Season 2 BLOOPERS | Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites

the following program is rated G a G it contains giggling abominable language and grotesque sexual imagery it may literally cause you to gag we highly recommend you don't watch it just walk away and just go read a book or something or spend time with your kids do anything but watch this guy grill better be working on that Deen you better be working on the [ __ ] blooper reel Deen [Music] Parks and Rec let's roll I have one suit my brown Sears three-piece Elise Yorkton Elaine's police narc ins come over to my house at 3:00 so you can help me prepare make sure the mark is coming off someone to work to do here my very best friend [Laughter] [Music] [Music] hello hey mom you're on camera right now say hello hello next caller oh you work with animals right yes I do I work a lot with animals I love it well what is it about cats that make them think they are so much goddamn better than we are I'll take my answer I'll see ya don't Blake you can't deal with the consequences this [ __ ] is on little man oh sorry guys all right lost this little pom-pom that was on my golf glove should be on the floor somewhere can you help me look for it real quick here [Applause] hey sweetheart again just like that three more times and then he passed away [Laughter] we just helped me it's really thank you what I was saying is that awesome girls like you who are you know not classically hot they can go and they can be rewarded for Leslie I have been happily married for 28 years I met my wife Gayle many times so um Oh finally and and Mark will be well this take is so bad so so I [Music] Leslie doesn't like to hear her mommy talk about sex why don't you tell us about your escapades you little minx I like your padfolio I'd like to talk about government brand toothpowder and it doesn't get your teeth clean and it tastes and it doesn't get your teeth clean and it tastes like would you gentlemen like a tour not at all there is quite literally nothing in the world that I would rather do then take a tour of the Parks and Rec Department hey guess what what's that I'm awesome okay lucky to have me here cuz I'm farting I miss money I'm awesome okay and you're lucky to have me here cuz I'm frightened on some money and I'm a prize okay and you're lucky to have me here cuz I'm far it numbs money [ __ ] god dammit [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm so sorry I'm kicking your ass and pizza fight would not do that really I really wish I would do it try it with a different suit I thought you'd like this one J I thought you'd like this one I do D Justin and I have a similar fashion sense dangers in your face but tasteful you like this new button-down purple sweater best combo sorry Brooke Brothers bought it off the doll a vanilla chai latte for my young nubian princess step one we buy into this club step two we roll over to the club either in your mercedes-benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned Acura Legend which is all right step 3 I dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce step 3 I dagger you on that dance floor I dress you with my eyes until it last it's just me and you naked on the dance floor you got throw up you're gonna smile Dean I'm gonna give you 50 takes of this one line take one and I'll do my mic sure we'd entirely understand youth culture I'm a much happier person now though is the thing and I just want I just screwed up the whole take that's what it did did you yeah you know we go back yeah I once french-kissed a police dog on a dare it was weird after but then it was okay dog died later oh my god aids sorry why are we going to your mother's but wait a meeting my mother's so uh maybe we should just write um things down go from there will you do it cuz I don't know how to write print or [Laughter] I don't mean this in any bad way but if you ever made out with another woman why because for my analysis I think you love it you

Channel: Comedy Bites

Views: 3,790,581

Keywords: NBC, The Office US, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Michael Scott, Ron Swanson, Liz Lemon, Jake Peralta, Steve Carell, Nick Offerman, Andy Samberg, Tina Fey, parks and recreation ron swanson, parks and recreation theme, parks and recreation funny moments, parks and recreation bloopers chris pratt slap, parks and recreation bloopers slap, parks and recreation bloopers chris pratt fart, chris pratt bloopers, chris pratt magic trick, chris pratt graham norton

Id: cIcNqn89BoU

Length: 10min 15sec (615 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 20 2020