Bo Burnham - What. 'Left and Right Brain'

hello patient 24602 hi I'm sorry how are you feeling not great has the treatment been working no it hasn't been what are your remaining symptoms I just I I internalize my feelings I just I have trouble articul like other people and relating to them is just hard you're still a little [ __ ] H real mature of you disembodied voice up there I was just joking niggaer we are right by Oakland careful with that [ __ ] I'm not human I can say whatever I want all right just get to the what what's wrong with me what is wrong with me please your emotions and your logic are at War okay your creativity and your analysis are at War and most simply your left and right brain are at War my left and my right to fix the problem we must separate them from each other separ splitting your neurological functions in five 4 3 we book an appointment you don't just start counting down thing this may hurt a bit I don't even know what it is just isolation complete this is B's left brain objective logical cold analytical aware of patterns aware of Trends he's efficient and a prick this is both right brain subjective creative sensory aware of feelings aware of people he's emotional yes and an idiot it's your opinion so just okay careful with the opinions play nice I am the left brain I am the left brain I work really hard to my inevitable death brain you got a job to do you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might I like Oro and [ __ ] yeah okay and I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3 I am the right brain I have feelings I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful trustful and I'm looking for somebody to love put my penis here comes a female here comes a female PP your chest out take your phone and check your email our evolutionary purpose is repopulate so gather day toight and see if she's a possible M holy [ __ ] I think she might be the one there's something about her I just can't describe it tits I am the Earth she's the Glorious son I want her to trust me and I just want her to sit on my face sit all right now right brain you're being insane no left brain I'm just being alive life you should try it you might like it I worked hard to give him everything he cared about you were worried about the things that he was scared about I'm common collected when you act wild I am the adult you are the child you think you're the right one every time you think you know everything you don't know anything at all half of his problem were supposed to be mine but you wanted everything I hope that you're happy cuz he's sure not well according to my calculations you're a [ __ ] name calling really we're going to do name calling I'm not calling names I'm just stating facts and the fact is you're a quivering [ __ ] I'm the [ __ ] well at least I don't play with toys still okay Rubik's cubes are not toys to keep my spatial reasoning skills sharp let brain play the toys look at you Johnny [ __ ] toy player well at least I did my [ __ ] job I kept him working I kept him productive you were supposed to look after him you're supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling how he's feeling if he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him you did this to him he hates you I know he does he [ __ ] hates [Music] you right brain look I'm sorry no you're [Music] not look maybe there's something that we could do together together take the best parts of both of us put them together I'm listening it would let you let your feelings out it would let me analyze so you could man the themes I'll man the form it's something that George Carin did it's something that Steve Martin did it's something special that we could both perform do you know what it is juggling we could juggle and juggle our cares away it was comedy we could do comedy together initiate reassembly all right right brain we're going to do comedy together all right all right all right left brain I'll do comedy with you look we can fix them like this we can make him happy again I promise left brain four Le I love you 3 2 I know 1 experimentation complete thank you very much

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Views: 223,301

Keywords: Bo Burnham, What, Left and Right Brain

Id: anlCRSbAHN4

Length: 5min 58sec (358 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 08 2014