20 Minutes of Improvised Moments from The Office US | Comedy Bites

I'm in hell I'm burning help me you shouldn't joke about that did she get one of these no thank you do you even know what this is it is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts done this ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core sorry right numerous health benefits strengthens your back better performance in sports more enjoyable sex you're not having sex plus improves your reflexes see I would have caught that okay you know what uh how much is that uh it's only 25 bucks wow um okay you're a good guy you too Michael appears to be gay too and yet he is my friend I guess I do have a gay friend you know what I'm going to raise the stakes you don't I want you to watch this and I want you to burn this into your brains I don't think we because this is an image then I want you people to remember for a long time to come whenever you come into the office I want you to think about this we don't need to yes we do what oh I did it thank you thank you thank you see I'm still here we're all still here oh come on Dwight come on man hey JY that's right you said that we could come to you if we had any questions sure where's the clitorus on a website it said at the crest of the labia what does that mean what does the female vagina look like technically I am in human resources and and Dwight was asking about human anatomy um I'm just sad the public school system failed in so badly wait what are you writing don't write Ebola or mad cow disease all right cuz I'm suffering from both I'm inventing new diseases oh great so like let's say that my teeth turned a liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat what would you call that I thought you said you were inventing diseases that's spontaneous Dental hydroplosion nice thank you all right who did this I'm not mad I just want to know who did it so I can punish them what are you talking about uh someone uh forged medical information and that is a felony okay whoo all right cuz that's a pretty intense accusation how do you know that they're fake uh leprosy flesh eating bacteria hot dog fingers government created killer nanorobot infection you did this didn't you absolutely not yes you did no I didn't I know it was you okay fine you know what I'm going to have to interview each and every one of you until the perpetrator makes himmer herself known and until that time there will be no HealthCare coverage for anyone killer Nano robot it's an epidemic it's just like so creepy what's happening oh some guy exposed himself to Phil Us in the parking lot really she okay yeah Bob Vance took her for a walk to calm down okay Phill as you [Music] say what is so funny um I mean did he even see Pam or uh Karen from behind I'm guessing not I'm sorry it's pretty funny when you think about it oh not really no it's disgusting and demeaning oh oh okay masters of Comedy a guy dropped his pants have you ever been to the circus okay he's [Applause] back okay hey what's going on there's a police car in them what oh what's going on oh pH guy flashed it's so I don't think laughing about it it's a apprpriate response oh come on we're laughing at Phyllis but she's not even here so no harm no foul I don't think the woman in this office incidentally where were you during all of this maybe you're the Flasher I was at a parent teacher conference uh-huh prove it let's see your penis I you know as that was coming out of my mouth I knew that it was wrong [Music] did I ever tell you why I left Scranton yeah I didn't think I had well it was all about Pam yeah I mean she was with Roy and uh I just couldn't take it I mean I lost it D I couldn't sleep I couldn't concentrate on anything and then weird stuff like food had no taste so my solution was was to move away it was awful and it is something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy and that includes you this is smaller than your old place yes well I'm buying it and I'm not renting it so it's still an upgrade he doesn't know anything about property ownership kind of an idiot um actually I do own property my grandfather left me a 60 acre working beet Farm I run it with my cousin Mo's we sell beets to local stores and restaurant FR it's a nice little farm sometimes teenagers use it for sex hey did you catch that up in Lake wall and po pack yeah you know I used to go up there all the time with my stepdad and I never caught anything that big caught an 80b shark off monok it's in the Hamptons mhm my dad's got a 42ft Bayliner sniped it with a rifle from the Crow's Nest also shot a deer once you know what let's get right down to it here it is heart of New York City Time Square named for the good times you have when you're in it most people when they come to New York they go straight to the Empire State Building that's pretty touristy I come here great places to eat we have bubble gum shrimp Red Lobster down there you know this is this is the heart of civilization right here everybody takes a Subway in New York it's fast it's efficient get you there on time it's a way to okay there's a guy pooping in a cardboard box down there I would love to live in New York someday it's a big dream of mine work corporate with Jan be awesome go to Broadway shows eat hot dogs scran is great but New York is like Scranton on acid no on speed not on steroids okay um I think that's either the Hudson or the East so we're back should be back this way and just as you have planted your seed in the ground I am going to plant my seed in you I think you know what you're saying oh my God something's happening 9,986 ,000 minutes we actually sat down and did the math 9 m986 th000 minutes that's how many minutes that you've worked here in costumes and impressions in meetings in cups of coffee four birthdays more meetings and Emil for you made us read 9986000 that's like watching Die Hard 80,000 times you hit me with your car you help me get off drugs I watch you when you sleep I forgive you for kissing me remember [Music] to text call or email or call measure measure your life in [Music] love remember to [Music] call to call you got to remember to call call okay see you guys uh on Monday what about the surprise oh yes exactly thank you Angela for reminding me terrific um before I tell everybody what the big surprise is would you like to tell me what you think the big surprise is we all think you don't have a surprise all right I have some news for you there is a big surprise and here it is here we go and the big surprise is drum [Music] roll when I am backed into a corner that is when I come alive see I learned improv from the greats like um Drew Cary and Ryan Styles go this Robin Williams Oh man would I love to go head to-head with him that would be exciting all here I'm Mor from Mor well I'm I'm B from SM Nan nanu blue oh um Jan wants you to call can I sit here you know I uh I know a little bit about what you're going through in a way um when I was a kid my parents got divorced they both want a custody and they both asked me to testify against the other one in court so I don't know I didn't want him to get divorced in the first place you know I love them both so much I just wanted hey hey how's it going good especially after I took all your money in poker yeah um hey uh can I talk about about when you want to give me more of your money did you want to do that now we can go inside I'm feeling kind of good tonight I was just um I'm in love with you what I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear but I need you to hear it probably not good timing I know that I just what are you doing what do you expect me to say to that I just needed you to know once well I um I I can't yeah you have no idea don't do that what your friendship means to me come on I don't want to do that I want Angela what that was a voicemail that corporate left last night they did not get our tax forms did you send them they arrived this morning are you sure it is a big deal if is it a big deal is it Kevin do you really not know because it is a big deal deal everything okay it's fine you are in the clear thank you I don't I don't want those so how you feeling about the new company I feel good wow you excited about the new company yeah I'm excited to start the company after breakfast we did that so what's next Michael just stop for a second Michael stop for a second no I know you just let me have just give me mine oh I'm sorry I'm sorry I can't do this this is pathetic isn't it I am such an idiot I gave up the only job I ever love to do this I egg in my Crocs hi hi oh it's so rude of me have you seen um Pam's new art it's right there check it out oh thank you you're welcome I'm so so sorry for the temperature in here the um sliding glass door shattered so okay it's actually a really cute story do you want to tell it babe or should I tell it I don't like that story babe come on it's a cute story Michael ran through the sliding glass St because he thought he heard the ice cream truck stop stop it I mean I like ice okay sue me oh no don't I shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me she loves to sue she loves lawsuits you know honey that door was extremely clean and it looked invisible you are so right you are so right because before I lived here the glass was always covered in smudges and I moved in and I cleaned it so I guess that makes me the devil you are she is she is the devil I'm in hell a I'm burning help me you shouldn't joke about that

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Length: 20min 2sec (1202 seconds)

Published: Sat May 18 2024