Brian David Gilbert Out of Context Compilation | Best of Unraveled

acid man was built to be a chemist was he good for titrations that's the chemistry gene what is your greatest intangible fear this is a pretty heavy one I guess my greatest fear would be like not being able to remember my loved ones and just like losing that sense of self so probably I guess it would just be memory loss is probably my greatest intangible fear 9 what is your greatest tangible fear horses what I categorized as history's was anything that had big historical dates in them explanatory histories or pretty much anything that was boring history so boring ah what condition is your body currently in I just ate a whole lot of cottage cheese so I'm feeling a little bloated but I did just want to point out one troop the gushin because it's name is the gushin and I had to learn that it's name was the gushin and now you need to know that it's called a gushin as West not the lusty argonian maid I feel like I should broach the subject I'll tell you why I didn't include it in my good fiction list and it's not because I'm a prude who doesn't love a little erotic lizard fiction come on be [Music] there is no way you can manage to maintain that level of erotic tension for seven acts that's like five and a half hours as a person who has done one or two plays in my life that's just unfeasible okay I'd like to see them try I would like to see them try come on I do just want to point out air con man who was a robot sent from the future to destroy the world and he's also an air conditioning unit disposal of waste materials if you are dropping waste materials more than 25 feet you need to be putting it in a chute clock tower it is all debris that is falling infinitely and it should be in a chute what is the object you'd least like to be stabbed by trident it's like three stabs at one but just when all hope seemed lost I had an epiphany I am going to throw myself into the sea a word your name kind of sounds like if your name's Jenny it could be penny if your name's Travis it could be star fit it's the stews strollin strollin stew Soren Soren stew swipe and swipe it's too before I go to number one I gotta go get a flu shot this is not a joke it's important to get your flu shot all right I'm back it's more mature than the Goomba and also its name has an extra syllable and is way more fun to yell look at this go home but Tsuchinoko is a Japanese cryptid that is a snake that is fatter in its middle than on its head or its tail Patrick you gotta understand it's not about what you can first see right it has a propensity for lying and for drinking alcohol Patrick thinks it shouldn't be this high on the list but [ __ ] Patrick and what better way to show your dedication than to be literally shot from a cannon we've called it down to the perfect number to figure out our sexy monster that's right we got 69 left can I get a whoop you will work on it clean we fit studio is a gym and sorry I would expect it to have paperwork if one of the gym members gets injured unfortunately all of the gym members get injured wimps and flumps and wimps and whomps and Grindle's and spindles and growls there's tox box and flops and Rob's and bumps and walleyes and Wallops and they're all pretty much invincible and they will crush you without hesitation with all the spell casting and shouting you must do as dragon born who really has the time to read all those books I do apparently ladders Suzaku Castle you thought you could get away with that shitty ass ladder those ladder runs need to be uniform they need to be evenly spaced they need to not be broken I know that ladder is there for esthetic purposes but that is a violation Suzaku Castle you cannot hide your ladders from me final destination is just flying around through random parts of space there's no protection you should be less worried about getting punched into oblivion and more worried about the cancers I mean who knows maybe I'll release that video some other time that was a joke I'm not gonna do that you're gonna have to trust me it was a really bad video a level of world's building that can only exist in an interactive medium and for that I commend you but that stuff my second reaction to this was what the [ __ ] hey Todd what I mean most of these monsters are pretty okay they're not the they're like they're not the most surprise I load you into a false sense of security it happened in second planting PD at 12:20 that lourd a phantom on a journey in the western uplands came to the who lift and protect her own card and general rock on Finch met him there and daylon's and shew also came to the meeting they talked together long by themselves but this only was known of their business that they want to be friends of each other they parted and each went home to his own colony [Music] riveting oh history so boring I'm done with him it's me building you're supposed to remove any glass that could break and in Dracula's castle death flies through the window and breaks the glass I couldn't give a [ __ ] about death you should have removed that stained glass first I'm gonna put Aquaman in front of punk man because pomp man's flavor text explains that sometimes he'll volunteer to wash off graffiti and no one likes an arm make sure to stay away from that Farrow seat and that's just one name people have for weed this can save Slowbro oddish bonsly Tropius seedot I see Loudred dugong and goodra downsweep bayleaf hypno you'll be drowsy if you swallow that tangrowth smoke pulse of coughing wheezing hey you Mike macho so someone says hey once and ankle hombre look them dead in the eye and say no way I tell you not to do drugs but if someone's smoking sweet Co doesn't make them a bad person definitely no I didn't mean to carry on my point in this first is that alienating drug users makes things worse don't lock someone up if they take a hitmonchan and criminalizing addicts is a really bad plan Big Pharma is the root of our problem I'll be a big thing of a flammable liquid in one place by the way I'm including magma as a flammable liquid I know they mean petroleum substances but I think that's just a lack of imagination on OSHA's part we have a what genre is a it's the catch-all these tend to be accounts kind of like medieval fantasy op eds so I I just put them here we're done with these naps there's fire there are jacks that get thrown across the stage there is a large ape again I could not categorize that but I know he shouldn't have been there and there is not a single life ring at the donkey kong residence I don't care how good you are at surfing funky Kong thanks castlevanias most eligible bachelor [Music] hornet man we've done some [ __ ] to bees y'all he pollinate the flowers would be very useful if we continue to keep doing [ __ ] to bees everyone's favorite the academic books fun fact about academic books that I learned in college is that no one has ever enjoyed writing or reading an academic paper why'd you put it in a video game but more than that he has this tender leadership quality that makes him not only respected but loved by his peers and then above him is a [ __ ] t-rex next two I think are pretty self-explanatory bone pillar and if that doesn't make you happy how about the bone dragon the general requirements of electrical equipment they should be kept free from hazards that could cause death or harm to employees the large airships flying around you in these stages are not only electrical equipment but they are designed to harm and kill you violation if you'll excuse me I'm going to go throw myself into the ocean now [Music] top man I'll give you I'll give you a guess about what he does did you guess explore other planets because yeah that's what he was designed for why don't [ __ ] is he atop the next monster is evil force and I want you to just go ahead and wipe away all preconceived notions obviously the name makes it sound bad it also is terrible let me tell you about burner man who was made and I quote to bring harm to natural environments technically not murdered definitely bad dry bones and dry Bowser who's naming conventions confuse and frighten me when I die will I become dry Brian is a living Bowser wet Bowser why do piranha plant have bone Ennis and I have yet to find a Smash Brothers stage that includes a restroom and I need to know where Donkey Kong pees hard man it doesn't actually have a flavor text explanation for what he is other than that he's very heavy occupational noise exposure I'm ignoring the fact that they're fighting on top of a jet and instead thinking about how loud those Jets are pop some earplugs in subsection B 21 committing outrages upon personal dignity in particular humiliating and degrading treatment Yoshi made Bert the bashful's pants fall down but baby mario gave the order he already feels bashful you didn't need to pants the man things that don't really need to be sentient a vacuum it's dust man although dust man is quoted as saying don't let me suck more than I can handle so you know actually I take this back he's more important than chill man next we have our aquatic troops where can you find pleasure search the world for treasure learn science technology where can you begin to make your dreams all come true on the land on the sea in the knee wait we're totally and go where's my guy toad man toad man he irrigates crops droughts very useful why'd they make him a toad then gamer your mom fires lasers at you when she sees you gaming I'm not here to discuss her qualifications but you are not allowed to fire those lasers at employees just let me game a mom humans are real squishy really when you think about it we've also got Bowser jr. up here but he's not in a military role he's actually Secretary of Transportation but that's just pure nepotism cuz you're also get it back forgetting the categories are I can't stop mmm serious snake man means of egress in most places you have to have exit signs and also you have to have exits that don't involve plummeting to your death no matter the size or the scope of the task I don't need a magic carpet ride I'm a champion here oh there's nothing to fear here oh my true power comes from inside us all of the way [Applause] I could say I let my body confess the names that I can't express yes it's time for the dream ballet come on [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] but there's one poking my own homee grip that I gave Kevin punt I hope that bastard's in jail because of all tangled us Terry is the apex and I gave him up for my ex when you love Terry terribly then Terry useful it's the point of having every other pokemons there's a wound in my heart that I can't get a read how can I find joy without my tangley boy oh I catch them all if you can't keep the world that you [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Red Panda Productions

Views: 149,099

Rating: 4.9720435 out of 5

Keywords: Brian David Gilbert, bdg, out of context, compilation, polygon, unraveled, gaming

Id: MT2lqTXa4mw

Length: 14min 25sec (865 seconds)

Published: Sat May 16 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/eatmusubi]

I've watched all these bits thousands of times, but it's never not a good time to once again ponder the potential existence of Dry Brian.

[u/himanxk]

Look at this galoomba!