that it is not good they don't know where to be they don't know what they can't laugh at what they cannot laugh at they feel uncomfortable if you're a black guy walks onstage in front of like an all-white crowd they have an idea of who you are in their heads it might be stereotypical but they have an idea and it's the black comic you have an idea of how they see you so they're all these like little jokes like fat comics they walk onstage like don't worry guys I'm not gonna fall on you ha ha ha he's fat boo watch out watch out still fascist do [ __ ] joke sure black took but at the same time you're playing into what the audience is thinking that's what a lot of comics start their sets there's a version of like I know what you guys are thinking boom or something right so it's like but with me nobody knows what the [ __ ] to think about a my Irish a my Jewish in my Italian like a my Eastern European so that first joke it has to be money it has to punch now these have to be funny own of me get him on your side but also send the donation it's a confidence thing like I've seen comics who maybe it's new material and so they're not feeling very comfortable with it so they go out there and they don't take control the crowd and they get [ __ ] steam they get broken yeah absolutely but the tricky thing is like 2 million board-foot you know like what [ __ ] is wrong I don't want to shame anybody [ __ ] fear you know so I'm not against the buck foot Wow so you've never but [ __ ] you asking the wrong questions today [ __ ] when we buff up I don't but [ __ ] you never but [ __ ] yeah that's 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sorry no time but we're about to try now to show you if I'm you or fun count if I'm some of these other guys i 100% would do that just release it for me and coming from that fight background there's this mystery we're like is he just doing this you know is it kind of a Charlie Sheen thing tiger blood where he's just bombing just trying to make money so I needed and maybe this is my own insecurities I needed validation from a network like Showtime Netflix Indies big Comedy Central make sense which I showcase for I needed them to be like oh damn he's pretty good it was my thinking behind it like let me get validated now the next one is a different story but once they see this and the the people who haven't done my live shows go oh damn it's actually pretty good no you're a real comedy correct and in your mind that solidified you as being a real comic I have a special on showed correct I guess and off by a major Network right be down a lot of other comics right so to gain that validation for me was really important it was a personal validation but also around other comics and just like fans in general where balls deep into comedy right so we know the game but like the fan lock on the street those damn Showtime comedy special that's pretty cool man but it released on YouTube yeah a fighter do you talk about the fighter release I'm not watching that did you feel like did you feel like a real comic prior to this I don't know if I'll ever feel like a real one I always feel like a punter on a football team with other comics 20 years a part of the team though he is but he isn't you know he is but didn't go through the same [ __ ] as the rest of the team so I don't know I don't know if I'll ever feel that way you think you skipped any steps you have a sense of like almost shame let how successful I am in comedy already you know like being on the road cell announcer to Andrew how many years long some guys takes 20 something that's 15 some guys stealing I know some comics that are the best I've ever seen who can't sell three tickets so I have this sense of yeah shame with it a little bit but in a way you leveraged your frame into something else also people forget to like I I wasn't don't get it twisted I wasn't Conor McGregor Brock Lesnar Jon Jones do see I was a pretty I was ranked in the top ten for a while but I wasn't on a main car like I was in a main event you know I'm saying so I was at that famous from the mid-level upper mid-level like always on the cusp of getting that huge shot a shot but he never he never really worked out for me I my fame I don't think I'm famous my fame came from being funny on the podcast Bryan Callen right my fallen came from doing a podcast right you didn't have a gas prior but a Rogen are doing it Brogan knew me from fighting right because he's the announcer and then Brian and Rogan were buddies and then when I moved to LA and we'd go to dinners I was making the girls those guys laugh Rose like dude you're hilarious you should start doing standing ok back to like feeling like you earned it etc you'll get [ __ ] because you came into this with Fame right but a guy like Chris Tucker who really became famous after like doing a 15-minute set and wasn't in the game that long won't get [ __ ] but that's a different guy was outlet those def Comedy Jam so him being on that stage is kind of like we're just saying we're just and especially like def Comedy Jam used to validate because sure saw him on that stage you new date with somebody absolutely you know and I think it's actually smart move personally at the other day I think fun he's funny I think if you put out jokes and they were funny people just comments on Carson absolutely so what I'm saying like there are comics like Tracy Morgan I think made it faster than anybody history there are comics that are massively famous that made it without going through the grit and grind that others did and they're no less comics yes I agree so it's my own insecurities yeah what you saying shows but to get on a Carson or to get on a def Comedy Jam didn't you have to be going through the grind of doing comedy surprise depends with Carson to usually have to grind or like the Mitzi shore recommend you yeah like somebody had to see you at a comedy club with something to be like oh you should be on TV yeah because it was a real vetting process with those show they didn't just let me borrow yeah I think eventually what happened with def Comedy Jam got so popular there like we just need people ladies but when Martin was hosting it - it was good placed that's people were becoming overnight sensations yes but those comics something like when we had a Gary Owen on podcast like Gary Owen blew up like when he was saying like I don't know a year in comedy or something like that yeah it's fast it was super fast yeah the first person to get something this quick I just feel like it's an easy justification for a comic that hasn't gotten something rekt it's more about them it's them going any comment any successful comic who is it going on they're not throwing hate towards me okay they're super supportive for me and supportive anyone who has their own [ __ ] and they're successful in their own lane yeah it's maybe they're not going to tell y'all do a show together and they don't get the reaction you get MMA fighter yeah maybe maybe I don't know man maybe it is just the ones who aren't doing [ __ ] maybe this grand older I don't know me or maybe there's no one mates my own [ __ ] you know these are haters in general that's what like we do a lot of times we hate on institutions we hate on the world that we're in so when's the last time you went into the the cellar where ever you do your normal sets at the Gotham went in when a comic releases special they don't dude you see that specialist was dope you know wait for kids we bought the blood to hit the water sharks and they go and then everyone just jumps in on that person special not being that funny makes you even funnier yeah that's might give this [ __ ] me in a special Showtime I'm not taking away from you getting a special Showtime has nothing to do with it yeah there's tons of specials out there yeah that's your own insecurities yeah also this is a business like a lot of times we assume comedy is comedies like the Olympics or some [ __ ] where like if you of the fastest time then you win the gold medal yeah that's not what this is right like you know networks invest in talent that they either have money invested in or they're gonna continue investing in you know if I'm Showtime and I put all this money behind you for these shows and I Brandon shows behind you I can't let HBO come and give you a special yeah I've invested millions of dollars in building you up yeah I'm gonna let HBO win off of that yeah that's crazy so so yeah so it makes perfect sense you actually have a lot of leverage I think in that yeah yeah ballgame now at the end of the day so times showtimes represent a line to because with every special they put out if it's trash then people the next time they put our special be like I don't need to watch this trash you know so it is a tricky move you have to be able to bring the goods I only watch so times versus if I know the person so if I hadn't met you day after I wouldn't have watched it that's fair this is just like like Netflix even Netflix like next we've got so much you know my god like you somebody has to recommend something to me right has to be somebody that actually shows a history you know Tiffany Haddish I watch Tiffany good I knew Tiffany I watch the action Gary Sebastian it was it was clips from Sebastian's that I think really blew him up right he knows a person is Sebastian Maniscalco sold out the garden for night to top ten highest earning comics in the world this is a perfect example of the world we're living in now there will be wildly successful people in a field and because we don't have one destination for content which used to be TV because the internet exists you have no [ __ ] clue who they are that's beautiful though it's great Sebastian isn't he doesn't really live in our world right the Sebastian is the the Italian ethnic like family comic like he he's not gonna cuss or anything like that you know he's he brings a different Aziz on Instagram dropping bits and it was a genius he is he drops bits on Facebook that's what blew him up all right kind of that Showtime social blew him my understate well and again I could be wrong but like my understanding was there a few bits on Facebook he kept putting it on and then they just exploded like I can remember that's real time special bloom oh you went from that selling out the garden yes seven times in a row I mean this guy I remember seeing him when I was in college he came up to my college and performed a restaurant managed I mean it's insane to see what happened and he had the goods back then he bigger to Russell Brand now Russell Brand Peters Peters it's a different size I think Russell's bigger internationally and the states he's way bigger but he's tapped into something really interesting he tapped into like something that happens with Jerry Seinfeld as well is uh when you go see Sebastian your whole family goes together correct you tapped into a community that's like really tight-knit like Jews are like that - like when Seinfeld the grandparents go the parents go the kids go yes everyone's get yourself tickets for every one ticket you know when someone comes out to see me there I should I bring my girls even I'll piss my girl off yeah and then the girl will come in every was it was here but like they're tapping into a way bigger audience because it's so cool you know it's it's similar to a lot of boy black comics doing it Kevin Hart does it yeah but also like like like it in in the black community I've seen like a comic or two comics will be risen to the top and that will be the comedic voice for the communities you seem different guys occupy that space throughout time like Mike Epps occupy that space Katt Williams it and then what happens is when they come into the neighborhood it's like yo we can't miss out on our guy coming into our city you'll go watch that same set over and over and over again because is really a yes there's more so an event than anything Evan Hart special was an event yes arena yeah event well shot yeah he's a superstar yeah be star shop did something interesting with his specialty I'm really pissed off I didn't think about what he you know the like 24/7 documentaries that they do for fights all-access all-access yeah he did it for his special so he has a four part series three parts three part series leading up to the filming of oh that's dope it's good on Showtime know we've really stood digital-only did oh god yeah what's just ala comedy oh well [ __ ] yes really start storytelling like I'm not a bud like old-school joke punchline guy just storytelling do you touch like I guess current issues ah not really no it's more about personal experience very kind of self demeaning yeah self-deprecating you can find a funny in anything I'm not sure that that that exists anymore oh let me try out it just especially if you're open-minded okay Alabama abortion bill go now get it I got two lined up just in general yeah just because you don't know what it's gonna go pass Alabama it could come here so yeah states have passed some type of anti-abortion bill I see I don't touch on that stuff I won't touch it you do I love all it takes either because I think we do politics half the crowds gonna [ __ ] with it the half the ground not if you're Gertie separating the crowd not if you're good you're a crowd Andrew yet no because like I feel like the I feel like if you're doing a joke well they don't know where you stand in the world I think we're comics [ __ ] up is they take it aside yes atomic skull I'm a liberal serve you don't know what I am like conservatives think I'm too liberal yeah you're good liberals think I'm too conservative so what I'm onstage neither of them know where I'm going you can't a fit if you don't take it and exactly so that's my superpowers you don't know where I'm gonna come at every joke I know every Trevor no gonna tell I know every joke they were uh what's the guy that old white guy folks black chicks Oh Bill Maher Bill Maher every joke he's gonna tell Mars a beast over oh no a very telling you pill is like you in a lightweight I know you think bill is liberal but he's not you never know what angle bills coming no it jumped in religion stupid he hasn't is we don't believe it yeah he's an atheist but like don't even say that like if you're a comic you like that he says it he really don't believe in the only plays to his crowd cool atheist here we come but we were saying something it was it was about oh it was abortion thing it's like I don't know that's not doing inside jokes with this one why not about something inside but no I haven't figured out the bit about it yet but I think that one thing that like nobody considers is like the abortion doctors what do you mean they can go to jail for ninety nine years if they perform these abortions in Alabama well I'm just saying that's true yeah but like we also have to consider them as like as like you know jobs do you know I mean like yeah it's like a mechanic yeah no that's a good point cuz attorneys are getting a lot of flack now like attorneys are getting flack for who they choose to represent right like you know dropped out and like I've seen other attorneys Nipsey Hussle stuff yeah and I've seen other attorneys come to his defense like yo this is the justice here's a lawyer like this guy people have a right to an attorney he's doing his job so maybe pass on that one you know I agree with you he's been like that that would be fun but out it is a weird thing to choose to be an abortion doctor like is that the only thing they do I don't know it's a good question no because the business isn't booming is it I don't know but that's where you're at the one fundamental problem I have with a situation like this right like what an abortion doctor like I don't know that's all they do no deals yeah I would offer a punch card like with some around the holidays yeah yeah yeah a holiday scoops holiday two-for-one y'all playing you know this is it this is a good point like what if they what if you find out when you go in that is twins do it to charge double whoo listeners y'all playing with but I only take out one if you're an abortion doctor you have to be the nicest person in the world why because it's already a difficult situation for this interval it's not like that want to say like alright lay down and you know you got to be nice to the person you probably ought to play music you probably got offered of water well I use it would you play I would play uh sure there goes my baby I do have a fundamental problem with and it's so cliche to say but it's really the truth okay why do a bunch of guys get to tell women what to do with their bodies so I want somebody explain it to me yeah why do they care so much like why would I care that you want to get an abortion yeah I guess that's all I wanted to like I really like to sit down with one of them and ask them why do you kiss to me I only care after a certain point if it's like a straight-up baby in there yeah living fetus yeah it's tough so yeah that's wow that's tough that's a different animal so we yeah there's a time once like a tadpole with no eyes all right yeah yeah I have no [Music] [Laughter] talking to be born at six months and I'm gonna be born premature but it can live at six months can a baby take the instrument used to a board and just bend it I don't even already do abortions boom I have no I don't know how I thought I was just a pill and it went away I don't that's Plan B but that's super early that's item is a yeah yeah Plan B is you don't even know if the sperm hit yet I've had right I've had how many Plan B's you have be honest I can't even keep count of that now you ask me crazy ask questions yo can we be honest and admit that is the plan B is sometimes plan a wasn't it I'm not wearing a condom it's plan I've got enough Plan B to remember when it was behind the counter as any when it was not mine you see right there aisles and now they make you know and you see behind the counter not still is oh no I was out and they and they wouldn't let you get it up like if you went there like hoarding once more than twice at a certain time huh huh I'm like nah no [Music] I have three anyway the point is I was never asked me hey do you want to yeah hey why they care I don't care yeah yeah depends what you mean by foxhole absolutely true and it's just weird to me why people care so much anymore everybody when was the last military like war fought in a farm - it was World War two reference though I think we had trainees in uh foxholes another controlling drones yeah it's all drone dude now here's the thing if you are gonna be a [ __ ] and you're gonna control the Germans gender whatever whatever you [Laughter] okay so if you're controlling the drones maybe no like acrylic nails is that a fair thing for no matter who it is good I grow but wait he'll see can you control the drum and you kills me kill them do [ __ ] here's if you're gonna be transgendered yeah how Fassett go all the way the five o'clock shadow and address and your dick hanging out the front like Titan just go sack go talk don't talk yeah clean up a little [ __ ] Rouge on ya don't half-ass it ya don't come out now like why is this so dirty it's like you wanted this yes sexuality is no no thank you like it doesn't matter can he aimed his [ __ ] gun okay she aim this gun yo so I was right about abortion it is six months it is second track third trimester 24 weeks no yeah 24 weeks - one before we say six months is it ladies that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up all right guys Philo 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people been doing [ __ ] like that because Alabama used to be a state where people would go when they were real late in the pregnancy because they still would do pregnancies like mad late I remember correctly not saying I've ever sent anybody there I'm just saying if I remember correctly it used to be one of those places you could go to get it done when it was like real deep into the pregnancy no way over there that P squared all right let's go did you see the trailer for the movie Laquisha yes let's talk about it yes written directed by me he heard about it No okay well the writer was his name what's the guy's name I have no clue I can't remember his name but basically he did this movie it's an independent film where a white man pretends to be a black woman to get a job at a radio station so that he can pay his son's private school tuition documentary called Laquisha yeah I um I had to take on this earlier this week okay and my take was before I saw the trailer I didn't really know what going I was in Orlando South broadcast from Orlando today we're trying to tell me what was going on from the studio yeah so my take on it was number one it's a movie right number two we see a million times before whether it was white chicks you know whether it was Chauhan a man with a guy pretended to be a woman to play in the WNBA whether it was [ __ ] Martin pretending to be Sheneneh if your issue was the fact that he's playing a stereotypical black woman Martin did Sheneneh Jamie Foxx did Wanda Tyler Perry does Madea like I've seen this a million times actually I thought the premise was kind of dope you know I'm saying a white guy wants to do radio but he has to go blackface no he's it's all his voice it's radio oh it's just his just radio yeah now so that was my take on it initially I'm like is it that we've seen this before but after watching the trailer I felt even less about it because if you watch the trailer he learns how to act like a he's not just acting like 80 black woman he's watching reality TV so he says if I act like that I'll be able to get a job anyway so he starts mimicking the black woman he sees on reality television you know what I'm saying so it's not like he's mimicking just any Queen out there which I thought he was doing at first right but it was a specific just like in white chicks they were specifically mimicking two white girls so I had even less of a problem with it and they say he gets [ __ ] up at the end because he ends up making some big mistake and he learns that the best thing to be as himself so it's a whole lesson in the movie I like it sounded great yeah okay I just my feeling on is like this is the same [ __ ] that these like companies do it's like how do we piss off black Twitter so they promote this for us we listened they promoted Laquisha so [ __ ] genius you just put out the trailer black Twitter got ahold of it and they're like oh we are dragging this it's like you're not dragging anything you're actually probably [ __ ] I said this segment I specifically said the moral of the story is leads it promoted this [ __ ] out of like Gucci in these high level brands yeah they just promoted so now that's a new thing is like how do we piss off black people but in a safe enough way where they'll just promote it for us and then forgive us and every time people say what the guy should have done whoever was doing it yeah and I feel like this whenever you're creating something for anybody if you have an idea involves Asians if you have an idea that involves gay people he should have just reached out to a black woman comedian told the black woman comedian the idea and asked a black woman comedian do you want to be executive producer on this great idea then it wouldn't get the the flack that is gonna promote it you didn't know who's behind it ya don't release that all the hoopla like what are you talking about one the sites help me write this that's that's risky though cuz then Wanda could look like a sellout if they decide that it's not gonna be funny it's not gonna be worth it should be alright it's a movie bro who what what Network picked this up though no man they released it on YouTube yeah there you go so they say they got like 30 million dollars and if this was a real movie it was like 30 million dollars worth of promotion for an independent film YouTube the trailer was released on you - no no the trailer the movie the movie's gonna be in theaters legit theaters a major producer like AMC I don't know and again I don't know but all trailers are released on YouTube it's just how we watch trailers yeah but you know it's actual YouTube channel that does nothing but chiarella's I noticed that when I actually clicked on this link who's like it's called YouTube trailer some swag Hey I mean what is I just think it's like eventually black twitter is gonna have to go oh they're using us okay let's let's stop with the mass shooters stop give him attention yeah stop being like oh he refers himself as the Joker let's let's look at his manifesto and let's look at his crib and going to write that's what they want don't even show them don't mention their name yeah it should be like white boy 16 crazy right we don't don't highlight what they did yeah highlight the victims so how do we remedy the problem though bro that's what we're getting in America - I thought about some [ __ ] talk to me what I was thinking about Briggs it you know Briggs it is the black oh no the [ __ ] black eczema the UK no your black exit but it breaks in the UK right oh okay you know UK votes democratically to leave the European Union okay still haven't left the European Union they're most likely not gonna leave the European Union they might do another referendum and they'll probably end up staying in I doubt that they're gonna leave that's because they have no guns guns in a weird way ensure freedom of the people and there is a high cost for that because people die because of guns but you do not have freedom from a government without guns America was the first president we've rented it from the England 1776 how's this gonna help with the mass shootings the mass shootings and this is a [ __ ] up thing to say or a cost no no I stray leas free then I think demands of other I think the mass shootings is what comes with that type of freedom that's what I think the mass shootings come with the toxin how toxic social media is and how negative them but it was happened before it happened before not like this not not to this degree are now I think that emotion I think that could be like know just in general then as far as young mass shooters white males so he's white males right the the number the the frequency of mass shootings in high schools yes in general America is higher than ever there's more suicides now more than ever because social relation is also a mental sickness right I've never been I'm saying there's things that we can correct right like we can we can try to correct the social media problem we can try to correct anxiety we can try to correct these other things and then potentially have a situation where we can also have guns I'll tell you the second you have guns you have free speech like you point me at a country in the world that has free speech without guns in England there's no free speech you can get arrested for tweeting things this tweet incited violence arrested Canada no guns you know have free speech you have freedom of expression freedom of speech only exists where there are guns or but look how we're doing it's not great it's pretty [ __ ] up man what do you mean as far as society's going mass shootings are up mental health is up well I definitely think the derives speech that I mean it's great freedom of speech man I really do man I think it is incredibly value what place but how do you silence freedom of speech and I agree with you I think the rise of mental health issues is happening because of social media I think that you know we all grew up in a different era so we grew up with a sense of self-worth yeah we had our parents and you know people around us instilling self love into us in each other so we truly loved ourselves we had a different level of confidence now these kids are born in an era where all that confidence comes from the opinions of other [ __ ] yes all that but also if when we were growing up if my dad got me some dope kicks or would have a bike I didn't know what the other kids were doing in the next town I can have no idea it was happy with that bike is dope there you go now let's say my dad buys me cry at 16 buys me an old-school BMW 3-series beater but it was mine I loved that thing I post on social media a 16 year old now I'm getting roasted and also if I'm a girl I'm compare myself to Kylie Jenner yeah it has a G Wagen and a billion dollars on macdennis crying [ __ ] dad I can't drive this what are you doing yo back in the day what's the problem a cumulative yeah it's uh back in the day we would look at celebrities right yeah and that was like the bar but you were okay with that cuz there's you know a celebrity but now you'd [ __ ] next-door-neighbor balling balling all right look giving the illusion that they're balling yeah so that's [ __ ] with you and and what they've always said even with violence right it's like violence stems from relative poverty not poverty if you have an impoverished area and everybody's there there's poor there's no reason steal we're all poor but if you sick poor people right next to some rich people yeah and he's rich people walking around with their money hanging out their pockets and you got anything to eat you're like [ __ ] I might have to take some of the money before it's but the same goes with emotional support right that's where the Masters come in because the bath shoes if you look at all the mass shooters yeah they're all the super white outcasts kids vanilla Isis didn't fit in they didn't have in Isis they didn't fit in they'd have a group to claim they didn't have you know they weren't popular so they feel outcasted and they have this vengeance they want to get on the students so and also social media when I was a kid I'd get bullied in elementary school I went home I don't have to deal with the next morning bowing getting roasted online now kids get bullied ah it's and it's worse on and in these kids think it's the world so it's not just these kids in their school or values in that Instagram following absolutely so it's not just these kids in their school it's not just these kids in their neighborhood they think it's the world yeah really roasting this [ __ ] on it but it's not yeah that's not the case I just I just want to know how we get back to a place where you know self confidence comes from this you have to like it's also parents adjusting kids expectation with social media it's like we do this thing all the time we're like Millennials are so awful and it's like well who made them awful is your fault y'all got kids if they're [ __ ] up that's all so it's like what we did is enable these [ __ ] kids since they were young right you know I've always said this when I was a kid if I [ __ ] up in school my parents said hey get better in school and if I was like what my teacher didn't like me my parents go well in life people don't like you figure it out yeah now these parents if the kid goes my teachers doesn't like me they try to get to Ceaser fire or the trans change transfer the kid at school so what are you what are you putting your little kid's head when you're uncomfortable the world bends to you the world will bend and go whim when you feel any bit of discomfort that's why these kids are so entitled you know this kid's mom came to the school somewhere I forgot where was that but she came into school to basically talk to the class and to the class stop bullying my [ __ ] daughter oh wow all rights gonna be consequences or repercussions Yeah right they banned a parent why would you ban the parents coming to the school to do your job correct you as the teacher or the principal supposed to stand up to this class and tell the class stop bullying my session bullying his kid why would you ban the parent for that for her for doing I'm now I'm warning you I'm warning you heard up I went to a school I was a grown-ass kid 18 years old and I went to a middle school and totally kidding you got to stop my brother I put a missile kit up against a chain-link fence I tell my daughter all the time and it's probably terrible how old are they show me my daughter's tin but you know like I just want to always make sure she's confident always want to make sure she's not letting anybody you know be a puddin because he's not a pushover I was trained would shut the [ __ ] up I know so I told her the other day I'm like look cuz I saw like when her friends put her hand in her face not in a disrespectful way but just in a way I didn't like ya don't do that and I was like yo you tell her don't put her [ __ ] hands in your face don't let her touch your head and if you don't imma beat her daddy up do you want me to be our daddy you know I mean good I don't wanna I don't want to have to say something I don't want to have to be the parent that has to say yo don't do that now my wife will do that all day yeah but even net if you are a parent and another parent tells your child not to do something I don't know how you may react to that I grew up where it took a village nowadays people don't like that yeah you know so it'd be cool if someone said something to your daughter now Dependencies going I don't know I don't have a problem she's acting up yes don't put your hands on her and then I'll scream at her but tell her she's acting up and didn't call me yes you know what you could take it to the parents and be okay that's why I like what that woman did the school she was like listen I'm coming here to ask you guys protection she did it to the principal and the other teachers not in front of the class hey well the program and the parent from the school but i but I drew but I was a kid I used to coach these basketball teams for you know younger kids and I remember there was this one kid on my team nice little kid and one of the other players I guess like slapped him or something right he was crying he went back to his dad I'm kind of like observing what's going on from afar and he goes back to his dad and I see his dad car I go huh that was a kid okay he goes and he whispers something to the kid you it's not about that right now and the little kid walks back up to the other kid that did something to him and just punch them straight nice happy I love it cuz the problem without that kids never gonna [ __ ] with that kid but here's the problem now because they say you can't do that go talk to a parent go talk to a teacher talk your way through it now these psychos gone she can get a gun I can't hit him I'm very full extreme on it so that before there was bullies yeah like if you mess with me right my little brother is gonna [ __ ] you up there's our on sequences right big J Shabbos they come and wreck your world so no one really [ __ ] me if they did they pay the consequence but now that there there's not that level of there's no one's scared of anyone now yeah you're right we got the root the root to the issue to me man is like what you said earlier cuz it's something I always say about you know it's basically hurt people hurt people yeah so it's just like you know you got to start getting to the root of the issue when it comes to these kids like we got to start helping them to deal with their trauma I helped me to deal with their hurt in their pain because if we don't it's gonna keep redistributing that pain so what the [ __ ] is making you upset correct like when when like when his people in my daughter's class like it was a young girl in my class a young girl in our class who said I'm gonna kill everybody so they kind of like suspended her for a little while and then they let her come back you know but my thing was I always tell my daughter like you'll be nice to her not be nice because you're scared because clearly she needs the love of going through something maybe her dad but there's a reason why she's protruding that yes she needs low like I'm like yeah you don't shine people know but especially now you'd be nice to those people because if you shot him that that's when he gets going for for you first there was a kid in my high school this kid was weird I don't even know why he was with us he was like autistic or something he was off but we kind of like you know brought him in a little bit we protected him but we'd still [ __ ] with him teased him a little he was like the manager to basketball team type of [ __ ] and uh come to find out this [ __ ] had a hit list really you are on it [Laughter] those kids [ __ ] me up male or female they have fat asses bro all of them else's yeah that's the power yeah yeah I'd [ __ ] next like Brock Lesnar yeah deals on the side yeah they do have a triangle I got choked up by one eye statistic teases do seven days a week you know Iowa seven because he's to go to the kingdom hall with us too so even at the kingdom hall I would be happy behind him yes man like I would not let up on this kid and one day I walk past this kid saying the same ol [ __ ] I used to say and I was all she's our strength can I felt the [ __ ] [ __ ] what you call this rear naked choke redneck gets ahold goddamn it he's like you know right when I'm looking and I'm looking like nobody's coming [ __ ] is going on and right before I pass out he just lets me go and when I turned back around he's just walking off like nothing gangster his name was Brian dude damn right it was so what's he up to now I have no idea how different that stands you were bad in school test and they had me and they would hit me you might be [ __ ] no I'm serious they had me [Laughter] I'm talking about [ __ ] like class and [Music] it was it was Wow [Music] [Laughter] [Music] point him in the right direction he first 1 billion like oh seven and this like hotel I was often to cut I remember the name that [ __ ] now that [ __ ] was in the cut mean whack sauce TV and they were like 2:00 in the morning and what'd you say nothing he ignored but I think this is one of those hotels like where people go to play like that right you know what I'm saying so I wasn't supposed to say anything when I was green but wasn't a good confirmation for what like he don't know how she looks but you go and I see you Stevie was like okay I gotta go I think people like that are good gauges of energy rolling Ray Charles used to like fill your arm or something like maybe listen maybe I was overrated I'm glad I got by girls probably has a squad who's like this [ __ ] man yes you're still calling girls busy there's no I just saying I'm crazy bro this person that showed what do you by show time in the new four-part DocuSign oh [ __ ] Mike said made him say something I finished blue tang clan last night directed by sacha Jenkins are produced by mass appeal I am a wool tank fanatic wu-tang clan is my favorite hip hop group of all time Ghostface Killah is my favorite personal rapper of all time man this documentary sent me to an emotional roller coaster because you don't realize this [ __ ] people go through even when you think that they are on top of the [ __ ] world yeah I'm trying to figure out when did people ever make money and if up like when like when did a mass group of people really make money in hip-hop because it seemed like majority of em was [ __ ] up really the whole like a good portion of the time like I didn't know that they were banned from high 97 at one point some Ghostface went on stage and scream [ __ ] hot 97 because they made them close and they didn't want to close cuz they made them gone after bad boy this one's bad boy was red-hot and they got a band for like ten plus years so you wonder why certain groups you know aren't at the level you think they're supposed to be yet even though I never know this because I was a routine fan but there was a period where who tech really did cool off and you wonder why these different regimes come in it's because it's [ __ ] like that so they was banned from the radio for 10 plus years before the Internet huh you know I mean so they needed the ready they needed the radio so listen man you should go watch it it's over 25 years in never-before-seen footage and exclusive interviews with the group on their journey from shouting the superstardom the entire series wu-tang clan of mics and men is now screaming only on Showtime and to celebrate the 25th anniversary of their breakout album into the wu-tang 36 chambers showtime is offering you a special 36 day free trial just go to showtime calm and use promo code in 236 this offer is for first-time subscribers only and expires may 31st it is absolutely worth that free subscription you can cancel it after the 36 days but that would tangle mics and mint is amazing documentary I feel like they left a lot on the table though yeah yeah I just feel like it was a lot more that they could have like like like went into I think they spent too much time on the Martin shkreli [ __ ] like I didn't give a [ __ ] about that like that was like such a brief moment in time for looting like to me that was for the people who just found out about whoo tang in the past few years like the young and who they probably was trying to have a relatable story with like I think it was wack there's some cool footage that you've never seen before like you know part like in master man's apartment like there's some cool [ __ ] no it is it's a it's a great documentary and I'm not just saying that because Showtime is in the room yo Showtime so we get some Showtime watch it watch brand-new special ones it come out when p.m. Pacific 10:00 p.m. pass on 10:00 p.m. Eastern and you can watch it Showtime for free Tremayne just gave you guys good but if you go to Showtime comp remote job you get 30 days free in Showtime so you can watch my special this Friday you know watch wild or fight what's it all oh yes is that now in favor of you nope nope Showtime you're already gonna get Showtime for a while to fight get a day early focus actually enjoyed working with you working with them some boxing [ __ ] right oh yeah I did like I did the upfront for them right Showtime boxing up front for them but I [ __ ] you so time would you do a special down maybe it would depend I have to see the deal I have an idea like how you can do both we should do the specific one yeah there's one yeah I think there's like a purpose because everyone but Japanese yes that's never has that been done before docu stand-up special kind of social experiment stand-up my last one was kind of the closer's it could be like a doc you / I did tour doc / / sad I think for each Channel it has to be a specific type of project yeah I feel like you have to utilize the Internet as well like that's what I was saying a job when it was happening I was like get as much footage as you can did you get some footage to release on YouTube it releases today like a eight-minute bit from the special releases - great so there's something like yeah and that just helps because if you like you're like boom I'm gonna put this because you know Showtime there they're old-school like what do you Tom I know people have to see them like I'm telling you you gotta let incentivize it a bit man yeah and send away and you did good you release the clip you release a clip on your YouTube on my youtube but today not part of your special and a clip and it did really well well yeah so it's like it's the best advertising the best advertising for us doing shows the best advertise for anybody seeing it so it would take a conversation where like I convinced them like yeah we need to put enough of this out where it piques their interest so they go see it in the first place always you do both like I'm just sitting here thinking like I'm doing it now though they're doing it now because with Showtime they want the subscription right so they they ride and half those subscription right so if like do hold on if you're only gonna put it out so you know yo understand you gotta put it out to check that box with that community is that guy dope and then they're gonna follow here I think the way you do I think what you do is you intrigue them enough through the footage the go to show time they go find I'll subscribe exactly so like with your whole thing is this right all I can do is bring you to the water so you you're leading the horse to the water yeah if they're at the water and then they drink and then they find out that they don't like the flavor of the water not because you're special because they don't like the water for they don't like the other should I show time that's not show time that's on you but if they go there and they like show times content yeah then show time kept them that's why I've got a crazy foot network like show time to Bank Bank on one thing to bring in subscriptions banking on right banking on me the banking on Wilder documentary the Metta World Peace document me today was gonna be good for them in that [ __ ] 16 shot [ __ ] about laQuan McDonald oh yeah yeah that's gonna be good yep cuz you know you never lose with black paint yeah no they got number things for the description yeah but that's the idea right in it and I think it's up to Showtime or whatever network it is to keep you all we can do as a comic is bring people there you know like you know this all I care about is the most eyeballs possible on that special yeah what did they do after that they don't stay the next 30 days all right that's on them that's all I care about is that one I need that thing that's why simulcasting it on TV and YouTube at the same time okay we gave everything away now we don't care did you a paper or do it well they won't get subscriptions this is what I wal pay off $4.99 or something I would do the 30 day free that's the genius about 30 day free is you come in free and now I have 30 days to keep you 30 days keep you but to a Charlemagne's point you could do it where you release on YouTube where you guys subscribe to their YouTube channel so these subscriptions there to get the TV subscriptions yeah after 30 days what everyone doing but people are there YouTube yeah but they don't see value in the YouTube I see value and you someone I'm there's people that show time that do you have a job there right right the reason why they brought me on board cos didn't have a digital footprint right got me to bring that digital footprint right I feel like if you know got YouTube you know got [ __ ] no you cannot rely like if you just on TV it's like huh you could have both yeah you gotta both but like you could use YouTube as like a brand equity situation like if I'm YouTube Ralph I'm Showtime I'm going I don't know how your deal is but if I'm so Tom I'm going do show just throw this below the belt on your channel we're just gonna say it brought to you by Showtime let's see what we're doing well exact now that's an advertising cost because every time you do it it's show time a few hundred thousand people watching every single time Showtime Showtime Showtime how much does it cost I'll have a billboard in Times Square way more then that and maybe more people are seeing your [ __ ] and they're targeted to a specific thing which is fighting it's cheaper advertising to just let you run with the show if these networks were smart they would do exactly that smart yeah but a lot of networks don't like a lot so Charlemagne they go yo Charlemagne hey you wanna do this show or come to me hey you wanna do the show boom you do it we're just gonna put our our network name on it that's associated remarketing a new show you do right interview should I do something with The Hollywood Reporter called emerging Hollywood what's that what platform is it on it's on Hollywood Reporter YouTube it's on there YouTube yeah yeah yeah and not on TV just on YouTube not now I mean we own like I own the rights to it they own the rights to like we own it together so if it gets picked up and like somebody wants to put it onto license yeah but I'm not gonna from it I like the freedom of YouTube that's the thing do you even wanna be on TV like you so don't Vaughn I don't mean to cut you off co Vaughn and I we have that King this thing podcast in me until have and we've had this discussion where love tea shots at the hilarious comic so he he's like ma'am we're gonna do a TV show I'm like I don't that's the move now we own it all the only place they can watch it is on our channel we own this entirety we give it to them they're gonna pay the salary but then we don't have control they own all of it yeah eventually they're gonna come in this digital space those those Brent those TV networks that are offering us the TV show yeah they want to be in our space yeah so that's gonna be competition three four years competition oh because they can't say what we can't correct but I want that no that's true that's what like they can never have the conversations that we've had on this podcast because they're worried about sponsors and they're worried about how you support this type of thing all you got to do is think about lectures a change though because the sponsor on this show sponsor my see some outlandish audience they want daddy I don't give a [ __ ] but they also know that you're not mean-spirited song context what I see but I'm trying to make my buddies laugh I'm charming Garen's laugh yeah I'm not offending anyone yeah so Coke and these other big companies like mmm yeah we can [ __ ] with that eventually didn't come on board oh by the way salute to the young with the game called Oh rhyme something shantel rhyme rhyme antics yeah rhyme antics shontella told me that she sold after doing Britney that she sold 100 plus in 24 hours whoa what after she did Britney she was selling her game Ryan Matic she sold 100 plus the 24 hours and she's ended up selling like 303 so salute to Chantal and uh in rhyme antics okay like I'm happy that that happened I want to say something what the [ __ ] did I want to say well I think about that that's that's where the game is changing yeah they're gonna get involved in how they can monetize and find a way to like profit while still producing oh yes hey by the way YouTube is i'ma tell you why YouTube is way more fun yeah I'm just thinking from my lane which is radio think about its bit as may now so you think about the past five months when you think about interviews that pop and me get this these viral attention and stuff like that the interviews on TV they don't outshine the interviews that happen on radio clothes now don't get me wrong you have your exceptions like the Gayle King and our Kelly auto justice Millette in uh Robin Roberts but I'm talking about consistently all the time not even close question me imagine Gayle King and our Kelly was live on YouTube at a bit stupid it's been huge that [ __ ] would shut gediman don't down right you don't want to do yeah you don't do life though live is tricky they want about that's interesting that's a different with that to do because that's not something you want to see in real time anyway though I think I think when you have those explosions like that it's because we saw a clip of it prior build-up it's a buildup and then the very next day everybody's clicking on it at their leisure all around the world agree but how dope would have been if you got the interview and you did it here that you guys did with our Kelly and Gayle Kings in on it too it's open conversation he's touched on the pedophile stuff he's touching I'm pissed but you're getting the overall perspective from our Kelly not just that way more people would rather hear that do we go for music right now when you go out where the fans you know yeah like what's the culture like when you go to Chicago are you good man what about Kanye West should cop he's like you get into so much [ __ ] with him yeah I want that could be three hours long yeah and would wreck everybody knew it'd paint him and not a great like he's piss on people different like you were he's human yeah that video is Gayle King that's what are you doing dude yeah yeah but you can't humanize I'm not saying what I'm saying would get a person perspective he's gonna hate the guy yeah he at least gets more of a voice some overproduced Gill King has agenda there's no it will have an agenda here worries himself he buries him yeah I don't want you to come in so I can bury you right I want have a conversation right now I'm not gonna lie what Gayle King got is exactly what I would have wanted right all Kelly [ __ ] crashed and burned like that hogtied [ __ ] I would have died laughing if he said this I would have got in trouble you so insensitive I would be what because all of us would been laughing with the whole audience would have been with us yeah would have been real Gayle Kings not gonna do that so why do you say no live why do you say no live live they can't they can't advertise the live if you did maybe I don't know how they if you'd have to figure it out but if so let's say this was live and it's not let's say you did live and three hundred thousand people watched it those three hundred thousand aren't gonna count towards your total when you post it so then you're not gonna get the advertising dollars we're sorry isn't Rogen and do live anymore there's reason why yeah don't do live doesn't get alive because he got dinged if you look at finding the [ __ ] sense like YouTube said like they copyright infringement ride to do live with Breakfast Club that [ __ ] no it's not it's not it's not it's not and you lose on advertising dollars doesn't make sense for anybody yeah well I'll just hang then your goods and instagrams and tell them where to find you at this weekend at Brendan Schaub on Twitter and Instagram special drops this Friday Showtime calm promo coach job you get 30 days 3 of Showtime you watch my special this Friday 10:00 p.m. Eastern 7 p.m. Pacific time and then next state for me I'm in Cleveland Cleveland and then Larry's California hilarities great club tik-tok come for tickets I love you guys man and check out the podcast he does the King and the sting with diovan so funny and the fighter and the kid with Bryan Callen so funny and then the Joe Rogan MMA show called the fight companion come fight companion yeah and again so funny great great content great dude thank you so much for coming man word as always if you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're bringing absolutely right you look to his podcast you think we're just a couple idiots and oh no [ __ ] you're right - it's the Bernie's podcast thank you for listening

Channel: The Andrew Schulz

Views: 682,152

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Length: 119min 26sec (7166 seconds)

Published: Sat May 18 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/new9191]

Makes sense to why he hasnt talked about or acknowledged it

[u/[deleted]]

If it is this reason why wouldn’t he just say it? Nobody would care and not tune in.

[u/WickedTriggered]

Schaub is well known for talking out of his ass.

[u/100IQ]

It might just be Schaub's perspective and not inside knowledge from Joe.

[u/ganooosh]

It's bout that money, mane

[u/GalacticService]

What he is saying isn't totally true. When people view a video live those views DO indeed count towards the view total when the broadcast is over.

There will be adverts before the live broadcast, but not during it. So it still could very well be because of ad money Joe is not broadcasting live anymore.

[u/Thebullfrog24]

This clip has been posted literally everyday since it came out lol