New Math

oh yes I'm banging one tonight oh that was somebody reliable uh hi Internet it's been a while I wrote this song for you and it's about something that's usually pretty boring math and it makes it fun it's called new math one two three four let's do it once a pirate - the ship just a creative homeless guy and then anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant an ironic way to die and what's domain domain range but keep it too much in his pants and two balls of - one six titles at the door split it decision with long division take the circumference up your circumstances live like your data and when you're all set put it all together and whatever you can [Music] in what's a bag of chips divided by five well that's a Nike workers meal and Santa Clause x I well I guess that makes him real and the square root of the NBA is Africa in the Box how do you trace the scatter plot you give the pencil to Michael J Fox take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion live like your data and when you're all set and if you took a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl believe me you have a tree see al see you later mathematical minds make Industrial smog and what's the opposite of Ln X Duraflame the unnatural lon [Music] support the farmers with a protractor link Kennedy and Lincoln with a common factor live like your data when you're off its new math word problems ready if there's a fat guy in a pastry shop with a $20 bill and he's ready to buy in order to predict his volume change you'll need to know the value of pi and there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end the lightning bolts rudder how long till it reaches and kills the driver provided that he's a good conductor and if 10% of men are gay and 20% of man or Chinese what are the odds for the man chosen at random spends his free time at Meal Time while on his knees and if Kim is half as old as Bobby who is two years older than 12 year old Tori for how many more 30 day months will then threesomes be considered statutory rape this math can be sexy cuz having sex is like quadratic expansion if it can't be split and it's time to stop and having sex is like a Jew in France since it's improper for though everyone to be on top via heaven sex is like math homework I do it best when I'm alone in my bed and swearing numbers are just like women if they're under 13 just do them in your [Music] a new math pedophilia you

Channel: boburnham

Views: 15,651,743

Keywords: bo, burnham, boburnham, new, math, song, guitar, funny, offensive, silly, wordplay, stand-up

Id: obIGsb-IZMo

Length: 4min 7sec (247 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 03 2008