Bloopers VS The Original Scene: Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites

andy i need evidence got it wait you don't know what evidence ah right on yes hit me next to my desk is a picture of a female politician bella abzug is that scary face funny hat gap tooth or bill clinton's wife funny hat funny hat on the back of it is a key taped to it and then that opens my bottom drawer and my desk get [Laughter] what's happening sorry i lost it you got bored in the middle of them [Music] oh [ __ ] that's funny okay okay [Laughter] andrew i need evidence got it wait you don't know what evidence ah right on yes hit me next to my desk is a picture of a female politician bella abzug get the key that's taped in the back of that picture it opens up my bottom desk drawer and there are some files pay attention where are you looking look here focus here get the files in the drawer and then get all of the file boxes in the office put the files in the drawer let's go no okay i'll go with them thank you man i'm in love with you because you're just like me you're a dog date me ann i'm single [Laughter] ron you're gonna construct the stage yes ma'am i really think we should try and involve this talking dog and will you go out on a date with me you're the prettiest dog i've ever seen damn remember when we had sex in the gutter on rodney street i'll never forget her dad i'm gonna come over there and [ __ ] you up [Laughter] everyone loves a good comeback story right seabiscuit the mighty ducks robert downey jr uh rocky yes kim kardashian kim well wow in the video she gets she gets to come on her back i think [Laughter] so leslie and i have come up with the theme for the campaign relaunch rally the comeback kid everyone loves a good comeback story rocky robert downey jr terminator said i'll be back and he was also making a comeback the casual hawaiian shirt well well look who's ahead of the curve i was joking she'd soak that in bleach and burn it okay so the rally is going to be held tomorrow at the pawnee sports building april you finalized a rental right shut up ann i told you never to talk to me that was champion oh my god i'm sorry bad dog yes everything's fine with the rental i'm gonna go to the bathroom and powder my nose amongst other things if you know what i mean dude is she gonna powder her vagina [Laughter] i'm sorry dude is she gonna powder [Laughter] can we just get it on the next steak yeah yeah okay okay okay [Laughter] i'll have another drink and so will this adorable hunk of caramel to my right drink up tom i'm gonna go powder my nose amongst other things if you know what i mean is she gonna powder her vagina you gotta help me man why it seems to be going the usual amount of gross no this is way different she's not married anymore she had like five bottles of alcohol she's calling me caramel you've got to throw some cold water on this situation start talking about nerd stuff you know nerd culture is mainstream now so when you use the word nerd derogatorily means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist yes that's perfect just like that be incredibly boring who my name is annabelle vandercrank from the memphis van der cranks and i just about lose my head when the sun falls down [Laughter] i'm sorry i need my mustache glued whose club do you think is better yours are mine the answer is mine say mine is better it's not a competition oh but it is your club made it a competition when they kept girls out oh my stars i'm just a little lady my fragile constitution cannot handle the fearsome outdoors i have no problem with strong women who's leslie my name is annabelle vandergraff and y'all i just fall to pieces when the sun shines on my head will you just help me open this is it really thank you what i was saying is that awesome girls like you who are you know not classically hot they can go and they can be rewarded for an idiot [Laughter] hey hey so i was just at the grind and i thought you might want an iced mocha with extra extra whipped cream oh my thank you so much april wow you're welcome oh by the way completely unrelated i just signed up for the miss pawnee beauty pageant that's wonderful you know that is why i decided to become a judge so that awesome girls like you who are not you know classically hot can be rewarded for their intelligence and savvy would you gentlemen like a tour not at all there is quite literally nothing in the world that i would rather do than take a tour of the parks and rec department hello there hi chris trager this is ben hello gents ron swanson ron swanson okay i'm deputy director leslie knope and leslie nope it is fantastic to be here would you gentlemen like a tour oh there is quite literally nothing i would rather have in the world than a tour of the parks and recreation department of the great city of pawnee led by ron swanson and leslie knope okay ben i don't think that's a great idea let's do it okay step one we buy into this club step two we roll over to the club either near mercedes-benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is all right step three i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce the bounce now everybody's watching i'm so sorry step three i dagger you on that dance floor and dress you with my eyes until at last it's just me and you naked on the dance floor you're gonna throw up you're gonna smile this must be the lovely donna ashante listen beautiful let's cut the bowl right you want this i definitely want this t.h wants this let's seal this devil's three-way right here right now step one we buy into this club step two we roll over to the club either in your mercedes-benz or my pre-owned acura legend step three i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bad sound now all the ladies say and bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce what do you say sexy i'm out why i hate that guy bye carl leslie i'd rather be back at the office i know this is painful for you jerry but you have to be strong you guys ready oh boy yeah okay we're ready sometimes when i wipe i'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe a hundred times still poop still poop let me check that it's like i'm wiping a marker or something well if it's a concussion it's extremely mild so i wouldn't worry about it anything else bothering you nope okay well i mean yeah i've got a weird uh rash in my knee pit area and my tongue on this side doesn't taste anything anymore sometimes when i walk my ankles make like a weird rattle snake sound what else things that are far away from my eyes are fuzzy i once ate a twix with the wrapper on it and i've never seen the wrapper come out also i've swallowed every piece of gum that i've chewed for the past 25 years i don't know i broke my thumb on the way over here it just fixed me well i can help you with the thumb and i'll have to give you referrals for specialists for the other thousand things wow thanks for nothing dr harris you're welcome i got it i got it nice oh yeah i also got some dude's briefcase i believed in you buddy but you should put that back yeah how did you get this well what that is [ __ ] hilarious you shattered the lights you shattered it not only did you hit the wall that's a wrap that's not something that props can fix that's gonna be a little harder to fix i'm sorry i'm out got it got it nice i also got this dude's briefcase who's just laying there kind of a panic move i believed in you but you shouldn't put that back okay you

Channel: Comedy Bites

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Id: T1OCCXENkjc

Length: 10min 8sec (608 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 02 2022