From God's Perspective. (FULL SHOW on YouTube/Netflix)

[Applause] there's things that I don't want to come across in my show that I worry often come across about me because people realize but it's an act up here I don't want you to ever think that I think I'm better than people or that I think I know better than people anyway okay this is a song from the perspective of God the books do you think I wrote her way too thick who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick and I don't watch you when you sleep surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a [ __ ] creep you're not going to heaven why the [ __ ] would you think I'd ever kick it with you none of you are going to there's a trillion aliens cooler than you shouldn't abstain from a rape just because you think that I want you to you should in a rape because rape is a [ __ ] up thing to do pretty obvious just don't [ __ ] rape people do you think I'd to write that one down for you I don't think masturbation is obscene it's absolutely natural and the weirdest [ __ ] thing I've ever seen can make my job a living hell I send gays to fix overpopulation pointed patka well you're not wing to heaven eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns none of you are going to heaven you're not my children you're a bad game of sim [Music] you shouldn't abstain from pork just because you think that I want you to you can eat pork because why the [ __ ] would I give a [ __ ] it created the universe thing I'm drawing the line the [ __ ] deli aisle [Music] you argue and you bicker and you fight atheists and Catholics Jews and Hindus argue day and night over what they think is true but no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in here you praise the bad leaver knowing any day might be the day that you die but maybe life on earth could be heaven doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try my love the type of thing that you have to earn and when you were you won't need it home I love the type of thing you have to earn it when you were you won't meet I'm not gonna give you love just because I know that you want me to if you want love and the lovers got to come from you you [Applause]

Channel: boburnham

Views: 15,262,688

Rating: 4.9422164 out of 5

Keywords: bo burnham, god, comedy special, youtube, netflix

Id: Zxc20saM8DA

Length: 4min 21sec (261 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 10 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/LaserGuidedLogic]

I love his "deeper" songs. He deals with heavy topics while still keeping it light.

Here's another one of his better pieces.

Art is Dead.

[u/MyHonkyFriend]

Drove seven hours to watch this show live. Stood in a line after the show where Bo meets any fan who wants to. Takes pictures too. I asked him for advice on which book to write my senior paper on and he actually discussed it with me. He's a really cool guy.

[u/shit_horse]

I hate catchy choruses and I'm a hypocrite.

[u/forman98]

Comedians, the philosophers of our time.

[u/Patrick_the_Saint]

I can't wait for the show. This guy's the best.

You pray so badly for heaven,

knowing any day might be the day that you die

but maybe life on earth could be heaven.

Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?

Pure gold.

I love the fact that all his songs on spotify is marked EXPLICT.

[u/[deleted]]

Why is his voice higher now

[u/GhostWizard19]

Starts off light hearted then smacks you with reality. Damn.

[u/ThemeFromTheBottom]

Anybody else reminded of Abbey Road?

"And in the end, the love you take Is equal to, the love, you make"

[u/Eye-Licker]

reminds me of Tim Minchin's "Teen Foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins:" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXf-qfikdTg

jump to song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXf-qfikdTg&feature=player_detailpage#t=192