- Hello, and welcome to another edition of BuzzFeed Unsolved Postmortem, a show where we answer your
most pressing questions about the most recent
episode of BuzzFeed Unsolved, which was the Jamison Family. All the questions we're answering
today came from you guys via our BuzzFeed Unsolved Facebook page and our BuzzFeed Unsolved Instagram page. (mysterious music) Glasses are a little foggy. - Oh, rough start. - Yeah, I'm gonna clean that. Clean that up, can't see. - Those are all the orbs you probably see. You eat some greasy food,
eating some potato chips, and then, your like, ooh, I
think I see a ghost (gibbers). - Except that I don't wear
glasses when I investigate. - Oh, yeah, I guess you don't. - Yeah. - Very noble. - We have an announcement
at the end of the episode. - Oh, yeah, another good one. (Ryan laughs) We gotta psyche it up. - It rhymes with, oh,
that's a hard word to rhyme. It rhymes with enterprise, kinda. - Enterprise? - Yeah. Clayton Perry on Facebook asks. Bow-shomp.
- Bow-shomp. - Bow-shomp. I will say I pronounce
things wrong all the time, but not today. Former Sheriff Israel Beauchamp. I got news for you, Clayton. (Shane sniggers) I actually looked up news reports of this particular sheriff. He's introduced as "beech-um." He even says his name is "beech-um." - How do you like that, Clayton? - Maybe you should do a little research before you go out and call
someone out on the internet. Just a thought, you know. (triumphant music) I got 'em.
- Got 'em. - Yeah. - [Shane and Ryan] Gaw! - Man. - Felt good. - You got owned! - You know, people pronounce
things different ways. - Well, yours is Ma-day. - I think there are some
Polish people who are like, it's pronounced Maw-day. - They do that with their eyes, too? - Yeah, the Polish people
have very emphatic eyes. - Oh, okay. - Hey, let's take it on over to our gramily, over in gram town. Here's from Emma Dawn. Yeah, it did. Can you imagine? Your Papa loads you up into a truck, says you're going to Disney Land. - Yeah, yeah. - They're like, "Stay in
the car little Bergmeister." - They didn't call me that. - [Shane Voiceover] They
put a little padlock on your seatbelt. - [Ryan] Okay, that's weird. - Papa, you get me some beef jerky. - I hate beef jerky. This story is just wrong. The premise is all bad, but it is an intriguing thought. That did not cross my mind. What are you up to, Emma? Because for you to think of such a plot makes me wonder what you're doing at the late corners of the night. - Yeah, some of us are able to essentially jack into the
mind of a troubled person. (metal scrapes) - Game recognizes game. - Maybe. (foreboding music) - Keep a watch out for @E.mmadawn. - I don't think we can
accuse one of our viewers-- (Ryan laughs) of being a criminal. - I'm just saying. This comes from Facebook,
Charlie Goodsir (laughs). - Ah, good sir. - Yeah, Goodsir. They were in there home, not on it. But, anyways. Was this maybe a case of shared delusion? It's possible.
- Yeah, maybe. - It's possible. Man, you know what? That really is possible. And that also explains why all the things were left in the car, because they're not thinking straight. - Yeah, they could've been
paranoid, similar to the Tromps. - Because we kept thinking about this as if they were of clear mind. Charlie, good sir. - (laughs) Good sir. - Goodsir, you've done it. - Well, we can't say he's done it, but you've certainly posed
an interesting talking point. - That's my top theory now.
- Is it? Yeah, it's pretty good. - I think it's my top theory. - Shared delusions are a powerful thing. - There's only one fun shared delusion. It's those people in France
that danced until they died. - That wasn't very fun for them. - I mean, it's pretty funny now. - It's funny in retrospect. We'll get to it. - But if you told someone, "Aw, yesterday Frank
danced until he died," they'd think you're joking. - I'd have a good chuckle about it. - You'd chuckle, and then the guy's face
would still stay stern. - He's fucking dead, man. - You think that's funny? A man died while dancing. (Shane and Ryan chuckle) - Back on over to gram
town, from Kaili Yoshida. - [Ryan] A "witch bible"
was reportedly found in the Jamison home, though Niki Shenold claims
that Sherilyn Jamison bought the witch bible as a joke. - I guess, I kind of let
that one fly right by during the episode, but I gotta know more
about this witch bible. - I don't know what's in it. I don't know it entails. - There's the witch's bible. - Oh, it actually says that it's (mumbles) - Yeah, it's on Barnes & Noble.com. I'm not gonna go there. It's probably gonna go out of business before I visit the website. (Ryan laughs) Maybe I'll check Amazon. Oh, Casting & Banishing, The Magic Circle, The Complete Book of
Shadows, The Great Rite, Initiations Rites, Consecration. - Yeah, I gotta imagine
it's a lot like voodoo. - Yeah, so there you go. It's just a bible, I guess. - Tell me what's the reviews
on that, like how many stars? The number, go to the top. What are you, an amateur?
- Oh, sorry. - You're an amateur zoner?
- Of 357. I'm not an amateur zoner. - He's an amateur zoner. - Naw, I'm on the zon day and night. - That's troubling. - Yeah. Yeah, I think giving it to
the person was a funny joke, like, ha ha, here's a witch bible, not, here's a funny joke bible. - Oh, no. She said they bought them together. - Yeah, but they probably
bought them as a joke. The bibles themselves weren't a joke. - Then again, have you ever
received a gift that was a joke, and then, you spent a
couple minutes with it, spent a little time with it. And all of a sudden,
you're like, wait a second. - Textbook example of that, those weird little head scratchers, where you're like, naw,
here's a stupid thing, that's just a stupid
fucking head scratcher. And then, you're like, oh, look at me. Oh-oh, yeah, and then it just feels great. Those things are good. - This comes from Facebook. - (laughs) What a normal show. (Shane and Ryan laugh) - I'd actually like to know
more about those bones. - God damn it, we shouldn't
be laughing at this (laughs). - Yeah, I know. - It's a funny way to-- - I'm laughing at the
fact that we're like-- - It's a funny way to start a question. - Let's read some fan mail. "I'd like to know more about those bones." - First off, you need to keep in mind the remains were found three years later. - This is the woods. - I didn't find any reports
of them finding anything else, so, I think they definitely did search. That's number one. Number two, there was evidence that animals scavenged the remains. So maybe they took them to
separate parts of the forest. It was deep into the woods. I mean, I don't think it's that odd that they didn't find all the things. - Death is a sad thing to think about. Back to gram town, from Jao Li Jia? Gao Li Jia? - Yeah, short answer is no. - It's been such a fun
season with all these. - Yeah, I think they've
given the show a spark. We're going into our fourth season. For the next season of True
Crime, when that happens, I think it's a good thing
for a show to evolve. If we had stayed at what was the original version of the show, the videos would be three minutes long, I would be sitting in
a room with just audio. - Also, out of all of them, I think this was the only
one that was spookier. - This one was very unsettling. Yeah, Steven Kanter did a very good job. I don't know if I'm gonna
scale them back too much, because I do quite enjoy them. That wasn't like a gesture, that's because the glasses-- - It works though. - I do like glasses because-- - Because you can sort of. - Here's the thing. - When we talk. When we talk about
crime, that's the thing. When you talk about crime, you
have to talk about the facts. - You know what the funny thing is? You actually don't know
what you're talking about. - No, go ahead. No, by all means, go ahead. - No, here's the, I'm
gonna tell you about it. - Oh, I'd love--
- Just give me a second. The funny thing is about
a hundred years ago. No, it's not funny. - I have no time for this.
- But we don't have any time. Okay, well. This is from Facebook. This is from Sydney Yvonne,
let's see what you got. It's very sad (chuckles). - That's a heavy one, folks. Here's from Sarah and Gaby. (Ryan laughs) What did happen to the dog? Can you imagine me with
a nose that's all wrong? (whip cracks) What happened to the dog? - The dog was fine. - Oh, okay. - This is from Facebook. This is some crunching numbers. Rachel's crunching numbers over there. - Got a real nerd over there. (Shane and Ryan chuckle) - Unnecessary. - They seem, maybe, like people who didn't think things through. - Yeah, I mean, you made a
good point in the episode. It could be like a tiny house. People have done that,
like shipping crates. - People love the tiny houses. - But I don't know if this
was that kind of thing. - I saw a guy living in an airplane. - That's fucking dope. Was he D.B. Cooper? - You can make a home out of anything. - How about that? - Back over to gram
town, from Jin Jang Me. - Hey, Jin, shut up. - Why would you do that? - Because he knows this is a slight. I was not acting in
that terrible hot daga. - [Doctor Gundis] Don't worry,
I am Doctor Gundis (giggles). Yuck. - It's you. - No, it's not. - He doesn't call it acting. He's very method. - No, no, no. - He doesn't act, he
becomes Doctor Gundis. - I was shanghaied. This is bullshit. - More like Shane-hied. (bell rings) - Oh, my God. This comes from Facebook. That was a quote from
me in this past episode. He has it in his question, here. - Squirt, I think that's squirt, there. - I know he said squirt, but I just wanted to make fun of him. - Oh, leave him alone.
- Couldn't spell squirt. He's making fun of me,
so I had to get him. - You leave Joshua John alone. - I won't. - You do believe in
special bullet, in a way. - I don't. - In a way. - Holy water on a bullet.
- It was a gun. - Special bullets implies-- - It was a gun that shot projectiles, and yes, you could call
those bullets, water bullets. - No, no, no. Special bullets implies
pre-made projectiles that are like bullets in cartridges. Holy water is something that
actually has spiritual value and is known to burn demons, maybe. So you're just shooting it out of a gun. I'm weaponizing the holy water (laughs). - I'm just gonna let you keep talking. - I just realized I do believe it. - You just said you're
weaponizing the holy water. - It's not a special bullet. - No. - I will say that what
would be really badass-- - What, Ry? - is if you could put
in the little cartridges in an actual gun, so I be like Van Helsing. - So all you want are magic bullets. (Ryan laughs) Hey, what do we got coming up this week? Nothing. - Oh, yeah, because this is
the finale Postmortem, now. This is our actual goodbye
before the long sleep. - Yeah. You know what you could
do in the meantime? You could watch some Ruining
History every Sunday. - Casual plug. You could do that, though. It's good.
- It's fun. - Oh, yeah, we have an announcement here. We have new shirts and new art
that could go on stuff like-- - Let's snap again. (snap fingers) Wow.
- Wow. - Let's see, whoa. - Wow. - Let's see what's in the goody bag, here. Here's a great new tote. - Yeah, look at this design, here. I look like a frightened little boy, which I think is on brand. Shane looks like-- - Very flattering. I'm gonna buy a hundred of these. - Armie Hammer. - I'm gonna pass them around. I'll wear it over my head. This is what I look like. - Fun thing about this art is
it actually was made by a fan. Her name is Jessica Mahon. Here's her Twitter account, right here. - So you could get that on a shirt, too. That's fun. - What else do we have
in the goody bag, here? - Let's see what's in the bag. - A classic silhouette of
the boys with our gear. Are ghosts real, a question
that we often pose on this show. - Hey there, demons, stuff. - The classic line. - I like this one a lot,
hey there, demons, it's me. - It's me, ya girl. Sure. This has to be the comfiest sweatshirt. - This is the softest
sweatshirt I've ever put on. - Softest sweatshirt. Just wow. And you can't find this in stores. - Alright, back it up. You don't need to sell it that much. - (chuckles) Too much? - It's too much, alright. If they like the stuff, they'll get it. - Very fun. Anyway, our weekly Q&A concluded, I now welcome you to the part of the show we call the Hot Daga, a hot dog saga commissioned by and starring Ryan Steven Bergara, written by me and adored
by every single viewer. And if you don't like
it, you can kiss my buns. - I'm not starring in it. I didn't do any work on this. - The pluples carry Maizey
through a labyrinthine cavern, at last, arriving at an
expansive underground rotunda. Splintered beams of light
from the world above spill onto a pulpit
nestled in stalagmites. An elderly pluple, Joblet, pluples out to address the crowd. - Hmm, plop, plop. - The pluples plup. - Hmm, very good. I see we have an interloper in our midst. - My name is Maizey, and I need to leave. - Oh, it speaks. Well, Maizey, I'm not here to dictate
the course of your plight. Us pluples aren't fit for decision making. Yes, sir. We tend to leave matters of importance up to our wise master. With that in mind, my fellow pluples, please plup your plups together for the Venerable Doctor Gundis. - Hello, I love you. I love all my pluples. - That was sloppy. - Oh, Venerable Doctor Gundis, might you care to introduce yourself to the interloper we've
all been hearing about? - I am the man named Doctor Gundis. I am the glimmering beacon, and I'm both the mayor and the sheriff. Approach me now, and you won't get hurt. - I think I could rest easy now, knowing that this is the kind of quality you're gonna stand by when it comes to stitching my voice together, because now, this is just
embarrassing for you. - I demand to know why I'm
being held against my will. - I got it made in the shade now. - You're charged with various crimes, including, allegedly,
harassing my dearest pluples. (Shane and Ryan laugh) - Excuse me? - Don't worry, you will soon go to jail. - Venerable Doctor Gundis, what means of trial shall
we grant to this criminal? - Uhhh. (Ryan laughs) - Wait, wait. He's not done speaking. - What the? - Uhhh, I should probably figure it out. Yeah, dup, dup, dup, dup. I'll tell you what, bizarre and violent trial
with the giant pluple. - Hmm, so it is decided. The corn shall prove
her innocence in combat with the giant beast pluple. - This is ludicrous. My home planet is being devoured
by a sinister boogie man. I don't have time for this. - What are you gonna do, you know? However, don't give us any problems, and I'll delay the trial during this time, due to the fact that I
want to get perfectly sane. Ha ha. - Yes, yes. We all know, Venerable Doctor Gundis. You're getting more and
more sane by the day. The Venerable Doctor Gundis has spoken. Pluples, take the corn
to her holding cell, where she will be held until
the doctor feels sane enough to judge her physical testimony. - The pluples swarm
Maizey and carry her off. A metal grate slams shut and Maizey finds herself
alone in a darkened cell. To her right, a pluple guard snores as he listens to the radio. Maizey listens in. - Well, you're listening to Earth Radio. And if you're just tuning
in, things are pretty bad. A giant, evil guy with a gauntlet is currently eating the world. He ate Europe for lunch, burped so loud he sunk Iceland, and now he looks to be starting
on North America for dinner. Everyone's dying and the
world is basically over. - Maizey listens in horror, trapped, with no way to go
back in time, no way to help. Suddenly, she flickers a bit, and for the first time, her holographic luminance begins to fade. The DJ continues. - And since it looks
like we've only got time for one more song, let's throw it over to this beloved ballad from the Risky Fixings. ♪ Sometimes your life ♪ ♪ Don't go exactly how you planned ♪ ♪ A volcano eats your wife ♪ ♪ And a witch kills all your friends ♪ ♪ And what else can you do ♪ ♪ But hop aboard a spaceship ♪ ♪ With a french fries and a can of soup ♪ ♪ You've gotta ♪ ♪ Believe in yourself, even
if you're just a hologram ♪ ♪ Even if nobody gives a damn ♪ ♪ Even if nobody gives a damn ♪ ♪ There's not a single
pluple gonna stop you ♪ ♪ 'Cause you got a plan ♪ ♪ Travel back in time and murder Pam ♪ ♪ Travel back in time
and fucking murder Pam ♪ ♪ Sometimes you get marooned ♪ ♪ Didn't plan on pluples
for your honeymoon ♪ ♪ And sometimes you get locked up ♪ ♪ Sittin' in a cell while
pluples plup, plup, plup ♪ ♪ And somewhere deep inside ♪ ♪ You know your tasty little pals ♪ ♪ Are gonna find a way to save your hide ♪ ♪ Three, four ♪ ♪ You've got a love inside your heart ♪ ♪ It's burnin' like a frying pan ♪ ♪ So you keep existing if you can ♪ ♪ 'Cause it's the Hot Daga ♪ ♪ A juicy little tale about
just doin' the best you can ♪ ♪ And it's got a hundred billion fans ♪ ♪ And it's critically acclaimed ♪ - The radio cuts out. - Thank God. - The fact that I doubted
myself for even a split second is some military grade bullshit. I'm gonna get off this
stupid pluple planet yet. I just need-- - Some help? - What? Who is that? - Wait, how long is this shit? - I think the question you
meant to ask is which is that. - From the shadow of Maizey's
cell, a figure appears. It is glowing and small, about 40% bigger than Jiminy Cricket. - I don't know if we can say that. - It's me, Pam, and I'm pissed. - Will Maizey triumph
in gladiatorial combat? Did Jean and Mike Soup
survive the crash landing? Will Doctor Gundis regain is sanity? Why is Pam little? Find out next season on the
Grammy Award Winning Hot Daga, commissioned by Ryan Steven Bergara. - No. You. Wow. You really have out-crazied
yourself this time. The amount of work that you
put into this is alarming. - Why's Pam little? Why's Pam little? - Oh, why's Pam little? I don't give a shit. (mysterious music)
